bondfan
06-13-2007, 08:44 AM
If you want to smoke a cigarette, this is what you have to do:
Put 1d6 ice cubes in your underwear. They have to melt before you are allowed to smoke
Get something messy, put it in your underwear and give yourself a wedgie. Wait 5 mins. Now smoking, you are not allowed to pick the wedgie or clean until you smoked.
Get naked. Put clamps on your nipples and crotch. Get dressed. Smoke.
Get naked. Smoke in front of an open window.
Masturbate while smoking. You must stop the moment you finish smoking, not sooner not later.
Lucky! You are allowed to smoke without doing anything.
PS: If you are a non-smoker, you could do it for sweets or something.
Put 1d6 ice cubes in your underwear. They have to melt before you are allowed to smoke
Get something messy, put it in your underwear and give yourself a wedgie. Wait 5 mins. Now smoking, you are not allowed to pick the wedgie or clean until you smoked.
Get naked. Put clamps on your nipples and crotch. Get dressed. Smoke.
Get naked. Smoke in front of an open window.
Masturbate while smoking. You must stop the moment you finish smoking, not sooner not later.
Lucky! You are allowed to smoke without doing anything.
PS: If you are a non-smoker, you could do it for sweets or something.