Weirdest Place you've Masturbated?

[NJTallGuy]

Not sure if this question has ever been asked so sorry if it's a repeat.

Where is/are the strangest, weirdest, most daring places you've touched yourself to completion when it wasn't on a dare?

to answer the question myself:
1) A customer's attic when I was in home inspections. Left it on the attic insulation.
2) At my work desk after everyone left. Once in the work bathroom.
3) Outside on my back porch late at night.

[Marc]

lying on the boot of my car on the side of a public highway in the snow

[Ikon]

man, i know it doesnt sound very weird..

but I would say my grandma's house

while its still in a house, its just kinda weird to think about

or

in my best friends living room, on the couch at night

i guess one of those, not too daring, i need to go do one outside

[andom4444]

hmmm in a hot tub with bubbles on with family in the garden about 50 metres away lol. didn't cum though.

[Is Niet]

In the bathroom of a Church rectory.... no i wasn't molested by a priest... i was working there... four hour shift, 5-9, the priests had all gone to dinner, it was boring, nobody calls churches that late.

[suck1999]

Well I don't know if this counts cause I didn't really do it myself but one time I was in the car with my friend my gf her friend and her mom. She was sitting in the front with her mom and I was in the back with my friend (male) and her friend (female) and all of a sodden her friend starts to open my pants (m gf would of herd this probable but the radio was pretty loud) and started to give me a hand job right there till I cam. That was like a year ago me and my gf still go out and that's still her best friend cause she never found out and hopefully never will cause I think I might marry her.:eek:

[timmy]

haha mines not extreme or exciting but deffinly weird!

by the side of a fishing lake xD

whilst fishing

it was a public fishing lake =3=

[JohnC15]

i have you all beat.

I jacked off in spanish class surrounded by hot girls and my teacher (female) was close enough that i could have tapped her on the shoulder and she is hott too. Now I know what your thinking how could have done that with out being caught, well, i was going comando and i was wearing a zip up hoodie so i un zipped my hoodie and out it over my lap and did it. lol it was awesome.

[Mistress.Tara]

geography class while we were watching a movie... the lights were off && I sat in one of the back corner desks && no one sat directly beside me, so why the fuck not.

oh && my friends bed while she was at the grocery store

&& my other friends bed while she was laying beside me sleeping.

Ive also masturbated in 7 different rooms in my house.:)

[glue]

wow for me i masturbated IN a bush along a public footpath when a group of teenagers were walking by

[animal]

On a plain.

hehe

I was bored so I got to the toilet to maturbate:D

[roxie314]

outsyde in the road--i luved it it was thrilling

[love.ya.all.night]

When I was younger on my living room floor with other people in the room but not looking at me.

[the Bean]

On a plain.

hehe

I was bored so I got to the toilet to maturbate:D

yeah i done that on the 11 1/2 hour flight to america. wot else wos there to do...

[7894529]

in shopko, it was fun

[darenick920]

My weirdest was for a dare, was while i was driving down the interstate I masturbated. Was pretty hot and dangerous :-)

[dareboyx]

In the audience while at a Shakespeare Festival. It's an open-air theatre, so people bring blankets and stuff to the late show, and well, it wasn't holding my attention so...

[Birthday Suit]

While driving:) It was fun!

[Jack18]

Outside in my backyard late at night.

[Powerstrip]

Please don't start flaming me, but.....

Sisters bed.

[borigraphix]

I have masturbated in my car, parents bed, pool, backyard, and i just went to the mountains and did it on a picknik table (pictures if you want proof). The mountains was a thrill because the table was right in plain view but nobody drove by...

[talla]

Our pool with the pool pump on mi dick and t felt so good and i was in a bikini and also some 1 eles pool while they were in it :D hehehe

[Borys]

Wanking on the way home in the back part of a bus. With the people in frnt me. One girl sitting in the seat before mine :D

[Mark_Willis]

In the sea. It was a nudist beach and i didn't want to walk out of the water with a massive hardon.

[daringslave]

For me it was in the boys shower room at my highschool - I was dared to by my friends and left a wet patch on my crushes shirt right under the collar so he would smell me all day

[Dice7]

Probably in my car, in the school toilets or on my sisters bed..

[Slut]

For me it was when i was dared to do it while hiding in the bushes in front of my house.:) So fun!

[anayguy]

Well I don't know if this counts cause I didn't really do it myself but one time I was in the car with my friend my gf her friend and her mom. She was sitting in the front with her mom and I was in the back with my friend (male) and her friend (female) and all of a sodden her friend starts to open my pants (m gf would of herd this probable but the radio was pretty loud) and started to give me a hand job right there till I cam. That was like a year ago me and my gf still go out and that's still her best friend cause she never found out and hopefully never will cause I think I might marry her.:eek:

your gf or friend and have you and friend done anything else

[Krystal]

hmmm, weirdest would be a toss up. Either the back of a bus, or up a tree late at night

[Merlin]

Nothing to special here ....
While driving
public toilet

[Mr Giggles]

At a friends house after a sleep over, in the shower.

[james55]

I have done it in the shower at the gym. Once when it was empty and once when another guy was there.

[ParkCrawler]

I know this is unheard of. This is probably weirder than any of your places. I am a twenty-one year old male, and i have never masturbated.

[prometheus]

I think my favorite place that I masturbated has to be... In Victoria Secrets fitting room. I was me and 3 girls. we all had a thing for each other. we all 4 mastrubated to the sight of each other mastrubating. it was soo hott!! we go back once a year to do it every year. now its up to 5 people. one more girl. i love being a guy. the hottest part is knowing that we cant touch each other.:D :D :D

[xxthatgirl]

Hm.. let me think.

