The last non-mod to post here wins

[Runesmith]

The person/object/entity who posts last in this thread wins, as long as they are:
- registered getDare members
- an entity whose primary residence is planet Earth (exception - aliens who are long term MIB pass-holders)

Persons/entities in the following categories are disqualified from winning:
- getDare mods who can close a thread
- those with divine powers (except the thread-starter, of course)
- time-travelers who are not in their original t-axis coordinate at the time of posting

I win. Let's close this thread now.

[nina@]

Hey I am not an earthling, but I claim to hold a long term MIB pass, so I guess I can post here!

[Runesmith]

I knew I shouldn't have put that exception in - it would have also kept wolf007 out... but it's legally required, unfortunately.

[Wolf007]

Yes, i am also long term holder of this Mega Intergalactic Brothel pass.

So, let the games begin and may the odds be ever in the Vognorian favor..;)

[Runesmith]

So what exactly does Nina@ do at the Mega Intergalactic Brothel?

[SeaFlower]

Can someone please make Runesmith a mod?

[Runesmith]

Hahaha... nice try. Nah, they'll never make me a mod. I'm too insane for that.

[Wolf007]

So what exactly does Nina@ do at the Mega Intergalactic Brothel?

Dunno...alien recourse manager?

[Runesmith]

Inter-alien genetic exchange facilitator?

[SeaFlower]

Person above has already 3 votes for mod

[Runesmith]

The person above should be made a mod - for spending lots of time here.

[SeaFlower]

I'm sure you'd be much better than me enforcing rules on people

[Runesmith]

I'd start by enforcing draconian rules and raising a zombie army to take over the world.

[SeaFlower]

We're already prepared for that

https://piktochart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cloud-zombie-infographic-cut.jpg

[Runesmith]

What if I attack the cloud with the zombie army? Would it rain?

[SeaFlower]

Bad boys,bad boys whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do?
When they come for you?Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

[Runesmith]

Umm... behave ourselves?

[SeaFlower]

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today... Aha-ah...

[LPV]

Maybe Sea Flower 's crazy. But she's not the only one. Triangle is right there with her....

[SeaFlower]

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

[Wolf007]

La la lalaa lalala...

[subGanymede]

Can you hear my heartbeat?
Tired of feeling never enough
I close my eyes and tell myself that my dreams will come true
There'll be no more darkness
when you believe in yourself you are unstoppable
Bo-Bo-Born to make history n.n

[LPV]

LPV is posting and is not a mod.

[Runesmith]

Imagine is a pretty nice song. Probably the best that Lennon and Yoko ever wrote.

[Wolf007]

Why do tragic things often happen to people who try to spread peace and love though...
Demonic "karma"?

[Runesmith]

"Expecting justice in a cruel, cold and random universe is a form of self-delusion."
- Runesmith (a renowned 21st century philosopher)

[subGanymede]

"Tragic things don't discriminate. They fuck everyone in their own way. We simply tend to care more when it hits a genuinely good guy."

- subGanymede (Some guy)

[Computergeek94]

Runesmith, I'd like to thank you for creating this thread after a certain someone decided to use their BS mod privileges to declare themselves the winner and lock my thread.

[Runesmith]

To be honest, that was kinda my evil game plan... become a mod and lock the thread... but someone beat me to it, hahaha

[SeaFlower]

*whistles* Any new plans? :hittheroad:

[Runesmith]

Well, that "non-mod" thing narrows down the options, but I am now going with uploading my brain to the internet and posting forever as an electronic entity (see how useful that "entity" clause is?)

[SeaFlower]

There must be a way to get the old thread back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Runesmith]

And that's the reason for the time-traveler clause. I could theoretically go back in time and post there a millisecond before Red closes the thread, trapping her in her own gambit - but since I play fair... :p

[Wolf007]

You should definitely give the whole time-travel-adventure a rest and consider the horrors of a time paradox. I've grown to become quite attached to our current reality you see...

[Runesmith]

Time paradoxes can be fun, however the opinion on that is divided. 7 of my future selves agree with me, but the other 8 disagree.

[SeaFlower]

Maybe you should offer Red a deal

[LPV]

LPV would like a deal from Sea!

[Runesmith]

Maybe you should offer Red a deal

Why drag me in to this? :p

[LPV]

LPV would STILL like a deal from Sea!

