NoLimitz
07-15-2017, 03:22 PM
Welcome to the Anallympics!
Finally you have somewhere to show off your talents, represent your country and attempt to win a medal!
The goal is simple, win!... And if not, try and get a bronze or silver medal! I will keep track of the records and edit the thread to award medals (until ability to edit thread goes, then I will confirm your record with the new positions posted below your post). You will attempt challenges and time yourself once you've finished inserting all objects. Time matters, so try and keep in any insertions as long as you can before expelling. Otherwise another competitor might beat you by minutes!
Because of the large difference in sizes, and shapes of dildos. As well as not everyone being able to buy them (Eg. Nosey flatmates) I've decided to exclude them for now. I may start a seperate Anallympics thread and include them later depending on how well this thread does. I've chosen to use mainly vegetables since they're relatively cheap and do the same job.
If you're worried about size, don't be! I've designed these challenges to suit all kinds of anal competitors. So take a look below and see if you'd like to enter!
Rules for entering:
-All objects must be fully inserted before the timer starts.
-Must include date of attempt (Can't be before this thread opened, and can't be vague. Eg. "About two weeks ago").
-Country your representing (If you want to stay anonymous make a country up!)
-Clearly state what challenge you've attempted, length of time before expelling and how many ___ you've inserted.
If doing an enema challenge, use water. If using a substitute (Eg.Milk) mention it in your post.
Now! Good luck participants! Ready....Set....Go!!!
Insertions. (How many can you fit?) Rule: Must keep in for at least 3 minutes for the record to stand. If someone equals your number of insertions but lasts longer than you, they will take your place. So try to last as long as possible as well!
1. Strawberries
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
2. Cherry Tomatoes
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
3. Tomatoes
Gold: (NoLimitz, Spain, 17th Of July 2017) 2 Tomatoes, 3 Minutes, 36 Seconds.
Silver:
Bronze:
4. Peeled Bananas
Gold: (Inani, USA, 19th Of July 2017) 1 and a half bananas, 3 Minutes, 45 Seconds
Silver:
Bronze:
5. Ice (Ice cube tray size)
Gold: (Whorecumdump, England, 18 Of July 2017) 7 Ice Cubes, 43 Minutes
Silver:
Bronze:
6. Ice (Bar/Supermarket size)
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
7. Marshmallows
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
8. Enemas
1L Endurance
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
2L Endurance
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
The Big Enema Challenge (As much as you can,as long as you can!)
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
To enter your post should look something like this..
"12 Strawberries, for 12 minutes
England
Gold record broken, 16th of July"
Thank you for reading!
*Disclaimer: I have personally inserted each of these objects before with no problem and I consider them relatively safe. But only you know what you're capable of. Anything inserted without means of removal is slightly risky so please consider how "talented" you are before attempting any challenge. Push yourself, but don't hurt yourself. Thank you.
Finally you have somewhere to show off your talents, represent your country and attempt to win a medal!
The goal is simple, win!... And if not, try and get a bronze or silver medal! I will keep track of the records and edit the thread to award medals (until ability to edit thread goes, then I will confirm your record with the new positions posted below your post). You will attempt challenges and time yourself once you've finished inserting all objects. Time matters, so try and keep in any insertions as long as you can before expelling. Otherwise another competitor might beat you by minutes!
Because of the large difference in sizes, and shapes of dildos. As well as not everyone being able to buy them (Eg. Nosey flatmates) I've decided to exclude them for now. I may start a seperate Anallympics thread and include them later depending on how well this thread does. I've chosen to use mainly vegetables since they're relatively cheap and do the same job.
If you're worried about size, don't be! I've designed these challenges to suit all kinds of anal competitors. So take a look below and see if you'd like to enter!
Rules for entering:
-All objects must be fully inserted before the timer starts.
-Must include date of attempt (Can't be before this thread opened, and can't be vague. Eg. "About two weeks ago").
-Country your representing (If you want to stay anonymous make a country up!)
-Clearly state what challenge you've attempted, length of time before expelling and how many ___ you've inserted.
If doing an enema challenge, use water. If using a substitute (Eg.Milk) mention it in your post.
Now! Good luck participants! Ready....Set....Go!!!
Insertions. (How many can you fit?) Rule: Must keep in for at least 3 minutes for the record to stand. If someone equals your number of insertions but lasts longer than you, they will take your place. So try to last as long as possible as well!
1. Strawberries
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
2. Cherry Tomatoes
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
3. Tomatoes
Gold: (NoLimitz, Spain, 17th Of July 2017) 2 Tomatoes, 3 Minutes, 36 Seconds.
Silver:
Bronze:
4. Peeled Bananas
Gold: (Inani, USA, 19th Of July 2017) 1 and a half bananas, 3 Minutes, 45 Seconds
Silver:
Bronze:
5. Ice (Ice cube tray size)
Gold: (Whorecumdump, England, 18 Of July 2017) 7 Ice Cubes, 43 Minutes
Silver:
Bronze:
6. Ice (Bar/Supermarket size)
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
7. Marshmallows
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
8. Enemas
1L Endurance
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
2L Endurance
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
The Big Enema Challenge (As much as you can,as long as you can!)
Gold:
Silver:
Bronze:
To enter your post should look something like this..
"12 Strawberries, for 12 minutes
England
Gold record broken, 16th of July"
Thank you for reading!
*Disclaimer: I have personally inserted each of these objects before with no problem and I consider them relatively safe. But only you know what you're capable of. Anything inserted without means of removal is slightly risky so please consider how "talented" you are before attempting any challenge. Push yourself, but don't hurt yourself. Thank you.