Extreme Home Alone Dares - Vote now!

[bdsm_guy1]

**NOTICE: MY DARE WEEKEND HAS STARTED!**
Check my latest posts for reports from each dare, and view the schedule here (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92703)

Hey everyone!

I will be home alone from Friday morning to Sunday evening (UK time) as my girlfriend will be away for the weekend. So I'm counting on you wonderful GetDare people to help me make the most of my time alone!

I've include a poll above with some suggested dares to force me to do - but please feel free to post your own here too! I will do any within my ability / limits, and if I'm unable to do will send a PM to the requestor to provide a punishment and suitable alternative dare.

My next post will provide more details about the proposed dares included in the poll.

How the poll works:

I will do any dare with over 5 votes (you can vote for multiple dares)
If no dares have over 5 votes, then I will do the top 3 most popular
I will also do any dares posted below, within limits
I will provide a detailed report on each dare either on this thread or direct to the requestor via PM

For every vote, I will use my violet / electric wand to spark myself on nipples / ass 5x per vote per day

For every post, I will use my spanking machine on a hard setting to spank my ass 100 times / my nipples 25 times (multiplied by the number of times you have posted here! e.g. if you posted twice, I'll do 200 ass / 50 nipple spanks) :(

Additional dares based on total number of votes (note: I really don't want to do these ones!!): :eek:
20+ Votes = I will sit in the cupboard with a butt plug and sensory deprivation hood for 1 hour with no noise/entertainment (this will be very boring/unpleasant!)
50+ Votes = I will do an overnight bondage dare, i.e. I will be tied up in an awkward position and must sleep. I'll also wear a butt plug overnight. I've never done either of these before...
100+ Votes = I will do a scat dare, i.e. take a shit and rub it over myself, leave it there for 20 mins (this is one of my limits)
New! 300+ Votes = Insert a laxative suppository and wear a diaper - go outside for 10 mins * dice roll - which means if I get 2-3 or higher I will likely shit myself outside, and still can't return home until the timer is up, even if it stinks/leaks
New! 400+ Votes = When I do the bath of piss, I will take an enema of piss and expel it into the water. I will also vomit into the bath (let me know if you want a vomit enema too?!). I'll tie myself up in the bath, stay there for at least 1 hour (instead of 30 min originally planned) AND will dunk my head under the water AND will stuff shit up my nose so it's all I can smell!
500+ Votes = I will strip fully outside, at least 5 mins away from my flat (there's no way I'll get 500 so this one should be fine haha. This is an even harder limit!) + New! I will go outside with shit stuffed up my nose, under my mask

Thanks so much for reading. You can see I like to plan out my dares in quite a bit of detail(!). I really love getting dares from the GD community so can't wait to see what you have to offer!

Mr. A :D

Note: I will start dares from Friday morning; poll will close by Saturday end of day.

[Blue Griffin]

Is the additional dares total number based on per person or per vote?

[bdsm_guy1]

Please vote above for your favourite dare(s)!

1) Take a bath in piss :sick:
So I've bottled a lot of my piss for the past week in anticipation for this dare. I know it will be super gross and smell awful, but I'm quite excited to try it! It won't be enough to fill the tub, but should be about 1/4 full... For this dare I will wait until I'm desperate for a piss, then take a bath for at least 30 mins (if the smell makes me vomit, that stays in the tub too..) then I must let the piss dry on me and cannot wash myself properly for another hour.

2) Lock myself in a stockade for 1h
I recently bought a metal stockade online, which will secure my body on all-fours, with a dildo stuck in my asshole. I haven't used it yet but really keen to try. I'll also wear nipple clamps and a gag. I will lock myself for at least one hour, with only some gross porn (vomit, pissing, scat, etc.) to keep myself entertained. If requested below, I will also drink 2L water before entering the stockade.

3) Public dares (incl. chilli in panties outside!) :eek:
I will do a set of discrete public dares including all of the following: a) Strip on my balcony at night; b) Go shopping while wearing a butt plug and nipple clamps; c) Strip in the public stairwell; d) Moon at the window for 1 minute; e) I will walk far from home, then apply chilli sauce to my panties and wedgie tight (this will hurt for the entire walk back home..!). Feel free to suggest any additional public dares below - I think I can get a bit riskier than these ones!

4) Do chores nude / naked while at home
I will clean my full flat while naked, or while only wearing girls panties (please comment which you prefer). I'll also wear a collar, nipple clamps, butt plug and chastity cage. Chores will include: cleaning floor, washing clothes, washing dishes, general tidying / organising and throwing out the trash (for the latter I will need to wear clothes, but will keep the other items on). I'll also clean the oven if it is suggested below (I really don't want to do this one haha). Also as part of this dare, I'll stay nude (or only wearing panties) the full time I'm at home.

5) Get drunk
Somewhat self explanatory - I'll drink alcohol (within safe limits) so that I get drunk and will be more tempted to do riskier dares. No doubt I will also end up commenting on more GD threads, so if you see me volunteering for something this weekend, you know my limits could be pushed..!

6) Hogtied bondage + piss denial :(
I'll drink 2L of water and not piss for at least 1 hour. Then I will tie myself up (using rope or parcel tape to bing my legs into a hogtied position, and use an (homemade) ice lock to bind my hands. I'll wear a gag, nipple clamps and butt plug (plus chastity cage if requested below). I'll watch porn to keep me occupied, but this could last several hours (and there's quite a real chance I might piss myself...!)

7) Enema + Ass Stretching
I will give myself an enema of at least 2 litres, hold it as long as possible until it starts to cramp, then let it out. Enemas are always very messy but will leave my ass clean and ready for anal play. Once the enema is complete I will stretch my ass using large dildos/plugs/dilators and also a metal speculum. I still can't manage to fist my ass, but will aim to get close!

