Iodine
03-27-2016, 11:11 AM
24/male/slave seeks any age/any sex/master in any location
Intro
Yo.
This is my advert.
Laters.
*end's thread*
Real and slightly more serious intro
naaaah im just kidding with you all, anyway I figured id throw a new and improved* advert together.
Anyway as you have probably guessed if you've read the thread title, im a 24 year old guy looking for a master/owner. Now for what you cannot gather from the title, i'm a 5 ft 8 bi guy from the lovely land of Scotland.
Anyways lets get onto the more juicy part of this advert, what im looking for.
What Im looking for.
Someone who wants to domme me in the long term
A kind and caring, but strict and mean dominant. (oxymorons are go!)
Someone who will respect my limits and will understand if I say no.
Someone who is interested into some of my likes. (you dont have to be into all of them just some of them).
Someone who has actually taken the time to read my add, if you have make sure to include the number 7 in the title of your reply.
Someone who doesnt type in l33t speak or txt speak too much. Theres a difference between moderation and well.... OMG lol k3wl.
Someone who is willing to put some time into this, time zones are annoying I know.
Now that this list is out of the way, lets get onto the next one.
What I Can offer.
Instead of going on and on about myself, heres just a small list of me.
I'm a honest person
I am quite a loyal person
I'm not the type of person just to run away and not get back in contact, if I dont want to continue i'll say.
A very obnoxious sense of humour. (I like to make bad jokes.)
My body. ;) ** (On-line only)
Yep, this advert is mostly lists. I'm in a listy sorta mood today. So onward to more list's.
My likes/Dislikes/Limits/Toys
My Likes.
Pet play: If you are into this, this will be a huge advantage to me considering your response.
Anal: Even though im not that experienced in it, it is rather.... exhilarating.
Orgasm denial: Because there's nothing better to say that I own you, like having someone control one of your orgasms.
Humiliation: There's just something about being embarrassed that... turns me the fuck on.
Watersports: Its just so... dirty. Dirty in the good way. :p
Pain to a point: You know how it goes, I dont like stubbing my toe but suffering for someone else's enjoyment, is kinda really delicious.
My Dislikes.
Lines. They are just.. utter tedium.
Corner time.
Wedgies
My Limits.
Look theres alot of generic limits that i could put down here, but they are just common sense. Think death, permanent ect.
Sounding: Just no, I used to know a guy on a different forum who nearly destroyed his penis doing this and after hearing all the gory details about it. Id rather not risk it.
Photos/vids until I trust you.
Breath play: Im asthmatic so yeah no.
Obvious Public: I dont want to get arrested or risk that.
Hard CBT: I dont want to risk the wangs*** functionality okay.
Spending alot of money on demand: I mean its okay if you want me to buy something small if needed, but im not going to break my bank buying a new sex toy without a good reason, ive got alot of them already.
Shaving: Yeah, im sorry my body is rather hairy. Im not shaving it or waxing it. I am willing to shave my penis/wang/joystick**** but anything obvious is a no go.
My toys.
Yes there's alot of them. Toys are fun. :3
A Faux fur tail butt plug. Okay at the moment it is in two parts the tail sorta fell off. I do have super glue so it can be rebuilt, but I am considering buying a new one.
A bloody cool looking cane. One of the best looking sex toys I have ever bought, right up there with the tail.
Butt plugs, I have a few of them.
A glass dildo: Yep its glass and looks cool, it looks alot better than the silicone ones in my opinion.
clover nipple clamps: I haven't actually tried yet, ive had them for ages but i still havent found a good opportunity to use them.
A enema kit: Because a dudes gotta be clean if hes playing with the behind.
You will all be happy to know, thats the final list of this advert. Lets get onto something else.
My Living Arrangements
I live in a flat with four other people. We do have locks on our doors so there isnt any real risk of someone barging in on me, but I do have to keep the sound a bit down low because of this. To put that in perspective spanking and hitting myself are all good, screaming at the top of my lungs is not.
I currently work in a call centre 7-3 (depending on if im covering someone's shift or not(I tend to do that often, blame the fact that I live near my work, its a blessing and a curse) So im generally free out width those times. Sundays excluded as my grandparents tend to come up those days.
Outro
Well guys thats that, if you are interested please get in contact via pm and we can discus from there. Also im going to put a little disclaimer here, if your response is incredibly dumb, obnoxious or downright insulting expect to be ignored/posted in a blog if its hilarious.
Thanks for reading, and just for reading all that here's a cat picture.
http://www.fndvisions.org/img/cutecat.jpg
*Note: improved does not in any way imply that this is a better advert. Improved is actually the name of this advert, its surname is bob. I dont know why, blame the parent.