The weirdest place was probably on a ride in Disney World.
My youngest sister (Who isn't on this site, I've got 4 sisters) dragged me on it and it was boring. So what else was there to do? I just took my bag and put it on my lap so no one would see, though the ride was dark and I could have probably gotten away with it. My sister was so interested in everything else she barely noticed I was next to her.

[likesdares69]

in the hot tub at a hotel, walking back to my house on the side of the road, next to a sleeping friend, school bathrooms, in a friends mouth lol

[WebcamKing]

Back of the bus on the way home from work
Work toilets (including walking nude from cubicle to cubicle - there's 800 people in my office and only 2 toilets, anyone could have walked in)
In the park completely naked
While walking down a cycle track completely naked
Girlfriend's sister's bed naked
Girlfriend's mother's bed naked
Hotel corridor and jacuzzi with my gf
Next to a sleeping female friend years ago
In work, under the desk, while looking at a female colleague opposite me.

[zommbee]

I have lots of them. Here's few:

1. While on the roof of a school. I wet my pants (completely) on
accident, and it turned me on so I came in my wet pants.
2. While pulling cables under a school portable while wearing
waterproof coveralls - came in my pants while another guy
was down there with me, about 20 feet away.
3. In my cousin's closet
4. Came in my pants at school, rubbing off against the desk
5. Numerous swimming pools and hot tub, using the jets
6. In a bathroom stall in the jockey's locker room at a horse track
7. While secretly watching my wife make out with her best friend (girl)

[talla]

O in some one eles pool on christmas day i let the jets do the work in the spa part, umm in the driveway and in the middel of the street at night

[MaleDusAnything4U]

in the gym wen i was on the bike machine lol there was a propa fit girl doin squats or wateva u call them in a tight vest and shortshorts, u cud see her nice round arse out and her big tits bouncin up and down... and i cumd on the seat of the bike lol :P

[Rudi_87]

Right next to my best friend when he was writing an email and I was still in bed, he never noticed :D

[Swisstony]

In a wood with my girlfriend.

[sweetashoney]

As not part of a dare, weirdest place I have masturbated would be in the middle of a roundabout.

[Swisstony]

As not part of a dare, weirdest place I have masturbated would be in the middle of a roundabout.

Was it a busy roundabout? and if you didnt do it for a dare did you just do it. But thinking back to your stories maybe you did :p

[sweetashoney]

Was it a busy roundabout? and if you didnt do it for a dare did you just do it. But thinking back to your stories maybe you did :p

As not part of a dare, weirdest place I have masturbated would be in the middle of a roundabout.

It was the roundabout in front of my old works, yes it was busy, traffic passing all the time as it on one of the main roads leading into the town centre. I had seen young kids sitting out in the middle one day, surrounded by bushes, they were underage and drinking/smoking, but it gave me the idea to masturbate there and so one evening I did.

[FatGuyOnCam]

I was on my old school's campus one day, sitting in my last class. There was this girl who sat kinda infront of me with some flip flops on. I have a foot fetish, and she definitey had some darn sexy feet. With her dangling and bouncing her feet around, she definitely made me pretty excited. So, after class, I walked up to the top floor of this one stair case where it isn't too, too busy. Standing on the top floor of the staircase, I unzipped my pants and pulled my cock out. I continued to jack off until I eventually just cummed right onto the floor. Thankfully, no one caught me.

[Rebecca]

On a bus, and completely naked in an empty field.

Rebecca
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[naularry]

Mine would be on the front balcony of my old apartment. It was on the third floor and I did it around 11 pm. My left neighbor balcony was 4 feet away and my right neighbor balcony was around 10 feet away. My left neighbor often came out for a smoke even late at night so i was a bit nervous. The traffic on the street is medium, which is to say there is a car on average every 30 seconds. While i was masturbating someone got into the building across the street. I could also see people moving in the building across the street. Was very fun, it's a shame i move soon after!!

[LosingBet]

The weirdest place I have is in a school restroom, sitting on a toilet in stalls at about half the normal height of the walls. If anyone walked by they could easily see me. But I stopped whenever someone came in (only one did)

[Roswell]

Err... I've never really done it outside of home. I guess I'm tame compared to the rest of you :p

[ValerieJohns]

OK...in order of chronology...


Underneath the pull out bleachers in my high school gymnasium
During a drive home, stopping along the side of the road, pulled off the shoulder behind and embankment, completely naked on the hood of the car in the hot sun
At night, along a rode leading to a rural subdivision, stopped the car, completely naked while leaning against the driver's side of the car
While driving down the interstate
In my supervisor's office after work

[Dice7]

Those sound like some crazy situations!

[boyz872003]

lets see had a couple of places in my car, at the mall with my friend who was a girl, um.. my aunts house with my female cousin but that was two years ago. can't really remember anywhere else plus I did that hot tub but with ppl in it was like 9 friends and this girl jacked me off but no one noticed bc the lights were flashing

[matthew8459]

I was actually going shopping at Walmart to get a couple of things before i had to go to work. I had just been hired to work at sports events and had to go pick up a pair of pants to complete my uniform. When i was picking some out i went over to the dressing rooms (individual stalls, not sex segregated and located near womens clothes) I was walking up to go in and saw the first door was partially opened. I walked over and at the angel i looked a girl was in there trying on panties and had a bunch of pairs. I kept walking and grabbed a new stall, tried on and bought the pants. I walked out to the car and had to get in a session so i sat in my car in the dark and went at it.

[----]

Err... I've never really done it outside of home. I guess I'm tame compared to the rest of you :p

yeah i think thats the same for me too. there arent really any secluded places outside where i live to do them in (Except my back garden of course) ;) x

[Achilles]

The weirdest. hmm. I masturbated a lot of weird places. One I enjoyed the most was in the locker room at the recreation center by my house.