8) Get stinky - don't bathe for the weekend :mad:
I won't bathe/shower for the duration of the weekend (from Thursday morning to Sunday afternoon) and let myself get quite smelly. I will re-wear the same clothes whenever I go out. Additionally, I won't change panties at all. I'll make sure to go outside several times a day to humiliate myself further, and will also do several rounds of exercise each day to increase the sweat/smell. Whenever I piss, instead of shaking the final drops I will just wipe it back in my panties, and if I cum I will leave the mess in my panties. This one would be really awful, so please be kind! (Unless requested otherwise below, if I have to do this plus the piss bath, I may still need to wipe myself somewhat clean after the bath, but will make up for it with 1h+ of intense exercise.)

9) Play the pain game
I will invent and play a card game with myself, where I randomly pick a card and must perform an associated (often painful) activity. For example, 10 = punch balls, King = drink alcohol, 2 = spank my ass x100, etc. You can suggest rules for each card below, or I can make them up. A similar game can also be played with video games, e.g. whenever I complete a mission I must perform X task. Let me know if you'd rather I do the video game version below (or both).

10) Messy wedgie + figging
I will wear tight briefs (white) and fill them with various items (feel free to suggest below), including at least: chilli sauce, ice cream, custard, banana, biscuits, chocolate and whatever else I can find. After giving myself a huge wedgie and holding it for at least 5 mins, I will eat what remains in my pants. Additionally, if requested, I will also insert peeled ginger root into my asshole for 10 mins.

[bdsm_guy1]

Is the additional dares total number based on per person or per vote?

For the additional dares, it's per vote, not per person. So if 5 people vote for all 10, then that's a total of 50 votes so I will do the overnight dare (now realising I may have set those thresholds too low haha!)

I will do any dare that has 5 or more votes for that dare, i.e. if 5+ individual users wanted me to do it. You can vote for multiple dares if you like.

For every vote you cast, I will use the violet wand (so if you vote for all 10 dares, then that's 10 x5 = 50 shocks to my ass/nipples).

Hope that answers your question!

And as you posted, I will also do 100 ass canes and 25 nipple canes. Will save them all up for Friday when I'm alone... Thanks!

[Blue Griffin]

For the additional dares, it's per vote, not per person. So if 5 people vote for all 10, then that's a total of 50 votes so I will do the overnight dare (now realising I may have set those thresholds too low haha!)

I will do any dare that has 5 or more votes for that dare, i.e. if 5+ individual users wanted me to do it. You can vote for multiple dares if you like.

For every vote you cast, I will use the violet wand (so if you vote for all 10 dares, then that's 10 x5 = 50 shocks to my ass/nipples).

Hope that answers your question!

And as you posted, I will also do 100 ass canes and 25 nipple canes. Will save them all up for Friday when I'm alone... Thanks!

Yeah I was thinking the same thing about your total thresholds. All it takes is a couple people to choose all 10 as there’s no downside to not picking all of them or any limit.

[bdsm_guy1]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing about your total thresholds.

Oops.. I assumed not many people would respond so had to keep it realistic! Haha

Well let's see.. as long as I don't have to do the 500+ one I should be able to manage (although it won't be pleasant!!)

P.S. Thanks for voting for all of them!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Blue Griffin]

Oops.. I assumed not many people would respond so had to keep it realistic! Haha

Well let's see.. as long as I don't have to do the 500+ one I should be able to manage (although it won't be pleasant!!)

Your spanks per post dare also could end up huge. You could end up having two people just talking to each other constantly posting...

[bdsm_guy1]

Your spanks per post dare also could end up huge. You could end up having two people just talking to each other constantly posting...

Oh really? I wonder who could be so mean as to do that :(

Well I haven't had this long alone so I always knew it was going to hurt haha

Also I just remembered my other rule.. repeat posters multiply the spanks for every post they've done!! :eek: Don't want to know how many I'm up to so far...

[Blue Griffin]

Oh really? I wonder who could be so mean as to do that :(

Well I haven't had this long alone so I always knew it was going to hurt haha

Also I just remembered my other rule.. repeat posters multiply the spanks for every post they've done!! :eek: Don't want to know how many I'm up to so far...

I mean it’s just been me so far and only 4 posts. Be glad you don’t count your own posts. Lol.

[bdsm_guy1]

I mean it’s just been me so far and only 4 posts. Be glad you don’t count your own posts. Lol.

Haha yes that is true...

Well right now thanks to your 4 posts it's
100 (1st post) + 2*100 (2nd post from same person) + 3*100 + 4*100 = 1000 ass spanks
1*25 + 2*25 + 3*25 + 4*25 = 250 nipple spanks
And the spanking machine hurts like hell.. this is already gonna leave welts and bruises! :(

The poll is also more popular than I expected. So far this weekend I will be locked in a stockade, do an enema with ass stretching, and play a pain-based card game.. :eek:
Plus with 40 votes that means I already have to do the super boring sitting in a cupboard for 1 hour! AND 40x5 = 200 stings from the violet wand each day at the weekend

Thanks to all 12 users who voted so far! This is the last time I underestimate the GD community!! :D I will be doing all the dares with 5 or more votes this coming weekend and will post a detailed account. (I probably also need to schedule each activity as it could take a while!!)

Voting open until EOD Saturday

[Blue Griffin]

Haha yes that is true...

