cwmatman
06-06-2017, 04:29 PM
Note: this is in response to a request for an extreme menthol rub dare. You can use the minty, burning rub of your choice (IcyHot, Ben Gay, Tiger Balm, toothpaste). Some people are more sensitive to these than others, making it more extreme. Proceed with caution.
First off, you know some of it's going on your balls, right? Did you really think that wouldn't happen? The following roll is going to determine what else you're going to do. Don't apply it to your balls until after you roll, though.
1. If you're doing this dare by choice, it's probably turning you on. You know how when you're really horny, things don't hurt as much? We can't have that. Jerk off first, and cum, before applying the rub to your balls and whereever else it might be going.
2. Sure, the instructions on the tube probably say this stuff is for external use only, but you're hardcore, right? Get a butt plug or finger or whatever is handy and lube it up with the rub. In it goes...
3. Your nipples are feeling left out, poor things. Give them a nice smear of menthol too.
4. Well, you wanted extreme. Smear the rub over the head of your cock. You should probably try not to get very much into your piss slit, but a bit will inevitably get in there. That's really going to suck. I'm glad I'm not doing this.
5. Oh no! This stuff burns! You probably want to get it off. <snicker> After you've applied the rub to your balls and wherever else, wait five minutes, then take a nice hot shower for 30 seconds. Be sure to run the water over your balls and whereever else you applied the rub. That should get it off, right? (Spoiler alert: this only makes things much, much worse.)
6. Oh -- you are so screwed. Do all of the above, but be sure to start with the jerking off, and to end with the shower. Please try not to scream -- your neighbors are probably trying to sleep.
First off, you know some of it's going on your balls, right? Did you really think that wouldn't happen? The following roll is going to determine what else you're going to do. Don't apply it to your balls until after you roll, though.
1. If you're doing this dare by choice, it's probably turning you on. You know how when you're really horny, things don't hurt as much? We can't have that. Jerk off first, and cum, before applying the rub to your balls and whereever else it might be going.
2. Sure, the instructions on the tube probably say this stuff is for external use only, but you're hardcore, right? Get a butt plug or finger or whatever is handy and lube it up with the rub. In it goes...
3. Your nipples are feeling left out, poor things. Give them a nice smear of menthol too.
4. Well, you wanted extreme. Smear the rub over the head of your cock. You should probably try not to get very much into your piss slit, but a bit will inevitably get in there. That's really going to suck. I'm glad I'm not doing this.
5. Oh no! This stuff burns! You probably want to get it off. <snicker> After you've applied the rub to your balls and wherever else, wait five minutes, then take a nice hot shower for 30 seconds. Be sure to run the water over your balls and whereever else you applied the rub. That should get it off, right? (Spoiler alert: this only makes things much, much worse.)
6. Oh -- you are so screwed. Do all of the above, but be sure to start with the jerking off, and to end with the shower. Please try not to scream -- your neighbors are probably trying to sleep.