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glue
06-22-2009, 12:38 PM
Imagine getdare was a department store, what would your job be???

I'm the assistant manager by the way :D

Coyote
06-22-2009, 12:40 PM
we should make this a person above thing. the person below chooses an appropriate job for the above user. Is that ok glue?

glue
06-22-2009, 12:41 PM
yeah ok go for it
Coyote i think you would be best in the lingerie department

Person
06-22-2009, 12:42 PM
Glue, you would be best in the supply section, as "Glue" would be in it.

Trystaan
06-22-2009, 12:43 PM
person would be Customer Relations, as he is good at dealing with people.

Coyote
06-22-2009, 12:44 PM
You would probably be best as a greeter at the entrance to a store because a person greets people. lol

kas_xx
06-22-2009, 01:19 PM
coyote should be the security guard.

Amelie
06-22-2009, 01:20 PM
Kas is the shelf stacker.

lokelake
06-22-2009, 01:22 PM
Amelie, will be a cashier.

Trystaan
06-22-2009, 01:22 PM
Loke would be selling bibles.

Night-1991
06-22-2009, 01:27 PM
Ha, good one, um, not sure, manager good for you? XD

cheesey923
06-22-2009, 01:29 PM
janitor for you just because thats the only place you would fit

lokelake
06-22-2009, 01:35 PM
Loke would be selling bibles.

And I'll sell them with pride. Next poster can skip me.

glue
06-22-2009, 01:45 PM
cheesey would be in the food department as a cheese seller

Night-1991
06-22-2009, 02:06 PM
janitor for you just because thats the only place you would fit

That was a bit harsh wasn't it?...

kas_xx
06-22-2009, 02:19 PM
Kas is the shelf stacker.

Jees, thanks!

Night-1991 can be the nightguard to make sure no one gets raped.

Officelover
06-22-2009, 08:39 PM
kas can sell pain.

(I wish for... assitant regional manager... please!)

Coyote
06-22-2009, 08:40 PM
your wish has been ...partially granted assistant semi-regional manager of selling reruns of the office.

depp
06-22-2009, 11:03 PM
I wanna be both the owner and head of undercover security. Undercover security would protect the store with pellet guns, tazers, and telescoping batons. :D

muffinfairy
06-22-2009, 11:14 PM
I'd be in the smelly bit chasing people with make-ups xD

...or wherever mrManager told me to go & do o_0

Jslave
06-23-2009, 02:35 AM
I'd be the, if you've ever seen 'Are you being served?', Mr Humphries equivelent selling things to people, and being good at it. "i'm free"

BettyBoop
06-23-2009, 04:48 AM
This is meant to be person above.
I think JSlave would be the pet selling dude.

Jslave
06-23-2009, 08:06 AM
This is meant to be person above.
I think JSlave would be the pet selling dude.


sorry, didn't realise it was a person above :eek:. Bella, you would be selling cakes and chocolates, as you're sweet. ;)

lokelake
06-23-2009, 09:56 AM
JSlave would be selling materials to make a rabbit's nest.

cheese101
06-23-2009, 11:51 AM
Loke could sell belly buttpn lint

Amelie
06-23-2009, 11:55 AM
You would obviously be the baker.

masterddk
06-23-2009, 12:04 PM
I'd be stock controller.

Making sure we were stocked up with good dares and all the toys and props

A store is no good if there is nothing to sell.

DDK

Amelie
06-23-2009, 01:30 PM
I'd be stock controller.

Making sure we were stocked up with good dares and all the toys and props

A store is no good if there is nothing to sell.

DDK

:mad:

Sixteenmads.

ps118jlg1
06-23-2009, 03:26 PM
amelie would sell penguins.

GetMeon44
06-23-2009, 04:13 PM
Ps would tell everyone, everyone else's secrets

interesting
06-23-2009, 05:28 PM
GeMeOn44 would be the secret stalker in the center of the shop, you know that guy who always hangs on and no one knows exactly what he's doing there.

That or store mannequin.