Well right now thanks to your 4 posts it's
100 (1st post) + 2*100 (2nd post from same person) + 3*100 + 4*100 = 1000 ass spanks
1*25 + 2*25 + 3*25 + 4*25 = 250 nipple spanks
And the spanking machine hurts like hell.. this is already gonna leave welts and bruises! :(

The poll is also more popular than I expected. So far this weekend I will be locked in a stockade, do an enema with ass stretching, and play a pain-based card game.. :eek:
Plus with 40 votes that means I already have to do the super boring sitting in a cupboard for 1 hour! AND 40x5 = 200 stings from the violet wand each day at the weekend

Thanks to all 12 users who voted so far! This is the last time I underestimate the GD community!! :D I will be doing all the dares with 5 or more votes this coming weekend and will post a detailed account. (I probably also need to schedule each activity as it could take a while!!)

Voting open until EOD Saturday

Oh dang! It’s cumulative? I thought it was just overall number of post x 100. Sorry. Didn’t want to leave you bruised....

[bdsm_guy1]

Oh dang! It’s cumulative? I thought it was just overall number of post x 100. Sorry. Didn’t want to leave you bruised....

Yup it's cumulative... I really should have thought more about these rules haha. I'd say I can definitely cope with a few thousand spanks over the course of 3 days. Particularly if I can be drunk while doing it!!

That said, I'm currently working from home and have to sit for 8-12 hours a day, so a bruised ass is not going to be great for a Monday morning!

EDIT: Just as I posted this I saw someone else voted for getting drunk - so thank you! Also my girlfriend will thank you for making me do the chores too..!

[faggotgarywaldon]

Looks like you got 5 on all of your choices and more than 50.

Also I dare you to wear only panties/thong while you do chores or walk around the house. Maybe wear them on your head if you have to stay naked.

[bdsm_guy1]

Looks like you got 5 on all of your choices and more than 50.

Yes I just saw that... I never expected this to happen to quickly (if at all!) - thanks so much for voting :) I will be having an eventful weekend for sure!

Although kinda dreading that I will probably have to do scat dare when it reaches 100 votes (currently 81) :(

Also I dare you to wear only panties/thong while you do chores or walk around the house. Maybe wear them on your head if you have to stay naked.

Sure, no problem. I assume I can still wear butt plug, nipple clamps, etc. too right? :p

[2bchew]

Any time you are wearing just the panties keep them pulled down in front tucked under your balls.

[bdsm_guy1]

Any time you are wearing just the panties keep them pulled down in front tucked under your balls.

Will do - thanks! :D

[bdsm_guy1]

Dear Wonderful GD Community Members,

As you may have seen, all dares in the poll received over 5 votes and thus I will be doing ALL of them this weekend!! This will consume most of my time between Friday morning (when my GF leaves) and Sunday afternoon (when she returns).

What I will do to prepare:

I will continue to bottle my piss (I have about 15L so far!) to have as deep a bath as possible!
As the water in my building has been off for the past 2 days, I haven't showered in a while. To prepare for the stinky dare, I will see if I can continue to avoid showering / will wear same clothes until the weekend. (Although I'm not sure if my girlfriend will notice!)
Shave my chest and ass to make the impact from the spanks more visible
Any additional shopping (e.g. for messy wedgie items) will be done at the weekend as part of one of my public dares
I will also start to plan out / schedule each dare, as it will probably take 20+ hours to do everything properly!! Will document and share the schedule here :)

Is it worth still voting/posting? :confused:

For every single vote I will shock myself with my violet wand 5 times per day at the weekend. Currently 131 votes *5 = 655 shocks on Fri, Sat & Sun - ouch!
For every post, I will spank my ass 100 times / nipples 25 times using a hard setting on my spanking machine. For repeat posters, the spanks will be multiplied by their number of posts 9cumulatively). Currently 5 posts by BlueGriffin, 1 post by faggotgarywaldon and 1 post by 2bchew, which translates to 1,700 spanks on my ass and 425 to my nipples/tits.
Additionally I outlined several additional dares (that I don't want to do!) based on the total number of votes. Currently with 131 votes I must lock myself in a cupboard for 1h with no entertainment, do an overnight bondage dare AND do my first ever scat dare :( If I get 500 votes I'll also strip fully (even socks, shoes off!) outside
Finally, if you think my proposed dares aren't good enough, or have a preference for how one of them is performed, then please post and share your suggestion! I will do any suggested dares posted to this thread within limits and time permitting.

How else can you contribute?

Suggest items to insert to my pants for a messy wedgie
Suggest any additional discrete public dares
Suggest ways/exercises to get stinky
Suggest actions to assign to each card number in the pain game (e.g. 2=Punch balls d6 times) - each action should be possible to complete in 1-2 minutes
Suggest alcohol to help me get drunk (can spend max. £30-40 on alcohol I think)


Thanks!! I really do appreciate all your efforts to read my posts and share your votes/ideas.

Mr. A

[BR1985]

Here’s some additional dares for you:-
Pick up some alcohol to drink from a local shop. You must be plugged and have your nipple clamps on the entire time you’re not at home. I suggest some beers. When you get home you must down one beer as soon as you get in, then the remaining three should go in a bowl for you to drink hands free. Once the bowl is empty you can take your nipple clamps off.

To spice the weekend up, you’re only allowed to use the toilet in hours divisible by 5 - so 0500, 1000, 1500 and 2000. If you need to piss outside these times you will piss through your panties in to a bowl and drink it.

As for exercise, a good 30 minute jog each morning should help. Wear your biggest chastity cage and smallest shorts, no underwear, a butt plug, your tightest tshirt and suitable footwear. You must pull your cage out off The shorts and run for 5 minutes.

