Person Above Would You Rather?

[Platypus]

I don't see one on the first page of person above so i made one.

ill start

would you rather suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes or go to jail for five years?

edit: explain why

some more examples:

(for guys) would you rather be a hot girl or an ugly guy
(for girls) a hot guy or ugly girl

[xxxMichellexxx]

I can't even imagine sucking on a live cattle prod:eek: So I'd rather go to jail for five years.

would you rather be nude in front of your crush or in front of someone you hate?

[GetdareTEO]

Hmm... in front of someone I hate :eek:

WOULD YOU RATHER SIT FOR 15 MIN. NAKED IN YOUR FRONT GARDEN, OR FLASH YOUR DICK/BOOBS IN FRONT OF A STRANGER?

[xxxMichellexxx]

I'll go with sit naked in my front garden. At least I could have my back to the road:)

Would you rather walk through a bad neighborhood while carrying a million dollars or would you rather walk through the same neighborhood dressed like a gangster?

[Stix]

Dressed like a gangsta :P woop

Would you rather, only ever be around male company, and never be able to have sex? or only be around female forever, and be able to have sex...

[taste the rainbow]

i was seriously thinking about making this a couple days ago!!

around male company. (;

mm...would you rather be locked up with a hungry lion for 24 hours, or be stranded on an island for a week with no food or anything and you had to eat your own foot or find different food?

o_O

[wedgieboii]

stranded on island

would you rather suck cock or lick pussy or do anal

[fitsexyguy]

Lick Pussy

Would you rather be publicly humiliated once or bound as a slave for a month?

[Platypus]

publicly humiliated once. i can get over embarrassment but not the probable mental scarring of being bound for a month

would you rather be in public with panties or just a bra? (goes for guys too)

this is such a fun game if you can only text! i was playing this for hours with one of my friends today

[cools900]

panties a bra will not cover anything :p ( male ).


whould you rather change your sex or only have sex with same gender?

[MrCrevonald]

would you rather be done up the arse with a strap on every other day for a month or wear a cb3000 for 2 months

[Platypus]

mrcrevonald you forgot to answer cools's question. this is pretty hard but i would have to say number one. if its a strap on that means its a girl, possibly hot, and someone in which i could place my penis into after and move around. chastisty for 2 months would make me go crazy and my dick would hurt like fuck.

would you rather be sexually pleasured by hot chicks/guys until your dick/pussy exploded (i.e. like forever) or have sex once a year without any other pleasure for the rest of your life.

[Platypus]

keep it alive guys

[Cory]

I would be pleasures once a year. It coul be done by really hot chicks. the other way is just one extreemely awesome day, where as this could be one day a year when it is awesome.

Would you rather be found in self-bondage naked by your mother or your ex girlfriend who hates your guts?

[splasher]

If its self bondage I'd probably be able to get out of it .

Ex-girlfriend

Pros: Won't see often, not related, probably already seen naked

Cons: Her taking photos or videos that would be incredibly embarrassing, her being able to hurt me

Yeah I think I'd rather my mother because although it would be embarrassing she wouldn't take a photo of it.

Would you rather give someone of the same sex oral?

or

receive oral sex from someone of the same sex?

[Cory]

Recieve.

Would you rather eat your cum every time you came for the rest of your life or never cum again?

[Stix]

Eat it everytime...

Would you rather have your parents walk in on you having sex, or walk in on your parents having sex?

[sokkos]

I've had it happen to both ways and I prefer them walking in on me

Would you rather be paid $10,000,000 to fuck Susan Boyle

or $20 to fuck Britney Spears?

[keykitty]

Susan Boyle...I need the cash xD Would you rather eat someone's crap or be forced to have sex with an animal?

[Mr.RainbowBanana]

I'd rather be forced to have sex with an animal.

Would you rather be forced to strip naked for all to see in the city centre at midday or watch scat videos for 3 hours straight?

[Nudelover]

Would have to say the public one because I would most likely not see any of them ever again.

Would you rather have anal or be nude in public for one hour without covering?

[ofthenorth]

nude in public. I got no shame. I love being naked....and I'm a fast runner if the cops see me.



Be trapped mouth open in the "bucket" of a portapotty at a chilli festival for one day.....or give up all sexual related activities (making out, masturbation, sex, anal, oral, anything involving sexual pleasure) for life.

[Platypus]

chilli portopotty thingie i like the other stuff too much.

it doesn't have to be sexual it can be like:

would you rather be badly burned (by fire not sunburn) all over or get mauled by a bear?

[garrasdevil]

mauled by a bear

would you rather be in a hanging wedgie for a day or be electrcuted in your gentils?

[Shuchan]

Since the definition of electrocuted is to be killed through electric shock, I would have to say hanging wedgie!
Would you rather fuck a 13 year old or a 130 year old? Either way your going to jail! (the shock would kill the poor old person)

[Platypus]

i would have to say 13 year old since thats only two years younger than me.

would you rather have both male and female genitalia or none?

