Help me buy sex toys

[analover]

Hey! There is this site, AliExpress, which sells a lot of really cheap things from China. You can pretty much find anything in there, and i thought you might be able to help me find something. The thing is that i'm living with my parents and i can't get a real dildo (also some of the people at the post office know me) i was thinking there sure are other phallic objects i can use as dildos, like lightsabers or i don't know.
please help me find something safe that i can use as a sex toy =). if you suggest me something in there that i really do buy, i'll give you a message and give you a surprise =)
the site is just aliexpress.com. I hope this post doesnt get taken down for advertising or something

[Terminal]

The force is strong with this one.
Jokes aside, i would recommend picking up something like an electric toothbrush. It will not raise suspicion and if you pick it right, it might be a great shape for you (and it would also have vibrations)

[herpderp42]

AN electric toothbrush would have been my first suggestion aswell.
Another idea is something like a massager for a different piece of your body like this one. (https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ESKON-Skin-Care-Mini-Electric-Facial-Cleaning-Massage-Brush-Sonic-Face-Washing-Machine-Waterproof-Silicone-Face/32809395416.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.146.ZmC7VW&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10320_10 152_10321_10065_5000015_10151_10344_10068_10342_10 547_10343_51102_10322_10340_10341_10548_10193_1019 4_5130015_10084_10083_10304_10307_10302_10180_1031 2_10059_10313_10314_10184_10534_5790011_100031_103 19_10604_10103_10605_10186_10594_5060015_10142,sea rchweb201603_6,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=539ffa47-86c9-49cc-89f1-dd8fef6d15a8-21&algo_pvid=539ffa47-86c9-49cc-89f1-dd8fef6d15a8&rmStoreLevelAB=5)

As a dildo a hairbrush (like this one (https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mythus-Black-Aluminum-Ceramic-Hair-Brush-Heat-Resistant-Hairdressing-Curly-Comb-In-4-Sizes-Hairstyling-Nano/32817069064.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.95.FlDhta&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10320_10 152_10321_10065_5000015_10151_10344_10068_10342_10 547_10343_51102_10322_10340_10341_10548_10193_1019 4_5130015_10084_10083_10304_10307_10302_10180_1031 2_10059_10313_5790013_10314_10184_10534_100031_103 19_10604_10103_10605_10186_10594_5060015_10142-10152,searchweb201603_6,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=ce063bbf-c79b-4cf6-bfec-6db8964585cf-14&algo_pvid=ce063bbf-c79b-4cf6-bfec-6db8964585cf&rmStoreLevelAB=5)) could be usefull. Its brushy side could be usefull for something like spanks aswell. ;)

Oh and just that you know: A lot of online shops offer a delivery via a different company name. So it is hard to figure out which items it actually contains. I can still understand if you are worried that somebody finds them.

[Butterfly]

I have ordered from aliexpress and the toys are very cheaply made.

If you are going for non toys, I would be very careful with what kind of thing you put inside you that aren't meant for that purpose.

Also the packaging is always very discreet, and I don't think ordering something like a real dildo would be suspicious to the people at the post office.