The Greatest getDare Chess Game

[KittenLicks]

Hi everyone!

Are you ready for the greatest chess game to ever take place on getDare?

Damion (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/member.php?u=97028) and I play dare chess against each other regularly and this time we've decided to include getDare in the craziness.

So here's how this is going to work:

We will start with a board with only two kings on it.
Each person that posts here can add one piece of their choice, and/or remove a piece of their choice.
No double posting.
The thread is over once a week has passed, or 24 pieces are on the board, whichever is first.
Each time a piece is placed, the other side gets a pawn. Each time a piece is removed, the other side loses a pawn.
You can specify where a piece should be placed, otherwise the person whose piece it is chooses. Pieces must be placed in the first 3 rows (or last for Black).
Once the thread is over, Damion and I will be playing a game of chess from that position. The loser will be doing all sorts of delightful forfeits, including denial and humiliation. ^_^


http://i.imgur.com/Ng2DXhz.jpg
The game is now over! See the end of the thread for details. Thanks to everyone that participated! <3

Examples:


+Queen for KittenLicks cause he's cute! :3


-Queen for KittenLicks
+Knight for Damion!


Add a white Bishop on c2 please!


Have fun, everyone! :)

[Damion]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and all other possible configurations of GetDare; your choice here is a simple one. I, am a kind, considerate, and loving individual. I pet puppies and give orgasms freely. Kitten on the other hand, is a cruel, heartless feline, who would deprive you of your orgasms and give you all punishments if he could! Don't you want to see the Kitten taken down another notch? Don't you want his humiliating pictures thread to evolve into desperate attempts to earn an orgasm no matter how embarrassing his picture requests? Remember, a piece for me is a piece that can be used to kick Kittens ass! To send him deeper and deeper into subspace for your personal amusement! So come on folks, lets show this Kitten once and for all that his cruelty has a price! :p

[RaJack]

Seems funny!

Add Queen for KittenLicks in front of his king for the nice idea! ;)

[KittenLicks]

You give orgasms freely? This from the person that has had me on denial for over a week? Lies, I say. Wicked lies.

Kittens are fluffy and cute. A piece for me is a piece for fluffiness and cuteness!

Any pieces that join Team Kitten will receive complimentary kitty ears. Do you want to see an army crushing their oppositition while wearing kitty ears? Does anyone not want to see that?

Go Team Kitten! :D

EDIT:
Seems funny!

Add Queen for KittenLicks in front of his king for the nice idea! ;)

<3 Team Kitten thanks you. :3

[qmu]

Oh, decisions...

I like the pet puppies think. And KittenLicks IS evil! But I am still afraid of him... Imagine his revenge if you help his opponent! =o

So I'll add a rook to KittenLicks besides his King... Hmmm... c8

Edit: besides, I'd like to see a game where black has the advantage

[Sain]

+Nb2..................

[KittenLicks]

Oh, decisions...

I like the pet puppies think. And KittenLicks IS evil! But I am still afraid of him... Imagine his revenge if you help his opponent! =o

So I'll add a rook to KittenLicks besides his King... Hmmm... c8

Edit: besides, I'd like to see a game where black has the advantage
Well, I'm up a Queen and a Rook, so definitely have an advantage. ;D

I'd be worried about Damion too though. I had him on denial last week and I don't think he's too eager to repeat that. :p

+Nb2..................
Awwww, why break the streak? </3

The kitty army will send a unit to curl up on the bed of anyone that removes that knight. :3 Hurry! This offer is time limited!

[Damion]

I'd be worried about Damion too though. I had him on denial last week and I don't think he's too eager to repeat that. :p


2 weeks ago Tailraiser. Or have you already forgotten your most recent defeat?

Thankyou Sain! Finally someone with a heart! Come on though folks, I need more pieces otherwise this could be the shortest game in history!

[qmu]

I just realized I can add pawns, which makes no advantage except for letting someone choose their place! This is interesting...

Pawn to KittenLicks, both choose where =D

[KittenLicks]

I just realized I can add pawns, which makes no advantage except for letting someone choose their place! This is interesting...

Pawn to KittenLicks, both choose where =D

Frankly, I didn't even consider this as a possibility. However, after a brief discussion we have decided to allow it, but only because you're cute. :p

[Sain]

-Qe7, No Queens Allowed!
+Bh1

[shynessincarnate]

Such a fun idea!