[wantsomedares]

Wear you chasity cage all weekeneds

Have fun

[bdsm_guy1]

Here’s some additional dares for you

Thanks so much - added to the schedule!

To spice the weekend up, you’re only allowed to use the toilet in hours divisible by 5 - so 0500, 1000, 1500 and 2000. If you need to piss outside these times you will piss through your panties in to a bowl and drink it.

Wow this one is really tough! @BR1985 please could it be divisible by 2 instead + an appropriate punishment for this request?

Wear you chasity cage all weekeneds

Thanks, will do!

[bdsm_guy1]

Hey Everyone,

If you want to see my proposed schedule of dares for this weekend, check it out here: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92703 (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92703)

Please feel free to suggest any changes / additions to the schedule. Anything on the schedule I will do this weekend! Very excited!! :D

Thanks again to everyone who posted and voted. Remember you can still vote and suggest new dares until EOD Saturday! (And if I get total 500 votes by EOD Saturday I WILL do the public strip dare I'm terrified of haha)

Mr. A

[bdsm_guy1]

'The Pain Game' is currently one of the most popular poll results on this thread. So, I will definitely be playing this at the weekend!

Here is a link to the suggested rules (i.e. dares related to each card chosen):
https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92706 (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92706)

Please let me know if you think any of the rules should be changed! As long as it can be done within ~2 mins (and is within my limits) then I'll add it!

All suggestions welcome - Thanks!

Mr. A

P.S. I will share an alternate version using video games tomorrow :)

[bdsm_guy1]

Update: The poll has now received over 200 votes!!

Therefore as a thank you, I will add 2 additional dares (that I REALLY don't want to do!) in case we reach 300 or 400 votes.

300: Insert a laxative suppository and wear a diaper - go outside for 10 mins * dice roll - which means if I get 2-3 or higher I will likely shit myself outside, and still can't return home until the timer is up, even if it stinks/leaks :( I've always been curious about this but it would be super gross and I've never done anything like it before as it potentially combines two limits of scat and non-discrete public...

400: When I do the bath of piss, I will take an enema of piss and expel it into the water. I will also vomit into the bath (let me know if you want a vomit enema too?!). I'll tie myself up in the bath, stay there for at least 1 hour (instead of 30 min originally planned) AND will dunk my head under the water AND will stuff shit up my nose so it's all I can smell... Wow this one would be awful (but at least noone else can see me!) and would need so much tidying up afterwards..! And as I can't wash I would stink of shit!! :eek:

Finally, as mentioned in my original post, if the poll hits 500 votes then I would strip fully outside - plus will stuff shit up my nose under my mask! This is a huge limit, as there aren't many places nearby where I could do this at all discretely...! :mad:

Thanks again for everyone who voted! Please keep it up and feel free to suggest additional dares in this thread!

[bdsm_guy1]

First, it looks like the poll has almost reached it's peak at 214 votes from a total of 59 amazing GD members!! Thank you so much

This means that I'll be shocking myself 1,070 times per day (214*5) at the weekend with my violet wand (ouch!), and due to the posts on this thread I'll also need to cane my ass 1,900 times and my nipples 475 times with my spanking machine on a high setting (OUCH!!). Any additional votes/posts will still increase these numbers.. :(

However, it looks like reaching the new vote targets of 300, 400 and 500 to force me to do my additional horrible dares (detailed in my last post) is looking unlikely. But since I suggested them I've got more and more curious to try (albeit probably not enough to volunteer to do it without being dared!) SO here's my new proposal:

Between NOW and Friday evening (US time, so noone misses out!) if I get...

5 PMs = I will insert a laxative suppository and wear a diaper, and go outside for 10min * dice roll
5 Comments on one of my Blogs (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?u=306889) = When doing the piss bath, I will take a piss enema and expel into the water (incl. any shit along with it..) + vomit in the bath + tie myself in the bath + stay there for 1 hour
5 More Posts to this Thread = I will strip fully outside (away from my flat) and stay nude for 5 mins + stuff shit up my nose under my mask

Oh, and anyone who says I'm just desperate for attention, you may be completely right! In truth, I find it hard to encourage myself to do some of these things unless someone orders me to. Of course, I'd be very happy to return the favour with a well thought out dare for you too - let's share the love! Plus I will be sharing very detailed reports after each dare :D

Thanks!
Mr. A

P.S. I have now collected 20+ bottles of piss for my bath (and managed to hide from my girlfriend!), and haven't showered since Sunday - which is probably my longest since I was a kid! Interestingly my clothes seem to stink much more than I do... Also I've started to shave myself, to make the welts/bruises from my spanking machine more visible..! :eek:

P.P.S. Here's a link to my blogs: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?u=306889

P.P.P.S. If you think you have a better dare you want me to try, let me know!! ;)

[bdsm_guy1]

So the weekend is almost here! I took Friday off work so once my girlfriend leaves in the morning, I will get started on my list of dares! :p

The Pain Game! - Update
I have written two sets of rules for 'The Pain Game', which was one of the more popular poll options. This includes a card game (rules here (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92706)) and a video game option based on GTA V (rules here (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92709)). I'm aiming to play both this weekend. Let me know your thoughts!

Follow my progress
You can track my progress over the weekend:

By visiting this thread - I'll post regular updates/reports during the day, which I'll also copy into my blog (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?u=306889)
By checking out my schedule (posted here (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92703)) with everything I plan to do on each day, which I'll tick off as it's done
If you voted for a particular dare, I'll also send a PM with my report, so you don't miss it


My Reflections :rolleyes:
It's been an anxious / exciting week as I imagine all the things I'll do this weekend. Some things I've never done before (like the bath full of piss) and some I haven't done for a while (like the self-bondage). Probably the dare I'm least looking forward to is the 1 hour being stuck in the cupboard, wearing a hood and not doing anything - this will be SO boring! Haha. Not being able to wash after the piss bath also worries me a bit, but hopefully I can get used to the smell. Finally I think the public dare to go far from home, rub chilli sauce in my panties and wedgie myself will be VERY tough as I can usually only cope with that for 5-10 mins..!

