The corrupted wish game.

[Amelie]

Ok, the idea of this game is that you grant the wish of the person above you but you also put a negative twist on it. A curse so to speak.

For instance;

Player 1: I wish I could take a holiday in the Bahamas

Player 2: Wish granted although you have to spend your holiday with Hitler.. awkward!

Make sure you make your own wish as well as granting one or else the game wont work.


I will start. I wish I could have the next week off school.

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted, a week off school but you can't leave your room.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[interesting]

Wish granted: you win a million dollars, but it's all taken away in backtaxes!

I wish I could travel in time to when I was younger and experiment things I failed to experience back then.

[vivala_dare]

wish granted but you have no use of your penis but to pee out of it.

I wish for a good book?

[Bloxo]

I send you a copy of the Iliad, but it's in it's original Greek.

I wish I had a successful job!

[Komodo Jones]

Wish granted, you have a successful job but it's on an island in the middle of nowhere.

I wish that my college professors were less sadistic.

[dared to perfection]

wish granted but now they are ultra happy and freaking annoying.

i wish i could have a real life mistress

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted but when you meet your mistress 'she' surprisingly has a penis.

I wish my Dad would let my boyfriend stay for longer.

[Komodo Jones]

Wish granted, but your dad finds out he has a secret past so he's sent to jail for 10 years.

I wish that I could get a job playing video games for a living.

[lydiab6]

Wish granted, but the video games you get to play are the kind designed for toddlers to help them learn their abc's

I wish I had a boyfriend...

[dared to perfection]

wish granted but you get the most embarassing car in the world.

i wish i had sex toys

[Komodo Jones]

Wish granted, but you find out that they've all been previously used by people with VD.

I wish I didn't have to do this gay English paper on analyzing a poem.

[Coyote]

you dont have to do your english paper. But you have to do the paper in spanish.


i wish i had the ability to shapeshift

[Amelie]

Wish granted however once you have changed you may never change back, and you can only change into a bee, that has one wing.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Officelover]

Wish granted, but she gives you a monkeys paw. It gives you three wishes. You first wish for $25. You get it, but it's your girlfriends paycheck. She wanted you to have it before she killed herself. Then you (foolishly) ask to see her again. She turns into a ghost to haunt you. Then you wish her at peace, and you never see her again.

I wish for a coin for the coin machine.:p

[cheesey923]

you get the coin but the machine eats your money

i wish i could throw discus farther then my friend

[Komodo Jones]

Wish granted, unfortunately you throw discuses so far that you hit your true love in the head giving him/her a concussion and thus giving them amnesia.

I wish that indecent exposure was not illegal.

[overlord]

wish granted but everyone who lives near you moves away and are replaced by 80year old dudes

i wish i had go-faster stripes

[dared to perfection]

wish granted but they are a horrible colour

i wish to pass my science exam tomorrow

[interesting]

Wish granted: you pass with flying colours, but the jocks think you're a geek and they beat you up

I wish someone would call.

[Lonelyangel]

Wish granted but you are caught cheating and have to do tests everyday for a week.

I wish i could be the perfect little sissy for a week.

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted, but you end up a little 6 year old girl.

I wish I could go on holiday.

[Lolly]

Wish granted. But it rains the entire time.

I wish I don't have homework. :D

[voyad]

wish granted but you have school for 12 hours a day

i wish could live forever

[Kitten]

Wish granted, but you'll get so sick, rigor mortis will set in before you are really dead.

I wish there were no emo wannabe´s

[Pikachu]

Wish granted....There now all dead

I wish my life was perfect

[Komodo Jones]

Wish granted, your life is perfect...perfectlly awful!

I wish that there could be a real-life get together of all the members of getdare.

[Anjelen]

Your wish is granted.
Unfortunately the only space big enough available on such short notice is inside Mt. Krakatoa.
Wich is a volcano, in case you're wondering. Doubt too many people will show...

I wish SOMEONE's parent(s) - you know who you are - would stop acting like assholes and start acting like actual parents.

[overlord]

wish granted nut they treat you like you are 2

i wish i had xray vision

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted, but the pressure eventually melts your eyes.

I wish I had a free shopping spree.