[SeaFlower]

Be careful what you wish!

[Dman1212]

That deal sounds a little fishy!

[SeaFlower]

Let's all agree not to post again here and call it a deal

THREAD CLOSED
---------------------------------------------------------------------

[Dman1212]

ok deal, no more posting

[SeaFlower]

okay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:rolleyes:

[Dman1212]

hey no more posting....

[SeaFlower]

yep, we agreed on that didn't we

[Dman1212]

We never shook on it..... A good deal always ends with a handshake

[SeaFlower]

Yes, so now end, fin, finito

https://www.property118.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Property-Partnership-Between-Spouses.png

[Dman1212]

I dont know if i can do that..... I feel pressured into this deal.....

[SeaFlower]

Maybe we should seal the deal at GvB

[Dman1212]

I clearly am more experenced at that game than you.... theres a way to force certain ones to play

[SeaFlower]

You certainly are lol, so you may win there and let me enjoy a victory here :p

[Dman1212]

Butttt im not going to play, she has too large of a group. Theres an open game for you!!

[SeaFlower]

And.........................?!!?

[Dman1212]

Go play.. maybe i will..... not if i have a choice though

[LPV]

Congrats, Sea and Tri

Thread closed.

[Runesmith]

Bye everyone. You'll be missed on this thread... not!

[SeaFlower]

Bonjour everyone!!!!!!!!!!

[LPV]

Bonjour everyone!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks. Do you think LPV speaks Latin?

[Wolf007]

I'm...not sure that's Latin...


Anyway, yay! I'm the last person to agree with making no more posts!

So...yay again!


The sweet taste of victory.

[LPV]

It's not English???,??

[Dman1212]

Maybe French????

[LPV]

I know French. It's not.

[Dman1212]

Ok, I always thought it was French. Welp roads are covered in ice so work is going to be a little late this morning

[SeaFlower]

^ Pen-ultimate

< Non-mod

v Non-existent

[LPV]

Sea, keep posting here. These are great. Don't go anywhere else

[Dman1212]

She does have a way with words!

[Runesmith]

Je suis la dernière personne à poster.

Yeah, that's Latin too.

[Wolf007]

I just wanted to make the following statement:

Ego sum qui vincit!

[Bijou]

thats not a language... Runesmith and SeaFlower just sharing the same speech defect.

[LPV]

Sea could share some things with me. Lol

[Runesmith]

Quod ad me pertinet victoria

[LPV]

Switch to GEICO and you could save 15% or more on car insurance.

[Wolf007]

Did someone pay you for making that statement?

[Afroditajet]

Продается шикарная, благоустроенная 2-комнатная квартира (распашонка), в городе Мытищи по улице Силикатная, дом 49 корпус 2, на 5 этаже 10-этажного панельного дома 2004 года постройки ран жк афродита (http://xn----7sbapuca4antzdr4f1a.xn--p1ai) азбука жилья. Здесь можно провести выходные и досуг со всей семьей, поэтому квартира Мытищи купить вторичка отличное предложение

[LPV]

It's snowing today.

[Runesmith]

Продается шикарная, благоустроенная 2-комнатная квартира (распашонка), в городе Мытищи по улице Силикатная, дом 49 корпус 2, на 5 этаже 10-этажного панельного дома 2004 года постройки ран жк афродита (http://xn----7sbapuca4antzdr4f1a.xn--p1ai) азбука жилья. Здесь можно провести выходные и досуг со всей семьей, поэтому квартира Мытищи купить вторичка отличное предложение

Да пошёль ты на хуй со своим спамом, ёбанный урод!

[LPV]

And, it is still snowing........

[Runesmith]

and, it is still snowing........

ты уверен, что это действительно снег?

[subGanymede]

The workers must seize the memes of production! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulFwGSi8bc)

[SeaFlower]

Veni

Vidi

Vici

:hittheroad::hittheroad:

[Dman1212]

Julius who...........

[LPV]

Still snowing...........................

[SeaFlower]

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

[Runesmith]

Could you please stop with the carols now? There's, like, 353 shopping days till Christmas.

[SeaFlower]

The concept of time... *sighs* ... such an illusion!

[LPV]

TIME ---goes by SO SLOWLY when you are denied.

[Wolf007]

I wish to deny that. So you could say I'm in denial...but I'll definitely deny it.

