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MischievousKitten
08-12-2009, 12:12 AM
Ok for this dare you are going to get a personal pan pizza from pizza hut. Just an idea I had.. First we will roll to see what type of Pizza you get.

Roll 1 six-sided die.

1-2 1 topping
3-4 2 toppings
5-6 3 toppings

For each topping roll 3 six-sided dice. (Toppings taken from what is listed on pizza hut's website)

3- * 100% Real Beef
4- * Mushrooms
5- * Black Olives
6- * Bacon
7- * All-Natural Italian Sausage
8- * Pineapple
9- * Jalapeņos
10- * Chicken
11- * Banana Peppers
12- * Green Peppers
13- * Roasted Red Peppers
14- * Ham
15- * Red Onion
16- * Green Olives
17- * Sliced All-Natural Rustica Sausage
18- * All-Natural Pepperoni

Now roll 1 six-sided die again.

1- Delivery
2- Carry-out
3- Carry-out
4- Delivery
5- Delivery
6- You've had a last-minute desicion to try and watch your weight. Order your pizza without cheese. Re-roll.

Delivery (You will probably need to order more if they're gonna deliver it to you, since they won't deliver a single pan pizza...either up the pizza size or get breadsticks or something.)

Roll 1 six-sided die.

1- Answer the door in your underwear. Bra is optional. (If this is against your limits re-roll.)
2- Answer the door in only women's clothing. Girls, just in bra and underwear. (If this is against your limits re-roll.)
3- Flirt with the delivery person when you answer the door.
4. When you talk to the delivery person, after getting your pizza try to start a religious discussion with them, ask them if they believe in God, etc..either way try to convince them to walk down the path of God..see how long they stay and listen to you.
5. When you hear the door bell ring, wet yourself and then answer the door. (Don't change until this dare is complete.)
6. Choose #1 or 2, AND # 3, 4, or 5.

Carry-Out (For these dares you will go up inside the store and order the pizza there. If for any reason you cannot do this just do the delivery section.)

1. Wear nipple clamps or clothespins hidden underneath your clothing before you go inside. You can't take them off until you get your pizza and walk out the door.
2. Print out a copy of this dare and leave it in the bathroom somewhere after you order your pizza. Also write down getdare.com and your username
3. Try to haggle with the salesperson over the price of your pizza.
4. You should be wearing a huge wedgie the entire time inside, wearing a thong or other women's underwear if you have it. (Girls can do this one too..)
5. Write "Godfather's Pizza" and their phone number on your arm or someplace else noticable before going in.
6. You have 2 choices. You can either go fully crossdressed, or you can do numbers 1-5. Girls, instead, you should wear as little as possible, short skirt and no underwear, etc.

Okay, so now you are home with your pizza, and it's time to eat.

Roll 1 six-sided die.

1- If you are not wearing any underwear put some on. Put one of the pizza slices down your underwear and eat the rest. You must leave it there for 5 hours. (As a bonus you can eat it when you're done if you feel daring.)
2- Cum all over the pizza and eat it.
3- Fill up 2 glasses 1 with toilet water and 1 with tap water. Somehow randomly select 1 glass and rub the results lightly over the pizza. Then you can dump out the remaining water and eat the pizza.
4- Simply, invite someone else to share in eating your "specialty pizza".
5- Go on your front porch in only underwear (bra optional) and eat your pizza, cannot come back inside until it's done. (If against limits could do it on back porch or re-roll.)
6- Eat the pizza and call the pizza place and tell them that the pizza didn't taste good, see if they offer you a replacement.

When to do again (optional, only roll the first time you do it)

1- Tomorrow
2- Next Week
3- Two times next week
4- Next time you order pizza
5- Ask someone else (online or offline) when you should do it
6- End of dare

Okay, that's it..tell me what you think