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phanmail
06-18-2016, 02:25 PM
I'm not your pal buddy!

Buzzlightyear
10-06-2016, 12:36 AM
I'm not your buddy, guy!

sexualfeelings
10-12-2016, 06:17 PM
Ii'm not your guy, bro!

Wolf007
11-18-2016, 07:22 AM
I'm not your bitch, mate!

sexualfeelings
11-19-2016, 11:37 PM
I'm not your mate, dude!

Runesmith
11-19-2016, 11:54 PM
I'm not your dude, bitch!

iSpuds
11-20-2016, 07:24 PM
I'm not your bitch, friend.

Sagarkoe
11-21-2016, 09:36 AM
I'm not your friend, person.

Runesmith
11-21-2016, 11:39 AM
I am not your person, droid.

Wolf007
11-21-2016, 12:12 PM
I'm not your droid, humanoid!

Sagarkoe
11-21-2016, 01:52 PM
I'm not your humanoid, Robot!

Wolf007
11-25-2016, 08:49 AM
I'm not your robot, sugarpie!

nina@
12-19-2016, 12:13 PM
I am not your sugarpie!! Wolfie

Runesmith
12-19-2016, 12:44 PM
I am not your wolfie, slut!

nina@
12-20-2016, 01:59 AM
I am not your SLUT, MORON!

Read my declaration! phew!

Wolf007
12-20-2016, 08:07 AM
I'm not your MORON, lollypop!


(yeah, i decided to take the more soft approach...)

nina@
12-23-2016, 08:08 AM
I am not your lollypop, hotdog!

Runesmith
12-23-2016, 08:46 AM
I am not your hot dog (ok, I am gonna refrain from making comments about you being welcome to enjoy my hot dog), snowflake

nina@
12-25-2016, 11:57 AM
I am not your snowflake grinch!

I am gonna refrain from providing reasons!!

Runesmith
12-26-2016, 12:20 AM
I am not your Grinch, elf.

nina@
12-26-2016, 08:34 AM
I am not your elf, KnowItAll

Runesmith
12-26-2016, 08:58 AM
I am your KnowItAll, Smartypants.

nina@
12-26-2016, 09:00 AM
I am (but not your's) smartypants, buddy

oh gosh you can't be tricked into saying that you are not a know it all!!

Runesmith
12-26-2016, 09:04 AM
I am not your buddy, girl

Even if I was, I wouldn't be for long with those candy striped panties just begging to be ripped off.

nina@
12-26-2016, 09:48 AM
I am not your girl! bro ;)

Wolf007
12-26-2016, 10:20 AM
I'm not your bro, sister!


(what a weird thing to say):p

nina@
12-26-2016, 10:53 AM
I am not your sister, mister!!

Masterwants
12-27-2016, 01:22 AM
I am not your mister, sweetie!

Runesmith
12-27-2016, 12:04 PM
I'm not your sweetie, cowboy!

Masterwants
12-27-2016, 02:22 PM
I'm not your cowboy, gurly!

Runesmith
12-30-2016, 11:37 AM
I'm not your gurly, pops.

Masterwants
12-30-2016, 03:32 PM
I'm not your pops, old man

Wolf007
12-31-2016, 04:11 AM
I'm not your old man, pussycat.

iSpuds
12-31-2016, 04:17 AM
Ain't your pussycat, motherfu...I mean, broseph. :rolleyes:

Wolf007
01-02-2017, 07:38 AM
I'm not your broseph, puppet.


Ps: thanks for swallowing your pride.:p

nina@
01-02-2017, 04:52 PM
I am not your puppet, poet!

Runesmith
01-03-2017, 12:50 AM
I am not your poet, moppet.

Masterwants
01-03-2017, 08:12 AM
I am not your moppet, honey-bunny.

Runesmith
01-04-2017, 03:03 AM
I'm not your honey-bunny, popsicle

Masterwants
01-04-2017, 07:50 AM
I'm not your Popsicle, babycakes

Runesmith
01-04-2017, 09:49 AM
I'm not your babycakes, weirdo!

nina@
01-05-2017, 01:25 AM
I am not your weirdo, geek!

