Politely insult the person above

[little pet]

I haven't seen a thread like this around so I thought I'd make it :p

This is the place to insult the person above in the most polite and civilised manner possible.


In case you need an example: May every sock you wear be slightly twisted, just enough to be uncomfortable.

Go on, hit me with your worst :sado:

[LitDarkness]

Wouldn't it be best if you're insulting politely? I hope you think about it for the rest of the day wishing you got it right the first time.

[little pet]

For that you should be punished. May the water of your shower always be a couple degrees too cold.

[Wolf007]

That's just cruel!

Well, may your bra be one size to small for the rest of your day's...(sorry i only know how to insult severely)

[little pet]

Well, making mistakes is only human, but you're abusing that privilege.

[Runesmith]

I respect your judgement on abusing privileges, knowing that it is based on your ample experience.

[little pet]

Ouch, that hurt! :-p

I'd insult you back, but it seems mother nature has already done that job for me.

[iSpuds]

I see you couldn't be bothered to take the time to pick a ballgag image for your avatar that was perfectly symmetrical, aligning the gag with its reflection. I'm sure it would've only taken a few minutes! :rolleyes: :p

[sir stefan]

I like your avatar, i guess you chose it knowing potatoes are generally cut in long pieces and fired. It's kind of smart you choose this image as something that perfectly resembles how we experience your brain.

[little pet]

I like the agressive chains in your avatar. They work excellently as an extension of you ehh... ego.

[sir stefan]

Real nice that you know how happy i am with your ballgag, not many people are aware of the pleasure they bring by shutting up and saving others from hearing their useless, idiotic, dumb and stupid chatter.

[little pet]

It said politely. But the again, expecting certain people to read carefully, might be a bit too much

[sir stefan]

It said politely. But the again, expecting certain people to read carefully, might be a bit too much

Thanks reminding but it was not necessary, as you have noticed i was very polite, i sure did not use any language that would actually be more suited for you.
Having said that,... It's really strange that you have such mistrust in humanity,... So far i got the impression everybody was polite, but since i know you i can forgive such errornous (i would almost say slightly stupid) behaviour.

[Wolf007]

You were indeed very polite. At least as polite as a slightly drunken sailor who just found out somebody drank his last drop of booze.


(this thread is going to get out of hand...right? In about five pages there will be posts like "you stupid basterd I'll ..."):p

[little pet]

Any complaints concerning this thread can be addressed to my secretary.

I hope your coffee cup will always leave stains.

[StrawDog]

You really could have thought of a better and more engaging comeback if only you'd tried a little bit harder.

(I'm not sure if I like this, or really like this...)

[little pet]

Well, I'd love to have a battle of wits, but I see you've come unarmed...

[Runesmith]

I see you have picked an intellectually challenged person to insult. Is it because that is more within your capacity?

[DaVance]

Now, now, Mr. Runesmith, no need to stroke your ego by pointing that out. We all know she is trying her best.


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Runesmith]

Stoking one's ego involves being entitled to one in the first place, so I am very sad that you won't be able to experience that in your life.

[little pet]

Nicely put, but the difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits.

[StrawDog]

It's so cute you think you can write with authority on matters of genius and stupidity. Good for you- keep up with that positive self-reinforcement!

[little pet]

To care about your onion means I would have to value it first.

[sir stefan]

While most People have opinions, you can be so happy with just an onion. It's amazing, anybody would be bored, but not you..

[little pet]

Is that the worst you can do? Lame insults based on a spelling mistake?

[sir stefan]

Anything worse wouldn't be fair. It's not your fault your born like this.

[Runesmith]

Congratulations. The person you voted for made it to the White House.

[LitDarkness]

If you actually tried, that insult might have been hurtful, is it because you have no better insult?

[Runesmith]

I would complement you on that insult, but I used up my quota of fake praises today.

[nina@]

do you have a quota of fake praises everyday because your ego is stroked in praising those who deserve to be praised genuinely

[Runesmith]

It's impossible to insult you, as the worst thing I could say would still be a compliment.

