Two truth and a lie

[Amy5]

I'm sure you guys heard of this game before. If you haven't, here's how it works. You say two truth and a lie about yourself. Then everyone else has to guess which is the lie. After the correct guess someone else starts it all over again.

I'll start. I'm got a plug in, I live with a girl, and the last person who saw my tits was my mom.

[WK_EJ]

The lie is you got a plug in

[Master16]

'I live with a girl' is the lie

[Amy5]

'I live with a girl' is the lie

yeah that's the one

[Master16]

Here ate my statements:
I took laxatives less than an hour ago, I have a dildo in my ass, I am watching porn as I write this

[Jaro]

Here ate my statements:
I took laxatives less than an hour ago, I have a dildo in my ass, I am watching porn as I write this

You don't have a dildo in your ass.

[Master16]

You don't have a dildo in your ass.

No, you are wrong

[Uw21]

Here ate my statements:
I took laxatives less than an hour ago, I have a dildo in my ass, I am watching porn as I write this

You didn't take laxatives less an hour ago,

Mine are: i shave my balls, I am most attracted to c cup and smaller tits, I've been an active Dom for almost nine years.

[Matt:]

your not attracted to c cup or smaller tits

[Tc3]

I'll start this again..

I'm home alone, I'm naked, I'm handcuffed

[Runesmith]

The lie is that you are handcuffed.

Games like this crash because of the posting complexity - the person whose lie you exposed has to then post and say whether the poster got it correct. That breaks the chain, or puts the game on an infinite loop between two posters.

Also, in the spirit of the times, this game is now called:
Two Truths and an Alternative Fact

Here are my two truths and the alternative fact:
- I shaved last night so that I don't have to waste time in the morning for that
- I am having cappuccino flavored muesli for breakfast
- I prefer tea over coffee

[batfinch]

I am having cappuccino flavored muesli for breakfast

I go to the gym

I go and swim

I jog every day

[lilK]

Your lie is jogging everyday

I am fully Japanese

Years ago I was gymnast and ice skater

I love being force to do things I do not like

(Guess correct and I perform forfeit)

[Skwis]

You are not fully Japanese.

[Edgeandenial]

Your not an ice skater or gymnast ...

[lilK]

You are not fully Japanese.

correct. My father is from Japan, but my Mother is South Korea