LilAngel
06-23-2009, 05:36 PM
interesting would be the guest author who signs people's book if they buy it.

ps118jlg1
06-24-2009, 02:14 PM
angel would sell little stone angels

glue
06-26-2009, 02:47 PM
ps118jlg1 would be on the refund tills, due to complications

maxim
06-26-2009, 02:48 PM
Glue would be the warehouse maneger

nitsuga
06-26-2009, 02:51 PM
Xdares would be a cleaner :)lol

ps118jlg1
06-29-2009, 07:25 AM
nit would sell knitting supplies

maxim
06-29-2009, 10:33 AM
You would sell pee to people to make drugs

Obedient_Slave
06-30-2009, 11:33 AM
Xdares would be a cleaner :)lol
Nono, X can be the junior janitor :)

BettyBoop
06-30-2009, 11:39 AM
Obedient would be the one who sprays perfume at people.

I don't know why.

nitsuga
06-30-2009, 11:41 AM
Betty boop would be a shop asistant lol

DaVance
06-30-2009, 11:42 AM
BettyBoop would sell mattresses. If you don't see her there, check under the beds!

BettyBoop
06-30-2009, 11:43 AM
BettyBoop would sell mattresses. If you don't see her there, check under the beds!
Ah, very quick there. :)
DaVance, would sell rocks and boulders.

Eon_Blade
06-30-2009, 01:14 PM
BettyBoop would be in charge of selling small red dresses :S, so yes, a shop assisstant XD

Kitten
06-30-2009, 01:32 PM
Eon would be selling some death metal CD's :D

Obedient_Slave
06-30-2009, 01:49 PM
Kitten would sell animal collars :D

its just me 2
06-30-2009, 06:09 PM
u would see the animals or slaves

dragonator
06-30-2009, 08:13 PM
youd track peoples locations and other information

its just me 2
06-30-2009, 08:46 PM
Hell Yea, u know it, u'd be the computor geek in back

dragonator
06-30-2009, 08:49 PM
yea i prolly would be since i no EVERYTHIN about computers

glue
07-01-2009, 10:50 AM
dragonator would be the pet sales assistant

D0M1N1C
07-01-2009, 11:30 AM
Glue would sell guess what.... Sausage!

dragonator
07-01-2009, 11:43 AM
you would sll that bop it n your avatar

Anjelen
07-01-2009, 04:43 PM
Dragonator would be a customer. Shopping for a dictonary? o.o

nitsuga
07-01-2009, 05:32 PM
Anjelen would be a fortune teller...LMAO! don't know why.

North1
07-01-2009, 09:24 PM
Nitsuga would be a candy shop - specializing in nuts and sugar.

Do Anything Girl
07-01-2009, 09:32 PM
North would be the encourager, giving people little pieces of paper with "pick me up" quotes on them.

DaVance
07-02-2009, 03:02 PM
Do Anything Girl would work in the on-site Travel Agency.

dared to perfection
07-02-2009, 03:06 PM
DaVance would be the manequin dresser in lingerie section

DaVance
07-02-2009, 03:12 PM
DaVance would be the manequin dresser in lingerie section


That sounds fun.

Dared to perfection would work in the Specialty Furniture Shoppe.

QuoterBuff
07-02-2009, 03:26 PM
I'd say DaVance would be good in the post card selection!

D0M1N1C
07-02-2009, 03:35 PM
QuoterBuff would likely be selling pictures of old people!

QuoterBuff
07-02-2009, 03:38 PM
hey! i think this dude is dead actually. but he was a very good actor! and so where his brothers!

Officelover
07-02-2009, 07:50 PM
Was he a Marxist? (Oy, vey!)

No, really, I love the Marx Brothers. Genius.

You would specialize in selling comedy movies.

glue
07-03-2009, 05:35 AM
As well as having a counter for office supplies, weekly you would dress as homer simpson to ntertain children when they come into the store

North1
07-03-2009, 09:59 PM
Glue! Glue! Get your glue here!

white, yellow, sticky, glue pens, liquid, semi-liquid, glue and paste recipes.... no paper, tape or scissors though. THE GLUE SHOP - get your adhesive here....