Want to make it worse?
Since my last post where I offered to do additional REALLY HORRIBLE dares if I got either 5 PMs (2 received so far), 5 blog comments (1 so far) or 5 more thread posts, I've been thinking how bad they would actually be.. if the diaper leaked it would be bad. But the other two are so much worse. However, if you really want to punish me, the offer is still open until end of day (US time) on Friday 9th Oct.. :eek:

Thanks for reading - looking forward to sharing my stories tomorrow!! :D

Mr. A

P.S. Thanks to everyone who is still voting in the poll - we're up to 66 voters now, which means more daily shocks!!

[BR1985]

Let’s hope we get three more posts after this to force you outside naked.

[bdsm_guy1]

Let’s hope we get three more posts after this to force you outside naked.

Wow you are right I only said '5 more posts' without specifying that it excludes my own!... well you can have the last one but as I wanted to post my reports here (of which there will be quite a few!) it will need to be 3 subsequent posts NOT FROM ME by the end of the day :D

P.S. My girlfriend has left now, so it's time to set up!! Check out my schedule here: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92703

[bdsm_guy1]

So my dare weekend has began, and first on the schedule was to go for a jog to get extra sweaty... which I didn't think would be very eventful and wasn't even planning to report on that until the end of the week!

Anyway, here's what happened:


I often get dehydrated when I jog, so I had a couple of cups of water before leaving
I secured my tiny cock cage (remembering that I needed to reveal it for 5 min while outside), wedgied my panties and got dressed - all my clothes had been worn daily since Sunday so they were already smelly!
The jog started fine (I don't jog often enough so had to switch between bursts of running and fast walking), until I realised there were FAR too many people around to even think about revealing my cage
I managed to reveal for about 30s twice before I almost got caught each time... I kept jogging to see if it would get less busy
As I was running along the usual path, I found a gap in the bushes which opened on to the river - but crucially with noone able to see!
Trying not to imagine this was probably where a homeless person lived (there were some bottles and bags around..), I revealed my cock cage for a full 5 minutes
I even got over-confident and took my t-shirt off (note: this is still very different from stripping fully - with the former I could quickly pull up my clothes, but if I was fully nude and someone saw me, there's no hiding that!)
Before I left the homeless hide-out, I decided to sit on some nettles - which didn't really do anything. I think because I sat rather than rubbed, anyway I will try to bring some home later and try again!
As I headed home it started to rain heavy - plus I desperately needed a piss... :(
I was about 30-45 mins from home so just had to cope until I got back
Once home, I pissed in a bottle as I hadn't cleaned the bath yet - but in line with the dare from BR1985 I took a sip. It didn't taste too bad as it was only from today..

And that's my first report! Let me know any thoughts / questions. Is it enough / too much detail?

Next up, I will go shopping with plug & clamps to buy messy wedgie items & alcohol. Follow my schedule here (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92703)

Mr. A

[bdsm_guy1]

Here's my report from my shopping trip:


I placed clothes pegs on my nipples, a medium butt plug in my ass, and wore the same stinky clothes from my run - I went shopping
First I went to Boots to try and find a suppository in case I needed to do the diaper dare this weekend (no luck)
Then I went to Sainsbury's to pick up some alcohol an messy foods for my wedgie
For my messy wedgie I bought: ice cream, egg tarts and hummus
I also bought some malteasers and minstrels to insert into my butt, plus courgette and bananas as DIY dildos
I chose a huge pack of 15 blackcurrant ciders as the alcohol.. I'll probably go to another shop later to get something stronger (I have a few spirits at home anyway)
About half way round the shop the nipple clamps started to hurt... after I checked out I tried to adjust them, although think I just placed them in a more painful position!
I reached the lift in my building, lifted up my top and removed the clamps for c.15 seconds before replacing again in a different position. It still hurt but was bearable
Once home, as per BR1985's dare, I drank one of the ciders immediately. Then I put away the shopping and poured three more cans into a bowl (technically it was 3 bowls as there is a lot of liquid in one can!!)
I switched to clover clamps (which someone weren't as painful), and kept them on for another ~10 mins before I drank down the rest of the bowl
The alcohol tasted fine, it was just so fizzy that drinking it quickly made be burp a lot...
I finished the bowl and removed the clamps (although still have the butt plug in now!), and am starting to feel a bit tipsy!


I think I'll make something to eat now so I don't get drunk TOO quickly. I still have a lot planned for this evening, including: naked chores, enema, spanking, violet wand, speculum, ass insertion, stripping in the public stairwell AND playing the pain game...