[daremedaremenow]

I rented a canoe and went in there on the canals near my home!!!

It was soo funny and I almost tipped over!

Chris

[James499]

While in a hot tub while my friend and his girlfriend were doing it. They were In the hot tub with me, outside in february

In my younger cousins pillow which was a lost bet.

At a wedding reception in front of 2 female cousins.(strip poker)

I plead the 5th on the rest

[jimpjimp98]

public toilet
school bathroom
changing room
in room while cousin was near... never noticed
....
weirdest was in 8th grade back of the room, not sure if anyone saw

[adore]

My school playground in 2nd grade.

[rebster]

i've masturbated in parking lots...backyard....probably weirdest place was at a porno video arcade peep show with someone watching throw a hole in the wall

[jazzy6968]

While driving down the highway..

[dangerus_1]

Right next to my sister on my parent's bed:D

[Leellu]

Right next to my sister on my parent's bed:D

o_o..

For me it's at a party, under the blankets while there were people in the room. No one knew a thing i think.

[fbcm09]

My school playground in 2nd grade.

Your school playground when you were in 2nd grade or you went back there when you were older and did so?

Mine would have to be when I was in 8th grade and a girl that I was dating asked me to show her friend in the bathroom at a hocky rink.

[DaniBlonde]

well i honestly cant remember, but a close guess would probably be in a movie theater watching the Note Book...i have no idea why but i did it :$

[theinvisibleman]

done it in movie theaters, my old work, friends house,
on the train, in my car, on the balcony, cant think of anywhere else...

Im doing it now if that helps?

[GermanDareMan]

Did it in the back of a normal bus on my way home from work :-)

[smilesmishy]

in a park on a swing, in a forest, on a bus, in the movies (pants down my knees no one saw) walking home, naked in a park aswell mmm

[Bukkake]

Yesterday i did it in a yakuzzi in a public
bathhouse :) Or how it is called..

The bubbles were running and people
ran around and i came in the water :)

[pacustary]

behind a house under constuction in my neighborhood

[FemaleSlave]

Totally naked, on a public walkway, near a wash, just outside my house. It was late at night.

[Dare_King_55]

Probably the wierdest is in our car on the way to vacation with my mom, dad, and sister in there also in a 4 seater car so sister was right next to me. Was crazy but it was awesome! I came all over the back of the passenger seat got lucky no one saw before i could clean it up. lol

[naked40]

in a church whilst working there

[commandoguy]

On the toilet in my college library, I was so bored and randy I just had to!!

[TrekBoy008]

A study cubicle in my college library...twice.

[cmfsmfcf]

On the side of a major street by a lake... I don't think any cars saw me, but this woman outside her house did as she waved at me.

[Seannyboy131]

Umm lets see for me:

At school during class... the class was hella boring

and the other was on a long plane flight

[lola78530521]

Right in atic, near old boxes of shoes

[Long_john]

playing truth or dare ina tent with 8 girls Worst dare of the night

[zach139]

7th grade reading/LA class

[applebooty]

My grandmother's house, my little sister's bedroom, Disney Land, and an all-girls Catholic school bathroom. And a computer chair, but that was for show. ;) My answers are pretty tame compared to most. I've got some practicing to do!

[Sir-Dare_Alot]

-Ocean
-Forest
-School Washroom
-Firehall Washroom

[Nelson]

Urinal in my universities library bathroom or my grandparents shower. The library was great, had to do it quick before anyone noticed!

[Moxy]

A washroom in the vatican :rolleyes:

[Dice7]

Wow thats a good one!!

[michaav]

in the country, on the top of a truckload of hay next to highway 99.:D

[burrowfielddog]

On my (pedal)bike cycling home late at night. Because I wanted to see if I could. Blew my load ony my shirt, and nearly fell off!

[GoogleMaster]

At a department store. In a change room. While I was working there!

[cyrano69]

Let's see...

- at my desk at work once everyone was gone
- a couple times during some long and boring drive at night

[robert.glynn]

1. Standing at the pulpit in a small Missionary Baptist Church, I was alone and cleaning up the church.
2. In the public shower at the YMCA.
3. In a movie theater.

[sandy]

Hi All

I was flying back from England and I had a blanket, so in the plane I slipped my hand under the blanket and made myself cum

Hugs and Kisses

Sandy

[speedracerx1988]

the bathroom of my job...i had real bad blueballs

[interesting]

In the woods, near a park...

[BiMale16]

I'd have to say it would be at one of my dad's jobsites (he's a contractor) in the dark wet basement. Was weird, but i couldn't resist.

[EvilMaster]

in all of my classes
on a plane to cali
in a friends house while we were watching a movie and she wasent paying attention
at Anime Weekend Atlanta
in a public pool
2 years ago during recces

[banneduser]

sitting in RE class (religious crap) next to a hot girl i was against the wall so i rested my arm on the table in front of me and curled my hand around with a pen in it and rubbed my cock through my clothes untill i came in my pants :D I dont know if she realized or not, i hope so ;) Damn that was fun!

[cheesemonkey]

Unfortunately it would be my friend's room, I wish it were more weird, but thats the weirdest I've done....yet.

[Lorna]

i like to rub my pussy in public bathrooms

[rpUral]

In the top of the Soldiers and Sailors Monument, on The Circle in Indianapolis.

[fun20010418]

back seat of a car with my parents driving

[Coyote]

post office. i took my friends po box key and left him a present

[kirstyjane]

In my car before I went into work. It was like 7 am in the morning and I was the first in the carpark.