[puppydog54321]

both



would u rather kiss your same gender or no one

[welshdresser]

Well if kissing my own gender allowed me to go on and kiss the opposite later then I'd go for that. If its "kiss only your own gender for the rest of your life or kiss no-one for the rest of your life" then I'd kiss my own gender if they were transvestites!

For a guy: Would you rather be dressed up fully as a slutty girl then left with no money in a rough area late at night... or privately tied naked to a St Andrews cross and kicked in the balls by 10 passers by selected at random?

For a girl: Would you rather be fucked anally, vaginally and orally (all at the same time by well hung guys) or never fucked again for the rest of your life?

[GetdareTEO]

If the slutty girl outfit means that you lose everthing you own, I would chose the other one. If not, I would chose the slutty girl.

If you where tied nude to a sct. andrews cross; would you like 3 persons you hate (from your class, family, work etc.) or 3 strangers to do whatever they want to you?

[splasher]

3 strangers
because well people I hate well hate me and wouldn't be nice

Would you rather
1. Never be able to visit getdare.com again?
2. Never be able to do dares and truths given to you?

[AlmightyElemental]

I'd MUCH rather never be able to do dares or truths. I like you guys here, it's more than just dares to me. ^_^

Would you rather crap yourself everytime you had an orgasm or every time your significant other(girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband) had one?

[geewilly]

I'd rather crap myself. I love the pleasure that they get.

(for boys) Would you rather get caught wearing womens underwear by your mother or your sister?

(for girls) would you rather your dad or your brother caught you masturbating?

[norrich77]

By my mother I guess.. but only seeing as I don't have a sister!

Boys: rather put stinging nettles down the back of your pants *OR* wax your balls & crack? (& why?)

Girls: you catch a 'hot' boy masturbating, would you rather: watch from the window until he cums, THEN go in... or go in straight away... (& why?)

[AlmightyElemental]

I'd rather put stinging nettles down my pants because a.)there's nothing saying I can't put something else down there to protect my buttocks from them and b.)it's A LOT less permanent than a waxing.

Would you rather be caught having sex with an 11 year old or a 111 year old? Why?

[Shuchan]

An 11 year old because I'm only 15 and at least they're not going to have a heart attack half way through! But they would have to be willing...
boys: Would you rather cut your balls off or have d-cup un-touchable breasts?
girls: would you rather have your period double it's normal length forever or suddenly go through meno-pause and never be able to have kids?

[MrCrevonald]

d cups, i have b cups atm and don't touch them much anyway xD

crushed to death by a seal (slowly) or fucked by a lion but you have a heart attack when it cums

[Myrrh]

I'd take the lion. it sounds less painful... i think. plus asphyxiation scares me.

To receive the greatest pleasure imaginable, but never be pleased again
or to live with mundane pleasure for the rest of your life

[cools900]

greatest pleasure imaginable , after that I will work on pleasing others ;)


would you rather have a sex change or be paralyzed from the waist down?

[Platypus]

sex change. its much more interesting than being paralyzed

would you rather have sexual intercourse with megan fox or jessica alba? (this goes for girls too)

[cools900]

jessica alba but that was a hard one to pick...


would you rather have a 3some with brad pitt and tom cruise or rosie o'donnell and Rosanne barr ?

[Platypus]

if i was blinded, it would be the same thing. except one would have a penis...idk how about i just pretend i answered it.

would you rather be naked in public for a week, or have to wear only scanty underwear for a month?

[welshdresser]

ooh scanty underwear please... for as long as you like!

Boys:Would you rather have your dick locked into a chastity device by your frigid girlfriend, or have it available at all times, but every time you have sex or masturbate you get a hard kick in the balls before and after?

Girls: would you rather eat shit or get fucked up the ass?

[norrich77]

chastity device - a hard kick in the balls before masturbation/sex would put any guy off anyway - better to at least have a hope in hell with the frigid girlfriend who i can turn a bit less frigid :P

Would you rather have one testicle removed (painfully, by your mother)
OR
Get caught having sex with a 9-year-old (by your mother)

[dragonator]

nine year old, espeacially if she was one of the nine year olds who look a lot older then they are.


would you rather, go to school naked for a year
or
have a girl fuck your ass with strapon in front of the whole city? (excluding family)

[Mr.RainbowBanana]

Haha, a mix of both to be honest but I'd rather take the naked for a year.

Would you rather be the only last human alive and have loads of zombies suck you off and slowly take bites out of your dick until its gone then eaten alive whole.
OR
Be forced to masturbate on live TV for your country?

[jono mckenzie]

Be forced to masterbate on live TV, :)


Would you rather..
Have a naked picture of you on MSN, Facebook or another social site which is up for 2 weeks?

OR:

Be seen naked by 30 people for 2 minutes?

[monk]

Be seen naked by 30 people for 2 minutes?

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Be caught cross dressing?

or

Be caught wetting yourself?