Ok, since KittenLicks has so graciously contributed to a few of my threads, I'm going to help him out.

So...I give you a rook, my friend.

[KittenLicks]

-Qe7, No Queens Allowed!
+Bh1
Awwww, that's not nice, Sain. :p

Such a fun idea!

Ok, since KittenLicks has so graciously contributed to a few of my threads, I'm going to help him out.

So...I give you a rook, my friend.
:D! Thank you, Shy~ I knew making silly jokes in your threads would help me win a chess game some day!

Well... maybe I didn't, but I'm definitely pretending I did. ^_^

[sir sam]

Ok,
This is such a crazy idea, i just HAVE to participate.

Add horse h8

Kudos!!

[Yin]

Suggestions/possibilities to make it more interesting for the "pieces" in case you're interested:

1) Winner pieces give out dares/punishments to losing pieces
2) All removed pieces receive a task from the piece that removed them
3) Losing pieces share some of the burden of the loser
4) And so on...

But for now I'll give Kitten a bishop since Damion seems like a suck up :D

[Sain]

+Bg2
-Rc8

I'm the only one giving Damion pieces, just trying to balance it out.

[KittenLicks]

Suggestions/possibilities to make it more interesting for the "pieces" in case you're interested:

1) Winner pieces give out dares/punishments to losing pieces
2) All removed pieces receive a task from the piece that removed them
3) Losing pieces share some of the burden of the loser
4) And so on...

But for now I'll give Kitten a bishop since Damion seems like a suck up :D
<333

I mean, I'm just as much of a suck up, but thanks. XD I wanna win!

+Bg2
-Rc8

I'm the only one giving Damion pieces, just trying to balance it out.

It must be my feline charms. ^_^ They're more effective than hypnosis. :P

Really though, at this rate we're going to finish before night, and Damion is going to lose in the first 5 moves. As it should be. :3

EDIT: It's a good thing I like bladder control, because I'm laughing hard enough to wet myself. :p Two white bishops, a knight in h8, unable to move... this is exactly the clusterfuck I thought it was going to be, thanks everyone!

[qmu]

Frankly, I didn't even consider this as a possibility. However, after a brief discussion we have decided to allow it, but only because you're cute. :p

I can't believe it worked! =D Cuteness can really be weaponized =o

+Bg2
-Rc8

I'm the only one giving Damion pieces, just trying to balance it out.

To be fair it is strangely balanced right now. Though that bishop at h1 is irking me for some reason, will leave that for later =p

For now knight +Nc7, just as thanks for the cute note =p

Just a comment, I think you can only edit the thread for 24h hours, not sure how to keep the game start position updated after that...

[KittenLicks]

Just a comment, I think you can only edit the thread for 24h hours, not sure how to keep the game start position updated after that...

I thought about this at the beginning. :) I'm not editing the original post at all, I'm editing the image that the original post links to. ^^ I haven't tested it with posts, but I did with pm's (which you usually can't edit) and it works fine. :) I guess we'll see in 24 hours!

EDIT: This is also why there's an annoying 5 minute delay between board updates. :P

[iSwitchBitch]

I'm at least 70% sure these are correct. It might help to include the letters and numbers on the side?

Rook@H2
-Bishop@G7

[Damion]

And KittenLicks IS evil! But I am still afraid of him... Imagine his revenge if you help his opponent! =o

Oh good....I see you have lots of PM dares and such. When this is over...... :sado:


I would also like to give a big thankyou to Sain for keeping me in this game! One day, I promise I will buy you sushi served on KittenLicks naked body :p

Ninjaedit: Thanks iSwitchBitch as well! You can also come to the sushi party! :p

[Sain]

Nothing I need to remove right now...

...but KittenLicks could use more knights.

+Nd8.

[KittenLicks]

Mmm... sushi...

I'm at least 70% sure these are correct. It might help to include the letters and numbers on the side?

Rook@H2
-Bishop@G7

I considered it, but the image is already pushing the bounds of 'too big', and the text is barely legible, so I didn't want to make it any wider. ^^ If it helps at all, a1 is the bottom left square!

[qmu]

Oh good....I see you have lots of PM dares and such. When this is over...... :sado:

You know, the funny thing is I wanted to remove that h1 bishop and change it for a queen elsewhere, a white queen just to be sure... But now? KittenLicks, kick his ass =p +Qb6

(all fun in games and teasing right? please be gentle ._.')