[hellodarkness]

I was on my way home from family vacation. I was in the back of the van by myself reading a Cosmo.

[New and Shy]

t_or_dgal made me do it in the bathroom stall at my office.

[usethisdamnit]

Weirdest place for me was prolly the parking lot of a grocery store and in my works parking lot while i waited for my gf to get off work also at school in iss. Although i have prolly masturbated pretty much any where i have ever stayed the night i dunno helps me fall a sleep in an unfamiliar environment.................. I had a friend who jerked off in the middle of a stadium while like 5k people were at a concert was pretty creepy was when i was a teenager. He just pulled out his wang and started jerking it i was like wtf im gonna go some where else.

[Getdown]

Errr .. that's a tough one. From buses to planes to trains to shops, to find one.. well probably when it was around 11pm and i was in a daring mood, so there was a bus-stop about 20meters down a busy road from the corner of the street. When it was quiet i ran down behind it into this ditch. Did my business and then had to wait around 10mins before i could run back. Then another 10minute treck home. All nude. ;)

[marc69]

I love to masturbate - have done it in so many weird places including in the classroom while sitting at my desk during class, in the car, on the plane at my seat, in the office, in an elevator lobby while waiting for the lift....now...!:D

[Amelie]

Kneeling face down in the wet grass at the bottom of my garden.

[garbonzo222]

in the middle of the street in front of my house while being completely naked at like 4am (street is very open)

[Alex118]

on a bus with people sat the seat infront of me and a few seats behind me

[LastLine]

In a public showers on a beach in Australia, nobody came in but it was a big open communal shower, very risky :-) And turning me on a lot thinking about it ;-)

[Smile]

On the bottom bunk of a bunk bed in france, my sister was on the top bunk and my parents were in the room next door, and in the public toilets of the same holiday, they were outdoors in a row, sort of like an outhouse, but the doors were only big enough to cover the veiwing area of the toilet so not soundproof at all, and there was some woman waiting outside for her daughter in the toilet next to me (i could hear her talking)

[CheshireCat_13]

In class, with people all around me and the teacher lecturing, and on the bus with someone sitting right next to me.

[Trillion30]

On a pool table.... the metal on the table edge was cold.... boyf was watching it was soooo hot!!! Glad that no-one in the bar walked in, there was no door on the pool room ;)

[emo boy]

middle of my local shopping centre (just a quick 1)
in the cinema watching hancock

[scarecrow13]

on a bus with people sat the seat infront of me and a few seats behind me

Me too! Into a sock! Haha.

[plat_e_pus]

A pool
My friend's older brother's bed

[Jillybean]

I masturbated in my office bathroom once after getting off the phone with my boyfriend at the time.

[odineu]

Haha I have masturbated just about everywhere, but the most notable were...

1. In a tree in the middle of a forest.
2. Randomly just walking in the woods.
3. On a roof ^^

I would say those were fun.

[Beginnerbabe]

wierdest place......a bus i think

[sumsar1972]

The weirdest places:

- at my desk at work
- at the toilet at work
- in a forest just off a highway parking area
- in the car while driving (I didn't cum until I could park the car)
- in a swimming club locker room late at night

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[RachelJones]

In the back of my parents car with them in it driving. always when dark and muic is playing and have nvr really got off, just plyed with my self. to be hones i have done it quite a few times. And once in the school toilets.

Red
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[Roni]

In the school in the class room and no it wasnt empty, but I had the luck to sit in the last row alone and I did stroke with my hands in my jeans and I think noone noticed it.

[ledzep957]

ive done in in the woods, the cane field behind my house, and in a dressing room

[cheesey923]

my brother pissed me off so i cam on his face while he slept
(hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

[doza123]

Well, when i went to india and we visited the Taj Mhal, so me and my friend thought it would a funny idea to do it in there.

[mugenhavok]

lol at my freinds house.......i was lookin after it while he went to england for the holidays!

[CoolGamrSms]

I rubbed myself through my pants during English, that was last year. I did cum, inside of my pants.

Then another time in the back of my parents's car with them driving.

[LastLine]

Just thinking again, I had a girl masturbate me in the back of a taxi once on the way back from a night out.

[BLOEM51]

I masturbate while I was siiting in class at university. Actually just rubbing myself through my pants. Did n`t cum

[lil louise]

in everyroom in my house. and in my mates car whilst she played watching me

[sailorman3217]

my older brother and i were in the back row of our old suburban and we both jacked off under a blanket on a road trip down to florida (since we do it alot together) with my other brother sitting infront of us half asleep and my parents in the front!! haha great vacation

[zyx987]

Mine would probably be an airport bathroom

[greensong]

i did it in the school library also in the woods and behind my mum while she was on the computer and I was in a robe (woah run-on sentence)

[busted]

in a classroom at school probreably. I had been moved to the back of the class where nobody could see me and i was really bored. Next thing i new i had my hand down my trousers and cum in my pants.

[AthaT9S]

In the sauna
In the backseat of car at a "drive-in movie" with friends in the front seat (yes we still had these around until the early 90's)
In a movie theatre (no, not during a porn or XXX movie)
At sporting events (Canadian football, hockey, baseball)

[rhode64]

probably in front of my ex inlaws by my ex mrs when we were just boyfriend and girlfriend a year before we got married she stripped me wanked me and blew me .

[BettyBoop]

probably in front of my ex inlaws by my ex mrs when we were just boyfriend and girlfriend a year before we got married she stripped me wanked me and blew me .

WHAT?! In front of her parents? Dude that's odd.

[stevenseanj]

once i did in my hot tub out back during a barbique, no one saw me because of the jets:cool:

[Ghost]

Where is/are the strangest, weirdest, most daring places you've touched yourself to completion when it wasn't on a dare?

