BarefootAlien
10-18-2021, 06:11 PM
This dare was inspired by and created for The Living Statue, but anyone may partake if they wish! He has roommates/flatmates, so it's written from the perspective of risking being seen by them, but if you live alone, you can just choose the options appropriate for that and for having nobody else present who might see you.
Find a tall, decorative object whose end can fit in your mouth comfortably, and which you can clamp down on with your teeth without damaging them. A bundle of flowers or the stems of artificial plants, perhaps, a decorative soap bottle, your prettiest dildo, etc.
Now go into your room. How you will leave your door will be decided in a bit, but do keep it in mind.
Strip completely naked. Absolutely everything. Nothing you weren't born with, no glasses, no jewelry; skin is the prettiest decoration, after all.
Now... kneel on the floor in the spot you feel would make you the most decorative. Make sure there's plenty of good light shining on you, from multiple angles of possible.
Like any piece of furniture, this one should be tested to see that the interface between its legs and the floor is sufficient for it. If the floor itself causes pain to the object's knees, feet, or legs, it may place one or more layers of towels beneath it to ease such localized pressure points. I see this as no different than shimming a table to eliminate rocking, and there is no shame in it. The human furniture may not use actual pillows or cushions, though; these would be too unstable, and hamper its ability to act as a satisfactory display stand for its chosen object of reverence.
Now that you are kneeling comfortably, keep your pelvis pushed forward so that your body forms as normal and straight a standing pose as you can manage from knees to shoulders, as you lean back until you feel your weight shifting downward from your knees, along your shins, as close to your ankles or the tops of your feet as you can muster without falling or collapsing.
Put your decorative item in your mouth. How deeply or how shallowly is up to you; each has its own problems.
Now tilt your head back and continue to lean back, letting your arms and hands fall naturally behind you until you can rest your palms securely on the upturned soles of your feet, fingers and thumbs gripping each arch and instep.
Your body should now be in the shape of (roughly and approximately) a right triangle, with your decorative item displayed proudly upright with your mouth. Yes, I know, it aches... it's a strain to stay like that. That's the point. Your entire body, your entire being, everything you are, hope, dream, think, feel, and desire, is now reduced to being a living vase for a bunch of flowers... or a fake plastic plant... or worst of all, a gaudy dildo on display using you as its stand.
Now... remember your door? Good. How you leave it, and the locations of your roommates, will be determined (ahead of time) by how long you believe you can maintain your art deco human triangle vase pose. The default timer is one hour (set the time you decide upon on your phone). You may reduce this time requirement by choosing one of the following from each category:
Door Position:
Wide open: -15 minutes.
Open the length of one of your bare feet from heel to toes: -10 minutes.
Open the width of your palm: -5 minutes.
Open just a crack: -0 minutes.
Closed: +15 minutes.
Visibility through doorway (Only if door is open to some degree):
You are the door (kneeling facing the rest of the flat, in the doorway, with your knees on the threshold; only if door is wide open): -25 minutes.
Entire front visible from a highly visible angle: -20 minutes.
Profile visible from a high-visibility angle from elsewhere in the flat: -15 minutes.
Back visible from a high-visibility angle from elsewhere in the flat: -10 minutes.
Full-body visibility from only certain less-likely angles: -5 minutes
Partial visibility, hidden by furniture, angles, and other obstacles: -0 minutes.
Roommate Location & Activity:
At least one roommate awake and actively moving about in the common areas of the flat (cooking, cleaning, etc): -18 minutes
Roommates home and awake, but distracted (studying, watching a movie, playing games): -15 minutes.
Roommates home, but in their own rooms and/or asleep: -10 minutes.
Roommates away, and you don't know when they're coming back: -5 minutes.
Roommates away, and you know you're safe for your chosen time, but all windows and curtains/blinds you could concievably be visible through are open: -2 minutes.
Find a tall, decorative object whose end can fit in your mouth comfortably, and which you can clamp down on with your teeth without damaging them. A bundle of flowers or the stems of artificial plants, perhaps, a decorative soap bottle, your prettiest dildo, etc.
Now go into your room. How you will leave your door will be decided in a bit, but do keep it in mind.
Strip completely naked. Absolutely everything. Nothing you weren't born with, no glasses, no jewelry; skin is the prettiest decoration, after all.
Now... kneel on the floor in the spot you feel would make you the most decorative. Make sure there's plenty of good light shining on you, from multiple angles of possible.
Like any piece of furniture, this one should be tested to see that the interface between its legs and the floor is sufficient for it. If the floor itself causes pain to the object's knees, feet, or legs, it may place one or more layers of towels beneath it to ease such localized pressure points. I see this as no different than shimming a table to eliminate rocking, and there is no shame in it. The human furniture may not use actual pillows or cushions, though; these would be too unstable, and hamper its ability to act as a satisfactory display stand for its chosen object of reverence.
Now that you are kneeling comfortably, keep your pelvis pushed forward so that your body forms as normal and straight a standing pose as you can manage from knees to shoulders, as you lean back until you feel your weight shifting downward from your knees, along your shins, as close to your ankles or the tops of your feet as you can muster without falling or collapsing.
Put your decorative item in your mouth. How deeply or how shallowly is up to you; each has its own problems.
Now tilt your head back and continue to lean back, letting your arms and hands fall naturally behind you until you can rest your palms securely on the upturned soles of your feet, fingers and thumbs gripping each arch and instep.
Your body should now be in the shape of (roughly and approximately) a right triangle, with your decorative item displayed proudly upright with your mouth. Yes, I know, it aches... it's a strain to stay like that. That's the point. Your entire body, your entire being, everything you are, hope, dream, think, feel, and desire, is now reduced to being a living vase for a bunch of flowers... or a fake plastic plant... or worst of all, a gaudy dildo on display using you as its stand.
Now... remember your door? Good. How you leave it, and the locations of your roommates, will be determined (ahead of time) by how long you believe you can maintain your art deco human triangle vase pose. The default timer is one hour (set the time you decide upon on your phone). You may reduce this time requirement by choosing one of the following from each category:
Door Position:
Wide open: -15 minutes.
Open the length of one of your bare feet from heel to toes: -10 minutes.
Open the width of your palm: -5 minutes.
Open just a crack: -0 minutes.
Closed: +15 minutes.
Visibility through doorway (Only if door is open to some degree):
You are the door (kneeling facing the rest of the flat, in the doorway, with your knees on the threshold; only if door is wide open): -25 minutes.
Entire front visible from a highly visible angle: -20 minutes.
Profile visible from a high-visibility angle from elsewhere in the flat: -15 minutes.
Back visible from a high-visibility angle from elsewhere in the flat: -10 minutes.
Full-body visibility from only certain less-likely angles: -5 minutes
Partial visibility, hidden by furniture, angles, and other obstacles: -0 minutes.
Roommate Location & Activity:
At least one roommate awake and actively moving about in the common areas of the flat (cooking, cleaning, etc): -18 minutes
Roommates home and awake, but distracted (studying, watching a movie, playing games): -15 minutes.
Roommates home, but in their own rooms and/or asleep: -10 minutes.
Roommates away, and you don't know when they're coming back: -5 minutes.
Roommates away, and you know you're safe for your chosen time, but all windows and curtains/blinds you could concievably be visible through are open: -2 minutes.