[KittenLicks]

Nothing I need to remove right now...

...but KittenLicks could use more knights.

+Nd8.
:D Thank you, Sain, I knew you would come around. :3 I take back all the bad things I ever thought about you! :p

You know, the funny thing is I wanted to remove that h1 bishop and change it for a queen elsewhere. But now? KittenLicks, kick his ass =p +Qb6

(all fun in games and teasing right? please be gentle ._.')

Wait wait wait wait.

Qmu has pm dares? Screw this chess stuff, let's go (gently) bully qmu instead! :3

[Sain]

Maybe I won't try to keep queens off the board. But if KittenLicks has one, I must give one to Damion.

+Qf1, that looks like a inconvenient enough location. ;)

Also, you're allowed to put your pawns in the 4th and 5th rank? :confused:

[KittenLicks]

Also, you're allowed to put your pawns in the 4th and 5th rank? :confused:

>~> No, apparently I just can't follow the rules I set.

Fixed now, thank you! ^^

[qmu]

29 to 29 points if I counted correct and 24 pieces on the board. When will you two play? We could watch! =D

And this bizarre starting position seems fun, I'd like to try a thread like this if I didn't suck in chess ._.'

[sir sam]

Maybe I won't try to keep queens off the board. But if KittenLicks has one, I must give one to Damion.

+Qf1, that looks like a inconvenient enough location. ;)

Also, you're allowed to put your pawns in the 4th and 5th rank? :confused:

Well, i actually agree that "no queens" makes it interesting.
And "when does one have the change to play with many horses?"

Remove white queen
Add horse d3

[KittenLicks]

28 to 29 points if I counted correct and 24 pieces on the board. When will you two play? We could watch! =D

And this bizarre starting position seems fun, I'd like to try a thread like this if I didn't suck in chess ._.'
We'll be playing over lichess, so I'm quite happy to throw a link into this thread after we start. ^^

Sadly though, I meant 24 pieces not counting pawns, though I understand the confusion. I usually mean 'anything but pawns' when I say pieces, it's a chess speak thing. :P

I originally said one week or 24 pieces, but at the rate this is going, that's probably just going to be 24 pieces soon anyway. I didn't expect anything close to a response like this! ^^

If Damion is okay, I suggest we continue until the right side of the image (where the names are) is full. ^^ If only because I'm not really sure what I'm going to do after that. XD

[sir sam]

Your posts count?
If so: please exchange black queen for a horse :)

[Damion]

If Damion is okay, I suggest we continue until the right side of the image (where the names are) is full. ^^ If only because I'm not really sure what I'm going to do after that. XD

I'm happy to allow that for your own sanity if nothing else. At the rate this thread is going, you'd be up all night updating it :P

Also, just so you all know, i'm making a vengeance list here....gotta admit I wasn't expecting EVERYONE (except for the incredibly kindhearted Sain) to be against me. :facepalm:



NINJAEDIT: Pls let them count pls! Come on, Kitten, if they don't count i'm pretty much doomed before we even start :P

[qmu]

We'll be playing over lichess, so I'm quite happy to throw a link into this thread after we start. ^^

Sadly though, I meant 24 pieces not counting pawns, though I understand the confusion. I usually mean 'anything but pawns' when I say pieces, it's a chess speak thing. :P

Sorry, I said I suck at chess =p

+be3... maybe this prevents me from getting PM Dares? =D

[Lightze]

+queen for kittenlicks because Im a being of chaos.

[KittenLicks]

NINJAEDIT: Pls let them count pls! Come on, Kitten, if they don't count i'm pretty much doomed before we even start :P

Oh fiiiiiiiiiine. But never say that I'm not a good sport. :rolleyes:

[sir sam]

+queen for kittenlicks because Im a being of chaos.

Hope Sain joins me again: -queen for kittenlicks :D

[qmu]

Hmmm... +Ra8 this is kind of fun =p

[KittenLicks]

+queen for kittenlicks because Im a being of chaos.
And there the Chaotic Neutral kitty is!

Sorry, I said I suck at chess =p

+be3... maybe this prevents me from getting PM Dares? =D

I didn't quite understand this one. is b Bishop?

[KittenLicks]

Hope Sain joins me again: -queen for kittenlicks :D
At this rate this is going to end in the next 30 minutes. XD I hope it ends with me up a queen! :D

[Sain]

+Bf1 to make it difficult for those bishops to move again.