Answer:
It was at the school Library in the last floor; i manage my way to get into 1 of the private rooms and did it until i had no more left

[Adamchester]

I think the weirdest was for about a year every math lesson i was in I would go to bathroom and wank

[rhode64]

WHAT?! In front of her parents? Dude that's odd.yer tell me about it she left me a year after we married wont tell you what her boyfriend had just done time for I am well out of that relationship the whole family was odd

[Youngcouple4you]

Where is/are the strangest, weirdest, most daring places you've touched yourself to completion when it wasn't on a dare?

In a car driving.

[norcoatomik]

in the woods
in a tree in the woods
in my car
at a skatepark in the middle of the night
while driving
on a gondola ski/bike lift
airplane washroom

[dawgnz]

did it on a picknik table (pictures if you want proof).

yes pleas ;) pm me if uv still got them... haha

[scotsman]

errmm at a party in front of everyone

[matt9741399]

In a bath of wallpaper paste, wearing a spandex body suit.

[BillM]

There was this small building next to one of Saddam's palaces in Iraq in southwest Baghdad. I jerked off while having phone sex with my girlfriend sitting on top of the roof of that small building.

[Atelo]

In my grandma's car after swimming. She and my brother went in her house to get somthing and the netting from my trunks sucked up against my cock because we had just got out of the pool and I got excited. Plus they took like 20 minuites inside so I just had too.

[Smooth Boy]

In a shop changing room with just a curtain between me and the world..

I did it as a dare...god it exciting as anyone could have walked in at any time..

[norcoatomik]

In the backseat of car at a "drive-in movie" with friends in the front seat (yes we still had these around until the early 90's)
what do you mean early 90s they still have them now ,theres one near me 5 minutes of driving and at least 2 more within a half hour drive

[mwellman]

The weirdest place i've done it wan on my best friend's mom's dildo

[Digdog378]

The girls changing room..... Not kidding lol

I liked it but... It just seemed TOO weird I was lucky enough to come to school WAY early even the lights were off but one teacher let me in and.... I just masturbated in the girls changing room and even the lights in their were off so I had to use my DS to see

[A.Eliza]

Probably about a mile away from my house, in the bright moon light, laying down with my legs spread so i was completely visible. i had gone for a naked walk that evening. The story is in my blog if you'd like to know more.

[Norse Fire]

I would have to say when I was 11 in Science Class. We were watching a movie so the lights were off and as I'm sure most guys know, when you're 11, it's like you have a constant boner. So I put my hand down my pants, just my fingers to massage the head, and before you know it, I was finished and nobody knew any different:D.

[muffinfairy]

Scotland
Its pretty weird there

[argonautjj2006]

yeah ave done the plane but the best was in a changing room in a dept store (macy's if ur frm the states)...it was wicked..jj

[trakky]

i have you all beat.

I jacked off in spanish class surrounded by hot girls and my teacher (female) was close enough that i could have tapped her on the shoulder and she is hott too. Now I know what your thinking how could have done that with out being caught, well, i was going comando and i was wearing a zip up hoodie so i un zipped my hoodie and out it over my lap and did it. lol it was awesome.

i have done that in maths, rs and pe theory, was fun.

[BoatBunny]

In the Mens toilet at the Royal Yacht Squadron........

[tommo]

in the bigw r rated film section

[opksssssss]

in the back of a minivan on a family/friend roadtrip:eek:

[splasher]

For me

in a hotel's pool near one of the jets which felt good :)

[Caseopia]

Ok so I have three...(On a side note...SO many posts! People really love this board...)...I only did one and the other two weren't my fault ;)...Comprehensive school in maths class at the front. The teachers pacing back and forth directly in front of me and my cute Nigerian friend decides it'll be a great idea to make me orgasm. I am REALLY loud so by the end of it I was at a lack of air and my face was bright red from trying to stifle my screams Lol. The second on a bus with my mates in the chairs in front. People all around me and my current boy friend and he decides to make me orgasm right in the middle of a conversation with said mates. I nearly killed him for this although it was fun :D. The last was at my friends house a couple of weeks ago. I decided to be daring and masturbate upstairs in his room with the door open in the morning. He came up shortly after I cleaned myself up...:p Twas VERY close.

EDIT- Sorry four times (I'm terrible XD) In my mums car whilst she went into the supermarket. I used a brush and there was a car right next to us with people...REALLY awesom.

[meizsammyg]

probably not wierd but it was pleasent just got out of swimming went to get changed and this mint lass walked past me in a tiny bikini btw i was 14 (the age when u get a bong on over anything) so didnt mean 2 but i got hard in speedo trunks btw and i think a girl from my school saw so i ran to the cubicle and made the best of an awkward situation

[redoog]

On the back of a coach, at 4 in the morning in Brussels.

[Poolie]

Back seat of a bus, i didnt clean up.

[Dice7]

i didnt clean up.

What a twat :mad:

[kinkyteddy]

my lates one was in the attic of a police station when the cops were there:cool: I have masturbated every where i go...the school teacher desk when class was going on and every one looking at me even the teacher and noone had a clue and i had it out in the open:p...(now im not saying i have a big one but it aint a small one to some ive seen):D and ive cumed every time

[edd18]

During a gcse maths lesson. I actully got asked a question while wanking but no1 noticed, thank god. I cam as well, that was difficult to hide.

[nyihead]

on stage in a high school drama lesson. whilst it was being recorded

[unforsaken_deviant]

Well this was a long long time ago, but when I was about 13 or 14ish, I masturbated in my moms, while she is in it. No, I was not thinking about doing my mom, and yes she was asleep.