[Runesmith]

Isn't denial a river in Egypt?

[LPV]

I would give the Egyptians my denial

[Dman1212]

Then youd need a new denial thread.......

[Triangle]

Then youd need a new denial thread.......

oh oh - let me know & I will lend a hand :)

[Dman1212]

Are there ever too many denial threads for lpv??

[LPV]

WHY would anyone want to deny LPV?

[Dman1212]

You just answered that yourself, to deny lpv haha

[LPV]

Triangle thinks denying LPV is getting old

[Dman1212]

Dont worry I am sure she will think of some other way to torment you

[Wolf007]

Well, i'm sure there's torment enough around for everyone who's in desperate need.

Anyway: the next person who posts here after me, has got some serious brain damage (that's what I've heard!!)
Ohw, and is said to be ugly as a mule too...

[SeaFlower]

Guilty as charged but happy inside :p

[Runesmith]

At least, you don't have Intel Inside(R), so no need to worry about Meltdown and Spectre.

[LPV]

That musy be a very good thing!!!

[Chephren]

Can't let LPV win or anyone else!

[LPV]

But why not LPV?.............................

[Runesmith]

It's because of the 3-letter acronym.

[SeaFlower]

There is another thread for this. Just leave me alone here

[Wolf007]

I just can't do it...leaving you all by yourself here. The very thought of it brakes my heart.
I feel obligated to stay BEHIND and watch your back!

[Runesmith]

It's sad to see you go, but somehow we will manage. Bon voyage!

[SeaFlower]

Who would want to be the last in anything anyway

[LPV]

I don't really like to edge. Some girls seem to think I do.

[SeaFlower]

Some girls seem to not care whether you like it or not

[LPV]

Really? Why is that? Tell me about it!

[SeaFlower]

How does it seem that the day your denial ends is... April's Fool?
Sounds fishy...

[LPV]

Hopefully March 31-----May!

[Triangle]

Hopefully March 31-----May!

doubt it :) :eek: :eek: :eek:

[LPV]

doubt it :) :eek: :eek: :eek:



omg. ........ Bad post............

[Dman1212]

Why dont you just make it September again??

[LPV]

Why dont you just make it September again??


You are not helping!!!

[Dman1212]

It could be an annual tradition!!

[SeaFlower]

Some traditions are nice to have

[LPV]

Some may be; others get old very fast.

[Dman1212]

You love the attention lol

[SeaFlower]

This would be a nice first rule for this thread:

http://poster.keepcalmandposters.com/thumbnail/5687948_females_only_all_guys_will_be_ejected_auto matically.png

[Dman1212]

This would be a nice first rule for this thread:

http://poster.keepcalmandposters.com/thumbnail/5687948_females_only_all_guys_will_be_ejected_auto matically.png

Im offended by this.....

[SeaFlower]

EJECTED is the correct verb

[Dman1212]

Define ejected............

[SeaFlower]

Ejected from this thread = You can post anywhere else but here

[LPV]

All guys should be ejected except LPV

[Dman1212]

That doesnt sound like much fun.... youd miss me :)

[SeaFlower]

I'll miss you both. Aurevoir!

[Dman1212]

Then youd probably win though....

[LPV]

LPV will stay..........................................

[Dman1212]

Dont ladies usually go first??

[Runesmith]

What did I miss?

[Wolf007]

What did I miss?

The resurrection of feminism. It'll probably stabilize.

[LPV]

Abd many thanks to you for that...... Sea, calm down! lol

[Runesmith]

Maybe the resurrected feminist needs a good threesome.

[LPV]

Make sure everyone posts on Triangle's punishment thread in TORD, please.

[Runesmith]

And why the f should everyone do that?

[Wolf007]

Who is this "everyone" anyway? And how do i make sure he/she posts there?

[LPV]

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=312Al readers here and everywhere should post!

[SeaFlower]

Or someone could make such a thread for you and all readers post there;)

[LPV]

Or someone could make such a thread for you and all readers post there;)

Perhaps that is a very bad idea.....

[SeaFlower]

Depends on point of view

[LPV]

It's BE NICE TO LPV DAY!

[Runesmith]

No. It's stop-spamming-this-thread-with-links-to-pathetically-retarded-threads-on-which-no one-wants-to-post day.