[sir sam]

It's real fun!

Remove rook a8
Add knight h3

(So now I learned that "knight" is the proper English word for "horse")

[KittenLicks]

Damnit guys, every time I save it there's a new post. xD

There's space for approximately one more person after sir sam, I think

[qmu]

I didn't quite understand this one. is b Bishop?

Yep, B is for Bishop.

Add Ra8 back =p

Edit: Totally not on purpose =p

[MarvHarvey]

Not adding a piece because its pretty close now and others are keeping a closer watch on it. I just wanted to say this is an extremely creative idea - congratulations!

[Damion]

Kitten has asked me to announce that the board is now officially full, but he's too busy trying to cope with all the piece edits there at the end.

Thank you everyone for your pieces.....especially if you gave pieces to me or took them away from Kitten! :p

[Lightze]

Queen for kitttenlicks. This one might stick xP

[Damion]

Queen for kitttenlicks. This one might stick xP

I am now insanely grateful that Kitten made me post the announcement for the board being full just before you offered him a queen, you heartless monster you :p

[sir sam]

Queen for kitttenlicks. This one might stick xP

No,.. remove that queen :D

And add knight a3

[Lightze]

I am now insanely grateful that Kitten made me post the announcement for the board being full just before you offered him a queen, you heartless monster you :p

Ohhhh so close! XP

[KittenLicks]

Sorry, Lightze, literally seconds too late! :( I appreciate the thought though <3

Thank you, everyone! :D We'll probably be playing the game soon(ish?), and if anyone is around, they can watch. We'll also post more about the forfeits, if Damion is okay with that. ^^

I didn't expect this to end for another week, but I have to say, this is the biggest rush I've got from a gd thread. XD Thanks everyone for the pieces, even the ones that had me rushing crazily at the last second!

The board as it is should be current and correct, but if the right side isn't full, give it a couple minutes to update! :)

Board:
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/KittenLicks/Chess/master/chess.jpg

EDIT: Please note that qmu's name fell off the edge of the board, but his last one (+Rook a8) did end up counting, again, because he's a cutey. <3

[sir sam]

I am now insanely grateful that Kitten made me post the announcement for the board being full just before you offered him a queen, you heartless monster you :p

Oh missed that post!
Anyway,... no queens,... mission completed.

It will be a tough game!

Have fun!

[KittenLicks]

Damion and I are both just staring at this position right now. I can't stop giggling. I think he's having a stroke. The people that taught us chess are spinning fast enough in their graves that we could use them to generate power.

I hope you are happy, getDare. :p

[qmu]

EDIT: Please note that qmu's name fell off the edge of the board, but his last one (+Rook a8) did end up counting, again, because he's a cutey. <3

I know it's stupid but I keep blushing whenever someone says that ._.'

But are you sure it's because I am cute and not because a rook there is an evil, evil thing? (Sorry, I didn't realize when I posted it) =p

[KittenLicks]

I know it's stupid but I keep blushing whenever someone says that ._.'

But are you sure it's because I am cute and not because a rook there is an evil, evil thing? (Sorry, I didn't realize when I posted it) =p

It's 50/50. ;)

Got the game sorted out now, I'll be posting a link in a moment, to anyone that (for some reason) wants to watch us try to play that mess.

[KittenLicks]

Alright, everyone! Are you ready? I know for sure I'm not.

The stakes


The loser (aka Damion) will be on orgasm denial for a week.
They will have to edge three times daily. One of these edges will be in a way that the winner chooses (eg. humping a pillow <3)
For the duration of the week, they must edge to porn of the winner's choice.
The winner (that's going to be me :D) will organize a chat session with others, where the loser will be teased in front of them, and have to answer any questions in the positive, and in detail (eg. Are you a slut? Yes, I'm a massive slut).
The loser will edge to these humiliating questions and answers.


Incidentally, if anyone wants an invite to the session so they can be mean to the loser for a while, with no repercussions, my pm's are open. :3 Or if you just want to watch, that's cool too. ^^

The Game
The board is set up in the following position:
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/KittenLicks/Chess/master/chess.jpg

Click here to watch the game! (https://lichess.org/24A7dmTg)

We'll be starting in 10 minutes from the time of this post! :)

Thanks again, everyone, for this wonderful position. :p

[sir sam]

Ok,
I'm on & off watching,
Just want to say this is super Fun!!

