Household stuff

[Seedsy]

OK, i was hoping just because i was reading and i thought that this would be a good idea.

Please reply with any household items you feel could possibly be used by a Master/Mistress to have the slave insert it up there ass.

I'm going to start with
1. Carrots
2. Small Balls (bouncing balls ect...)
3. Cucumbers
4. Golfballs (for all those lovely golfers)
5. Candles (refer to other posts on how to use them)
6. Ice Cubes
7. Cell Phones...

Masterpain:
8 plunger handle
9 curling iron (not plugged in)
10 pens and penciles(causon of the pointy tip)
11 small flashlight
12 small bottle(warning for suction and broken glass)
13 popcicle

Roughty:
14. screw driver handle
15. small areosol can
16. tv remote

df6wen:
17. old computer mouse
18. Liquid detergent (only partially)
19. Hairbrush handle

Looking4somename:
18. a spoon (maybe even lick it later or something)
19. panties / a sock / a small article of clothing (won't be easy though)
20. water on any other liquid, just make sure that the liquid won't cause any damage. something based on water or the likes is preferable.
21. fingers, duh. maybe even a full fist (sounds kinda hard, though)
22. an umbrella with the right shape (caution of pointy ends)
23. thooth brush, the electric could be interesting. do try to wash it very well before sticking it back in your theeth, tough
24. a small calculator
25. computer mouse (i would advise against trying it with a real mouse..)
26. joystick - well.. it is called "joy stick" for a reason, isn't it?
27. a bottle or a can of whatever size that could fit in
28. a small toy-car of some sorts.. maybe even a small remote one. (sort of like Jackass)
29. a dildo or a vibrator if you've got one around
30. a small item of your brother/sister, without telling him/her ofcourse
31. a stone (if u pick one from a garden or whatever, try to wash it before hand. health's first, you know)
32. carot / corn.. and then cooking it and eating it
33. whipped cream - has anyone ever heard of someone who tried that? (anyway, be causios. who knows if it has any side efects?)
34. a small booklet. reading it later would be interesting
35. a small lamp or one that is shaped in a way that will allow u to insert atleast a part of it
36. a sausage (well, if you can't have the real thing, you can always settle for an edible fake)
37. fruits, fruits, fruits - whatever you have at home that can go in

xatm092

38. A numer of pens / pencils
39. A banana
40. An umbrealla handle.
41. A cork

I'll leave the rest to you people....:cool: Adding new ones to the top so its easier to read!

[MasterPain]

8 plunger handle
9 curling iron (not plugged in)
10 pens and penciles(causon of the pointy tip)
11 small flashlight
12 small bottle(warning for suction and broken glass)
13 popcicle

[Roughty]

14. screw driver handle
15. small areosol can
16. tv remote

[df6wen]

17. old computer mouse
18. Liquid detergent (only partially)
19. Hairbrush handle

[Looking4somename]

Let's see if I can get another 20.

17. a spoon (maybe even lick it later or something)
18. panties / a sock / a small article of clothing (won't be easy though)
19. water on any other liquid, just make sure that the liquid won't cause any damage. something based on water or the likes is preferable.
20. fingers, duh. maybe even a full fist (sounds kinda hard, though)
21. an umbrella with the right shape (caution of pointy ends)
22. fruits, fruits, fruits - whatever you have at home that can go in
23. thooth brush, the electric could be interesting. do try to wash it very well before sticking it back in your theeth, tough
24. a small calculator
25. computer mouse (i would advise against trying it with a real mouse..)
26. joystick - well.. it is called "joy stick" for a reason, isn't it?
27. a bottle or a can of whatever size that could fit in
28. a small toy-car of some sorts.. maybe even a small remote one. (sort of like Jackass)
29. a dildo or a vibrator if you've got one around
30. a small item of your brother/sister, without telling him/her ofcourse
31. a stone (if u pick one from a garden or whatever, try to wash it before hand. health's first, you know)
32. carot / corn.. and then cooking it and eating it
33. whipped cream - has anyone ever heard of someone who tried that? (anyway, be causios. who knows if it has any side efects?)
34. a small booklet. reading it later would be interesting
35. a small lamp or one that is shaped in a way that will allow u to insert atleast a part of it
36. a sausage (well, if you can't have the real thing, you can always settle for an edible fake)

[Seedsy]

any more?? so far we have a very good list!

[xatm092]

37. A cork
38. A numer of pens / pencils
39. A banana
40. An umbrealla handle.

[Slave_needs_master]

hehe thats pretty extensive list. Just be careful with the fruits and veggies... make sure to wash them thoroughly before hand seeing as you dont want to get any infections.

