Result of never ending dice dare

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So I ended up getting 510 which is that I need to pick a dare from every page in the never ending dice dare.
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=88858

Unlike many here, I thought I'd actually do what the dice dare tells me to. And I thought I'd just document it here.

If anyone wants to pick a dare for me from a particular page, pm me. Otherwise I'm just going to work through the 39 pages here.

So, page 1...

I pick

6. Choose 2 of the first 3 "dare" topic (not truth) in the "Person above truth or dare" section and post there. No page reload allowed after you see them! :P

I'll go right ahead and post in them now. Be back later for page 2.

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So that was one easy one and one a little uncomfortable - one was a posting on temporarily exposed. But I couldn't post in the first as it was a loser has to thread and I was already playing....

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On to page 2.

Well the easiest here is clearly
17 Choose:
- Spank your ass with a ruler or wooden spoon 15 times, your asshole 15 times, your balls/boobs 3 times
- Bike 30 minutes with a banana up your ass and no underwear
- Orgasm denial 3 days with 1 edging per day

And choose the first.

But I'm quite drawn to
21 - Choose a dice dare where the bigger the numbers you roll, the harder the dice dare becomes, and play it adding 2 to all your rolls (If you roll 5 or 6 means 6

Here's what we'll do. If someone posts in here in the next 3 hours with a dice dare for me to do as per 21, I'll do that. Otherwise it's the spanking from 17.

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OK so I did the dare of : Spank your ass with a ruler or wooden spoon 15 times, your asshole 15 times, your balls/boobs 3 times

and on to page 3.

Hmmm. this is a tough one.

Out of all of these, I don't like any of them, but I'm going to have to pick this:

39. Next time you take a shower pee all over yourself before you turn the water on. Now Reroll

so I reroll and get a 207 - which is to do another reroll with no underwear. And then I got a 62 - Is the number of pegs you must attach to you body. You are only to move onto other body parts after your genitalia/boobs are completely full.

I'll get these done tomorrow.

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Turns out that 62 is a lot of pegs. I could only get about 25 at a time on my cock and balls. Perhaps my technique was not the best, but anyway that was a lot more painful than i was expecting.

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Page 4 (this is taking longer than i expected, but I've started so I'll finish....)

I liked the weather forecast one so went with that.
57. (Inspired by [stolen from] one of MrRainbowBanana's dares) Roll a die.
1. Sun/Sunny/Some variation
2. Cloud/Cloudy
3. Pressure
4. storm/stormy
5. Rain/rainy/showers
6. High
Listen to the weather forecast for tomorrow - the entire forecast. However many times the person says your keyword is the number of items you may wear on your body tomorrow!

Fortunately i rolled a 5 and the weather has been atrocious here. I stopped counting at 12 references, so got off nice and easy.

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And on to page 5.

Easy choice i think here, art least for me....

66.
Fellas: go buy the girliest panties you can find and put them on as soon as you are able.
Ladies: go purchase a jock strap and put it on as soon as you are able.

Keep them on the rest of the day.

So now wearing a lovely lacy thong for the rest of the day.
Any female getdare members can Kik me for proof.

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Next page and i chose


85: Ask a random person (via internet, omegle, phone, whatever) what they are wearing. You then must wear whatever they are wearing, or as close to it as you can possibly muster.

So I've pm'd the most recent person I had pm'd and waiting to hear back.

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I'll come back to that one when I get someone to respond..

Anyway on page 7 there's some easy ones but I'm going to go with

94. Go post in 10 person above threads do all of the ones you do and post the results in a blog

And to make it more difficult I'm only allowed to post on the first page of the current person above threads.

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Well that was quite tricky. Quite a few I really didn't want to post in, so we'll see what comes back...

Meanwhile thanks to wannabedared I have an outfit to emulate:

A red tee thats kinda big on me, dark tights, n then ur typical bra n panties lol bra is white and panties are blue

So I'll just get changed into something close to that and move to the next page.

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So on to page 8.

As I want to get on to the next page soon, I'm picking an easy one:

116. Is the number of spankings on each cheek.

It doesn't say with what implement so I think 30 with the hand, 30 with the ruler, 30 with the hairbrush and 26 with the wooden spoon.

Back shortly....

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On and on to page 9.

Tough page which I think can only be

124
pick a song and masturbate to the beat, repeating the song until you cum.

And I think I'll pick... Havana

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Havana works quite well as a wanking song...

So on to page 10 and we're a quarter of the way through.

I'm going to do
138.

Insert 5 ice cubes into your ass =^_^=,

Because although the other ice dare is more interesting, the number of cubes in that one may be just a bit too much.