[Anjelen]

Wish granted. Ten minutes after, though, you're arrested for shop lifting.
With no receits to back you up, you're now in prison with a 250-pounds-of-muscle agressively lesbian cellmate who calls herself 'Bella'.

I wish my minor case of food poisoning (curse you, convenient pre-baked pancakes!) would be over with so i could return to something resembling activity.

[Lonelyangel]

Wish granted however during your activity you fall and break a leg.

I wish i could always wear bra, panties and corsets.

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted, you can wear those, but only as a Grandma.

I wish I had my own apartment with my friends.

[naked40]

Wish granted, but it's in a squat in the wost part of town.

I wish I was slim and handsome

[Pikachu]

Wish granted but you have the worlds smallest penis

I wish pokemon were real :p (and they obeyed and loved me)

[Logan429]

Wish granted, however you are a poor bum with no clothes and no human talks or makes eye contact with you.

I wish I was a girl magnet

[Ciandon]

Wish granted, however your magnetism is literal. It's a bit hard to get them off when they stick to you...

I wish I could teleport. For sure.

[cheese101]

You can teleport but only after you kill ten people and then only half of the time you teleport to you get to the place you want to get. the other times you get trapped in a tube and have to wait for someone else to show up.


I wish this wish couldn't get messed up

[Anjelen]

Wish granted, but now noone can remember what you wished for in the first place so your cleverness gets defeated by ignorance.

I wish i had better luck

[Kitten]

Granted, but the luck of everybody around you will be gone ._.
They'll hurt themselves constantly, and lose their stuff or get mugged.

I wish I wouldnt lose my panties all the time D:

[overlord]

wish granted they are now perminantly attached

i wish i could do a tripple bakflip

[Kitten]

Granted. You can do it. Its just the landing where you break your neck.

I wish my itch would be gone.

[Komodo Jones]

Wish granted, but it's replaced with a headache every day.

I wish that the majority of my final exams were not comprehensive.

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted but you fail them all.

I wish I could drive at 15.

[Kitten]

Granted, but once you pass your exam all cars will be banned all over the world

I wish I could be with my Master right now :(

[Trystaan]

Wish granted, But he makes you do pentance or w/e for an hour :p

I wish I wasn't ill.

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted, you become the image of perfect health you cannot die. Unfortunately, you can grow old, you get older everyone you know dies, and you're severely elderly.

I wish I could be in a great movie.

[youngscotsman]

wish granted but you are forced into a "snuff" flim and die a slow and horrible death

i wish i could make people happy

[Lolly]

Wish granted. But you make yourself really depressed and commits suicide after you entered a really deep depression.

I wish to be immortal and can do anything I want without getting in trouble. :P

[overlord]

wish granted but the immortality means u have a permanant immortal itch just where u cant reach

i wish that more of my friends were into tord

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted, but they refuse to play with you, they have parties all the time playing with each other, of which you aren't invited.

I wish I could get a job.

[youngscotsman]

u get a job as a post man after about a year u become depressed and climb a tower with a rifle,,,

i wish a could find a misstress

[lokelake]

Wish granted. But she ends the relationship after one day.

I wish there was zero insects all year.

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted, all the insects die out, including bees, stopping pollination, all the plants die, we get no oxygen, we die.

I wish I had every book ever.

[Lolly]

Wish granted. But they all burn to ashes because someone dropped a lit match on one of the books.

I wish I can see into the future.

[cheesey923]

wish granted but you see yourself die and one often meets ones destiny on the road to change it so you actually walk into the trap that is death

i wish my teacher wouldnt care about the lyrics of the song for my continuation

[Komodo Jones]

wish granted, but the lyrics are all about your darkest dirtiest secret.

I wish my throat wasn't so sore and scratchy.

[cheesey923]

wish granted but only a black mans cum soothes it

i wish my mom had girlier clothes for crossdressing

[Kitten]

Wish granted. She will only have pink, frilled dresses with ruches and flowers, and glitter etc. etc.
Then again, that will be all she wears. She'll follow you around in that kind of outfit, embaressing you in front of your friends etc.