[horpat]

Hmmm...in school :D In class number 34. Our last lession deleted and everyone went home but i must stay to wait to an toher teacher so i...do it :D

[Bannedmitchelllsk2]

In the toilet of a plane - mid flight

[Slenderman - Doctor]

I haven't masturbated anywhere weird. Most unusual place (for me, anyway) was on a hotel balcony.

[Jarvis]

I have masturbated on the side of a freeway entrance ramp (middle of the day and I was naked).
Next to a river that is popular with canoes.
Truck stop bathroom
While driving down the freeway.
While driving out in the country.
In front of my best friend (a guy) who wanted to watch me jerk off.
At my desk at work.
In the bathrooms at work.

[Slut Boi]

Well theres been afew but the most weird and risky by far was once many years ago, I was 14 or so and going to look at open houses with my parents (we where moving). At one house, funnily enough the one we moved into and the one I live in to this day, I snuk into a built in closet in one of the bedrooms while the lady was showing mum and dad around I knocked a quick one out in there.

[BettyBoop]

Back seat of a bus, i didnt clean up.
You're disgusting. Seriously that is so wrong.

[Tobias]

You're disgusting. Seriously that is so wrong.

Too fucking right, you ever think about the poor bastard who sat there? Some dainty old lady who only leaves the house once a week to buy kibble and baked beans, scared of society and a world she no longer understand, gets on a bus only to sit in a pile of your fluids. If her conceptions of society weren't already horrendously low they certainly now are and she has probably developed a phobia in regards to public transport as a whole and seats in general - Granted thats just a theory but for all you know it may be right on the money?...

[812611]

my ex girlsfriends mums bed when i stayed the night

[SubMarty]

I have done it under the blanket on an airplane with only 15 passengers. I came into drink and swallowed it down because I didn't know what else to do with it

[Zechariah]

Uhm... in the order of least to favorite
[1] In music theory class.
[2] Anybodies house I'm at.
[3] My corner house' back lawn.
[4] Walmart-Kmart-Pavillions restroom.
[5] My churches basement. (Along with all 4 bathrooms)
[6] On the corner of a fastfood place behind a dumpster in broad dailight.
[7] In 2 random church parkinglots sometime after midnight.

lol it's somewhat of a fun passtime.

[Zechariah]

OH i forgot one. In the ocean, water past where you can see some strange movent with totally no clothes.
Try it. it's great

[donneythejedi]

toy section at Wal Mart (it was a dare)
my friends basement

[sweet dave]

on a bus going to a hotel and it was not a dare was just horny

[BigOTexan]

At one of those picnic tables along the highway.

[Stix]

Probably a restaurant toilet...my meal was taking AAGESS

[Taintalicious]

It's almost easier to list where I haven't. When I was a teenager I was basically chronic, easily hitting double digit days. The first porno I saw made me cum 3 times in about 10 minutes. My max that I know of was 21 times in a day. Anyways, in no particular order:

Middle of my high school auditorium stage after school

Female locker room of said school

During Biology class, was bored and rubbing through my pants, not thinking I could cum, but I finally did. Had to leave class carrying my bookbag in front of me

Sunday school classroom of an old country Baptist church, twice in the same day.

I had a huge panty fetish and would constantly sneak into several of my friend's mother's bedrooms/bathrooms and masturbate into their panties and put them back in the hampers or dirty clothes pile. I eventually got caught by one and she just laughed and told me to finish and left me alone. After that she wound up constantly teasing me until I graduated high school, she started leaving her vibrators next to the hamper, or wearing something skimpy and bending over in front of me or v neck shirts with no bra and make sure I could see her tits. It came out later in her divorce that she had had sex with a couple of our friends and she liked to be dominated. If I had known then what I know now.......

Completely naked in my grandparent's barn and in the middle of the corn field since I could run around and not be seen. Would do the same in the basement since they never went down there.

Driving on the interstate while wearing a condom to control the mess

In the ocean off of Honolulu with people all around me.

While mowing the lawn on a riding mower. The vibrations were incredibly strong so by resting the head of my cock on the steering wheel, it was enough stimulation.

There are so many others but these are what come to mind at the moment.

[bored_guy]

last year i had just finished swimming at the college, i went to the sauna and was all alone. I went crazy. it was a blast!:D

[urbanbusta]

an underpass when walking home.

[jason21629]

A friend and I masturbated in the back of his family's mini van with his mother and sister sitting in the front seats. I dared him and he said he would only do it if I did it as well. So we both undid our pants and enjoyed ourselves and used our socks to catch everything at the end. It was very fun knowing they were up front and could catch us and cars going by on the highway may have been able to see something through the tinted windows.

[GetdareTEO]

Uhm... nude in a tree in the road side, I think ;)

[Nixie]

Probably at work With a full salon. I kept freaking out Because there are thin walls.

[meagen]

on the back of a bus ( it was empty except for the driver ~)

[Masterjas]

hospital waiting room. ;)

[norrich77]

girls' toilets at school ;P in a cubicle of course, quite fun hearing them around me!

[archie21]

so many places to name so here are a few - the rocks at a holiday camp - every day sometimes more than once - it rained I was bored. In the car - still do this.
in the garage... in a mate's front room... two ex g/f's beds....

[TiedGuy]

I had been walking on this deserted beach with my girl and a couple of her friends. I was getting horny seeing the girls walking and their asses swinging in their bikinis. In the distance I saw the ruins of some structure. I told the girls that I wanted to explore the ruin while they talked.