Let me know if you have any questions! Mr. A

[bdsm_guy1]

Next report of the night (with still a LOT more to do!):


I drank some more alcohol (apple sourz + lemonade), wore nipple clamps, butt plug and harness gag (incl. nose hooks, ball gag and chin strap) - and started doing household chores
This involved some general tidying, but I spent most time washing the dishes
This wasn't too bad, as I've done tidying like this before, and actually after some time I felt confident enough to upgrade to a bigger butt plug - and then ended with one of my biggest that I can comfortably fit (a large rubber dilator)
I was still wearing panties and a cock cage this whole time - in fact, I locked the only keys to my cock cage in a safe that would only open after 3 hours...! So I definitely can't take it off even if I wanted to!!
Once the dishes were clean, I noticed the time (almost 20:00 - as this is an hour divisible by 5 I am able to piss without also drinking some of it..). To keep myself occupied when I really needed a piss, I got started on the violet wand shocks and ass spanks
I managed to do 700 shocks (out of 1370 needed daily) and 500 of my total 2100 ass spanks. The shocks weren't so bad but just took ages, although my ass hurt so much - and the spanking machine wasn't even on the max setting!
Once it hit 20:00 I pissed into a bottle (sorry, still haven't cleaned the bath...) to save for my piss bath tomorrow
Next, I went to the shop again to buy some lemon juice I forgot earlier (for a lemon juice enema) and got more alcohol (wine + peach schnapps)
After I got home I pissed again - but this time had to drink as it was past 21:00..
Finally, I went outside to gather some nettles - this was relatively easy as I'd found a nearby spot while I was jogging earlier
Once home, I spanked my ass with the nettles and, well, it hurt a LOT more than last time!! I assume because I had done some serious spanking in between.. So as I'm typing now my ass still feels like it's on fire!
FYI - when I went out I actually managed to wear an O-ring gag under my mask while also wearing a hood - meaning noone could see the humiliation beneath!


Hope you like the reports - please let me know if you do / if there's anything I should change. Thanks!! :D

Next up: Enema (first water, then water + lemon juice for extra cramping!)

Mr. A

[bdsm_guy1]

Just completed my two enemas (water & water + lemon juice), report below:


I set up the enema bag in the bathroom and filled with about 1.5L of bottled water
I kneeled down on all-fours and started the stream - it started to drip everywhere and took me a few minutes to realise the tubing wasn't secure... so I tightened it and continued
While doing my enema I also watched some Japanese enema porn (one of my favourites!)
Once all the water was inside me I tried to insert a butt plug, but picked a large one which was a mistake - it hurt a lot and so I had to remove quickly and start to expel into the toilet..
After the first round, I secured a smaller plug in my asshole and went to grab a can of cider
A few minutes later, I expelled the next round into the toilet. I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't as messy as usual..!
Once most of the water was out, I prepared a water + lemon juice solution - using bottled lemon juice (although I think real lemons are supposed to be better..) and tap water - approx. 1L water and 100ml lemon juice
I took this second enema quite easily, and it seemed to be over much sooner than the water one
Again, I secured the butt plug and left the bathroom - although this time there were more cramps and I needed to expel after only about 2 minutes
After a couple of rounds, I used plain water in an anal douche to wash out any lemon juice, and came to my laptop to write this report!

I still need to expel more water over the next hour or so, but should be able to do some more spanking/shocking, plus the stairwell strip is still to come!

I'll have some coffee to stay awake, as after the above I then need to play the PAIN GAME!

Hopefully someone is reading these reports - I've never provided so much detail before so I hope it's helpful!!

Mr. A

P.S. We now have over 300 votes - which means I need to use a laxative suppository and wear a diaper, and go outside for..... 50 minutes (I just rolled a 5 on a dice) :( I will try again tomorrow to buy a laxative suppository, if I still can't find one then I'll do the awful strip outside dare instead :eek:

[bdsm_guy1]

Next report is live - having a great weekend!! :D


First up was to spank my ass and nipples using the spanking machine - I had done some ass spanking earlier so I kicked off with that, but turned up the intensity
I reached about 600 spanks then thought it would be a great idea to switch the current wooden cane in the machine with a plastic one - this was SO painful and I managed to get through another 100 until I realised my ass had started bleeding a bit! So I decided to stop the ass spanking there - and will continue tomorrow
I changed back to the wooden cane and switched to my nipples. I wore a gag and blindfold and just let the machine hit me for 250 spanks - it was a feeling of elation while also being very painful. My pecs/tits (?) became bruised quite easily
Then it was time to stretch my ass with the speculum - it's a really good one (happy to recommend the type if interested!) and got me very wide.. I always get anxious when it's in but there's really nothing better to give my ass a stretch..
The next dare was to insert cherry tomatoes into my ass - I picked 10, washed them and inserted one by one... I didn't want them to get lost so after a minute or so started to squirt them back out.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...8...9....?....?????? Where was the 10th tomato?! It had obviously gone further into my body (which was free of blockages due to the enema earlier)
This killed my mood and I removed all BDSM gear and started watching Youtube videos to distract myself..
Anyway, after about 5 bathroom trips the 10th tomato finally popped out! I was so relieved!
In fact, this made me so horny that I put on my gag, nipple clamps and cock cage and went out into the communal hallway completely nude! (it was 2.30am so not SUPER risky..)
I went to the public stairwell and pulled my nipple clamps off on every 3rd stair (between my floor and the one above - I couldn't do this on all 20 floors!!)
I then raced up about 5 floors and back down - my heart was racing but it was so fun!
Finally, I went against a full length window (which was right next to the lifts with noone to run if someone came out of their door) and mooned for 30 seconds - then heading back to my flat


This last section really was full of ups and downs - but right now I'm feeling more motivated to keep pressing on and torturing myself!!

I'll play the pain game now then will sleep in bondage... reports to follow.

Mr. A

[BR1985]

Sounds like a fun evening was had. Looking forward to hearing more reports boy.

[bdsm_guy1]

Sounds like a fun evening was had. Looking forward to hearing more reports boy.