I wish the head on my hair would grow faster >.>

[overlord]

wish granted u now grow hair at a meter a second with no way of stopping it

i wish my internet wasnt so crappy

[Lolly]

Wish granted. But the internet bill goes up 100x's

I wish for some food

[Amelie]

Wish granted, but it's horse meat.

I wish to do well in my exams

[Lolly]

Wish granted. But you die of a heart attack when you get the results back.

I want Fallout 3 and a DS Lite (old one got jacked)

[doomed_soul89]

Wish granted. But you die of a heart attack when you get the results back.

I want Fallout 3 and a DS Lite (old one got jacked)

granted, only all your systems break so you can't play fallout 3 and the DS lite weighs 50 pounds

[Amelie]

I wish this thread would come back from the grave.

[Xelias]

Granted, but your hopes and dreams must replace it and lie forever dormant and unfulfilled :O

I wish to be able to write for a living and shrug off my apathy


on reflection shrugging probably isn't the best metaphor for the ridding of apathy....

[analog_heart]

wish granted, but you're making money writing about things you hate, and you can't seem to write about anything else

i wish i had my music appreciation essay written already

[Pancakes]

Wish Granted, the paper is finished, but not good at all. You fail the assignment.
I wish that I had some dares to do so I wasn't so bored.

[BlitzMundane]

Granted, but they involve breaking all of you pre-set limits, including some you didn't even know you had.

I love this game!!!

I wish I had some to bang right now.

[Demon Thief]

Wish granted. You get a fifty-year old guy with leprosy.

I wish for the next person to have an extremely corrupted wish.

[Ninjota]

Wish granted. It..er...well...i dont even...


I wish my wish was extremely corrupted. ;)

[davgrant]

Wish granted but the wish is so corrupted you die from its corruption.

I wish the person I waiting for would come online soon.

[caseyxbaybe427]

Wish granted! But that person ends up being your mom...

I wish my best friend was being less bitchy today.

[memyselfandi]

Wish granted! But everyone else around you is being 150 times bitchier

I wish I was prettier

[BlitzMundane]

Wish granted. But you become so beautiful that millions of Twitards rape you everyday, mistaking you for their beloved Edward.

I wish that this chocolate would last forever.

[momo]

Wish granted but you'll get a permanent stomach ache as long as you eat it.

I wish that I never had to wear make up again and would feel confident that way.

[Aivey]

Wish granted, only that the reason why you are confident is because you have become an overconfident snob...


I wish I were able to get into my dream university :P

[BlitzMundane]

Wish granted. You get accepted by giving every male on the school board an intense blowjob.

I wish... that I knew.

[memyselfandi]

Wish granted. But you know too much that your head explodes

I wish I had somewhere fun to go tonight :)

[Officelover]

Wish granted. But you can never go anyplace fun after this.

I wish I had more money.

[Stix]

Wish granted, but the bank you put it all in miraculously disappeared...shame

I wish I could find a girl and live happily ever after :)

[analog_heart]

wish granted, but you've come down with a terminal and debilitating disease, and only have a week to enjoy your happily ever after.

i wish it was Thursday already so i could see my friend from out of town

[Aivey]

Wish granted, it's thursday, but your friend had to leave all of a sudden to a foreign country for a reason he can't tell you...

I wish that I had ice cream right now...

[BlitzMundane]

Wish granted. You die.


I wish I had a miniature giraffe (like in that awesome commercial with the Russian guy).

[memyselfandi]

Wish Granted. But it brings along 500 Friends and they eat you alive :)

I wish it was hot outside.

[Mere]

Granted, but then you'll have to spend all day outside in the sun, naked :eek: :p

I wish.. I knew Korean better :(

[Ninjota]

Wish granted! You know Korean, he is a personal friend now and smells like cheese, and has a creepy obsession with you..


I wish i was UFC Heavyweight Champion :P

[Stix]

Wish granted...but you get beaten up in your first match and die...

shame...


I wish I played drums for a MASSIVELY popular band :) and we did festivals and concerts all around the world

[Mere]

Granted, but then you will have to look gross :( :eek: :p

I wish I had more freedom...

[moxie]

your wish in granted but you develop a severe yeast infection.

