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07-20-2005, 03:28 AM
Ok show begins with JBL havin a gay "victory" speech before his match the Sun.
Rey vs. Super Crazy
Eddie comes down and does commentary few minutes in. After Rey hits the 619 Eddie breaks 1 of lawnmowers over rey's back for the DQ win for Rey.
Another gay thing: a feature called 2 great americans: George Washington and JBL
Eddie tries to tell Long he's leaving tonite and Teddy says he isn't cause he has a match against a secret competor.
Christian interviewed: he says that at the Great American Bash he will defeat Booker.
You see Animal putting on his make-up. Heideinrich comes in and says he has a poem for him. Animal says heidenrich is more like Hawk than he thought.
Another God-damn vid of 2 great americans: lance armstrong and well that ass-hole JBL.
Animal & Heidenreich defeated Julio Dinero and Nick Berk, using the Doomsday Device for the win.
Chris Benoit is the mystery opponent for Eddie Guerrero. He tells Guerrero that he's listening to the wrong people and even his wife is trying to reason with him. Benoit was busted open across the back of his neck and was bleeding badly. Guerrero walked out after about 18 minutes and near falls.
They aired a recap of Undertaker laying out Muhammad Hassan's lawyer last week.
Candice Michelle comes out and announces the United States military will see the PPV this weekend for free. Melina comes out and they mention that Michelle will be the referee this weekend for the Melina vs. Wilson match. She attacked Michelle and tries to pull off her skirt. Torrie Wilson made the save and ran off Melina.
They aired a video on two great Americans - JBL and Martin Luther King
Booker T pinned Simon Dean. Simon said that he respects Booker, but not Sharmell because she goes to the buffet "Five times, Five times, Five times."
They aired a video of two great Americans - JBL and Ronald Regan
JBL's "Victory Speech" features JBL coming out dressed like Uncle Sam as they drop red, white, and blue confetti. He says that last year at the Great American Bash he won the belt and he will again this year. He noted that Batista is on the cover of Smackdown Magazine and shows a mock-up of the "next issue" with JBL winning the belt. Batista hit the ring and ran off JBL and Orlando Jordan. Batista wore the Uncle Sam hat before losing.
This match took place but is not aired: Undertaker, Batista, and Mysterio vs. Eddie, HHH, & JBL. Eddie and JBL walked away from the match and left triple to deal for himself. Batista spine-bustered HHH, then a 619 from Rey, and undertaker covered for the pin after a tombstone
Rey vs. Super Crazy
Eddie comes down and does commentary few minutes in. After Rey hits the 619 Eddie breaks 1 of lawnmowers over rey's back for the DQ win for Rey.
Another gay thing: a feature called 2 great americans: George Washington and JBL
Eddie tries to tell Long he's leaving tonite and Teddy says he isn't cause he has a match against a secret competor.
Christian interviewed: he says that at the Great American Bash he will defeat Booker.
You see Animal putting on his make-up. Heideinrich comes in and says he has a poem for him. Animal says heidenrich is more like Hawk than he thought.
Another God-damn vid of 2 great americans: lance armstrong and well that ass-hole JBL.
Animal & Heidenreich defeated Julio Dinero and Nick Berk, using the Doomsday Device for the win.
Chris Benoit is the mystery opponent for Eddie Guerrero. He tells Guerrero that he's listening to the wrong people and even his wife is trying to reason with him. Benoit was busted open across the back of his neck and was bleeding badly. Guerrero walked out after about 18 minutes and near falls.
They aired a recap of Undertaker laying out Muhammad Hassan's lawyer last week.
Candice Michelle comes out and announces the United States military will see the PPV this weekend for free. Melina comes out and they mention that Michelle will be the referee this weekend for the Melina vs. Wilson match. She attacked Michelle and tries to pull off her skirt. Torrie Wilson made the save and ran off Melina.
They aired a video on two great Americans - JBL and Martin Luther King
Booker T pinned Simon Dean. Simon said that he respects Booker, but not Sharmell because she goes to the buffet "Five times, Five times, Five times."
They aired a video of two great Americans - JBL and Ronald Regan
JBL's "Victory Speech" features JBL coming out dressed like Uncle Sam as they drop red, white, and blue confetti. He says that last year at the Great American Bash he won the belt and he will again this year. He noted that Batista is on the cover of Smackdown Magazine and shows a mock-up of the "next issue" with JBL winning the belt. Batista hit the ring and ran off JBL and Orlando Jordan. Batista wore the Uncle Sam hat before losing.
This match took place but is not aired: Undertaker, Batista, and Mysterio vs. Eddie, HHH, & JBL. Eddie and JBL walked away from the match and left triple to deal for himself. Batista spine-bustered HHH, then a 619 from Rey, and undertaker covered for the pin after a tombstone