When I got to the ruin it found that it was a WWII Coastal Defense big gun emplacement. There was an opening in the roof with a steel ladder leading down to where the gun had stood. When I got down I could look at the ocean through the opening for the gun. Sunlight beamed through the hole in the roof. The place really turned me on. I could see outside and feel the sunlight but nobody could see me. The steel and concrete made it feel like some kind of dungeon. I stripped off my suit and stood naked in the warm sun. I began rubbing and playing with my cock then licked my hand and stroked furiously. I quickly shot an explosion of cum. It felt real good.

When I got back to my girl, she looked at the smile on my face and said, "Next time just ask. You don't have to do everything by yourself!" The girls laughed, but I understood.

[womble]

I've done it and had it done to me in lots of places, But I think the strangest was at college. A girlfriend wanked me off while we were stood at the top of the stairs. I was lent sticking my cock through the stair railings and she rubbed me off because she wanted to watch up cum fall four flours. Very little fell as I shot most of it straight across the stair well and it landed on the opposite side stairs. She insist I cleaned it up incase someone slipped.

[weewillie]

I have a crush on Jennifer Aniston and I masturbated while watching her in the cinema

[heuetebise]

When I was in middle school, I went to a sleep over with friends, and when all the guys were asleep (I assume they were...) I pulled my cock out and had a very quiet, intense session. Very thrilling. I wiped up with some Kleenex that I'd kept nearby for just that purpose, and hid them under a chair til the morning when I could furtively throw them away.

College was a particularly fruitful time for jerking off in unusual places. The dorm shower and various campus bathrooms hardly count. A few times, I dropped my pants in the middle of the stacks at the library and jerked off, usually cumming in some Kleenex or toilet paper that I'd brought along. Sometimes, I'd just open up my pants and play with myself for a while. The "maximum quiet" study areas of the library were also quite fun places to cum in because anyone could come by at any time. I also spent some time wandering one of the buildings at night with my pants open, playing with myself. And when I spent a summer living near campus, I had some fun times at night sitting out on the quad, or walking a few of the streets jerking off in the middle of the street.

Since I moved to NYC, I've had one fun time where I stood out on the sidewalk in front of my building at night wearing loose shorts and came on the sidewalk. And I had a fun session with my camera jerking off in the men's locker room at a college I visited recently. Always looking for new and exciting places to get off in.

[cactusjack]

Ive masturbated in the middle of a road once, also in castle ruins!

[hookedondares]

Scotland
Its pretty weird there

whats wrong with scotland? and i that counts then i must have came over a thousand times ther :p buh for me was on holiday in a room with 2 other guys ;) were all strait tho

[TR DARE]

Church bathroom.

[paphianspirit]

I have a few weird places:

A hotel's pool's public open men's room.
Hotel room with the curtains open
Hotel hot tub (not to orgasm)
Sauna
At a friend's house while they were on vacation
In front of other friends
In my car on long a drive
Outside my car on a long drive
At work, in my cubicle (I was working crazy long hours - there were other people around on the floor - but not close by)

[sydneyyy93]

I've masterbated at school

[roseandbenn]

Completley naked on a beach so free and exhilarating
On a bus (nobody else on it, but me and the driver)
In the passenger seat of the car doing 120MPH only slowed for truckers :p
In a park during a busy lunchtime in teh hot hot summer, and boy I was hot hot hot

[eyecandy]

its sort of sad but the wierdest place ive done it was in the bathroom of my school, with the stall unlocked

[leatherjackets99]

Airplane bathroom ( does that qualify me for mile high club)

[keykitty]

the two weirdest would be a children's play room *I was at my dads place* and a classroom at school ;) that was fun especially with all the computers there

[Nick]

Locker room shower and school bathroom i suppose. Nobody was in either but the shower was definitely great cause it was communal so it was just a small curtain separating the changing area from the showers.

[KosherKrackers]

At school when I was 15, had detention, school library was locked, so I was stood outside the staff room, just walked round the corner to the stairs (which had another corner at the bottom, so no chance of anyone spying long distance :P ) and decided to spice a boring time up. Kept an ear out for anyone coming, the floors were tiled so it wasn't exactly hard, twice I was interrupted, though if they suspected anything, nothing was said.

[Slugger]

Locker Room, I can't think of any more. I try to do it in a private place or somewhere were I know I can't get caught.
Also in my best bud's bed.

[LivingAFairytale]

The Boys changerooms (I'm a girl)
and my boyfriends lap.

tehe

[tcitycity]

for me no place has been off limits, but back then i was just getting started into stuff.

For me it was in hs, and I was in classroom and was in trouble.

However, teacher was very hot, and i was really kinda into her and would do anything to get out of trouble.

She stepped out, and I was so turned on, that I started Jerking off.
I had assumed she would not be back so quick.

But I was so far along that I ended up cumming and doing so while she was watching. She came over, and (already locked door) and went ahead and jerked me off again.

[1123]

when in a cabain at camp with 5 other guys on bunk beds like 2 were awake

[KatastrophieKellie]

I've done it at a lake with a floaty noodle, surrounded by my unaware friends :P

In the car on the way home from a funeral, both my parents in the front seat..

My best friends house (Her brother was there... he's just so cute!!)

Bathroom at school...

Movie theatre..

[hotobedientslave]

In the changing room of a department store, left it on the mirror. It was a dare (or more like an order).

[ninjaisback]

mmmh i jacked off on all of the rooms of my house XD
my brothers room
my room
my parents room
kitchen
liveing room
my brothers restroom
my parents room
hall
and inside the garage :eek:

[rst1988]

Bathroom of the top floor of a large building. Nobody was on the floor, so I stripped down and did it while looking in the mirror standing up.

[NewPublicGirl]

erm mine so far is naked on a motorway footbridge.

[timetoshine]

an elevator in a huge building. i hacked it so it wouldnt stop at other floors (google it) and then whipped it out, and finished when i got to the top.