I wish there were more hours in the day

[musicluva]

Wish granted, but the extra hours are spent in school.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[momo]

Wish granted, but once you find something to wish for it's too late 'cause you've already posted in this thread and now it's corrupted, leaving you more upset than you were before.

I wish I had a new cell phone that was indestructible and good looking.

[wearegh]

Wish granted but your phone service gets turned off due to circumstances beyond your control and it cannot be activated. Leaving you with a good looking, indestructible phone that can't be used.

I wish that I was 18 years old right now.

[moxie]

Your wish is granted but you are abandoned by all of your family and friends.

I wish I had an arm chair.

[equilibrium]

wish granted, but it's covered in anthrax.

I wish that getdare was more active.

[Cheesey]

wish granted
except you log onto 1,000,990,223,678 unread posts a day and 123452 people in the chat room at a time.

i wish someone would massage my sholders.

[equilibrium]

Wish granted, but they have chicken pox.


I wish I wasn't so shy.

[Cheesey]

wish granted but you can only shout, and everyone you see you fuck.

i wish i had a cat tail :D

[equilibrium]

Wish granted, but it was a implant... and it got infected, now you're dead !

I wish that my wish didn't get corrupted ;)

[Cheesey]

wish ungrantable. lol the past is the past. and now i have corupted this wish and you are sadder then ever.
(HA I AM SO GLAD TO BE DEAD)
i wish my stuffed monkey didnt smell bad.

[equilibrium]

Wish granted, your stuffed monkey doesn't smell bad now... it is now your aggressive, blood hungry, live monkey.

I wish I had another cat.
(off to do the dare right now :D )

[Cheesey]

Wish granted, your stuffed monkey doesn't smell bad now... it is now your aggressive, blood hungry, live monkey.

I wish I had another cat.
(off to do the dare right now :D )

so much for going to do it now.....

wish granted. its made of rotten cheese.

i wish you would go do my dare :P

[moxie]

I head off to do your dare but I am distract by your running naked down the street and never make it.

I wish I had a tail.

[Cheesey]

wish granted, except beacause you copied my wish the wish fairy (me) comes and eats your tail, then all your blood pours out of this big hole in your butt. so now your dead.

i wish the world was nicer.

[moxie]

The world is nicer, but it is because you have been jailed.

I wish I had a fan.

[Cheesey]

wish granted,except its my mutaded cellmate who broke out of jail to kill you (with love).
i wish i couldnt bleed.

[moxie]

You can't bleed but it makes you permanently infertile.

I want a new window.

[equilibrium]

wish granted. you have a new window, but your builder went a bit overboard. your whole house is glass! no privacy!

i want to sleep

[moxie]

You get to sleep but it is such a deep sleep that you have peed your panties when you wake up.


I want a kiss.

[jj1234]

Wish granted, BUT your kiss is from a smelly fish >:) hehhe

I wish I can have the girl I fancey :) <3

[Canker1]

Wish granted but she hates you forever.

I wish i had a new car.

[moxie]

Good news, you have a new car, Bad news, it is a lemon.

I want someone to tell me a secret.

[juggernaut_lloyd]

wish granted , but overnight some burgler steals it

i wish i didnt have to go college again

[Canker1]

Wish granted but now you are stupid.
Wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted.

[moxie]

Your wish is granted, but you are stuck with a job cleaning latrines.

I want to watch a pretty girl have sex.

[juggernaut_lloyd]

wish granted , but you are blind xD

i wish i could get raped o.0 lol :/

[Canker1]

Wish granted. But it is a guy Who rapes you and you die from embrassment.

I wish i was more submissive.

[equilibrium]

Wish granted, but you know have to do everything everyone says. EVERYTHING. ANYONE. So, when people say, pinch me, fuck you etc .... ;]

I wish i would do my assignments

[Canker1]

Wish granted. But you lose them the day they are due.
I wish my wish wouldnt be Corrupted.

[equilibrium]

Wish granted. but the world implodes, because not corrupting a wish involves dividing by zero!

i wish this wish will be corrupted ;)

[Canker1]

Wish granted. But canker explodes cause this is to much.
I wish i could turn invisible.

[linearizationcannon]

Wish granted, but with invisible eyes, you can't see. Furthermore, you can turn invisible but you can't turn back visible.