As well as having a counter for office supplies, weekly you would dress as homer simpson to ntertain children when they come into the store

glue
07-05-2009, 10:52 AM
Feel free to skip me, but i had to add one for North

you would be our on site map, directing people to different isles and to the "north" of the store

North1
07-05-2009, 01:44 PM
Oh yeah, like one of those Wal-Mart greeters. Yay!

Feel free to skip me, but i had to add one for North

you would be our on site map, directing people to different isles and to the "north" of the store

nitsuga
07-05-2009, 01:56 PM
North would be the seller in a candyshop lol

sky
07-18-2009, 10:46 AM
nitsuga could be the sweet salesman as he likes sugar (suga) lol :-)

LittleRayRay
07-18-2009, 09:09 PM
Sky, you'd be in the contruction department!!!

;) lmfao

North1
07-18-2009, 09:59 PM
It reminds me of a music store: Little Ray Ray's Records!

Roosta
07-18-2009, 10:13 PM
north i think you could work in the freezer department, you reminded me of a klondike bar

Roosta
07-18-2009, 10:35 PM
as for LittleRayRay i'd send you to the infants department, seeing how you love babies:D

fork
07-19-2009, 05:32 PM
Roosta would work in the pet department, tending to the roosters and hens! (Yes there are roosters and hens in this pet department lol)

Yay this is my 500th post and I am now a distinguished member!

LittleRayRay
07-19-2009, 05:54 PM
as for LittleRayRay i'd send you to the infants department, seeing how you love babies:D

I hate babies! AHG! I'd say, "Run while you still can. They only get worse." To the mom.

Hah.

Fluffy, I'd put you in the library. The sexy -librarian :)

fork
07-19-2009, 06:33 PM
I hate babies! AHG! I'd say, "Run while you still can. They only get worse." To the mom.

Hah.

Fluffy, I'd put you in the library. The sexy -librarian :)
xD I used to work in a library.

Skip me! Next goes to ray ray

BettyBoop
04-27-2010, 09:24 AM
Little Ray Ray would sell Care Bears, or something.

Stix
04-27-2010, 10:27 AM
Bettyboop would sell ice cream :)

Not sure why...she just would :)

BettyBoop
04-27-2010, 10:58 AM
Stix would sell camping equipment.

chubbsman7
04-27-2010, 02:09 PM
I think BettyBoop would be an adveriser! :D

Why? Well... Face it... Can't you see BettyBoop as the next advertiser for ShamWOW?

maxim
04-27-2010, 02:11 PM
The Security Guard.
You after makes me feel your not scared to shoot and protcect others (:

Stix
04-28-2010, 01:25 AM
maxim would sell Doctor Who Paraphernalia :P

Nixie
04-28-2010, 06:10 AM
Stix would of course be in the Music Dept. :)

North1
05-06-2010, 04:20 PM
nixie = cosmetics department ;)

DaVance
05-06-2010, 04:29 PM
North1 would have a seasonal job during the Christmas Holidays. He would be roasting some chestnuts over an open fire in the public cafe!!

Stix
05-06-2010, 04:33 PM
DaVance would sell board games :P

Officelover
05-07-2010, 08:27 PM
Stix would sell pick-up-sticks.

Anjelen
05-07-2010, 09:15 PM
Head of the office supplies departement. As if there was ever any question.

Mere
05-07-2010, 10:49 PM
I'd say, Anjelen should be the sales manager..!!
I <3 your username by the way! :)

Kisune Karnon
05-08-2010, 01:27 AM
Night can be a night guard.

Slenderman - Doctor
05-08-2010, 02:11 PM
Till operator.

Makes sense seeing as that's what I do in actual real life.

:D

Anjelen
05-08-2010, 07:13 PM
Custodian.

... What? he's got a bloody sonic screwdriver!. Do you know how much we'd save on tools!?

usemeplease
05-08-2010, 07:22 PM
I would be the trainee :)

LittleRayRay
05-08-2010, 07:28 PM
You would be in the storage rooms, shuffling through boxes of extra Kleenex boxes.

