Tell us something extremely uninteresting about yourself.

[Runesmith]

I yawned in a meeting while my boss was presenting.

[Mousey123]

I have skin all over my body

[Wolf007]

I'm incapable of flying. Like ostriches for example.

[Joan Sky]

I'm eating oatmeal with cinnamon, whole milk (and stevia sugar) for breakfast right now.

[anomalous]

My phone is a OnePlus 3t

[Joan Sky]

I have an Android smartphone.

[Pariahterror]

I have thoughts XD

[Joan Sky]

I have thoughts XD

I have feelings ;)

[the64bitbot]

I am pretty certain I exist.

[Joan Sky]

*flicks 'interesting' switch on*

Triple French retort (https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/retorte#French):

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--jphY-9gb--/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1509647529/production/designs/2019534_1.jpg

René Descartes (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/René_Descartes) ~ "I think, therefore I am".

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Le_Penseur_in_the_Jardin_du_Musée_Rodin%2C_Paris_M arch_2014.jpg/640px-Le_Penseur_in_the_Jardin_du_Musée_Rodin%2C_Paris_M arch_2014.jpg

François Auguste René Rodin's (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auguste_Rodin) 'Le Penseur'


*turns switch off to resume thread's 'extremely disinteresting' mode* :)

[MariaDesigns]

I yawned just now

[Joan Sky]

I was reminded of something just now.
I yawned just now

*and earlier*
I yawned in a meeting while my boss was presenting.

[Runesmith]

My yawning at a meeting didn't result in me getting fired.

[Pariahterror]

Going to bed soon

[Runesmith]

I will get out of bed soon... Oh wait, actually I did. Now, did I have breakfast?

[Joan Sky]

I'm having breakfast (but I'd rather be making heart shaped waffles and serving breakfast in bed ;))

[Joan Sky]

I'm eating Müesli (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muesli) with whole milk this morning.

[Pariahterror]

ooh, whole milk.

Puppy eats his with low-fat yoghurt

[Wolf007]

Ehm...semi-skimed milk and oats for me. Usually i mix it with a light boiled egg. So...yeah.

[Joan Sky]

My best friend just called me on the phone to tell me to look at the beautiful sky outside. It's especially beautiful this morning. <3

[Pariahterror]

Heard some thunder today, but saw no rain

[Joan Sky]

I'm washing the dishes right now, whoopee (https://www.dictionary.com/browse/whoopee) :)

[Pariahterror]

Doing them now too

[Runesmith]

I've been thinking of letting mold finish the job instead of washing those dishes.

[knorke]

I once pretended I was color blind so I didn't have to admit I can't tell left from right occasionally.

[Runesmith]

Sometimes when I am in those endless "strategy" meetings where our CEO drones on, I try to imagine how particles traveling at the speed of light experience the universe.

[Lullaby]

I sometimes wear headphones(with them not being plugged into anything the end is in my shirt or pocket) to avoid talking to people.

[Runesmith]

I like the smell of apples.

[Lullaby]

Crunching sounds from chips bags, and things like it, drive me nuts.

[Runesmith]

I can't stand people who eat chips in bed.

[knorke]

I like tomatoes more if they don't taste like tomatoes. They're way too intensive in taste for me, and make every food they're in worse.

[LPV]

I love ice cream and cookies!

[Runesmith]

I like eating what I cook... most of the time.

[Wolf007]

If i would allways eat what i cook, i would die...most of the time.

[LPV]

I tried to bake but my oven didn't get hot

[knorke]

In my mind, cold air is equal to fresh air.

[LPV]

I bought a pumpkin pie today.

[MariaDesigns]

I set the trash out last night

[LPV]

I bit my cheek.............

[MariaDesigns]

I am cooking dinner.

[Runesmith]

I am having breakfast.

[LPV]

My coffee is too hot. I am letting it cool.

[ScribeOfThe69]

I dislike grammar classes.

[Runesmith]

I am not amused.

[LPV]

LPV has a headache.

[ScribeOfThe69]

I'm on planet Earth

[jane@]

I live in UK its near Europe

[Wolf007]

My dog is still unable to talk in full or partial sentences.

[donnaw]

Nothing to exciting, I simply like being nude and naked.

[Wolf007]

I like nude women equally as much as naked ones.

