What should I hump??

[kika11]

Help me humiliate myself by telling me what to hump, what position to be in, how long to do it for, and what to wear or not wear while I do it...

I will take other suggestions for embarrassing ways to masterbate as welll.... The more creative the better...

[SageLeech]

Straddle the toilet facing the wrong way with the lid down. Hump until you edge or cant continue. wear nothing but your highest heels. if you don't edge you get a punishment, pm me for one or another user of your choice.

[unlucky_duck]

I think you should have to edge yourself on your front door. You'll have to hope no one knocks on it or comes home while you're doing it!

[foxboy21]

Hump the washing machine while it is going on spin cycle. Edge at least twice by doing so.

[Centself]

hump the edge of a windowsill until you edge twice, bonus points if the curtains are partially or totally open