[LitDarkness]

Are you trying to be a big boy again? Don't you think you should've got rid of the diapers first?

[Lovelife]

Says the kid with skills! Maybe you could borrow his diapers ;)

[derekj]

Good one love! Next time maybe you should consider commenting on an adult, or you may come across as someone who only insults kids. I'm sure that's not what you meant.

[LitDarkness]

Shouldn't you insult someone with the maturity of an adult. But, I guess that's not on your level.

[sunset-gd]

I anyone can beat a moron at her own game, it's you.

[Runesmith]

I anyone can beat a moron at her own game, it's you.

Wouldn't a person who manages to misspell the word "if" qualify better at that game?

[sunset-gd]

No insult for you. Just totally ashamed.

[jtruman94]

I wish your shoelaces kept getting untied every 15 minutes and you had to retie them throughout the day.

[little pet]

I hope your ear bud cable snags on every door knob you pass

[jtruman94]

I hope the light in your room flickers incessantly when you have to work.

[little pet]

I hope your socks will always be a fraction too loose.

[Dman1212]

I hope all the chocolate chips in your cookies turn out to be raisins.

[Master4074]

I hope your phone dies while you're on a long road trip without a charger.

[LPV]

I hope you run out of gas, and don't have a pretty girl with you.

[Master4074]

I hope you have 3 ugly girls and 1 pretty one that will only go out with you if she brings the 3 ugly ones.

[Runesmith]

I am happy for you, that at least your sheep don't cheat on you like your wife does with the village butcher.

[Master4074]

I'm glad to see you're in good health, much better than your brother who drowned in the pond yesterday.

[sockless74]

Don't worry some much that you smell like Limburger cheese, some people really love that stuff.

[Master4074]

Don't worry! I'm sure people would prefer to look at you than listen to what comes out of your mouth.

[littlemissslave]

It's okay that you look a bit like a troll because you have a brilliant personality

[Bijou]

I think you are damn strong, cause i would never let LPV be my boss!

[Wolf007]

Relax, not everyone can have the mental strength of an average ostrich. I'd say you're really unique!

[Master4074]

I'm glad to hear you're doing well, your good looks easily hide your lack of intelligence.

[Runesmith]

I admire your patience, horned through years of waiting in line behind 4073 other Masters.

[Master4074]

I appreciate the fact that you enjoy your hairy body enough to share it with the world, but I almost thought you were a dog.

[LPV]

Oh, sorry. Your barking woke Lpv up.

[Master4074]

Your 3rd Person charm only works on yourself LPV, sorry.

[LPV]

Most of the other people LPV k ows can chat without advertising, but yours is a unique signature for a very orfi sry person.

[Master4074]

Most people I know can make a coherent sentence, though I'm not surprised you failed cause I don't know you.

[Kifla]

It is so good that you are so active here. Finally you have people talking AT you. :)

[Master4074]

You seem pretty active yourself, do you go outside a lot though?

[LPV]

You are one of the easiest people I know to insult. There is so much to say. Lol

[Master4074]

Again I would insult you, only if I bothered to know you.

[LPV]

LPV is not really interested in knowing you.

[Master4074]

I'd try talking to you, though I don't think your attention span can last 20 seconds.

[anomalous]

When you leave a room, the average intelligence rises several points. Even if the room is empty once you've left

[KittenLicks]

When you leave a room, the average intelligence rises several points. Even if the room is empty once you've left

And when you enter, it rises as well. But only because everyone else leaves. :)

[Pariahterror]

When you go to sleep, the average intelligence rises as well.

[Master4074]

I really enjoy sleep. Distracts me from you.

[Runesmith]

Let me say I really understand why you ranked 4074th.

[beof95]

Its good that you keep writing stories even though no one likes them, it shows you have heart

[Archelaus8]

You should try to learn to breathe using your nose. I know it will be hard, but people are staring.

[Runesmith]

I would say that your inferiority complex is fully justified... unlike your delusion of adequacy.