[Mousey123]

I have posted on here

[anomalous]

I sold my car last week.

[LPV]

Coffee is good...................

[Wolf007]

I used a smartphone to type this message. I'm feeling smarter allready.

[Cstelle]

I regret yesterday's icecream. But not a lot.

[Runesmith]

When I woke up this morning, I opened my eyes.

[LPV]

I bit my tongue while sleeping. It hurts.

[Wolf007]

Whilst I'm sleeping my breathing continues automatically of some sort.

[Cstelle]

I bit my tongue while sleeping. It hurts.

That's actually quite interesting; I didn't know you could do that. Are you sure you aren't broken?

I visited my local supermarket twice today because I forgot the milk...

[Crossdresser reshma]

I fart..😅
As everyone do.

[Runesmith]

When I feel hungry, I usually eat - and the hunger magically goes away. I should patent this.

[Cstelle]

When I feel hungry, I usually eat - and the hunger magically goes away. I should patent this.

That's really interesting! Your life involves magic!? And you are considering patenting magic?! I think you have misunderstood the point of this thread!

You, and your life, is probably the most interesting thing I have encountered in many minutes! (Which boring fact is a sample of something extremely uninteresting about myself.)

:D:D:D

[Runesmith]

I aged 30 seconds while reading the post above.

[Scrap]

I have two eyes.

[Matt:]

I am sitting on a chair......

[LPV]

I find it interesting that Matt posted here!

[Runesmith]

I wear a jacket when I go out in winter.

[lilith_]

i don't have any pink socks

[Jaro]

i don't have any pink socks

Huh!? How!? :confused:

[Mike2220]

I hit Submit Reply

[Runesmith]

I haven't won any Olympic gold medals.

[Matt:]

I am watching the news on TV

[Runesmith]

My keyboard connects to my PC via a USB interface.

[Master4074]

I have a bluetooth mouse that connects using a USB.

[Runesmith]

I have this feeling that my left big toe nail grew the teensiest bit last night.

[Master4074]

I had to wait 30 seconds before posting this after posting on a previous thread.

[Runesmith]

I didn't have to wait 30 seconds before posting this.

[theswitchyside]

I wear socks when I wear shoes :3

[DressUpClown]

I spend most of my working day staring at a screen, then I come back home and stare at other screens

[Runesmith]

I try to make sure that my socks match.

[Matt:]

my dinner table is made of wood

[Peachybaby]

I have skin all over my body

[Devi2412]

If I vibrate some membrane in my throat (vocal chords), I make sounds

[Master4074]

When I post in this, it has been a month since it was last posted on.

[Edgeandenial]

I read about the kardashians

[Master4074]

I just ate some food.

[sissyBrittx]

i can stand on one leg

[Master4074]

I can stand on two legs.

[LegLuvr]

I used my hands to type this message

[Master4074]

My brain sent signs to my thumbs to type this out.

[LegLuvr]

My eyes sent signs to my brain so I could read the post above

[Master4074]

I noticed your signature has pink in it.

[LegLuvr]

I noticed your signature text has no colour at all

[Master4074]

I am currently sitting.

[LegLuvr]

I am currently laying

[Master4074]

I am enjoying the breeze.

[LegLuvr]

I can read text.

[Master4074]

I am posting in the lounge games section.

[LegLuvr]

I am posting this with my phone at 96% battery

[Master4074]

I am currently charging my phone and at 100%.

[Consensus]

I am conscious as I type.

[LegLuvr]

I’m half falling asleep

[Master4074]

I am wide awake.

[Consensus]

I preferred Going Live.

[sissyBrittx]

i can reply to this thread

[Master4074]

I can read your post.

[sissyBrittx]

i can read your reply to my post to this thread

[Master4074]

I am sitting in a car right now.

[Cmd]

I'm looking for a f. slave.

[Master4074]

I find this very unoriginal.

[LPV]

I had good coffee today.

[Master4074]

I took time out of my day to type this.

[Consensus]

I like fonts. My favourite is Rockwell.

[Master4074]

I decided to type this out at 4:06 PM.

[Edgeandenial]

I decided to blink

[Consensus]

I have body-hair.

[sissyBrittx]

i dont have body hair... mostly

[Master4074]

I wear glasses, my eyesight is garbage.

[SasssySlavePuppy]

My hair is in a ponytail

[Edgeandenial]

I chew my food ..... and then I swallow ...