Masterwants
01-05-2017, 03:40 AM
I'm not your geek, twinkletoes

Wolf007
01-05-2017, 04:20 AM
I'm not your twinkletoes, fairy-princess

Masterwants
01-05-2017, 04:44 AM
I'm not your fairy-princess, jezebel

nina@
01-18-2017, 02:33 PM
I am not your jezebel, wimp!

Runesmith
01-18-2017, 10:58 PM
I'm not your wimp, snob!

bthomas
01-18-2017, 11:00 PM
I'm not your snob, punk!

Masterwants
01-19-2017, 01:39 AM
I'm not your punk, chav!

Runesmith
01-26-2017, 07:46 AM
I am not your chav, duffer!

Masterwants
01-26-2017, 08:54 AM
I'm not your duffer, chump

Runesmith
01-28-2017, 12:57 AM
I'm not your chump, pikey!

Masterwants
01-30-2017, 01:24 AM
I'm not your pikey, spiv

nina@
02-08-2017, 01:07 PM
I am not your spiv, greedy!!

Masterwants
02-10-2017, 08:31 AM
I am not your greedy, glutton

Runesmith
02-10-2017, 11:51 PM
I am not your glutton, sybarite

jtruman94
02-14-2017, 11:20 AM
I'm not your sybarite, hedonist!

Masterwants
02-23-2017, 10:00 AM
I am not your hedonist, chubbychops

Edgeandenial
04-22-2017, 02:45 AM
I am not your Dominant, Domface

lilK
04-27-2017, 07:27 PM
Im not your Domface, Yūjin

Masterwants
04-27-2017, 11:43 PM
I'm not your Yujin, Tomodachi

lilK
04-29-2017, 08:54 PM
I'm not your Tamodachi, Phillip

jtruman94
05-03-2017, 12:15 AM
I'm not your Phillip, Tovarisch.

Runesmith
12-10-2017, 10:51 PM
I am not your Tovarisch, Ryadovoy.

alias
12-10-2017, 10:54 PM
I'm not your Ryadovoy, brotato

Masterwants
12-11-2017, 01:34 AM
I'm not your brotato, potato.

alias
12-11-2017, 02:00 AM
I'm not your potato, tomato

Masterwants
12-11-2017, 02:17 AM
I'm not your tomato, gelato

Wolf007
12-11-2017, 10:01 AM
I'm not your gelato, amigo

Runesmith
12-11-2017, 10:19 PM
I'm not your amigo, bot.

Masterwants
12-12-2017, 02:08 AM
I'm not your bot, womble.

alias
12-13-2017, 12:52 AM
im not your womble, weeble

Masterwants
12-13-2017, 07:20 AM
I'm not your weeble, tweeny

alias
12-13-2017, 04:15 PM
I'm not your tweeny, tiny

Runesmith
12-13-2017, 10:29 PM
I'm not your tiny, agent.

alias
12-13-2017, 10:54 PM
I'm not your agent, smith

(Posted this for the matrix reference agent smith, didn't think until after I posted that because the person who posted before me was runesmith it could be taken another way lol)

Masterwants
12-14-2017, 03:05 AM
I'm not your smith, smithers

alias
12-14-2017, 08:29 AM
I'm not your Smithers, dudemeister

Masterwants
12-14-2017, 08:57 AM
I'm not your dudemeister, moocher

SeaFlower
12-14-2017, 10:37 AM
I'm not your moocher, hooker

Runesmith
12-14-2017, 10:59 PM
I'm not your hooker, kopela

alias
12-14-2017, 11:10 PM
im not your kopela, person

Runesmith
12-15-2017, 12:07 AM
I'm not your person, entity

Masterwants
12-15-2017, 01:04 AM
I'm not your entity, clone

Wolf007
12-15-2017, 05:16 AM
I'm not your clone, drone.