[wonderboy33]

be caught wetting myself



would you rather be given a atomic wedgie by your dad or mom?

[Matt Uk]

By my mom; she's weaker lol

Would you rather be seen Naked by the 50 people of the opposite sex, or of the same sex?

[dclark14]

Probably same sex - less embarassing as they have it all too lol

Would you rather have sex with the hotest women ever for 2 seconds or have 3 hours of hot sex with a 500lb fat person

[emmah100]

Have sex with the hottest women for 2 seconds! :D

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Get caught masturbating my 30 of your closest friends

Or

Get caught masturbating by your entire family?

[Platypus]

by my friends. if they were girls ;)

would you rather piss a marble or crap a bowling ball?

[Cheesey]

Piss a marble, sounds less painful and heavy.

Would you rather go to jail for public nudity (on a dare) or be a slave for 2 months?

[Princesa]

Piss a marble, sounds less painful and heavy.

Would you rather go to jail for public nudity (on a dare) or be a slave for 2 months?

That is a painful choice! I would get killed in jail I think, so I would be a slave.


Would you rather you father found some naughty pictures of you on your phone, or only eat out of rubbish bins for 2 months?

[ashleyjohnson]

That is a painful choice! I would get killed in jail I think, so I would be a slave.


Would you rather you father found some naughty pictures of you on your phone, or only eat out of rubbish bins for 2 months?

eat out of rubbish

would you rather ge caught masturbating by your siblings or parents

[dragonator]

siblings since i dont have any lol

would you rather have a 1 year long rgasm or never be able to orgasm again?

[CamSlave2455]

1 year long, of course!

Would you rather not be able to orgasm for a year or spend the next year with a 14" dildo in your ass?

[Cory]

14" dildo.

Would you rather do, for a week, the hottest woman/man in the world who has every known STD known and you are guaranteed to get them all or would you like to have sex with the fattest opposite sex person for the next 10 years?

[cools900]

fattest opposite sex person for the next 10 years? I don't want to die from stds... :p



would you rather be a sub to someone same-sex as you for a week, or be a master to the opposite-sex for a week but you can't masterbait or have sex in any way for the week?

[Platypus]

master to opposite sex. after going without sex for 15 years, i think i can deal with another week.

would you rather get a sex change or change your sexual preference?

[monk]

Change my sexual preference.

Be caught in diapers or wet yourself in public?

[puppydog54321]

sex change





would u rather fuck ur mom or ur dad

[Platypus]

my mom cuz im not gay but i would still rather fuck neither

would you rather piss your pants or shit yourself

[Looking4somename]

If worst come to wrost, piss myself, of course.

Would you rather watch Teletubbies for 12 hours straight or not have any sexual contact (not even by yourself) for 3 months?

[Eminem jr]

Let's bring this back!
No sexual contact.. I dnt do tht anyways since I'm 13 so...

Would you rather incest your whole family or be raped by a same sex person?

[Honesteyes]

raped by a same sex person.

would you rather make one of your likes a limit and never be able to experience it again, or make one of your limits a like and have to experience it?

[321tt]

I guess that if I had to choose, I'd rather make "public" a like than any of my likes a limit.

If male: Would you rather walk thru a town naked or in a girl's thong

If female: Would you rather walk thru a town naked or in a thong but with "SLUT" written on your stomach?

Imagine that you have to choose one or pay 10 000 $ to someone.

[Eminem jr]

In a girls thong,Worldnt get arrested on tht just looked at wierdly

Would you rather be a slave r a master?

[CollaredBlondie]

A submissive :P

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

[smokeyeager]

After seeing some stuff posted by "younger" people on here I say blind....



Would you rather eat a dead worm or a dead spider?

[initialrush]

Spider. Im scared of them but worms would be all...wormy...eugh

Would you rather have no hands or no feet?

[j2o_orange2]

No feet, easy! I can do with out them feet, I need my hands to type :D

Would you rather;

Run to the shops naked

or

Give somebody a rim job?

[Eminem jr]

Run to the shops naked, even though its a good 5 hour run :p ima lil homophobic sometimes

Would you rather Give a blowjob or a rim job?

[bodacious]

Blow job.

Would you rather dress up as a fairy for an hour in a very public place, or wear a Justin Bieber T shirt for three days?

[Eminem jr]

Dress up like a fairy, atleast i can live with my dignity......

Hang out with justin bieber for 5 hours or commit suicide? Lol

[bodacious]

I'm totally gonna hang with Justin. I could just ignore him, if it gets too bad.

Would you rather become the opposite sex or never have sex?

[Eminem jr]

Become the opposite sex!

Would you rather fuck justin bieber or eat your grandma out?

[i love new things]

fuck jb. im straight but hes kinda a woman, and hes man pretty.
wyr pee a marble or poop a bowling ball?

[Eminem jr]

Poop a bowling balk lol, im not a big fan of pain in the ass (haha pun :p) stuff but i dont like me penis to habe marbles comming out of it....