Damion should win!

[sir sam]

Ok,
I'm on & off watching,
Just want to say this is super Fun!!

Damion should win!

Yeaaahhhhhhhh,!!!! He did!!

[qmu]

o0, did I literally open it on the last move? Damn timezones =p

[KittenLicks]

Yeaaahhhhhhhh,!!!! He did!!

Noooooooooooooo!!!!

T_T

This was supposed to be my time. D: I regret not accepting that last queen from Lightze now. :|

[sir sam]

o0, did I literally open it on the last move? Damn timezones =p

True,
I must say,... it went amazingly fast.
It was a crazy game, starting from the mess we created for them

Kudos to both.

[sir sam]

Noooooooooooooo!!!!

T_T

This was supposed to be my time. D: I regret not accepting that last queen from Lightze now. :|

If I manage to catch a next version of this I will get you a queen.

(Actually I was hoping for an all-knight game)

[Damion]

Noooooooooooooo!!!!

T_T

This was supposed to be my time. D: I regret not accepting that last queen from Lightze now. :|

Oh Kittenlicks.....dear sweet kittenlicks......and you seemed so confident while reciting the conditions of our forfeit. But now....another week of denial awaits you :p

I would like to dedicate this win to Sain. You kept the game nicely balanced throughout, when everyone else turned against me. Though one or two others did help with a lone piece, you alone were there to stand against the constant cruelty from qmu :p


Seriously though; I just wanna thank everyone who commented in this thread, even if you did help Kitten. That was one of the most intensely fun games of chess I've ever had! :D

[qmu]

Oh, I went over the game quickly, what a slugfest =o do you guys always play all out like that or it was because of the bizarre positions?

I would like to dedicate this win to Sain. You kept the game nicely balanced throughout, when everyone else turned against me. Though one or two others did help with a lone piece, you alone were there to stand against the constant cruelty from qmu :p

Cruel? Me? I am the nicest guy around here, just ask anyone! =o
I even gave you an bishop!

[KittenLicks]

Yeah, really, it was great! ^_^ Thanks everyone that participated in that crazy... craziness. I honestly could not stop giggling through the first half of the game. Sorry, Team Kitten! I let you down. :p

Which... unfortunately... brings me to the terms of the bet. -.-

As I mentioned earlier, I was tormented all of last week, due to losing the last of our weekly games. I was on denial for... 10 days, then got an incredibly intense orgasm 2 days ago. (I won't go into the conditions of that orgasm, but trust me, it was humiliating, and far from a relaxed and enjoyable one).

Which brings me to now. I really, really want to get to cum one last time before I'm forbidden for a week. Unfortunately, Damion is a cruel evil jer- ahem. Unfortunately, Damion has decided I won't be getting that last orgasm. :(

He did say that he might (this was stressed very heavily) consider changing his mind if he hears what all the nice, kind people that gave me pieces (thank you! <3) thought of it!

So, please, anyone that took part in this, what do you think? <3 I've been a good kitty, and taken my loss with some of my dignity intact. Please... could you tell Damion that I deserve it? :o

[Damion]

Which brings me to now. I really, really want to get to cum one last time before I'm forbidden for a week. Unfortunately, Damion is a cruel evil jer- ahem. Unfortunately, Damion has decided I won't be getting that last orgasm. :(

He did say that he might (this was stressed very heavily) consider changing his mind if he hears what all the nice, kind people that gave me pieces (thank you! <3) thought of it!

So, please, anyone that took part in this, what do you think? <3 I've been a good kitty, and taken my loss with some of my dignity intact. Please... could you tell Damion that I deserve it?

Now lets be fair Kitten....would you have given me an orgasm had you won? Especially after the last time I lost and you made me stay pent up till I actually won (due to delays in the game)? Instead, this is me being extremely kind and allowing you the possibility of an orgasm if your supporters think you deserve one. Really, you should be thanking me. And definitely remembering my generosity when I next lose :p



Oh, I went over the game quickly, what a slugfest =o do you guys always play all out like that or it was because of the bizarre positions?



Cruel? Me? I am the nicest guy around here, just ask anyone! =o
I even gave you an bishop!