[Southern_Sub]

A tie. The open-door bathroom of a historic theatre--the Bama

and

In the woods on a public hiking trail...that ones my favorite

[good_guy]

mine was in the garden of someone, later i recognized that it was only a few meters distant of the garden of a female friend^^ but hey, she didnt see me^^

[senrab]

At the receptionist's desk at my job. The office personnel went home at 5 PM,
I worked in production as a foreman so had access to the office.
She was around 32 and I was 27, I couldn't past her without falling in love, but she was married with children.......and beautiful. More than once I would jackoff at her desk, into her hand lotion, The sight of her using it on her hands was awesome, sometimes I would pass her desk and asked if I could use her lotion, and we both would rub some on our hands, I think it was mainly cum toward the bottom, LoL.

[senrab]

yummy......I saw you

[jamiern]

I have done it (lots of times) while driving.

[riley138]

in shopko, it was fun

what shopko? i mean where

[Aivey]

LOL, when i was young, i used to masturbate A LOT. I think the weirdest place I have ever masturbated was when I was around 5 and we were at a mall. I was hiding in one of those circular clothes racks, waiting for my mom to come by, and I got bored, and then I started masturbating in there :P The security guard told me to get out (but I dont think that he saw me masturbating) and it scared the crap out of me, and so I still remember it today :P

[Daydreamer]

I guess the weirdest place for me would be in the school washroom. I actually started in class a little bit, and then I got all turned on so I asked to go to the washroom and went and finished in there :p

[Officelover]

My weirdest place would have to be a Bedouin village.

Don't ask.

[Who]

In the family motorhome, had to be reeeaal quiet.

[jstjerk]

probably in the sea, i was at the beach with a bunch of friends and som eof the girls were in hot bikini's so i was in just up to my shoulders and masturbated

or in a bed in the same room as my mother in a hotel

[Misono]

Travelling at 80mph on the M4 towards Cardiff, driving alone

[ironballz79]

on the cta, the public bus system of chicago

[archie21]

Near a beach on the rocks... when I was a younger version....

[melonrabit]

i got 3

1 in a tree next to a public footpath

2 down on a different public footpath by a lake, i felt like walking along naked so i took my clothes off and walked along naked when i got back to my clothes i did it

3 next to a main road, again i just felt like walking round naked :P

[cjwill]

at work in my office

[Hornycollegeboy]

stoarge room at work

[Boredomino]

In class.

In public toilets.

In a swimming pool.

In my friend's bed.

In a hotel room with two mates.

and finally...

In a paddle boat :D

[KrobalisK]

I whacked off once in a internet cafe in mexico =P

[sockless74]

At my desk at work, while other people were around, see this thread for details: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=328734#post328734

Also, in the trunk of my car while it was getting an oil change at Wal-Mart.

[tomstoke]

i've jacked off:

1) in the bathroom at work

2) in my car; a) on the highway b) on my way home from work (only about 2 miles c) on my way anywhere

3) in the woods

4) one time i crashed at my buddies house and i used his sister dirty thongs to blow my load in (this was earlier this year.)

5) i had a one night stand years ago. after we screwed and she passed out i was still horny so i spread her cheeks and jacked off on her ass

6) my front porch, my back deck. during light and night. i watched my neighbor bending over pulling weeds and wanked it on the front porch. pretty sure she never knew i was there but dont care if she did.

7) bathroom at a strip club. i had just gotten a $200 bj from one of the girls and wanted to relive it ASAP.

8) in the middle of the street. not in the boonies either... i live in the city. no one came, except for me.

9) on my roof. i went up to pull out a tree that had started growing from the chimney and decided that it would be cool to cum while i was on the roof.

that's not the extent of it, but i think it's a good list. i mostly sit in front of the comp and jack off to porn now. every once in awhile i still get a little crazy though. my favorite is mutual masturbation, but my wife isn't into it. would love to do that again, but for now it's only in my fantasies! ;)

[pranali1180]

in heap of grains.... at my natives

[CatGotYourTongue]

Clothes shop (aisle and changing room)

School toilets :o

Outside school

Bus

Cinema

Swimming pool

In the woods :p

Parent's bed :o

Brother's bed :o

Most times I was masturbating with my bf too, though!

[hykee]

Girls bathroom on campus after 6,

parents bed and sisters bed, once when sister was downstairs too,

across the road from my house

and under a bridge, two girls saw me and shouted i can see your dick then walked on

[juggernaut_lloyd]

hmm either the other night , i was bored so i decided to go sit outside on the end of my private driveway which is on a main road , it was raining and te ground was wet =[ , but the thrill was briliant


Or

when i did a paper round , it was like half 6 in the morning , and i found some pink beautiful thongs , and i got rather turned on ( this is where my thong love began xD) , but yeah , i had to do 2 rounds for my papers , so i put them on , went back and got my 2nd lot , and while riding my bike , i jacked off , early workers didnt approve i think xD

[randyguyuk]

I have,

In the Car
Public Toilets
Woods
Sea
Bathroom at work
On the roof of my car in a layby naked.

[penguinlover22]

1. In Science class (during class in the front row)
2. Study room in Library (with friends)
3. In room with Friends (sleeping) during a sleep over [multiple times]
4. Friend's pool (middle of the day with friends swiming
5. School bus
6. Uniform room
7. Car (while driving/at red lights/busy parking lots day and night)
8. On a trail by a road
9. 3rd floor (girls floor)
10. in the bookshelfs of the Library
etc...

[JBWK]

- In class
- Changing room
- Backseat of friend's van
- Movie Theatre
- Front Yard

Doing it outside is my favorite :)