Yes definitely!! I ended up fucking my ass with a courgette and (almost) fisting myself for an hour after my last post.. then fell asleep as it was around 5am in UK :(

Which means I need to move the pain game + overnight bondage to today.... so today is going to be back-to-back bondage/pain/humiliation!! Not helped that I slept in until now (midday)... have updated my schedule (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92703)accordingly

Wish me luck!! :D

P.S. @BR1985 - you also just added 3*100 ass spanks and 3*25 nipple spanks as it was your 3rd post on this thread (currently done 700/2400 ass & 250/600 nipple) :eek:

[bdsm_guy1]

First report of the day:


I woke up around midday, wore my collar and had some breakfast + alcohol
I knew I needed to do the 1h locked in cupboard dare today, so decided to start with that
I spanked my ass a few more times (up to 900/2400 now!) then cleared out space in the cupboard
I inserted a medium butt plug, wore panties, harness gag and nipple clamps - for safety I opted not to use the sensory deprivation hood given I would be locking my hands (I've been stuck in the hood before and it wasn't pleasant!!)
I turned off all the lights and sat in the cupboard. I attached my wrists and ankles to a spreader bar and locked the keys in a timed safe (initially set for 30 min)
And it began... for the first 10 minutes I thought I may be able to sleep. In reality I was far too uncomfortable for that to happen!
Then I started thinking about my remaining dares for the day... then work...
Just before the safe opened, as I felt someone OK (albeit very bored), I reset for another 20 minutes (sorry I didn't quite manage the full 60 mins!!)
Not long after the nipple clamps and butt plug started to hurt. I managed to remove the clamps but the plug was stuck there..
I had brought my phone in the cupboard for safety / light when I needed to escape and proceeded to play games (I didn't have any wifi signal)... I know this was against the rules but I was SO bored..!! Feel free to give me another punishment for this if necessary
Finally, the safe opened and I could free myself. I pissed (stupidly drinking from the bottle without checking that 15:00 is divisible by 5 so I didn't need to!) and wrote up this report!

Next up I'll do more naked chores and hogtie myself! :D

Mr. A

[Blue Griffin]

Good job so far with the reports. Keep up the good work!

[bdsm_guy1]

Good job so far with the reports. Keep up the good work!

Thank you! Although now you've just added another 600 ass spanks and 150 tit spanks as this is your 6th post :( :(

[BR1985]

As you missed 10 minutes in the cupboard, I think your punishment should be to no longer be allowed to piss without drinking on hours divisible by 10. Also 10 minutes corner time today and tomorrow, plugged and nipple clamps. Hold a penny against the wall with your nose. If it drops the timer restarts.

[Blue Griffin]

Thank you! Although now you've just added another 600 ass spanks and 150 tit spanks as this is your 6th post :( :(

Yeah, be careful. You mentioned that you drew blood. I don’t want you to have lasting damage.

[bdsm_guy1]

Ahhhh 400+700=1100 more spanks thanks to both of you BR1985 & Blue Griffin :(

As you missed 10 minutes in the cupboard, I think your punishment should be to no longer be allowed to piss without drinking on hours divisible by 10. Also 10 minutes corner time today and tomorrow, plugged and nipple clamps. Hold a penny against the wall with your nose. If it drops the timer restarts.

Yes Sir.. so basically 2 of 24 hours each day I can piss freely!?

Re Corner Time - will add to my schedule :( I get bored so easily haha

Yeah, be careful. You mentioned that you drew blood. I don’t want you to have lasting damage.

Don't worry, it was only a bit. I'll be careful :)

[Blue Griffin]

Don't worry, it was only a bit. I'll be careful :)

Good. Keep having fun this weekend.

[bdsm_guy1]

Good. Keep having fun this weekend.

Thanks... +800 now :( :eek: :mad:

[Blue Griffin]

Thanks... +800 now :( :eek: :mad:


Lol and I bet you’re enjoying every bit of it. ;)

[bdsm_guy1]

Lol and I bet you’re enjoying every bit of it. ;)

Hmm yes :( (+900 spanks!!!)

Also I found out my GF will be back earlier in the morning than planned, so I may not be able to do anything tomorrow! Will try and finish everything else tonight including:

Rest of the spanking
Piss bath
Stockade (EDIT: Maybe Sunday instead)
Chilli in panties
Hogtied bondage
Pain game (EDIT: Maybe Sunday instead)
Overnight bondage


I think I can count all of the other public dares done, plus naked chores (although I will do more tomorrow to tidy up before my GF gets home), I got drunk last night and will keep drinking tonight, I did the enema + ass stretching, I haven't showered since Sunday PLUS I just did the messy wedgie while I went to the shop...

REPORT: Messy wedgie


I wanted to go to the shop to get some laxative suppositories for my diaper dare...
I decided this was a good opportunity to also do the messy wedgie so I inserted 24 malteasers into my panties and went to the shop
It started to get uncomfortable after about 20 mins but wasn't too bad
When I got home I ate them all.. they still tasted alright although most of the chocolate had melted onto my ass, dick and balls haha


Unfortunately I didn't manage to get the laxatives - they didn't stock them in the aisle and when I went to the pharmacy counter they tried to give me a drink option instead and told me to eat more fibre.. quite embarrassing! So instead of that dare I will do the full outdoor strip... quite worried about this one although I have found a place that may be suitable!

Will post the next report in a bit

Mr. A

[bdsm_guy1]

So I've been working through my spanking quota which has reached 5800 ass and 1450 nipple spanks...!! What I didnt realise is how long this would take! My spanking machine can do around 40 spanks per minute, which means it would take well over an hour just for the ass ones!

The spanks are fine, although the time is precious right now given there's still so much to do tonight! (and it's almost late enough to start doing the outdoor dares!)