Really it depends on the match. We've had some games go on for hours and hours only to be cancelled because we were getting too tired to keep up with the mad endgames. Tonight though, we had a crowd, and it'd be rude to keep watchers staring at a board with nothing happening. ;)

And lets see.....you gave kitten 3 rooks, a pawn, a knight, and a queen. You practically gave him half his pieces! :p

But yes, you did give me a bishop so that was quite nice

[Lightze]

Yeah, really, it was great! ^_^ Thanks everyone that participated in that crazy... craziness. I honestly could not stop giggling through the first half of the game. Sorry, Team Kitten! I let you down. :p

Which... unfortunately... brings me to the terms of the bet. -.-

As I mentioned earlier, I was tormented all of last week, due to losing the last of our weekly games. I was on denial for... 10 days, then got an incredibly intense orgasm 2 days ago. (I won't go into the conditions of that orgasm, but trust me, it was humiliating, and far from a relaxed and enjoyable one).

Which brings me to now. I really, really want to get to cum one last time before I'm forbidden for a week. Unfortunately, Damion is a cruel evil jer- ahem. Unfortunately, Damion has decided I won't be getting that last orgasm. :(

He did say that he might (this was stressed very heavily) consider changing his mind if he hears what all the nice, kind people that gave me pieces (thank you! <3) thought of it!

So, please, anyone that took part in this, what do you think? <3 I've been a good kitty, and taken my loss with some of my dignity intact. Please... could you tell Damion that I deserve it? :o

You'll forgive me for being verrrrrry amused right now. =^w^=

[KittenLicks]

You'll forgive me for being verrrrrry amused right now. =^w^=

I'll forgive you for that, but only if you tell Damion I deserve one last orgasm. :p

[qmu]

He did say that he might (this was stressed very heavily) consider changing his mind if he hears what all the nice, kind people that gave me pieces (thank you! <3) thought of it!

So, please, anyone that took part in this, what do you think? <3 I've been a good kitty, and taken my loss with some of my dignity intact. Please... could you tell Damion that I deserve it? :o

Of course you deserve one! You made a fun thread, and maybe that proves I am not cruel =p I am probably too nice, I'd say that whoever lost =D

[Lightze]

I'll forgive you for that, but only if you tell Damion I deserve one last orgasm. :p

As I've just had a nice intense one and a cat nap I'm feeling generous!

Damion, he deserves one last orgasm, because, it'll be nice and fresh in his mind, making the denial so much worse!
(I'm helping!)

[KittenLicks]

Of course you deserve one! You made a fun thread, and maybe that proves I am not cruel =p I am probably too nice, I'd say that whoever lost =D
<3 <3 <3

All the hearts for you, qmu. <3

As I've just had a nice intense one and a cat nap I'm feeling generous!

Damion, he deserves one last orgasm, because, it'll be nice and fresh in his mind, making the denial so much worse!
How did you manage to make this sound like a bad thing? :p

[Lightze]

<3 <3 <3

All the hearts for you, qmu. <3


How did you manage to make this sound like a bad thing? :p

I'm very creative and have just cleared my head and maximized my capacity for mischief.

Obviously. =^-^=

[sir sam]

Not sure i am allowed to vote, but,. Well,.. I guess I am :D

No orgasm.

(But damion should do his job of teasing you for the full week :D :D)

[KittenLicks]

Not sure i am allowed to vote, but,. Well,.. I guess I am :D

No orgasm.

(But damion should do his job of teasing you for the full week :D :D)

You're allowed to vote, but only if you vote that I should get an orgasm. :P

Really though, you were one of the main contributors, you definitely get a vote. xD

But I do deserve an orgasm. Would you deny a cute kitten? <T_T> Why?

[Lightze]

But I do deserve an orgasm. Would you deny a cute kitten? <T_T> Why?
**waves hand in the air** oh! Oh! I can tell you why! Ask me! Ask me!

[KittenLicks]

**waves hand in the air** oh! Oh! I can tell you why! Ask me! Ask me!
But you voted that I should get an orgasm! D:

[qmu]

**waves hand in the air** oh! Oh! I can tell you why! Ask me! Ask me!

Did I already say I'll never get tired of seeing you two go at each each?

I'll bite. Why? Is it because he's evil?

[KittenLicks]

Did I already say I'll never get tired of seeing you two go at each each?

I'll bite. Why? Is it because he's evil?

Qmuuuuuuuuu -_- Don't ask him to explain! D:

[Lightze]

But you voted that I should get an orgasm! D:

Well yeah! But I never said I wouldn't help others decide how to vote! The voters need to be informed KittenLicks! You can't have uninformed voters! That's what got certain people elected! Honestly! No respect for the democratic process, and that's just one of the reasons!