Happy stop-spamming-this-thread-with-links-to-pathetically-retarded-threads-on-which-no one-wants-to-post day everyone!

[Wolf007]

Maybe i should put on a hat for this special day.

[SeaFlower]

Maybe you should wave a hat and say goodbye to this uninteresting thread

[LPV]

That hurts. This thread is uninteresting to you?

[SeaFlower]

Yeah.. I'll just stay here last and get bored instead of you

[LPV]

Hope you get very bored giving LPV rules and tasks!

[Dman1212]

Can you guys stop fighting lol

[Wolf007]

In this game, there can be no friendliness, in the end there can be only one! (like "Highlander" without the decapitations)

[SeaFlower]

Since you not leaving (yet :D), I'd appreciate your expert insight about this image and corresponding 5 letters word

https://i.imgur.com/ycLySM7.png

[LPV]

He is howling because LPV is denied. Can't blame him. The 5 letter word is HORNY.

[Dman1212]

Loyal? I think wolves are symbolized as being loyal. thats all i can think of.

[Wolf007]

But it suggests that the second and last letter are the same...which is confusing all together.

[Dman1212]

hmmm i didnt realize those letters were the same.

[Triangle]

I win

Thread is now closed

[LPV]

Not even Triangle can close this thread!.............

[Dman1212]

Don't you have things to do?

[Triangle]

Not even Triangle can close this thread!.............

Was worth a try !!!!

[Dman1212]

Still can't let you win it

[LPV]

Was worth a try !!!!

Probably was!!!

Please get rid of that awful lock!

[SeaFlower]

All persons above banned.

[Runesmith]

You didn't give a ban reason, so the ban is invalid.

[SeaFlower]

Banned for asking too much

[Runesmith]

Banned for confusing the thread that you are on.

[SeaFlower]

why you say that

[Wolf007]

Actually he typed it...just saying. (not really, i typed it)

[SeaFlower]

Yeah but with 'type' would be 17 characters...

[Triangle]

Probably was!!!

Please get rid of that awful lock!

its a key not a lock !

[Runesmith]

Yeah but with 'type' would be 17 characters...

You could have used "u" and saved two characters.

Want the character counter app that I wrote, specifically because of that thread?

[SeaFlower]

I prefer an app help me win this one

[Runesmith]

I would have to stop posting, for that to happen.

[SeaFlower]

Good observation

[LPV]

Sea Flower should be nice.

[Runesmith]

Good observation

Should I be looking over my shoulder from now on?

[Dman1212]

Should I be looking over my shoulder from now on?

Always should be with sea flower

[Bijou]

would you survive to post something here without praising your goddess?

[Dman1212]

That's confusing but I would survive

[Bijou]

now i can sleep well. may i dream of her?

[Triangle]

no - no you may not !

[LPV]

Of course, LPV may and will.

[Dman1212]

You dont have time to sleep

[Bijou]

who gave Triangle permission to use my chastity key for her avatar?

[Dman1212]

She doesnt need permission for anything lol

[LPV]

who gave Triangle permission to use my chastity key for her avatar?

Good point. Take it back.

[Runesmith]

It's like the "Invasion of the loonies" here today.

[Wolf007]

Well, i'm still at war here. May the best wolf win!

[Bijou]

good luck with that... We are not here to take part, we are here to take over!

[SeaFlower]

Goodmorning, Bonjour, Buongiorno :)

[LPV]

You're speaking Spanish again? Don't trouble yourself getting those stats.

[subGanymede]

Eine wunderschöne gute woche allerseits!

[Wolf007]

In German, there's only one word you'll ever need to know: Genau...

I can easily apply it to the post above:

GENAU!

[Runesmith]

There's even a better word you need to learn: Naja (said with the right inflection and the proper level of disinterest, it will allow you to keep a Vulcan level of detachment and logical objectivity).

[SeaFlower]

non-mod: check
posted here: check
last: check
kindly requested no one to post after this: CHECK


If someone still wants to post after this, please free to do so in "Tell us something EXTREMELY uninteresting about yourself" thread

[Runesmith]

Ok. Since you asked nicely... Oops.

[LPV]

Oops? Did you make a mistake?

[Runesmith]

Don't worry. I wouldn't expect you to get it. A platyhelminth - yes. You - probably not.

[SeaFlower]

Enough!