[Seedsy]

OK PEOPLE! GOOD LIST SO FAR! but WE HAVE TO GET TO 50 ATLEAST! lol Coome on people! Where's Sandy when you need her :P

[Sennia]

If you're going to count dildos, might as well add buttplugs and anal beads... theyre household items for some people! ;)

Other ones I can think of, are chocolate/candy bars, a roll/tube of something (ie a cling film roll, or a smarties tube), marbles, and for you videogame fans out there, a wiimote. :)

[Seedsy]

and for you videogame fans out there, a wiimote. :)

LMAO nice job with the Wii mote. but how about we make it Video Game Controllers :P include the nunchuck lol

[Hampers]

Lollipop
Piece of rope/string with knots in it
If you're very good, a chair leg. :D

[Sum]

ice cubes (holding the water in while they melt is fun)
root ginger

[Sum]

and off subject hampers is that the cat empire logo i see before me? kudos

[Hampers]

Yes it is!
+1 internets to sum1!
Now, back on topic, how about a thin-ish webcam? (obviously inside a condom or other wrapping)

[Davros]

Microphone
Knife handles (or something similar)
Cord / Lead with a smooth end
(OUCH) PC mouse
Small figurines / toys
Tampon
Small foods (chocolate fingers, squeezy ketchup bottle)
Small ariels
Plastic coat hanger ends
Sticks / Twigs (clean them first)
Pen Refils (You'll always have a handy storage if you run out ;))

[Seedsy]

Knife Handles... that can easily go wrong.... but i dont see anything else wrong...

[sphinxscu]

A buttplug with a pony tail
a Douche conntected to the insert (might have to tape it in there
A candle, prefferably ones with spirals
A wisk!

[iamdan]

sorry for off topicness


33. whipped cream - has anyone ever heard of someone who tried that? (anyway, be causios. who knows if it has any side efects?)


i have a few times.


golf club handles? ipod nanos, water ballons (too fill up)

[Bandit|Queen]

ice cubes (holding the water in while they melt is fun)
root ginger

trust Master to come up with something painfull like ginger! How about if you want a wierd sensation spreading tooth paste on whatever you are inserting, go on you know you want to hehe

[MstDynamic]

Mini treats, mars bars, bounties, snickers, etc

all fun size! lol :)

More adventure, Big Size Ones

[Leellu]

Eggs, raw or hardboiled. I always wondered if inserting a raw egg would make it crack...

[SubMissChievous]

trust Master to come up with something painfull like ginger! How about if you want a wierd sensation spreading tooth paste on whatever you are inserting, go on you know you want to heheI had to use toothpaste once. After reading several posts in many different threads about how it was supposedly "painful" I was like "alright, this should be spectacular"... It was like 6 months ago & I'm still waiting for the effects, lol Did I miss something? :(

[52977]

Toothpaste feels cold and sort of like mint candies taste. I suppose it depends a lot on whether you use different flavors. It wasn't so much pain as a overload on the senses.

[Robert_Z_man]

how about a thin-ish webcam? (obviously inside a condom or other wrapping)

Ive done that before with 3 1/2 inch one before

[Robert_Z_man]

The Body Of A "Air Hog"
The Back End Of A Flute
Markers
toothbrush (Electric Or Manual)
Glass Bottle
plastic Bottle
Shampoo Bottle
Microphone
Hand
Finger
Dilldo
Butt Plug
Plunger
Handle of a golf club
baseball Bat
Web Cam in condom
Cord with knots tied in it
Rope with knots tied in it
Banister posts on bed
Door Handle
Turkey glazer
Screw driver handle
Hammer Handle
Can (Still filled not open)
Apple
Orange
Banana
Grapes
Cucumber
Pair
Corn
Wooden spoon handle
Rolling Pin
Glass cup (Be very careful)
Any item of clothing
Pen
Pencils
Eraser
High heel shoe bottom
High heel shoe tip
Bed corner
Frozen Poop (Put shit in a condom and throw it in the freezer, also knowen as "Alaskan Pipe Line")
Wooden ball
Orange ball hockey ball
Squash ball
Table tennis ball/Ping pong ball
Fake snake
Fake plant
Bamboo
Any pole
Hockey stick
Curling iron (not plugged in)
toilet brush (**new**)
Fisher price Ring Toss
Golf Balls
Bouncy balls with a hole drilled thru them and a piece of string holding them together.


Hope You Like It

[Seedsy]

The Body Of A "Air Hog"

Bouncy balls with a hole drilled thru them and a piece of string holding them together.


Hope You Like It
HOLY **** That is an awesome list... and also (admins sorry for the bump...) but that takes some serious creativity right there.... Any more Ideas?

[Shigeko]

Eye glass cleaner bottle
Hair dye bottle (like the Manic Panic ones)
A cone shape bottle so the more you push it in the farther you asshole stretches
A vaccuum handle
A vibrating razor (make sure you take off the razor part)
Ice cubes
A kendo stick
The end of a boken
A pill bottle
Butt plug (duh)
Anal beads (duh duh)
MP3 player of some sort
A lighter
Magnetic darts
The limb of a plastic doll (one of the ones that is the same size as an actual baby)
Water bottle
Tampons (make sure you actual insert the tamponand dont just leave it in there with the plastic/cardboard. note: more of a punishment type since it kinda hurts taking it out with no damage)


How are those?

[sophielou10]

handle of hair brush

[story_freak]

Hi,

first of all Robert_Z_man thank you for your great list!!!!!
and than:

a barbie
scrable tokens
a cork
remote control
candlestick
hammer handle
screwdriver handle
clothpins
swab handle
peppermill
eggbeater
scissors handle
flashlight
lipstick

Hope you like the items

[SydSl2001]

Yes it is!
+1 internets to sum1!
Now, back on topic, how about a thin-ish webcam? (obviously inside a condom or other wrapping)

mobile phone (same method) set on vibrate...

grapes (lots of)