Runesmith
12-16-2017, 01:30 AM
I'm not your drone, doppelgaenger

nina@
12-22-2017, 01:50 AM
I am not your doppelganger Grinch

alias
12-22-2017, 01:54 AM
I'm not your grinch, santa

SeaFlower
12-22-2017, 02:25 AM
I'm not your santa, panda

alias
12-22-2017, 02:30 AM
...this one hurts, because I love pandas and am very much a fan of being called panda. but in the spirit of the game *sighs*

I'm not your panda, birdie

SeaFlower
12-22-2017, 02:35 AM
you can still be a panda even if not my panda :p

I'm not your birdie, piggy

alias
12-22-2017, 02:38 AM
i'm not your piggy, munchkin

nina@
12-22-2017, 09:54 PM
I am not your munchkin, elf

alias
12-22-2017, 11:39 PM
i'm not your elf, frodo!

Runesmith
12-23-2017, 01:33 AM
I am not your Frodo, Gandalf

Wolf007
12-23-2017, 08:51 AM
I'm not your Gandalf, orc.

alias
12-23-2017, 02:09 PM
im not your orc, dwarf

Runesmith
12-26-2017, 12:37 AM
I'm not your dwarf, halfling!

alias
12-26-2017, 01:39 PM
im not your halfling, hobbit!

nina@
12-26-2017, 11:39 PM
I am not your Hobbit, rabbit

alias
12-27-2017, 10:25 AM
im not your rabbit, kitty

nina@
12-27-2017, 11:46 AM
I am not your kitty, fishy

Wolf007
12-27-2017, 12:18 PM
I'm not your fishy, bunny.

alias
12-27-2017, 03:33 PM
im not your bunny, puppy

Runesmith
12-27-2017, 11:52 PM
I'm not your puppy, guppy

Sarge90
12-29-2017, 06:38 PM
I'm not your guppy, yuppie...

(couldn't resist continuing the rhyme)

Runesmith
12-30-2017, 12:20 AM
I'm not your yuppie, limey

Master4074
02-24-2019, 04:14 PM
I'm not your limey, homeslice.

Sismaster
02-24-2019, 04:17 PM
i'm not your homeslice, honey

MastersVoice
02-24-2019, 04:17 PM
I'm not your homeslice, darlin'

Master4074
02-24-2019, 04:17 PM
I'm not your darlin', chum.

Sismaster
02-24-2019, 04:19 PM
I'm not your chum, chick

LegLuvr
02-24-2019, 04:20 PM
I’m not your chick, girl.

Master4074
02-24-2019, 04:21 PM
I'm not your girl, buddyo.

Sismaster
02-24-2019, 04:21 PM
i'm not your buddyo, bro

Master4074
02-24-2019, 04:24 PM
I'm not your bro, broham.

MastersVoice
02-24-2019, 04:25 PM
I'm not your broham, sweetpea.

Master4074
02-24-2019, 04:26 PM
I'm not your sweetpea, Pumpkin.

MastersVoice
02-24-2019, 04:42 PM
I'm not your pumpkin, fruitcake.

Master4074
02-24-2019, 04:43 PM
I'm not your fruitcake, babe.

Sismaster
02-24-2019, 04:45 PM
I'm not your babe, sugar

Master4074
02-24-2019, 05:35 PM
I'm not your sugar, cake.

MastersVoice
02-25-2019, 02:23 PM
I'm not your cake, treacle.

Sismaster
02-25-2019, 03:19 PM
I'm not your treacle, beatle

Peachybaby
02-25-2019, 03:38 PM
I'm not your beetle, bitch.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 07:48 PM
I'm not your bitch, bimbo.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 07:57 PM
I'm not your bimbo, Master.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:01 PM
I'm not your Master, Slut.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 08:03 PM
I'm not your Slut, cocksucker.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:04 PM
I'm not your cocksucker, cuck.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 08:06 PM
I'm not your cuck, chicken.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:07 PM
I'm not your chicken, bullhonkey.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 08:12 PM
I'm not your bullhonkey, asshat.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:12 PM
I'm not your asshat, dingus.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 08:14 PM
I'm not your dingus, penis.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:16 PM
I'm not your penis, jerkoff.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 08:17 PM
I'm not your jerkoff, oil guzzler.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:18 PM
I'm not your oil guzzler, car.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 08:22 PM
I'm not your car, dad.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:22 PM
I'm not your dad, kid.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 08:30 PM
I'm not your kid, barista.

