Weirdest thing you've used to masturbate?

[andrew_b]

What is the strangest thing you've used to help yourself masturbate?

For the ladies more specifically, what have you inserted in your pussy?

For the guys, what have you rubbed against or put on your cock?

[WeirdlyTurnedOn]

I made a fleshlight with a tube of pringles, a towel, two kitchen sponges and a latex glove. You can easily find the tutorial on the internet, and it feels great with the proper lube. Other than that, a cucumber in the ass.

[andrew_b]

I made a fleshlight with a tube of pringles, a towel, two kitchen sponges and a latex glove. You can easily find the tutorial on the internet, and it feels great with the proper lube. Other than that, a cucumber in the ass.

That is certainly new to me, learning new things everyday

[rhode64]

What is the strangest thing you've used to help yourself masturbate?

For the ladies more specifically, what have you inserted in your pussy?

For the guys, what have you rubbed against or put on your cock?
As a guy I have used a hollowed out marrow or a jar of chocolate spread .With the spread take off the lid put loads of layers of cling film as the lid held in place with elastic band punch a hole then push your dick through the hole feels really good for the bigger guy find a long bigger jar and fill it with spread and away you go .

[andrew_b]

As a guy I have used a hollowed out marrow or a jar of chocolate spread .With the spread take off the lid put loads of layers of cling film as the lid held in place with elastic band punch a hole then push your dick through the hole feels really good for the bigger guy find a long bigger jar and fill it with spread and away you go .

Hmm very interesting idea, not sure I'll like my dick covered in spread though.

[Tinymoose]

When I was really young I cut a hole into my snoopy doll on its crotch and put a sock on my dick and humped and came sooooo hard I used that thing countless times

[andrew_b]

When I was really young I cut a hole into my snoopy doll on its crotch and put a sock on my dick and humped and came sooooo hard I used that thing countless times

That isn't all that uncommon to use cuddly toys

[rhode64]

[QUOTE=andrew_b;2419786]Hmm very interesting idea, not sure I'll like my dick covered in spread though.
My mrs loved licking it clean so did I .

[exhib1]

Hollowed out cucumber once. It did kind of work and felt good.
Worth a try if you want too

[Buttaholic]

Was a punishment of 50 strokes using soft sandpaper (Can't damage but definitely hurts).
Don't know if it counts.

[andrew_b]

Was a punishment of 50 strokes using soft sandpaper (Can't damage but definitely hurts).
Don't know if it counts.

Yikes, what did you do to get that punishment?

[andrei]

A game controller. I coded the rumble to alternate and give wave feels.

[sexualfeelings]

When I first started masturbating I rubbed my clit with a penny over my underwear.

A penny.

[andrew_b]

When I first started masturbating I rubbed my clit with a penny over my underwear.

A penny.

Well that's a different, why a penny though? Closest thing to hand?

[Kisune Karnon]

What is the strangest thing you've used to help yourself masturbate? I don't know. A pillow?

For the ladies more specifically, what have you inserted in your pussy? N/A

For the guys, what have you rubbed against or put on your cock? Just rubbed against a pillow.

[andrew_b]

What is the strangest thing you've used to help yourself masturbate? I don't know. A pillow?

For the ladies more specifically, what have you inserted in your pussy? N/A

For the guys, what have you rubbed against or put on your cock? Just rubbed against a pillow.

I have done the same myself many times

[Buttaholic]

Yikes, what did you do to get that punishment?
I was very disobedient :D

[andrew_b]

I was very disobedient :D

God you must have been lol

[RachaelB1997]

I used a toilet plunger once, i've also rubbed my clit w/ sandpaper, a toilet brush, & probably more I can't remember.

[andrew_b]

I used a toilet plunger once, i've also rubbed my clit w/ sandpaper, a toilet brush, & probably more I can't remember.

They just sound painful yikes

[mrpropel]

What is the strangest thing you've used to help yourself masturbate? Between couch cushions, pillows also.

For the guys, what have you rubbed against or put on your cock? Walls, pillows, couches, lots of kinds of silky, smooth fabric or material. Stuff like that

[Debble]

When I was younger I used the arm of a barbie doll to masturbate.

[sexualfeelings]

Well that's a different, why a penny though? Closest thing to hand?

I used a penny because it was easy to replace and nobody thinks twice about someone with a penny in their pocket.

