Now that's fucked up

[MasterMichaelNY]

Yup, do you ever get so bored that you surf the web in search of strange things. Yup that's my hobby, and it always seems to lead me to ebay.

Just in case ebay takes down this listing, it a auction for a human soul. The best part is the price buy it now for 2,000 dollar. What I like to do is sign onto my account on ebay, and offer them 19.95, if they toss in free shipping, and claim I already have too many souls, and you can get them next to nothing in Washington DC.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Human-soul-/282152088671?hash=item41b193345f:g:SPgAAOSwZVlXunk o

[Wolf007]

Haha...
Although i could use a spare soul doh...

[MasterMichaelNY]

I don't know, but I just looked up, and it say on top 666 Unread Posts. I guess somebody must like my sense of humor.

[MasterMichaelNY]

Here you go, another one, making you go WTF? Girls take notice, you have been replaced. For 200 dollar I can have a invisible girlfriend, YUP, at least I don't have to worry about her drinking my beers. I wonder what her Kik pictures looks like? (Get it, invisible girl)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sexy-Shape-Shifting-Blood-Moon-Enslaved-Succubus-Sex-Spirit-Illuminati-Ring-/322226894973?hash=item4b0638387d:g:ROsAAOSwgZ1Xr1i F

[Wolf007]

Maybe, just maybe....i'll buy the soul...buy me the invisible girlfriend...put the human soul into the invisible girl...and sell them as "invisible girl with real human soul"

Yep, that should do it.