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:32 PM
I'm not your barista, punkin.

Fieldofbunnys
02-25-2019, 08:33 PM
I'm not your punkin, pumpkin. :p

Master4074
02-25-2019, 08:37 PM
I'm not your pumpkin, bumpkin.

Fieldofbunnys
02-26-2019, 05:12 AM
I'm not your bumpkin, kinbump.

MastersVoice
02-26-2019, 05:16 AM
I'm not your kinbump, kitten.

Fieldofbunnys
02-26-2019, 05:20 AM
I'm not your kitten, hotstuff.

MastersVoice
02-26-2019, 05:22 AM
I'm not your hotstuff, chickpea.

Peachybaby
02-26-2019, 07:10 AM
I’m not your chickpea, Sir

MastersVoice
02-26-2019, 07:12 AM
I'm not your Sir, bratty little slut. :p

Master4074
02-26-2019, 07:50 AM
I'm not your bratty little slut, boy.

Consensus
02-26-2019, 08:02 AM
I'm not your boy, genius!

Master4074
02-26-2019, 08:24 AM
I'm not your genius, breadslice.

Fieldofbunnys
02-26-2019, 07:57 PM
I'm not your breadslice, homeslice dawg.

Master4074
02-26-2019, 08:25 PM
I'm not your homeslice dawg, broham.

Fieldofbunnys
02-26-2019, 08:28 PM
I'm not your broham, field of bunnies.

Master4074
02-26-2019, 08:44 PM
I'm not your field of bunnies, buddyboy.

AngelicSinner
02-26-2019, 09:57 PM
I'm not your buddyboy, dingdong

Master4074
02-26-2019, 10:35 PM
I'm not your dingdong, blood.

MastersVoice
02-26-2019, 11:33 PM
I am not your blood, brother.

Master4074
02-27-2019, 12:01 AM
I'm not your brother, sister.

MastersVoice
02-27-2019, 12:09 AM
I'm not your sister, mister.

Master4074
02-27-2019, 12:27 AM
I'm not your mister, papa.

AngelicSinner
02-27-2019, 02:11 PM
I'm not your papa, loony

Master4074
02-27-2019, 02:58 PM
I'm not your loony, homeslice breadslice.

MastersVoice
02-27-2019, 06:28 PM
I'm not your homeslice breadslice? Waffle cake.

Master4074
02-27-2019, 07:04 PM
I'm not your waffle cake, cupcake.

AngelicSinner
03-01-2019, 01:36 PM
I'm not your cupcake, sugar plum

Master4074
03-01-2019, 02:17 PM
I'm not your sugar plum, John Smith.

MastersVoice
03-01-2019, 04:10 PM
I'm not your John Smith, sausage.

Peachybaby
03-01-2019, 04:38 PM
IÂ’m not your sausage, dickwad

MastersVoice
03-01-2019, 04:47 PM
I am not your dickwad, cutelips

Master4074
03-01-2019, 05:17 PM
I am not your cutelips, Gump.

AngelicSinner
03-01-2019, 05:22 PM
I'm not your gump, Stump

Master4074
03-01-2019, 05:38 PM
I'm not your stump, Trump.

NoPantsKayla
05-23-2019, 02:06 AM
I'm not your Trump, dearie.

anthem
06-01-2019, 08:49 PM
I'm not your dearie, professor.

Runesmith
07-13-2019, 10:06 AM
I am not your professor, newbie.

DeepInnerFreak
01-29-2020, 11:34 AM
I'm not your newbie, geezer.