[andrew_b]

I used a penny because it was easy to replace and nobody thinks twice about someone with a penny in their pocket.

That is very true ha ha

[Wolf007]

Humped quite a few pillows in my days...bit messy to sleep on them afterwards though.

The weirdest would be a neck-massager-thingy...it vibed like hell. So the natural next step was...

[andrew_b]

Humped quite a few pillows in my days...bit messy to sleep on them afterwards though.

The weirdest would be a neck-massager-thingy...it vibed like hell. So the natural next step was...

These massagers sound like a of fun

[Jillbeanstock]

Hair conditioner bottle

[nerdwithabooty]

I've used a Wii remote more times that I'm proud to admit :p

[andrew_b]

I've used a Wii remote more times that I'm proud to admit :p

Oh now that's a good idea

[Iodine]

Im conflicted between saying the pillow or that incident with Tabasco sauce.

Trust me.... dont try it, it causes actual burns.

[andrew_b]

Im conflicted between saying the pillow or that incident with Tabasco sauce.

Trust me.... dont try it, it causes actual burns.

Oh god yes I'd say that would be very painful

[daisyqueen5]

Probably using a flashlight when I was younger and had no clue what to use to masturbate...

God, I wish I knew what I had been thinking.

It felt good, though, in my pussy.

[Era]

For me, it's a toss up between ice cream, and shoes.

One night I was bored and horny, and started thrusting into a small carton of ice cream. it also worked pretty well as masturbatory lube, though cumming into a cold frozen treat was definitely pleasant and interesting. That, and it's nice to be able to tell your room mate when they steal your sweets 'I hope you liked it, I came in that.' They never touch your food again.

As for shoes, or shoe rather, I had some old shoes that were about to go out, and once again, curiosity got the better of me. Having a foot fetish didn't really help to evade this temptation.

[Evermore]

What is the strangest thing you've used to help yourself masturbate?
Weirdest was hotsauce and to scrub it in with a toothbrush >.<;;( was a task)

For the ladies more specifically, what have you inserted in your pussy?
Uh... friends home made gel dildo thing. It was so fucking weird.

[Dashie]

My my, the strangest thing that helped masturbate wise were the Smelly Sweaty Socks of a female friend probably.

But Material wise because I usually use Pictures or Videos in the background, Gore?
I don't know why or how it aroused me it just did.

[andrew_b]

Probably using a flashlight when I was younger and had no clue what to use to masturbate...

God, I wish I knew what I had been thinking.

It felt good, though, in my pussy.

Yes that is potentially very dangerous

[andrew_b]

For me, it's a toss up between ice cream, and shoes.

One night I was bored and horny, and started thrusting into a small carton of ice cream. it also worked pretty well as masturbatory lube, though cumming into a cold frozen treat was definitely pleasant and interesting. That, and it's nice to be able to tell your room mate when they steal your sweets 'I hope you liked it, I came in that.' They never touch your food again.

As for shoes, or shoe rather, I had some old shoes that were about to go out, and once again, curiosity got the better of me. Having a foot fetish didn't really help to evade this temptation.

They are certainly interesting ways to do it

[andrew_b]

What is the strangest thing you've used to help yourself masturbate?
Weirdest was hotsauce and to scrub it in with a toothbrush >.<;;( was a task)

For the ladies more specifically, what have you inserted in your pussy?
Uh... friends home made gel dildo thing. It was so fucking weird.

Yikes, sounds so painful

Oh cool, did it just feel weird or good too?

[andrew_b]

My my, the strangest thing that helped masturbate wise were the Smelly Sweaty Socks of a female friend probably.

But Material wise because I usually use Pictures or Videos in the background, Gore?
I don't know why or how it aroused me it just did.

I assume you have a foot fetish

Well I did mean for physical items

[Kylenut2]

I have used a q tip in my Dick before

[LittleAmyP]

A barbieoll or pencils

[FoxyFluff]

Before I was able to buy toys, I made my own~ They'd be these elaborate contraptions made out of household items, functioning as fleshlights/penis attachments for vibrators.

One was made out of big pads of bubble wraps, and another one with a garbage bag, elastic bands, cotton pads and a water bottle. The penis vibes were all failures, I'm afraid. :c

[bareslut4u]

Well, i had a girl in college who like to watch my jerk off using mayonnaise for lube...