Tell us something punny!

[Jaro]

In this thread you can post one of more sentences with a sexual/kink related pun or double entendre in it.

I'll start with some:

- I'd love to stop masturbating, but it's hard.
- Jokes about rimjobs are so tongue-in-cheek.
- Without nipples, tits would be pointless.

[MastersVoice]

There's bound to be more kink puns than this :cool:

[Jaro]

There's bound to be more kink puns than this :cool:

Yeah, more people should be posting!

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"I'd love to try fisting but it might be a bit of a stretch"
"What does it mean to suck at giving blowjobs?"

[Peachybaby]

Why does Santa clause have such a big sac? He only cums once a year

[SlaveBoy31]

Why was the foot fetishest out cold?

He got socked lolololololo :)

[MastersVoice]

Spanking is a right pain in the ass :cool:

[kurious kat]

When asked about the chastity belt, Master denied everything

[Master4074]

Why did the repairman give a lot of handjobs? Because he was a pretty handy guy.

[MastersVoice]

My friend went to a vibrator party last night. Apparently the atmosphere was buzzing. :cool:

[Master4074]

I was on a date with a rigger, though they were late for dinner. They said they got all tied up at work.

[Runesmith]

My sub said she couldn't see me on Valentine's day - I had her blindfolded.

[MarvHarvey]

Kayakers know how to paddle.

[Runesmith]

Oral sex may make your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak.

[japgirl]

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

[JohnDoeEyes]

A girl worked out I liked anal play, she has me pegged from the start.

[japgirl]

What did one saggy boob say to another?

If we don’t get some support, people are going to think we’re nuts.

[Runesmith]

I don't like to talk about molestation - it's a touchy subject.

[ChooseYourOwnDare]

Ever since I told people I like scat I've been getting funny looks. I guess my taste in music must be shit.

[japgirl]

This one isn’t the best, but it’s what someone used on me haha.

I’ll turn you into a Caucasian, when I put my cock in you, Asian.

[Runesmith]

What’s 6 foot long, vibrates and turns a small penis into a giant prick?

A motorcycle

[japgirl]

I’m feeling kind of knotty.

[Runesmith]

Yours is the prettiest face I've come across today.

[japgirl]

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob.

[Runesmith]

Don't date the archeologist; his life is in ruins.

[Runesmith]

6.9 - another great thing ruined by a period.

Dedicated to Japgirl because... well, you know.

[Runesmith]

No matter how many CDs you collect, Karl Benz has Mercedes.

[Runesmith]

Life is like toilet paper - either you are on a roll, or you are taking shit from someone.

[Runesmith]

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.