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Star Shadows
05-07-2010, 12:37 PM
Ok so this is a silly game really but I think some of the ideas that come out could be hillarious,
Simply post a statement in the form of...
Every time you ... (insert action here)... (insert consequense here)
So for example...
Every time you say the word astronaught a star falls from the sky
Every time you throw a rock at a caravan a Jipsie (traveller to be PC) spontaneoulsy combusts
Every time you backseat-mod a pixie is killed as a sacrifice to depp.
Slenderman - Doctor
05-07-2010, 12:40 PM
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
:D
Star Shadows
05-07-2010, 12:42 PM
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
:D
However every time you watch Dr Who god resurects a dead kitten
Kisune Karnon
05-07-2010, 12:46 PM
Everytime god resurrects a kitten, a baby is killed.
BettyBoop
05-07-2010, 12:46 PM
Every time you use Century Gothic you get stabbed in the groin.
i have no groin.
Slenderman - Doctor
05-07-2010, 12:48 PM
Every time you use Century Gothic you get stabbed in the groin.
i have no groin.
Fuck.
Every time you post in orange, you get poked in the boob.
I have no boob.
Captain Harkness
05-07-2010, 12:49 PM
Every time you criticize you lose one year of your life.
BettyBoop
05-07-2010, 12:50 PM
Every time you try to outsmart me with your colours and fancy 2010 business, I chop off your bellend.
it's fine if you don't bold it, plus, i don't have a bellend.
Star Shadows
05-07-2010, 12:50 PM
Every time you use the talk about Dr Who a penguin falls over:confused:
Every time you cuddle someone a star shines brighter in the sky
Every time youre nasty to/ insult / outsmart bella I kick you in the crotch
Slenderman - Doctor
05-07-2010, 12:52 PM
Every time you try to outsmart me with your colours and fancy 2010 business, I chop off your bellend.
it's fine if you don't bold it, plus, i don't have a bellend.
Every time you... fine, you win.
BettyBoop
05-07-2010, 12:52 PM
Every time a penguin falls over Marvin gets £1.
win win.
Captain Harkness
05-07-2010, 12:53 PM
Every time you threaten someone something bad happens to you.
Slenderman - Doctor
05-07-2010, 12:57 PM
Every time a penguin falls over Marvin gets £1.
win win.
I love you.
That is all.
Officelover
05-07-2010, 08:35 PM
Every time you wish upon a star, it explodes. It's just so far away that you don't see the light for another billion years.
Anjelen
05-07-2010, 08:53 PM
Every time you touch me, i become a hero...
Gods, i hate that song.
Every time you see me at gD, someone gives me something to do !! grr!!
Captain Harkness
05-08-2010, 08:12 AM
Every time you go out liking a bit rubbish you see loads of people.
Star Shadows
05-08-2010, 08:33 AM
Every time you meet up with someone alone who you aren't dating roumers start about you
moxie
05-08-2010, 08:34 AM
Every time you lie a person trusts you less.
Kisune Karnon
05-08-2010, 11:19 PM
Every time you cry, a person is trying to make you happy.
moxie
05-09-2010, 08:22 AM
Every time you waste a condom a girl gets pregnant.
Every time you get your period you want to kill somebody.
Slenderman - Doctor
05-09-2010, 11:43 AM
Every time you laugh, a hamster gets stuck in a condom.
o.o Every time you post God frees the hamster and scolds you for being so cruel!
theone
05-09-2010, 04:28 PM
Every time you read this comment you lose 4 seconds of your life.
Kisune Karnon
05-09-2010, 05:12 PM
Every time you lose time of your life, you get closer to dieing.
LittleRayRay
05-09-2010, 05:37 PM
Every time you die, your next life is better
Kisune Karnon
05-09-2010, 05:41 PM
Everytime you start your next life, you start as a rock.
moxie
05-10-2010, 06:40 AM
Every time you buy a tank of petrol a dictator gets richer.
chubbsman7
05-10-2010, 08:04 PM
Every time a human has sex, four hamsters have sex, resulting in an overpopulation of hamsters.
moxie
05-10-2010, 08:05 PM
Every time you give up a person loses their spirit.
Every time you smile, a kitten dies
moxie
05-12-2010, 07:25 PM
Every time you orgasm a person gets a migraine.
Platypus
05-12-2010, 07:31 PM
every time you go to sleep, someone in japan wakes up
moxie
05-12-2010, 07:32 PM
Every time you take a shot a yeast cell celebrates.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 08:56 PM
Everytime you pray to god, an angel is sent to earth to try and "help" someone.
moxie
05-12-2010, 08:57 PM
Every time you flush the toilet a gallon of water is wasted.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 08:58 PM
Everytime you take a pee, a water refinery spends thousands of dollars to have you drink it again.
moxie
05-12-2010, 09:00 PM
Every time you post a million electrons are inconvenienced.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 09:01 PM
Everytime you get a thought, a million brain cells are wasted.
moxie
05-12-2010, 09:03 PM
Every time you masturbate a million sperm are wasted.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 09:04 PM
Everytime you waste sperm, a baby isn't born.
moxie
05-12-2010, 09:06 PM
Every time you see your girlfriend naked a guy somewhere gets jealous.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 09:07 PM
Everytime a guy gets jealous, another man gets shot.