I wish I could have sex however I wanted, with whoever I wanted, whenever I wanted, at will.

[equilibrium]

wish granted, but they have a plethora of STDs.

i wish i was less tired

[moxie]

You are less tired but you are now unable to sleep at all.

I wish I had a weed whacker.

[laurenu]

Wish granted you have a wee wacker but no arms

I wish I lived in a normal home not on a farm

[DILYY]

wish granted but on your farm nothing grows...

I wish i could cum whenever i want

[Canker1]

Wish granted. But you cant cum when you are with a girl.
I wish that the girl i like likes me back.

[caseyxbaybe427]

wish granted! but she becomes obsessed and starts stalking you.

i wishh i was prettierrr. ):

[Cheesey]

hwish granted except you are being stalked by a ton of strangers who love you. and eventually one kills you (I will not go into detail).....

I wish I didn't get bloody every month

[riley138]

wish granted but you get pregnant every month and have ababy every month

i wish justin bieber would have sex with me

[Demon Thief]

Granted, but he gave you the AIDs virus. You have six months to live.

I wish for a glass of water.

[Mere]

Yea but it's not fir for drinking >.>
And can cause you hell >.>

I wish I had everything so I didn't have to wish for anything ever :p

[KosherKrackers]

Wish granted, you are now perfect in every way with everything your heart desires.

Of course, with nothing left to achieve, nothing left to strive for, nothing left to accomplish, and nothing more to improve, all joy will be shallow and all endeavours will be devoid of passion.

I wish I was nine feet tall and could breathe fire.

[Canker1]

Wsh granted but the fire you breathe melts your internal organs and you die.

I wish i was 25.

[ramsfan06]

wish granted, but on ur birthday the goverment says you have to change ur birthday to 11.

i wish i was dominated by a shemale.

[moxie]

You are dominated by a she male but you lose interest and fall asleep.

I want more hours in the day.

[Canker1]

Wish granted. But there are so many hours that you die before the day is over.

I wish i would be 25 for as long as i wanted.

[moxie]

You remain 25 forever because you are killed by a falling tree.

I wish I had a pogo stick.

[zabuza]

wish granted but it only bounces 1 cm off the ground

i wish for my own laptop

[moxie]

You get a laptop but it is broken and cannot be repaired.

I wish I had a better pogo stick.

[Stix]

Wish granted...but it only bounces 1.1 cm off the ground :P

I wish I had a girlfriend :(

[Anjelen]

Wish granted by RealDoll.com

I wish i wasn't so bored.

[AtticsToEden]

Wish granted, you will be randomly flicked on the ear by an invisible monkey.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.

[Naughty Nicole]

Wish granted but you end up sitting around and doing nothing instead.

I wish i could fly

[womble]

Wish granted but you can never land.

I wish I could have some fun.

[moxie]

You have some fun, but your girlfriend breaks up with you over it.

I wish I had a new car.

[dragonator]

wish granted, you have a new car that goes 100000000000000000000000000000 miles an second, but you go so fast you crash into the air and die.

i wish for infinite wisdom.

[moxie]

You are granted infinite wisdom but lose all common sense.

I want a pretty girl.

[Digiyaoi]

Wish granted, but she's into pegging and only pegging

I wish I had a better understanding of the workings of my mind and whatnot

((wow.....I really do sound like a psychology nut))

[Makayla<3]

Wish granted, and you gain the ability to understand other poeple totally if you kiss them <3

I wish my body wasn't messed up :crys:

[Digiyaoi]

((Oh my god that'd mess my mind upm so bad trying to decide whether or not to do it))

wish granted, but your body becomes so awesome the mere presnece of it wipes out all existence within 2 lightyear radius from you

I wish I could get all my memories from past lives

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted, but you realise you've been a dung beetle in every one.

I wish more people would PM me.

[Digiyaoi]

Wish granted, but they are all flames

I wish I wasn't one of the few insomniacs on getdare.com (or rather that their were more insomniacs on getdare.com)

[Makayla<3]

Wish granted, but you turned into a normal person who loves getdare :P

I wish my body was just right. :crys:

EDIT: oops too late :(

[Digiyaoi]

((I honestly do not understand the dare master and dare slave thing mentioned on this site...I've heard of S&M but if that's what you're referring to I'm a bit too ukeish to remain a Master. I'd probably have to switch roles every now and then))

Wish granted, but even then you have the inexplicable feeling that something's not quite right

I wish that i knew what I longed for

((friends? :3 ))

[Makayla<3]

Wish granted, you get tons of friends. But your friends always exclude you out at parties...