BettyBoop
05-09-2010, 09:30 AM
LittleRayRay would be selling cupcakes.

http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/2164261/z211724644_large.jpg?1273195764

Kisune Karnon
05-09-2010, 09:32 AM
Betty is the greeter.

Anjelen
05-10-2010, 07:39 AM
KisuneSoldier - Store security. Obv.

DaVance
05-10-2010, 05:37 PM
Anjelen would rate, proofread, and rewrite all the store's advertising so customers would run to the store salivating for a purchase.

Anjelen
05-10-2010, 06:52 PM
As far as i'm concerned DaVance just got the job of head of PR.

Welcome to the team. ;)

Platypus
05-10-2010, 06:59 PM
anjelen is the guard dog

Anjelen
05-10-2010, 07:03 PM
Guard wolf. Canis Mawwus Humongous.

And that platypus... Well, i hear y'all have poisoned barbs.

You can help store security keep the population of shoplifters down.

moxie
05-10-2010, 07:05 PM
Anjelen also serves as the IT manager.

Stix
05-10-2010, 11:47 PM
moxie would sell carbonated drinks :P

donneythejedi
05-11-2010, 07:06 PM
idk what u would do. maybe be a loss prevention officer

Crusher_63
05-11-2010, 07:13 PM
Light saber sales department

Kisune Karnon
05-11-2010, 07:54 PM
Guard wolf. Canis Mawwus Humongous.

And that platypus... Well, i hear y'all have poisoned barbs.

You can help store security keep the population of shoplifters down.

He's my guard wolf!

And Platypus can we my guard...platypus..???

slaved ftw
05-11-2010, 08:21 PM
kisun would be the dude who works the cashregister :) rofl

chubbsman7
05-11-2010, 08:58 PM
Slavedftw would be a... resident greeter? :confused:

moxie
05-11-2010, 10:31 PM
Chubbs would be the keeper of cool.

Kisune Karnon
05-11-2010, 11:07 PM
moxie is the motivational person who walks around saying good job.

laraw
05-12-2010, 04:02 AM
You'll try on the lingerie, so the customer can see how it will look on there partner.

Mr.RainbowBanana
05-12-2010, 08:29 AM
laraw would be the dare tester down in the labs under the shop ;P

Kisune Karnon
05-12-2010, 08:45 AM
Mr. Rainbow Banana will be at the men's department store helping out the guys.

pettas8
05-12-2010, 08:48 AM
you can have a job as the local stripper :P

Anjelen
05-13-2010, 09:04 AM
Pettas will obviously be in charge of the store's entertainment department. that was a great idea!

the doc
05-13-2010, 09:11 AM
anjelen will be security as she has a wolf as avatar she will bite the crap out of everyone we dont want in the store :P

Anjelen
05-13-2010, 09:16 AM
... Let's not put this person in charge of the bathrooms, shall we? I'm a man. A MANLY man.

MAN-LEE!

Instead, the doctor can run the first aid center...

Leopard
05-13-2010, 09:19 AM
Anjelen can do inspections to make sure the female staff are up to scratch.

the doc
05-13-2010, 09:20 AM
ok leo will take ur job then

SlutPuppy
05-14-2010, 03:43 AM
The Doc can be well.. Just that, THE DOC! Well one of them at least :p And make sure everyone is in tip-top shape to has sexy times ;o!!! (jokes) :rolleyes:

Leopard
05-14-2010, 05:57 AM
Puppy can run the pet department!

the doc
05-14-2010, 06:20 AM
so you can be the pet to be sold :p

BettyBoop
05-14-2010, 07:35 AM
Hmm, maybe the first aider.
Shops don't have Doctors do they? :p

Kisune Karnon
05-14-2010, 08:55 AM
Betty would be the poster girl/model for advertisements.

glue
05-18-2010, 01:18 AM
Kisunesoldier would be the leaflet distributer

OOH by the way, simply loving the store, its got to be the size of times square for all these members of staff :)

the doc
05-18-2010, 07:14 AM
Glue is to glue some leaflets near the entrance on the walls

Nixie
05-18-2010, 07:20 AM
Duh the DOc... Ohh Doctor.... Heehee... giggle giggle

the doc
05-18-2010, 07:42 AM
haha thats really the first time somebody tells me to be the doc
you can be uuhmm the one who keeps everybody silent (avatar)
or for the dutch people she can be nothing XD dutch joke srry

Stix
05-18-2010, 08:15 AM
The Doc...would sell medicine...duh

sontch
07-03-2010, 03:56 PM
stix would be in the nature department....

