"Pick-up lines"

[SubMissChievous]

Yeah, you know them... What is the worst pick-up line someone ever told you?

What would be the ideal pick-up line for you (if there's any)?

[TheLittleStrawberry]

I don't know...


But I once met this guy... at a club I think.

And he just KEPT throwing pick-up lines at me :rolleyes: lol... I mean the first 2-3 ones were cute... After the 10th you kinda go like.... wtf? lol

[Glutgod]

Haha! I remeber a quote I used randomly on a person.

"I lost my teddy bear, so can you sleep with me instead?"
Of course she kept screaming "MOLEST! HELP HELP!" So I just walked away and met up with my friends, yes it was a dare.

[Swooper]

Crude, ones I have heard used here in Australia:

guy: "Have you ever run into a tree?
Girl: "No?"
Guy: "How about a root then?"

By the way root here in Australia means sex. So that is why we laugh at the US when they say they "root" for their sports teams :P

Another one,
Guy: "My face will be leaving in an hour I want you on it".

But the best of all time was a guy I once knew, he had the 50/50 rule there was no pick up line, he was straight to the point

Guy: "My panel van is out the back wanna come out and have a F***?

Girl would do one of two things, either slap him one, or say yes and he would have fun all night :P

So it goes to show sometimes pick up lines are not needed if you have enough bravado and guts to just ask the girl what your both thinking :P

[SubMissChievous]

Haha! I remeber a quote I used randomly on a person.

"I lost my teddy bear, so can you sleep with me instead?"
Of course she kept screaming "MOLEST! HELP HELP!" So I just walked away and met up with my friends, yes it was a dare.I don't find this one offensive at all! On the contrary, it's kinda cute... :)

The worst one I've been told would have to be something like this (I have to translate so I hope it makes sense...) "What do you eat to be so pretty?"

This is a very common & cheesy french canadian pick-up line... :(

Would have prefered the teddy one...;)

[brownie]

Haha! I remeber a quote I used randomly on a person.

"I lost my teddy bear, so can you sleep with me instead?"
Of course she kept screaming "MOLEST! HELP HELP!" So I just walked away and met up with my friends, yes it was a dare.

i gotta use that, do u mind or u copy righting it, i love it!

[doomed_soul89]

this is the pick up line i always use

hi

[brownie]

doomed_soul89 another great 1, the ladies most love you!

[flyboy7218]

my friend told me this one "you have 207 bones in your body, want to add one more?"

[Davros]

So your left leg is Spring and your right leg is Autumn? Can I visit in Summer? :P

[JTN2010]

Every once in a while me and a bunch or random people in my dad's family stay up at a fire whenever we are camping or what not and tell funny jokes and stuff. One night we did pick up lines here some of my favorites:
'That sweater is very becoming on you, course if I were on you I'd be coming too'
'Your dad was a heavenly baker with a phone number and a....wanna go have sex?'
'Let's play pretend. You pretend that I satisify you and I pretend not to notice...crap, said that wrong'
'I'm tired with lame pick-up lines...here's twenty bucks *unzips fly'
'What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine'
'Gotta a friend...cause your just not doing it for me'
'So what haven't you been told tonight'

Some of those could be a little offensive to women..but I found them funny.

[MasterO]

Going with the Teddy Bear theme and being a rather large and burly guy, I like "I'm doing a survey, would you rather snuggle with a fence post or a soft, fuzzy, cuddly teddy bear". Most would say the teddy bear to which I respond cool, can I have a hug then and I'll buy you a drink.

[ThatTawnyaGirl]

i heard this one b4.. from a friend of mine...

"do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants."

[bobo]

those pants look great on you but they'd look better on my floor

[cheesy dude]

my best ever cheesy pick up line:

guy: hi there... is your name guilette? because your the best a man can get.

[Davros]

Not a chat up line, but a great lil quote;

"Hey! Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?"

*Note: Cucumber can be replaced with any large object, except penis as this is a little obvious. Duh.

[SolarFox]

I actually got this one once (even though i think it was a joke)

"So ... you're a girl huh?"

(at least I hope it was a joke:p)

[matthew8459]

Knew somebody who used this:

I want to be like Winnie the Pooh and stick my nose in your honey jar.

[erjams]

My favorite 5:

5. Did you hear about the giant polar bear? (She responds: No) It broke the ice.
4. Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
3. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [(If she asks: Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?]
2. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
1. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

[BettyBoop]

Never been use don me but.
1. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
2. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
3. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

[interesting]

Here's a few tacky ones (translated from french also):

"Want to taste something my mother made?"

"You know, you'd match great with my pillow and drapes."

"I'm the fireman. I'm here to put you out 'cause you're on fire."

[Powerstrip]

Guy: POLAR BEAR!
Girl: What?
Guy: It's an Ice breaker. Hey :)

[Komodo Jones]

Never used pick up lines and never had a need to but here's a slightly funny one.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?"

[Powerstrip]

Never used pick up lines and never had a need to but here's a slightly funny one.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?"

XD. Took me a second, but genius :D

There's an app for any iPhone/iPod Touch users called iPickuplines. Some are very good such as:


Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see!
And
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
And
Are you lost? Because heaven is far from here.

And best of the best: Click ME! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwZsaWb6pY)

[sweetart]

I know it's already been said twice (in different ways), but this is the one that has the best chance of working with me:

guy: Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?
gal: How much?
guy: Enough to break the ice.

[getDared]

I was told this one this year...I really didnt get it at all and took some time for the guy to explain it to me.

Guy: (says this really fast) Wanna suck on my d!ck?
Girl: What..huh??
Guy: I said do you want a sip of my drink?

[MetalGreek]

ASL lol they just messaged me without saying hey or anything and said asl. such a fag

[Littleone]

One i have used many years ago pmsl

With someone as good looking as you i bet you have heard every pick up line in the book?

If she replies yes or no the answer works the same

Well in that case one more won't hurt then will it

[Jedrek]

Completely retarded but I've actually see it work. Well in the sense that it broke the ice which landed my friend a good spot.

Guy: Hey so have you ever flown an airplane?
Girl: Um, no...
Guy: Awesome, we have something in common already!

[Rune]

Crude, ones I have heard used here in Australia:

guy: "Have you ever run into a tree?
Girl: "No?"
Guy: "How about a root then?"


That one made me laugh.

Alright, here's a lame one:
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

[Anjelen]

The best - and at the same time, most hideously wrong pickup line that's been used on me and that i've used -

[person a, to person b] Pardon me, can i have a cube of ice from your glass?
If person A gives person B an ice cube, person B is to raise a finger for A's attention, then calmly drop the ice on the ground, crush it under his or her foot,look up, and introduce themselves-

"Hey. My name's Guus. Now that the ice is broken, want to fuck?"

of course, one can substitute 'dance' for 'fuck' ;)

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A friend of mine's favorite;
"Hey, how do you like your eggs tomorrow morning?"
"huh?"
"soft, hard, or fertilized?"