I wish I could please my master :P

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted, but your master doesn't please you.

I wish people here would stop lying.

[Digiyaoi]

((not so sure that's what i long for...and i was asking to be friends with you XD ))

Wish granted, buthe becomes so pleased he never punishes you ((*Gasp* say it ain't so!! XD))

I wish i had a fake i.d. that said i was 22....no...26 ((i could legally rent cars!!!))

[Makayla<3]

Wish granted, but poeple start telling the truth all the time and tell your secrets too...

I wish people would accept who I am, and not by looks :crys: ((well right now, until i get surgery :) ))

[Digiyaoi]

gah i'm too slow!!


Wish granted, but people become so accepting their isnt enough conflict to entertain you

I wish i responded faster

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted, but they're all randomly filled with the word 'tepid'.

I wish I took things more seriously.

[Digiyaoi]

What -tepid- does tepid mean??

Wish granted, but you lose the ability to have any joy in life

I wish i could draw sigils better XD

[Sharp Nacelle]

You should probably corrupt my wish in a way that *hasn't* already happened...

Granted, but you become blind and so don't realise.

I wish my throat wasn't sore after singing too loudly in the car.

[Digiyaoi]

Wish granted, but its due to the sudden awakening of a dormant nervous system disorder that makes it so you can't feel anything

((sigils arn't drawings by the by....))

I wish I wasnt so damn cold

[dragonator]

wish granted, because you were right! you were damned so now your burning to death in hell. lol

I wish i had a sword made out of a meterorite like Attilla the Hun's 'Sword of Mars'

[Digiyaoi]

Wish granted, but it changes shape and size to match your penis in its different states of hardness

(just for the hell of it)

I wish i had an ohMiBod

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted. But it only responds to 'We've Only Just Begun' by the Carpenters.

I wish that a certain work colleague of mine would LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

[BettyBoop]

Granted, your work colleague leaves you alone in the middle of the desert.

I wish I could drive legally at 16.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted, but sadly you turn out to be incompetent.

I wish BettyBoop would update her Hottie of the Week - Girls album.

[sockless74]

Wish granted, but all of the pics are of anime characters.

I wish I had a female slave to keep locked up in a closet.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted, but - oops! - you accidentally killed her.

I wish I had some creme brulee.

[sockless74]

Granted, but that isn't cream...

I wish I was a Youtube Star

[Demon Thief]

Granted, but all your videos are of you doing increasingly painful stunts.

I wish for nothing.

[sockless74]

Granted, you are now floating in a vast area of nothingness. Nothing but darkness in every direction, nothing to see, nothing to hear, nothing to eat or drink, nothing to breathe.

I wish I could time travel.

[MasterPain]

granted but when you are timetraveling to the past you are eaten by a dinosoure

i wish i could spell right

[sockless74]

Granted, every word you write or type always comes out correctly, in fact you do not have the ability to spell anything wrong, however it is all in pig latin.

I wish my farts didn't stink of make noise so I could just let them go any time I wanted.

[Noxcreatura]

Wish granted but your face will tell when you farted by lighting up beet red, and everyone will walk away from you 4 feet every time you light up.

I wish I had a sponge to mop up the can of coke I just dropped on the floor.

[sockless74]

Granted, but it is sponge bob and he is completely soak and dripping seaweed and salt water all over your floor.

I wish I could eat more ice cream without getting fat from it.

[AlmightyElemental]

Wish granted but the ice cream is forced into your throat at random intervals from this point foward with no control on quantity, quality OR flavor. Hopefully you don't get Squid! ^_^

I wish I had the ability to jump in and out from any TV show at will without the characters getting mad at my intrusions.

[sockless74]

Granted, but every TV you get near automatically starts playing the Teletubbies on every channel.