Mere
07-04-2010, 09:20 AM
You'd advise the outfits to the users :D

the doc
07-05-2010, 04:38 AM
hmmm you can be the boss course what else can princesses do :P

Mere
07-05-2010, 06:56 AM
You can be the doc :p ...my personal one :D

SlutPuppy
07-05-2010, 09:42 AM
:D Mere can be the princess who tells everyone how awesome they are!

BettyBoop
07-05-2010, 01:06 PM
Puppy would work at the pet shop, selling puppies? :D

the doc
07-05-2010, 02:04 PM
betty would work un the lingerie department
selling or trying on for ppl

sekai
07-05-2010, 02:06 PM
I see you in a Coffee Shop :p

DaVance
07-05-2010, 07:01 PM
Sekai would work as a mannequin in the Mens Clothing department.

the doc
07-06-2010, 01:14 AM
Vance would be survival expert and giving tips in the dpartment that sells that kind of stuff

keykitty
07-07-2010, 09:59 AM
The Doc would be the manager of pharmaceuticals xD (yay for big words)

davgrant
07-07-2010, 10:05 AM
Keykitty would be Pet Product Salegirl

sontch
07-08-2010, 01:55 PM
monogramming. definitely. ^^

Slugger
07-08-2010, 01:56 PM
Scaring enimies off.
Avatar made me think of it.
:p

sontch
07-08-2010, 04:09 PM
salesman of all dreams and wonders. And pie.

the doc
07-09-2010, 07:59 AM
sontsch will keep the underaged away from the adult shops

Stix
07-11-2010, 05:27 AM
The Doc would sell medicine...I guess :P

submissive_puppy
07-26-2010, 01:03 AM
Stix would be one of the toastmasters (check the dictionary)

Avis
07-26-2010, 04:29 AM
Considering it was his 500th post, and quickly after, he got banned, fork can work in anniversary and sympathy cards...

fitsexyguy
07-26-2010, 04:33 AM
Haha Avis can be manager or something of lingerie and all things sexy :P

adam160818
07-26-2010, 04:37 AM
i see you as the perfume man just like joe off freind all cowboyed up lol :P x :p:cool:

Avis
07-26-2010, 05:32 AM
Shoe section for sure :)

adam160818
07-26-2010, 05:46 AM
hahaha woop woop be like a fantisy come true lol :L x

and i see you in the kinky games section :D x

yours_slave
07-17-2011, 06:31 AM
Adam will be in the ladies shoe section. Assisting ladies with shoes and helping them to try them out so he can peek in. :D

aliciabi
07-17-2011, 07:41 PM
Well clearly you would be the bondage gear fitting room assistant.

Wasn't_Me
07-17-2011, 09:04 PM
I feel you would be the style consultant in this bondage department you speak of.
So you could let new little slaves and Dominates deside what is the gear for them :D

Master92
07-17-2011, 09:35 PM
Ok I have to put u on janitorial duties cuz well ur name is wasnt me what do people say wen they make a mess wasn't me so that shall be ur job

MasterPain
07-17-2011, 09:45 PM
lets have you be one of the faceless elevator attendant, just because you don't have a profile or sig. but hey, making love in a elevator is pretty sweet.

Eminem jr
07-21-2011, 11:52 PM
Be the welcomer person, as you tend to like contact with others *cough* profile pic *cough*

popem111
07-22-2011, 04:22 PM
you would be the poor sap who is the "do whatever you want to me" nude slave at the entrance to get customers