So my proposal is either to have some dare to reduce the spanks, or to assume one spank on the max setting (realistically 10/10 for ass and 5 or 6/10 for tits) counts for 10 standard spanks. Unless anyone has a preference, I will go for the latter - and trust me, 100 spanks on max setting will hurt more than 1000 on lower!!

P.S. No more spanks will be added for additional posts after this time - I can't keep up!!

EDIT: I have now done all the spanks based on max setting = x10 normal spanks. This means a total of 2100 standard ass spanks and 370 max setting ass spanks PLUS 250 standard nipple spanks and 120 max setting nipple spanks - fair to say my ass and nipples are very red and bruised now!!

[bdsm_guy1]

Time for my penultimate post of the night (and potentially of my dare weekend!). Specifically, this is about the hogtied dare:


I had been looking forward to this one for a while... I haven't done proper self-bondage in a long time (maybe not since 2019!)
I was trying a couple of new elements this time - including an ice lock and using parcel tape to bind my legs in a hogtied-type position
FYI - I made the ice lock by adding some string to an empty soap bottle, filling with water and freezing. Once the ice melted, the string would come out and anything attached to the string would be free
So anyway, I started by making sure I had a lot to drink and hadn't pissed for a while.. this was supposed to also be a piss denial dare after all!
I sat on the floor and wound parcel tape round my ankles, then connected to my thighs, and wound it round a bit more... no matter how hard I tried, my legs were stuck in a kneeling position!
I wrapped some more tape around my stomach, wore an O-ring harness and nipple clamps, then attached my wrists to the ice lock
I lay on my stomach so my legs were up in the hogtied position - I would usually tie my hands behind my back, but wasn't sure how to do that with the ice lock - maybe next time!
I had set up some porn (Japanese nose/snot porn on my TV and some scat porn on my laptop.. something about excessively gross porn really turns me on - unfortunately I couldn't even get hard as I was wearing the chastity cage all day!) and watched for about 20 minutes
Then as I was changing position the string in the ice lock snapped and I was free... which was a bit underwhelming!
Anyway, I stayed and watched some more porn until I got bored (and remembering I still had more dares to do tonight!) at which point I cut my legs free and got up
I then spent the next hour tidying up before my GF comes home - I also need it to be quite late before I can go outside and strip!


So overall, the hogtied dare was a bit disappointing, but will try again next time I'm alone! However I need to work on the ice lock formula as the ice still hasn't melted over 2 hours later!!

Remaining dares I will do tonight (soon!):
- Balcony strip
- Outside strip + wear chilli in panties (two in one!)
- Piss bath
- Overnight bondage

Hopefully I'll be able to finish the final few tomorrow before my GF comes back, or the next time she is away.

Thanks for reading :D

Mr. A

[bdsm_guy1]

*Sorry this is a late report - this poll is closed. You can vote on my latest poll HERE (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=400181)*


Hey Everyone,

I have no excuse for the delay of over 3 months in sharing my final report following my crazy dare weekend back in November, while my GF was away. After finishing the last dare (and finally cumming) I was exhausted and slept almost straight away - then in the morning my GF came home much earlier than expected so I had to rush to tidy/clean up. I haven't had another extended period alone (due to lockdown) nor have I been in a particularly kinky mood (mainly due to work being very busy)... until now! Anyway if you think I deserve a punishment for the delay please comment here, send a PM or check out my latest post for this Wednesday when I will be alone for most of the day! [LINK HERE (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=400181)]

Anyway, without further ado, my final report from last November (FYI if you're wondering how I can still remember, it was one of the craziest dares I've done, so it's pretty stuck in my mind!!)


I had previously scouted a good place to do my naked strip (full 5 mins outside, fully nude) and so headed out around 2am, when noone was around
On the way I actually discovered somewhere much nearer (a dark pier) which was empty and unlocked - and didn't appear to have any cameras. So I changed course and headed there instead
I was the only one around and the pier bridge is quite loud, so I would hear if anyone was coming. It was also quite far from the river bank so I hoped noone could see!
I found a dark spot by the edge of the water and began to strip. It was cold (although not as cold as it would be now - UK is around freezing temperatures now so wouldn't want to repeat!)
I took off all my clothes, even my shoes and packed them into a bag. I stood there, entirely exposed...
It felt amazing to be so free, naked head to toe with the cold air against me.. I was so turned on that I decided to run around the pier, dashing into the bright lights that lit up most of the pier, before returning to my dark spot, heart racing
After the 5 mins was up, I dressed again and headed back over the bridge to the river bank. Half way along I took out a bottle of hot sauce and applied it to my underwear (a women's thong..) and wedgied myself
I didn't feel much so I applied more... wedgied... and oh damn. It was hot. I rushed home (which luckily only took 5 mins... if I had gone to the original place I would be in agony by the time I arrived back!)
At home I rinsed my asshole and then moved on to the piss bath...
I had about 20 bottles of piss ready, so I stripped again, sat in the bath and poured the piss over me
It stunk, and took ages as there was so much. I had some piss play porn on my laptop near the bath to keep me motivated
I sat for a bit in the bath (only about 5-10 mins...), then masturbated until I came over myself
Then I drained the bath, showered and slept. I didn't do the bondage sleep as I was too tired
Then as mentioned above, in the morning my GF called to say she was nearly home and I rushed to tidy everything up before she arrived. The end :D


Hope you enjoyed the report - and sorry to anyone who had been following last year that was waiting for the big climax! I'm taking a day off on Wednesday and my GF will be out during the daytime, so I'll be able to have some fun then too. Check out the new poll/thread if you want to punish me for my delay/missing some dares earlier. [LINK HERE (https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=400181)]

Thanks
Mr A