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Blimey, ice can be quite slippery....

Anyway, page 11 and it has to be

155. wear a thong and bra, insert an object into your ass. Jack off, and cum on your face, or, if you can, into your mouth.

Now i could cheat and add in 166 on the next page but i think that would not be right.

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Cumming in your own mouth is definitely not the most dignified of activities.

Anyway, tbought I'd get one more in before signing off and picked

173. Is the number of spankings on each check.

Yes I know it's a bit of a repeat but it's a step up from 116 spankings. Ass pretty sore after 173 spanks on each cheek.

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Onto page 13 and this is the first time I've noticed another pain dare in the thread other than spanking. So I'll have to do that for sure.

#180 Get 20 "chlotespin minutes"

this can be done by putting a chlotespin on your genitals for 20 minutes. But you can also put on 2 for 10 minutes, or 4 for 5 minutes, ...

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And page 14...


201

I'll go with 2or1 so..

Either put 2 ice cubes in your ass (put underwear on) and 2 ice cubes in the front of your underwear until they melt.

Still waiting for them to melt.

Actually looking for advice here - what is the easiest position to get ice cubes up your ass, in your view?

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Page 15 is tough. I'm trying to avoid rerolls as I have enough to do!

Plus I don't know what to be bad for 3days means.

I could say that I've pushed one of my soft limits with the ice cubes up my ass, but i really meant something else by anal in my soft limits.

So I'm going with 216 reroll. Wish me luck.

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So I get 200 which is of course more rerolls.

26 - stay near climax for 5 minutes. No stopping, if you cum, it is the same as chickening out.

+45= 71

71. Do 5 dice dare today

+79=150

Reroll twice:

On the first time, you have to do it while masturbating.

The second time, you have to do it while naked.

+90= more than 200

There is no way that i can edge for5 minutes without cumming so I'm chickening out of that . So I'm rerolling 4 now.

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First reroll is


44. Remove 2 items of clothing and re-roll. Do the task dressed this way unless stated to wear less clothing

104 Roll and do three more dares

Fuck this really is never-ending.

478: Eat your cum.
332. You must pee anywhere without plumbing.
106. Do the next dare naked.

Ok I'll be able to do 44, 478 and 106 together. 332 will have to wait.

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Second reroll is


307. You must post in whichever person above topic is at the top in its section.


Which is a temporarily exposed one 😢

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Third reroll is


483
Watch the first film you can think of with ice cubes up your ass throughout... When one melts replace it.

I may need that advice from earlier.

Can't get to this till the weekend.

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Fourth reroll should be fine based on what I'm already doing

493: Do four dares in an unbroken chain. If you get one and don't do it, the chain becomes one longer

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Ok watched Fahrenheit 9/11 with an ice cube up my ass. Slightly surreal.

Finally onto the next page...

And I choose

237: Remove alng below your waist NOW and stay like that for 10 minutes

Easy peasy dare.

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... as is the easy one on page 17

241 roll around your floor naked for a few second

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And page 18 also has an easy path through

Roll a dice and times the number by ten. That I show many times you must spank each ass cheek.

Rolled a 6

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Page 19 is a bit of a wasteland.

What to do....

I think it's got to be..

283
b 5 ice cubes in your ass - let them melt

Still having some difficulty getting lots of them in. Will probably do in 2 batches.

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And on the next page, tough choices

Going with


#291 - Next time you want a drink, you must pour it into a bowl and lap it up on all fours, naked

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Ok.. Seen this one before..



307. You must post in whichever person above topic is at the top in its section.
________

Fortunately it was just s 3person on dare thread.

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Next page was easily done as


adding a dare. you must post a pic of you in your panties in the album page. (this is basically just your underwear. it doesn't HAVE to be panties. unless your a xdresser of course)


See my album for that photo with new panties...

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Now onto the next.

342. Must do a ballbusting instruction video

Hmm. They are all a bit rubbish.found one on pornhub that wasn't too silly and did that

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On the next page i was tempted by the albums dare, but then thought i probably don't want to see what's in some of those albums... Hence

#354

Boys:
Beat balls 10 times every 5 minutes for 1 hour.

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Still in the middle of the last dare but the next page has this one which I'll do for the rest of today. It's cold here today so this is quite helpfull

370

wear tights under your clothes for a day

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And on the next page ..... Ugh there's some nasty things on page 26

Fortunately there is also this...

386. This is how many times you will spank yourself

These numbers are going up but what the hell?

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Lots of edging on p 27. Dont really see the attraction of that.