I wish I could have an orgasm any time I wanted just by thinking "I want an orgasm now" I could control how long and intense it was too.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted, but I have a similar ability, and I make you have orgasms at what turn out to be rather unfortunate times for you.

I wish I knew what all the apparent drama around here was about.

[AlmightyElemental]

I grant that wish. God rest your soul. xP

I wish I didn't have to deal with annoying pop-up and banner ads on the internet anymore(without losing access to the internet or my eyes).

[sockless74]

Granted, but now the ads jump out of the screen and onto your lap where they bully you into visiting their web-site or buying their products.

I wish I was able to spend extremely long periods of time locked inside very small tight spaces without getting cramps or so uncomfortable that I have to get out.

[AlmightyElemental]

Wish granted but unfortunately, that means you're forever stuck in an invisible box, fitting your dimensions perfectly. You can still walk but that's about it. ^_^

I wish Justin Bieber would grow some frickin' balls! xD

[Sharp Nacelle]

He does, and smacks you about the face with them until you're unconscious.

I wish I didn't need to go out.

[sockless74]

Granted you now do not have to go out of your home for anything, everything you need or want magically appears just by thinking about it. However, you can't go out of your home and no one can come in. There is also no doors or windows so you can't even see out. You are alone inside forever.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

[Demon Thief]

Granted, but every time you read someone's mind, they are capable of knowing your intermost secrets.

I wish I had the Rinnegan.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted, but you don't realise you're wasting your life.

I wish my sense of humour wasn't so fucking nasty sometimes...

[JustAnotherGuy]

Granted, but you don't realise you're wasting your life.

I wish my sense of humour wasn't so fucking nasty sometimes...

Granted but you can no longer act in any sexual ways..

i wish i was immortal

[momo]

Wish granted, but you forever suffer an unbareable pain that leaves you paralyzed.

I wish I had a soft, sweet, healthy kitten. ^^

[MetalGreek]

Granted, now you have a lion cub which will eventually eat you alive...

I wish to be able to be good at anything I try to do.

[sockless74]

Granted, but suddenly you sole obsession in life is collecting bottle caps.

I wish I had x-ray vision I could turn on and off at will and it would have different power levels to see through thin or thick things.

[timetoshine]

Wish granted, but you are unable to see through clothing.

I wish i could create word peace.

[MetalGreek]

Granted now you have created the word "peace" good job!

I wish for a banana

[sockless74]

Granted, but it is alive and wearing pajamas and walks around your house signing annoying songs 24 hours a day.

I wish I could teleport any where I wanted any time I wanted.

[timetoshine]

Granted, but objects such as phones, and clothes cant go with you. only flesh.

I wish for 10000000 dollars.

[sekai]

Granted, you get 10000000 freshly printed Monopoly dollars.

I wish for ... hm ... I wish for a maid :)

[timetoshine]

Granted. Its your grandma in a sexy maid costume.

I wish i had wings, and could fly.

[MetalGreek]

granted, but now you have to regrow them for every time you wish to fly, and it is the equivalent of giving birth out of your dick

I wish to live nextdoor to my girlfriend

[timetoshine]

Wish Granted, but the day you move next door to her she breaks up with you for being to obsessive.

I wish i could read minds when i wanted.

[sockless74]

Granted, but when you are around people they are only able to think about hairy Russian men.

I wish I could travel though space in some type of personal force field bubble thingy.

[timetoshine]

Granted, but the bubble is solid steel, and you cant see out of it. have fun floating around for eternity in pitch blackness.

I wish i had a dog.

[sockless74]

have fun floating around for eternity in pitch blackness.

Actually I'd probably like that, lol.

Granted, but your dog is a dark hound which smells of brimstone, is evil and will probably kill you unless you are a dark fiend.

I wish my computer ran faster.

[MetalGreek]

Granted, it is now so fast you don't even see what is being typed up and eventually it generates a black-hole sucking everything in.

I wish for a rock

[timetoshine]

Granted. You now have a rock. Have fun.

I wish for infinite intelligence,

[sockless74]

Granted, but since you know everything you now find everything extremely boring since you already know every minuscule detail about every activity you are doing.

I wish I had some magic beans.

[cobia90000]

Wish granted your testicles fall off and grow into a giant tree.