Did I already say I'll never get tired of seeing you two go at each each?

I'll bite. Why? Is it because he's evil?

Partly! (A lil' bit!)
But ALSO imagine the cute pictures he'll make as a denied kitty!
(I'm going to kitty hell for this.)

[qmu]

Qmuuuuuuuuu -_- Don't ask him to explain! D:

You are already at 2 to 1 for an orgasm, relax =D

Party! (A lil' bit!)
But ALSO imagine the cute pictures he'll make as a denied kitty!
(I'm going to kitty hell for this.)

I just PMed you, all kittens go to hell! They are evil!

[Lightze]

I just PMed you, all kittens go to hell! They are evil!
Ohhhh yeah... Should all kitties embrace the dark side?

[Damion]

Well, it was 2 to 1.....and I do love the way Lightze thinks with it making the denial worse.....so okay, i'll be kind and let Kitten cum one last time :p

Enjoy Kitten!


Also, I'll be sure to let you all know when the humiliating chat session for Kitten will be held! You're all invited! Bring your friends! Lets all gather together and make this the most embarrassing edge Kitten has ever had to perform :p

[KittenLicks]

Yes!! <333

Oh god yes. :3 Thank you Damion. ^_^

And, surprisingly, thank you, Lightze. xD

[Lightze]

Yes!! <333

Oh god yes. :3 Thank you Damion. ^_^

And, surprisingly, thank you, Lightze. xD

Yourrrrrrre welcoooome!
Ill be sure to try tune in for the chat. :3

[qmu]

Yourrrrrrre welcoooome!
Ill be sure to try tune in for the chat. :3

I wish I was not such a coward to try that ._.'

Well, have fun! Your forfeits are kinda scary for a single game o0

[KittenLicks]

I wish I was not such a coward to try that ._.'

Well, have fun! Your forfeits are kinda scary for a single game o0

We have done some small forfeits as well. ^^ This was a pretty big one though. :P And wow, you should have seen last game's forfeit!

And don't feel like you have to participate to be in the chat! In fact, if Lightze is coming, you should too, so you can throw in some silly questions like "Who's a cute kitty? Is it you?". :p

Really though, no pressure to participate, it'd be nice having you there. ^_^

[Lightze]

We have done some small forfeits as well. ^^ This was a pretty big one though. :P And wow, you should have seen last game's forfeit!

And don't feel like you have to participate to be in the chat! In fact, if Lightze is coming, you should too, so you can throw in some silly questions like "Who's a cute kitty? Is it you?". :p

Really though, no pressure to participate, it'd be nice having you there. ^_^

**stretches, touching my toes** I'm limbering up because I wouldn't wanna sprain something due to the sheer amount of fun I'm gonna have with this. :3

[KittenLicks]

**stretches, touching my toes** I'm limbering up because I wouldn't wanna sprain something due to the sheer amount of fun I'm gonna have with this. :3

...yeah, qmu, if we bring a leash, can you hold onto it? I get the feeling someone is going to need to reign Lightze in. :p

[Lightze]

...yeah, qmu, if we bring a leash, can you hold onto it? I get the feeling someone is going to need to reign Lightze in. :p

Yeah qmu, can you? =^W^=

[qmu]

I promise to try? ._.'

And I don't think I can contain Lightse, he showed his claws today =p You can always say revenge is awaiting in his thread =D

[KittenLicks]

I promise to try? ._.'

And I don't think I can contain Lightse, he showed his claws today =p You can always say revenge is awaiting in his thread =D

Darnit. Bring rope then? :L Still haven't given him that bondage dare.

[Lightze]

I promise to try? ._.'

And I don't think I can contain Lightse, he showed his claws today =p You can always say revenge is awaiting in his thread =D

A nap and an orgasm does wonders for this kitty cat, don't they? =^-^=

Darnit. Bring rope then? :L Still haven't given him that bondage dare.
Hey that gives me some ideas for your picture thread...!

[qmu]

A nap and an orgasm does wonders for this kitty cat, don't they? =^-^=


Hey that gives me some ideas for your picture thread...!

Well, I gave you a fair chance to get revenge, you didn't take it. I guess that means you really like the teasing =p then I'll just wait for whatever thing Kitten posts and make it worse =D