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2012/4-7/K47sm2sNpn-12.png

[LPV]

Nicr pic! Enough denial? Thank you!

[SeaFlower]

-wonders what else can be never ending except last-person threads-

[Wolf007]

-Wonders when a random mod will close down this thread JUST AFTER i made a post-

[Bijou]

wonders about wonderlands

[LPV]

Wonders. Just wonders....................

[SeaFlower]

-stilll ponders..........-

[Runesmith]

By the way, ponderings and wonderings preceded by a "-" don't count as posts. So - I win.

[LPV]

No you don't. ...........

[SeaFlower]

Why you guys want to be the last?
LAST? Really? Don't you have any self-respect?

[Wolf007]

Yay! A quiz!!

1) idk...pass
2) yes
3) YES!!
4) no

[LPV]

Sea, I have NO self respect on this thread. lol

[SeaFlower]

Yay! A quiz!!

1) idk...pass
2) yes
3) YES!!
4) no
I still laugh lol :):p


Sea, I have NO self respect on this thread. lol
This can change...:p:p

[LPV]

Not likely here....... You reakky don't need to message with our mutual friend, bty

[Runesmith]

Yay! A quiz!!

1) idk...pass
2) yes
3) YES!!
4) no

All of the above.

[SeaFlower]

can't believe those guys

https://www.brainchildmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Woman-Pulling-Hair-out-320x170.jpg

[nina@]

Enough with the hair pulling tantrum!

[LPV]

Welcome, Nina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LegLovingSissy]

What if I attack the cloud with the zombie army? Would it rain?

It would rain contaminated blood that will infect us all! :eek: :sick:

[Runesmith]

So you are saying... a good plan then?

[SeaFlower]

Sure, defeating sea with rain is a great plan :P

[nina@]

But aren't you just a flower by the sea

[SeaFlower]

sshhh, they don't know that

[Wolf007]

That's because we usually loose attention at the fourth letter...
What does "SeaF" stand for anyway?

[LPV]

Good to know; flowers are harmless.

[Wolf007]

Didn't anyone notice Seaflower Rhymes to She-Power? Well, there you have it.


If i should dissappear after this announcement, i've probably been turned into a fur coat.

[nina@]

Is that another one of your personal wisdoms...lol

[LPV]

I hope Nina has words of wisdom to share! Seriously!

[SeaFlower]

Why don't you open her dictionary and pick a letter... or two

[Runesmith]

Finally... a post from LPV that is not all about himself.

[SeaFlower]

All persons who won't post anymore here will win a thing

[Runesmith]

Ok, I'm in. What do I win?

[SeaFlower]

Correct question would be: "what did I lose?"

[Runesmith]

The correct answer would be - nothing. There is no prize here for posting last... except everlasting fame.

[SeaFlower]

I agree. The prizes would be for those NOT posting.

[Runesmith]

Then again, I was never the kind of guy who wants prizes.

[LPV]

Is this really all about you?...................

[nina@]

Wouldn't it be more interesting if it were all about either me or Sea

[LPV]

Yes it would be. Also have to include Triangle in the mix!

[Runesmith]

Here we go again. The ol' one track is back.

[Triangle]

worth a try tonight????????????????????????????

[Runesmith]

But don't you realize your glory would be erased by another post in the morning... might as well give up playing this silly game in favour of some pub nosh and tepid beer, eh?

[SeaFlower]

~~~~~~ Cheers :D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Wolf007]

~~~~~~ Cheers :D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You know...i have a weird feeling you'll still be around when we reach post #666.

[SeaFlower]

Wolf, why don't you go get some kicks on route 66 :p

[Wolf007]

Well now, trying to send me on a trip on the good old "highway to hell" are we?

#princessofdarkness ;)

[Runesmith]

Highway to hell? You mean the flu?

[SeaFlower]

Feeling blue
or having the flu
even if hell you're going through
yeah, we've all been there too

[nina@]

Feeling blue
or having the flu
even if hell you're going through
yeah, we've all been there too

Blue are the skies, the seas and oceans too
Be my sub and you'll see all kinds of hues..lol ;)

[Wolf007]

The perfect submissive really exists,
But when she switched, i got handcuffs around my wrists!

[Runesmith]

Let me just step in and stop this poetry circle thing you've got going here. There's a thread for that kind of thing, you know.