Rules for my Hotel Room

[Black Panther]

I'm staying in a private hotel room, with my family next door. Since I'll be the only one using my room (except the cleaners), I figure I need some rules to follow whenever I am in the room. All suggestions are welcome!

[PrincessJessica]

How about we make you...or actually your ass...pay for using the hotel amenities. Everytime you take a shower, use the phone, have a meal or otherwise make use of the hotel (other than staying in room) costs 1 minute of anal time with the largest safe insertion your comfortable with for the duration of your stay. You should do it naked on the bed, on all fours and with your ass facing the door.

[Black Panther]

Great idea! Am I allowed to lock the door/ use lube?

[PrincessJessica]

Hmm, let's make it interesting. You can only do one of them and must do it the other way round next time (so unlocked door first say then lubed second then unlocked door etc)