But also a line writing. REALLY don't see the attraction of that, but it's a pathway through this page so, preparing for a sore hand:

403. Write "I love doing dares" 100 times.

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Page 28. Some interesting stuff there but thought I'd give this a go:

409 male tie your shoe to your balls and do 50 jumping jack

But I'm doing something wrong. I found it really tough to keep the shoe from slipping off. Must've picked it up 20 times.

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Oh such an easy one on page 29

No.420
Put on women's underwear for the rest of the day

While I'm at it I'll post in the kik underwear dare to spice it up a bit.

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Page 30 has quite a bit of ass-fucking so avoiding those.

This was quite interesting so decided to give it a go:

Dare 444: Cum like a sissy!

Lightly tease your clit/cock very, very slowly until you cum.

Boys, you may choose: stroke lightly, but only 1 stroke every 3 seconds OR palm your cockhead once (one complete circle) every 1 second OR tickle your cock and balls with both hands. You must do this until you cum and keep going one minute past the END of cumming.

I did the tickling one and it was a bit unusual. Not unpleasant but also not something I'll do again frequently. Keeping in going for a minute later was just a bit annoying.

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Page 31 - oh my God, urethra stuff with qtips. Going nowhere near that stuff.

Fortunately,

#465: Sleep naked for the rest of the week

And it's already Friday. Easy least.

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Even though the dare from the last page is still ongoing until Sunday night, I'm going onto the next page...

470

get naked (if not already)
boys: tie your balls really tight en do 10 pushups
girls: put clamps on your tits and also do 10 pushups

Well I wasn't already naked so stripped off and took a shoelace out of my shoes to tie things up nice and tight. 10 pushups was a breeze.

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And, while I was naked, straight onto the next page and this dare:

488
Place a five cm length of gaffer tape on your generals. Lads balls ladies both pussy lips. Then tear it off. Repeat until it is no longer sticky.

I think I get the idea, but 5cm seems easy too short. Got a longer piece and went to it. I do like playing with duct tape.

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And now page 34 - into the last few now.

Lots of ice on this page so I'll just pick this one:

501: Roll one die, the number you get is the number of ice cubes you must put up your arse until they have all melted.

Got this down quite well now so rolled just a 2. Nice easy one.

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Ah. Page 35 where this whole thing began....

Well I'll avoid dare 510 this time around and do this one


514:
Post in the first 3 threads of the "Person above" forum, regardless of your limitsl

I was a bit worried it would all be weird diaper stuff but fortunately all quite benign.

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Nearly done now. Page 36 has a nice easy path through with this one:


526: You have to give youself 50 hard spanks on each cheek, no crying, be on all4 on your bed and give it to yourself with your hand.

Decided that as we're nearly at the end,these should be really hard, so really gave it some. Painful red butt.

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Into the last few...

Page 37 has a few quite interesting ones and i would definitely do the one with the changing room if it didn't need a photo in my signature.. Ah fuck it, I'll go and do that tomorrow..

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Redoing page 37 at last as I'd really forgotten about this thread and I'd like to get it done before too many more pages appear on the interactive dice dare tgread...

So,
554. Give yourself a bra connection wedgie and put ice down your panties. Then bend over and spank your ass with an item of your choosing 50 times.

Put the ice down front and back and then spanked my ass with a ruler. Some ice crunching and quite a lot of ice / water leakage.

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And on page 38 this one seemed quite easy to do


Give yourself spanks equal to your age in years and take a photo of your red cheeks afterwards.
Keep that picture on your phone for two weeks

But if they wanted red cheeks, needed to really go for it on the spanks.

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On page 39 may as well do my dare


573 - you must make yourself duct tape panties / briefs.
Wear them for 30 minutes then rip them off quickly.

Sitting in them now

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Well that was pretty painful. Quite a lot of hairs left behind.....

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And now page 40.
Need something a bit less uncomfortable here:

589

Strip naked and bend over the bed. You are a naughty little slut, so you need to spank each ass cheek 50 times.

In th he overall scheme of things rather easy and definitely enjoyable.

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Page41 has a bunch of weird stuff with socks.

Really only up for this one

607 Add a pm dare to your profile "neverending dice dare" and anytime someone sends it to you add another dare and take a role of the dice.

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And the last one.

Page 42 and I'm going to do my dare on that page, which is one of my favourite dares:


617 if you're male, fill a 500ml plastic bottle with water and tie it around your balls with string. Roll 2 dice and drop the bottle from the height of your balls that many times.

Rolled a 3

....aaaaaandd we're done.

No idea if anyone has been reading this but i thought if i was going to do this dare might as well record it.

Thanks to @Leland for creating the never-ending dice dare and to everyone who contributes to it.