[Master4074]

I just woke up, still tired.

[Runesmith]

When my phone rings, I sometimes answer it.

[Blue Fox]

I breathe air to stay alive.

[Runesmith]

I experience gravity when I am on Earth.

[Unwritten]

I'm at work fully dressed.

[Cynzia]

I'm typing in English

[LPV]

I joined the ball busting thread. Hopefully, that was not a big mistake!

[MastersVoice]

Most day's I will eat food and sleep. These are my two consistencies in life.

[SingleBall]

Each of my fingers has a nail on it.

[Runesmith]

I just wondered how it is possible to type with nails pounded through each finger.

[Runesmith]

When some part of my body itches, I scratch it. Amazingly, it makes the itch go away.

[SubSara]

I drive a Buick Verano

[japgirl]

I have two feet that get me from point A to point B.

[Runesmith]

I can defy gravity for a very short period if I jump up.

[japgirl]

I have two nostrils by which oxygen is inhaled and carbon dioxide is expelled.

[LPV]

I like Costco.....

[LPV]

LPV is going to chat. Will stay for 5 minutes unless someone interesting shows up!

[Runesmith]

I just realized that this is probably LPV's signature thread. The title reflects exactly what he does.

[LPV]

I just realized that this is probably LPV's signature thread. The title reflects exactly what he does.

Not very nice!

LPV will be in chat for about 5 more minutes

[sexyseniorctzn]

I am completely impotent. Can't get it up without using a pump. Sometimes the little fucker hides completely.

[batfinch]

I followed a lady into a unisex toilet as the seat was up I wondered if she was really female

[Runesmith]

I woke up this morning, and posted this... or the other way around.

[sexualfeelings]

I kicked a rock once.

[Bloxo]

I have a clock which never has the right time on it in my front room

[LPV]

M'lord, i have a car. I drive it.

[DeepInnerFreak]

This morning I woke up

[LPV]

I might ddo my taxes....

[RubinPhoxx]

I'm about 1,277,251,200 seconds old!

[SilvertongueLyra]

I have to sing the alphabet song to know what letter comes next, and have to sing the month song to know what month is next too.

[PissBoi]

I see a red door and I want it painted black.

[Runesmith]

When I haven't eaten for a long time, I get hungry.

[RubinPhoxx]

When I haven't eaten for a long time, I get hungry.

Wow, I have the same problem!

[lill]

my left foot dose not sweat

[MischievousKitten]

I want to be treated like a child and have someone completely control my life...

[Runesmith]

I think my fingernails grew a bit overnight.

[levu]

I exist and live in the state of wyoming which is so.empty almost no one knows it.exists

[RubinPhoxx]

I enjoy posting in threads like this :)

[The_Dared]

I often struggle to focus and get things done.

[Wolf007]

I was just scratching my head a minute ago!

[Kah]

I like to sign off every post I make with a little heart.

<3 Kah

[Wolf007]

I'm wondering if I'm going to get me another coffee. I'm not sure how this is going to play out...

[Matt:]

Most of my socks are black

[Wolf007]

Most of my coffee is black.

[Kah]

My favourite blanket is red

<3 Kah

[moxie]

I usually wear socks all the time.

[Wolf007]

I started watching a movie...then came here to add a post. I have to conclude: the movie sucks.

[Matt:]

I have just finished my breakfast.

[Wolf007]

I eat breakfast at lunch time.

[Puppy boy]

I sleep with one sock on.

[Wolf007]

I usually drink from a glass.
It's actually happening momentarily.

[Runesmith]

I prefer Skype for Business to Microsoft Teams when it comes to video conferencing.

[lilith_]

I have 47 second hand sweaters

[Runesmith]

I have 47 second hand sweaters

I am quite sure I can guess the color of most of those sweaters.

[Wolf007]

I'm quite sure I'll be wearing a mouth mask for several hours tomorrow.

I never thought I'd say that.

[Blue Fox]

I am still not you.

[Wolf007]

I'm thinking about taking an afternoon nap.
A siësta as the Spanish would say...

[Blue Fox]

I have toenails.

[Wolf007]

I'm currently breathing air.

[Blue Fox]

I breathe out carbon dioxide.

[LPV]

I eat food for my meals...............

