Choose your own Adventure Game

[inuyashajake]

I will post a little bit of a game and then i will give you options...you pick which option and i post the next part...I will post the next part A.S.A.P...
first one...
You're sitting at home, minding your own business, when someone knocks at your door...
Answer it
Hide in the Bathroom

[surnamey]

Hide in the bathroom

[inuyashajake]

As you're running for the bathroom, you remember that you don't have one. the knocking at your door gets louder. you must decide what to do quickly...
answer the door
escape through the backdoor

[florida87x]

Wait, you don't have a bathroom? So do you just never shower? And shit outside?

*Shrug* Well, to each their own I suppose.

[inuyashajake]

which one do you choose

[surnamey]

answer the door boy

[inuyashajake]

Oh no! There's leopards! Loads of them! They look angry!

What are you going to do?

What will you do?
[1] Attempt to lull them with song
[2] Charge them, screaming "BANZAI!"

[surnamey]

Bonzai charge

TO the death

[inuyashajake]

The leopards rush off whimpering. You have defeated them. You leap over the garden fence and into the street behind, where you are confronted by a man in a helium-inflated puffa-jacket hovering just above the ground.

"I am Helium Puffa Jacket Blue Paint Boy, and I want your hair" he proclaims.

What do you do?

What will you do?
[1] Run away screaming in distress
[2] Attempt to lull him with song

[DaVance]

Attempt to lull him with song.

[inuyashajake]

Only knowing two songs, you ponder which one to sing.

What will you do?
[1] Sing "The Love Cats"
[2] Sing "Eye of the Tiger"

[surnamey]

it's the eye of the tiger (blah blah blah)

[inuyashajake]

HAHA THIS ONES FUNNY




Inspired by their favorite movie of all time, Rocky, the leopards suddenly start punching each other in the shoulder, shadow boxing, and jumping rope. They then decide they need to immediately find a museum and run up the front stairs.

What will you do?
[1] Run with the pack.
[2] Go back and answer the front door.

[surnamey]

Go back and answer the front door