Adlib!

[Blue Fox]

So, please forgive me if this isn't the EXACT location this should be located within... lol

A'ight, y'all. I have generated a rather innocent paragraph. However, knowing this is a kink community, I expect it to get rather raunchy. If you have never done an adlib, I feel sorry for you. What's going to happen is, I'll give a list of types of words that are needed (noun, adjective, etc). Each person can provide no more than 1 answer per post. You can post more than once, but not in order. IE: John Doe answers number one. Jane Smith answers number 2. John Doe can then answer number three.

Once all the answers are in, I'll insert them into the paragraph in order and post. There are links at the bottom for some of the more unique types. (I found these by googling...)

1. Noun
2. Noun
3. Adjective
4. Adjective
5. Noun
6. Noun
7. Noun
8. Present Participle
9. Noun
10. Adjective
11. Noun
12. Noun
13. Noun
14. Present Participle
15. Noun
16. Past Participle
17. Past Participle
18. Noun
19. Pronoun (Object)
20. Adjective
21. Noun
22. Noun
23. Noun
24. Noun
25. Noun
26. Noun
27. Noun
28. Present Participle
29. Noun
30. Noun

Present Participle: https://www.ef.edu/english-resources/english-grammar/present-participle/

Past Participle: http://www.grammar-monster.com/glossary/past_participles.htm

Object Pronoun: http://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/pronouns/pronouns-personal-i-me-you-him-it-they-etc

[Runesmith]

1. Noun - Zombie/s

[Stackings]

Two. Noun: Pie(s)

[SeaFlower]

3. Adjective: Cute .......:p

[KittenLicks]

4. Adjective - Naughty! :3

[Mousey123]

5. tennis ball .....

[LPV]

6....Nipples...................

[SeaFlower]

7. Noun: Scissors

[LPV]

Cutting...............................

[KittenLicks]

9. Noun - Slave!

[Butterfly]

10. adjective = kinky

[Runesmith]

11. noun - velociraptor

[SeaFlower]

12. Noun: giraffe

[Wolf007]

13. Noun: Beaver

[KittenLicks]

14. Present participle - Spanking!

[Butterfly]

15. Noun - pre-cum ..

[KittenLicks]

16. Past Participle - ...what.

*checks the link*

Okay, got it.

16. Past Participle - humiliated

[Runesmith]

17. Past participle - accumulated

[Mousey123]

18, noun --- WHIP

[LPV]

19--Pronoun Past Tense--She'd--{Sorry if that isn't what you wanted. I know it's a contraction?)

[Blue Fox]

19--Pronoun Past Tense--She'd--{Sorry if that isn't what you wanted. I know it's a contraction?)

Sorry, I screwed up. It's an "Object Pronoun". Been too long since I was in English classes...

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/pronouns/pronouns-personal-i-me-you-him-it-they-etc

So, I'll take the Object Pronoun of "she" and translate it to "her". This is completely my fault.

[LPV]

Sorry, I screwed up. It's an "Object Pronoun". Been too long since I was in English classes...

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/pronouns/pronouns-personal-i-me-you-him-it-they-etc

So, I'll take the Object Pronoun of "she" and translate it to "her". This is completely my fault.

Thanks! HER is fine!!

[Mousey123]

20 - adjective --- SHINY

[qmu]

21. noun - Spoon

[LPV]

22-- Noun --Mistress...............

[Mousey123]

23 -- noun -- clock

[Butterfly]

24. Noun .... Dildo

[KittenLicks]

25. Noun - Paddle

(arf arf)

[Mousey123]

26 -- noun -- cup

[Blue Fox]

Almost there... Hopefully, by the time my Pathfinder game is over tonight, we'll have reached all 30! Then I can put the answers into the paragraph and, with luck, y'all will find it entertaining to read.

From experience as a kid, it is always funnier to read aloud...

[qmu]

27. Noun - Cat

................

[KittenLicks]

28. Present Participle - Barking!

Bark bark x3

[qmu]

29. Noun - Tail

(16 characters.......)

[SeaFlower]

30. Noun __ Whip

[Blue Fox]

And here, folks, is the completed adlib!!

Stretching, she looked out over the zombie before her. The pie, cute and naughty, surrounded the tennis ball before her. Down on the nipples, her scissors were cutting a slave so they could go out later. A kinky velociraptor rose from the lake as the giraffe started to peek out through the beaver. Spanking her pre-cum, she smiled to herself as thoughts of the day coursed through her head. They had just humiliated yesterday and had accumulated under the heavy whip last night, the cool air encouraging her to stay warm. After the shiny spoon around the mistress on the clock, they planned to go for a dildo and a paddle. Tonight, her cup and she planned to eat cat inside the cabin, barking in front of the tail, enjoying the warmth of the whip.

I hope y'all enjoy. :-)

[Blue Fox]

Here is another variant of the same. Had a friend provide me 30 answers (non-kink related) and I filled it out. Hopefully you enjoy it as well. Note: Funnier when read aloud.


Stretching, she looked out over the tiger before her. The giraffe, cool and mediocre, surrounded the engine before her. Down on the hiccup, her trophy was swimming a volcano so they could go out later. A sweet hole rose from the lake as the baseball started to peek out through the satellite. Exporting her goldfish, she smiled to herself as thoughts of the day coursed through her head. They had just wished yesterday and had kissed under the heavy sofa last night, the cool air encouraging he to stay warm. After the sophisticated angel around the monster on the tree, they planned to go for a ocean and a airplane. Tonight, her computer and she planned to eat porch inside the cabin, hating in front of the hamburger, enjoying the warmth of the barn.

[Runesmith]

Well done.

How about we turn this in to a game? What if we use the same template, and people fill that in, and one volunteer to take up the challenge will write a short paragraph using all the words? That would make more sense than using a pre-created paragraph, and would be more challenging in a creative sense.