** Note: Cheesy 80's porn music not included.
*** Giggles, yes i said wang.
**** Giggles childishly
Intro
Yo.
This is my advert.
Laters.
*end's thread*
Real and slightly more serious intro
naaaah im just kidding with you all, anyway I figured id throw a new and improved* advert together.
Anyway as you have probably guessed if you've read the thread title, im a 24 year old guy looking for a master/owner. Now for what you cannot gather from the title, i'm a 5 ft 8 bi guy from the lovely land of Scotland.
Anyways lets get onto the more juicy part of this advert, what im looking for.
What Im looking for.
Someone who wants to domme me in the long term
A kind and caring, but strict and mean dominant. (oxymorons are go!)
Someone who will respect my limits and will understand if I say no.
Someone who is interested into some of my likes. (you dont have to be into all of them just some of them).
Someone who has actually taken the time to read my add, if you have make sure to include the number 7 in the title of your reply.
Someone who doesnt type in l33t speak or txt speak too much. Theres a difference between moderation and well.... OMG lol k3wl.
Someone who is willing to put some time into this, time zones are annoying I know.
Now that this list is out of the way, lets get onto the next one.
What I Can offer.
Instead of going on and on about myself, heres just a small list of me.
I'm a honest person
I am quite a loyal person
I'm not the type of person just to run away and not get back in contact, if I dont want to continue i'll say.
A very obnoxious sense of humour. (I like to make bad jokes.)
My body. ;) ** (On-line only)
Yep, this advert is mostly lists. I'm in a listy sorta mood today. So onward to more list's.
My likes/Dislikes/Limits/Toys
My Likes.
Pet play: If you are into this, this will be a huge advantage to me considering your response.
Anal: Even though im not that experienced in it, it is rather.... exhilarating.
Orgasm denial: Because there's nothing better to say that I own you, like having someone control one of your orgasms.
Humiliation: There's just something about being embarrassed that... turns me the fuck on.
Watersports: Its just so... dirty. Dirty in the good way. :p
Pain to a point: You know how it goes, I dont like stubbing my toe but suffering for someone else's enjoyment, is kinda really delicious.
My Dislikes.
Lines. They are just.. utter tedium.
Corner time.
Wedgies
My Limits.
Look theres alot of generic limits that i could put down here, but they are just common sense. Think death, permanent ect.
Sounding: Just no, I used to know a guy on a different forum who nearly destroyed his penis doing this and after hearing all the gory details about it. Id rather not risk it.
Photos/vids until I trust you.
Breath play: Im asthmatic so yeah no.
Obvious Public: I dont want to get arrested or risk that.
Hard CBT: I dont want to risk the wangs*** functionality okay.
Spending alot of money on demand: I mean its okay if you want me to buy something small if needed, but im not going to break my bank buying a new sex toy without a good reason, ive got alot of them already.
Shaving: Yeah, im sorry my body is rather hairy. Im not shaving it or waxing it. I am willing to shave my penis/wang/joystick**** but anything obvious is a no go.
My toys.
Yes there's alot of them. Toys are fun. :3
A Faux fur tail butt plug. Okay at the moment it is in two parts the tail sorta fell off. I do have super glue so it can be rebuilt, but I am considering buying a new one.
A bloody cool looking cane. One of the best looking sex toys I have ever bought, right up there with the tail.
Butt plugs, I have a few of them.
A glass dildo: Yep its glass and looks cool, it looks alot better than the silicone ones in my opinion.
clover nipple clamps: I haven't actually tried yet, ive had them for ages but i still havent found a good opportunity to use them.
A enema kit: Because a dudes gotta be clean if hes playing with the behind.
You will all be happy to know, thats the final list of this advert. Lets get onto something else.
My Living Arrangements
I live in a flat with four other people. We do have locks on our doors so there isnt any real risk of someone barging in on me, but I do have to keep the sound a bit down low because of this. To put that in perspective spanking and hitting myself are all good, screaming at the top of my lungs is not.
I currently work in a call centre 7-3 (depending on if im covering someone's shift or not(I tend to do that often, blame the fact that I live near my work, its a blessing and a curse) So im generally free out width those times. Sundays excluded as my grandparents tend to come up those days.
Outro
Well guys thats that, if you are interested please get in contact via pm and we can discus from there. Also im going to put a little disclaimer here, if your response is incredibly dumb, obnoxious or downright insulting expect to be ignored/posted in a blog if its hilarious.
Thanks for reading, and just for reading all that here's a cat picture.
http://www.fndvisions.org/img/cutecat.jpg
*Note: improved does not in any way imply that this is a better advert. Improved is actually the name of this advert, its surname is bob. I dont know why, blame the parent.
** Note: Cheesy 80's porn music not included.
*** Giggles, yes i said wang.
**** Giggles childishly