[Matt:]

I'm a day older than I was yesterday

[Wolf007]

I'm unable to kik anyone since I've removed the app.

[Yasna]

I've been woken up by a fly today

[Wolf007]

My WiFi seems really slow today.

[Big White]

I should water the plants more often

[Blue Fox]

I eat plant life for some of my food and animal remains for other food.

Hmmmm... pizza... made front both plant and animal carcasses...

[Matt:]

I am sitting on the toilet while posting this.

[Blue Fox]

I can see through air.

[socklover]

I work 5 days a week

[Thifr]

I woke up this morning, took a shower, and went to a store to buy a phone charger. I forgot mine at work...

[Matt:]

I woke up today.

[Wolf007]

I'm drinking a drink.

[Blue Fox]

I live on a planet called Earth.

[Wolf007]

I own several pieces of clothes. Several!

[Blue Fox]

I am COVID free, thankfully.

[Wolf007]

I'm experiencing a light headache which is located somewhere in my head.

[Blue Fox]

I am not wearing a shirt.

[impip]

The little Intel sticker just fell off my laptop and got the heel of my palm kinda sticky.

[Blue Fox]

I have hair on my legs.

[impip]

I put dents in soda cans so they're easier to hold on to.

[Blue Fox]

I chew food before swallowing it.

[impip]

I sometimes wear a watch.

[Blue Fox]

I am wearing blue panties and bra.

[Wolf007]

I don't really like mouth masks.

[impip]

One of my toenails has yellow paint on it from painting a picnic table.

[Blue Fox]

All my toenails are painted pink.

[knorke]

None of my toenails are painted right now.

[Blue Fox]

None of my fingernails are painted.

[Wolf007]

I'm currently not missing a nail. Not a single one.

[Erotica]

I know this may sound unbelievable, but my heart is always beating. It never stops... never...

[wasatlive123]

I can make my eyes vibrate

[Blue Fox]

I can swallow water.

[Sam~]

I just had a pee.

[Blue Fox]

I am not at work.

[diaperedsophie]

I once dropped soap

[Sam~]

I just took my socks off.

[Blue Fox]

I am not wearing socks.

[diaperedsophie]

I guess I woke up today

[Sam~]

Miss Lucy's slut washed her hair this morning.

[Dungeonmaster]

I´m sitting on a chair.

[housewife]

If i don't like doing something sometimes i try to do a bad job and they don't ask me again.

[Wolf007]

I reckon person above gives great tips on how deal with general labour.

[Wolf007]

Because of high outdoor temperatures, I'm having a refreshment.

[Sam~]

Miss Lucy's slut just checked, and she still has 10 toes.

[Larpus]

I am typing this message and by the time you see it I will have clicked Submit Reply.

[sandieford]

I tried reading a book once but got bored and watched it on video instead.

[Sam~]

This slut used her phone to make a phone call today.

[sandieford]

im sorting out my socks and throwing out the ones with holes.

[Sam~]

this slut used a remote to change the channel on her TV

[Dungeonmaster]

I'm writing a post to tell people I'm doing this.

[Sam~]

This slut flushed her toilet after having a pee.

[Ivanhrozny]

I wake up in the morning and go to sleep at night

[Sam~]

This slut is writing this post in English.

[taridaa]

Iam sitting in a chair right now.

[sandieford]

I just watched two fly's having sex on my bedroom wall..

[Sam~]

This slut is currently breathing through her nose.

[LPV]

=Sam~;4097952]This slut flushed her toilet after having a pee.

I hate it when girls don't flush.

Nice job, Sam!

[Dungeonmaster]

I´m eating a bun.

[Thifr]

I'm drinking a San Pellegrino Clementina.

[Sam~]

This slut is drinking out of a cup.

[diaperedsophie]

I am having a ba ba of formula

[Sam~]

This slut is using an electrically powered device to post here.

[beof95]

I drink water every day

[Dungeonmaster]

Just looked down...I have two feet :eek:

[Pet Ra]

I'm lactose intolerant

[beof95]

I am so tall, I can reach the floor

[Wolf007]

Unlike vampires, I'm able to walk around in the sunlight.

[LPV]

I can walk and chew gum at the same time!

[knorke]

I left work at high noon, but not for a duel.

[LPV]

I left work at high noon, but not for a duel.

I find everything Knorke says and does interesting!