moxie
05-12-2010, 09:16 PM
Every time a flower is planted a pretty girl smiles.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:00 PM
Everytime a girl smiles, a guy is happy.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:04 PM
Every time a girl strips a guy is happy and another guy is sad.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:13 PM
Everytime a guy is sad, a random hobo dies.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:15 PM
Every time a new law is past a person loses some freedom.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:18 PM
Everytime a person loses a freedom, a new group of people rise up against it.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:19 PM
Every time a group of people rises a government crushes them.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:21 PM
Everytime a government crushes people, another government tries to fix the problem.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:24 PM
Every time someone comes from the government and says, I am from the government and I am here to help, a lot of people laugh.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:25 PM
Everytime lots of people laugh, a car bombs explodes.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:30 PM
Every time a car bomb explodes an IRA agent dies.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:30 PM
Everytime an agent dies, an investigation is opened.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:34 PM
Every time an investigation is opened a cover up begins.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:35 PM
Everytime a coverup begins, a group of people start rumors.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:39 PM
Every time a rumor starting a person is hurt.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:40 PM
Everytime a person is hurt, another person laughs.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:41 PM
Every time you post a post follows it.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:43 PM
Everytime a post follows, another person sees it.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:45 PM
Every time we post a new idea is used.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:46 PM
Everytime a new idea is used, another person uses it.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:51 PM
Every time a tax bill is paid a person is poorer.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:53 PM
Everytime we post, a person doesn't get to.
moxie
05-12-2010, 10:58 PM
Every time we post a post is added to our post total.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 10:59 PM
Everytime our totals increae, another person's is not.
moxie
05-12-2010, 11:01 PM
Every time a soldier dies a nation cries.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 11:02 PM
Everytime a nation cries, another platoon of soldiers are sent out.
moxie
05-12-2010, 11:08 PM
Every war starts a war again in the future,
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 11:09 PM
Every war that starts, another person dies.
moxie
05-12-2010, 11:14 PM
Every time I post a little bird tells me I should go to bed.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 11:14 PM
Everytime you post, I continue to say to stop.
moxie
05-12-2010, 11:38 PM
Every time you say stop a gD user becomes sad.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 11:40 PM
Everytime they become sad, another person writes a blog.
moxie
05-12-2010, 11:47 PM
Every time someone wants attention a dramatic blog post is written.
Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 11:49 PM
Everytime a blog is posted, a person reads it.
moxie
05-13-2010, 09:19 AM
Every time a girl cries a girl comforts her.
Kisune Karnon
05-13-2010, 09:29 AM
Everytime a boy cries, another boy laughs.
Star Shadows
05-13-2010, 10:05 AM
Every time leo views your vagina god throws a kitten off a cliff
moxie
05-13-2010, 10:19 AM
Every time you flash your tits a man gets aroused.
Kisune Karnon
05-13-2010, 11:03 AM
Everytime someone is mistaken for the other gender, a person gets slapped.
moxie
05-13-2010, 11:13 AM
Every time someone cross dresses a person gets confused.
Kisune Karnon
05-13-2010, 11:46 AM
Everytime you are nude, a girl wants to see.
moxie
05-13-2010, 11:47 AM
Every time someone buys a car a person is ripped off.
Kisune Karnon
05-13-2010, 11:50 AM
Everytime a person is ripped off, a car salesmen dies.
moxie
05-13-2010, 01:04 PM
Every time you forget to buy a condom a child may be born.
Kisune Karnon
05-13-2010, 10:04 PM
Everytime a child is born, a person dies.
Officelover
05-14-2010, 03:07 AM
Everytime you clap your hands, Tinkerbell gets drunk.
Star Shadows
05-14-2010, 04:44 AM
Every time dutch procrastinates doing his housework I attack him with a tickly stick muhahaha
moxie
05-14-2010, 06:38 AM
Every time you study with a girl a girl gets good grades.
Kisune Karnon
05-14-2010, 08:40 AM
Everytime you don't study, a person gets average scores.
andrew_b
05-14-2010, 11:25 AM
Everytime you don't study, a person gets average scores.
everytime you post a reply, i get a boner
Kisune Karnon
05-14-2010, 10:03 PM
Everytime a guy gets a boner from what I say, another guy wanst to see it.
Star Shadows
05-15-2010, 12:35 AM
everytime you post a reply, i get a boner
Everytime you say things like that a satalite is knocked from orbit by his growing ego :p
Every time you cry, a fairy dies :(
Every time you use >> :( << this, I get sad :(
moxie
08-02-2010, 12:00 AM
Every time a thread dies a chance is lost.
Every time I post... you post five times ><
moxie
08-02-2010, 12:03 AM
Everytime a girl smiles a guy is happy.
moxie
04-29-2011, 08:18 PM
Everytime a condom breaks a person freaks out.
kurious
04-29-2011, 08:41 PM
Everytime a person freaks out, their partner shrieks!
moxie
04-29-2011, 08:42 PM
Everytime a partner shrieks a person is concerned.
daremaster 1
04-29-2011, 08:43 PM
Every time i sing something dies
Wasn't_Me
04-29-2011, 10:06 PM
Everytime we touched I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly :D
moxie
05-07-2011, 11:04 AM
Everytime you post a response is needed.
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