I wish to move my mother-in-law out of my house

[timetoshine]

Wish granted. She also takes her daughter with her.

I wish that i was invincible.

[moxie]

You are invincible, but people are intimidated so you lose all of your friends.

I wish I wasn't waiting for a smog test.

[sockless74]

Granted, but now you are waiting for a heart transplant.

I wish I didn't have pain in my right side almost all the time.

[timetoshine]

granted. You now have pain on your left side 24/7.

I wish i was better at every sport i played.

[Demon Thief]

Granted, but now you're horrible at every other aspect in life.

I wish for a wish that wished a wish to wish that wishing wished away all the wishes for wishes that wish go wishy washy with wishiness that wishes nothing.

[timetoshine]

Granted, but you now have a headache.

I wish to stay just the way i am.

[sockless74]

Granted, you are now stuck in the position you are in when you typed that wish (sitting I assume).

I wish I could have as many orgasms in a day as I wanted without getting tired or sore.

[timetoshine]

Granted, but now you dont have any sexual organs.

I wish that this face :p wasnt pink

[MetalGreek]

granted, but now it is switched with your face. have fun with a pick emoticon for a face.

i wish for...God

[timetoshine]

Granted. You are overwhelmed by his awesomeness. you break into never-ending tears.

I wish for a piece of dirt.

[sockless74]

Granted, but the piece of dirt is the size of a city bus and in falls on you crushing you to death.

I wish I could loose weight just by telling my body where to remove the fat from.

[tiffc]

Granted but now no one loves you cause they liked you before.

I wish for nothing.

[Sulea]

Granted. A black hole consumes the entire solar system.

I wish my credit cards were all paid off.

[sockless74]

Granted because the government decided to abolish credit card companies and forced everyone to pay them 100% of what they owe in only 1 month, which caused you to sell all that you own leaving you homeless, which in turn caused you to lose your job, friends and family.

I wish for good affordable health insurance.

[Matt Uk]

Wish granted, but all the hospitals near you are rubbish.

I wish I had a female friend with the same desire for sexual adventure :p

[sockless74]

Granted, but she weights 800 pounds, never bathes and is very very hairy.

I wish for the best TV system available.

[Sulea]

Granted, but the TV system must be wall-mounted and it weights more than the wall can support, causing it to collapse.

I wish for world peace.

[BlitzMundane]

Granted. This brings on the rapture (followed by the apocalypse) and we all die (except the believers).

I wish for better understanding of the human mind.

[Sharp Nacelle]

OK, but you realise that it's truly horrible.

I wish my car was fixed already.

[BlitzMundane]

Granted. The first time out, a Bud Lite semi truck, whose driver had fallen asleep, careens through a school zone (miraculously missing all of the kids) but T-bones you, slamming you and your newly-fixed vehicle into the side of a large building. You die instantly.

I wish for instantly shaved legs!

[Sharp Nacelle]

Alright, shaved right off at the hips.

I wish I could dance properly.

[Sulea]

Granted, but dancing is now banned in all civilized nations.

I wish I was psychic.

[sockless74]

Granted, but due to all the fake psychics that have been around for so mang years the government cracks down on all psychics and burns them at the stake.

I wish I had a spaceship.

[Mistress_Louisa]

Granted, but you will now be repeatedly cloned against your will and without your knowledge, sent to space for a solo mission, destined to die over and over again, all alone. Can you tell I enjoy the movie Moon? :p

I wish I could play the guitar

[AlmightyElemental]

Alright, sure. But that's ALL you can do. For the rest of your life, however long that is, you'll be playing the guitar non-stop 24/7. Whenever you try to put it down, it instantaneously reappears back in your still playing hands, which will never stop playing by the way. Oh, and all you know how to play is Freebird. ^_^

I wish I'd stop losing The Game.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Sure. You stop losing The Game. Oops, I said The Game.

I wish it was a little bit warmer.

(The Game.)

[AlmightyElemental]

Alright. You've doomed us all. The Earth will crash into the sun within the next hour. Thanks a lot.

I wish I had the ability to start and/or stop time at will, excluding stopping myself of course.

[sockless74]

Granted, but the first time you stop and restart time it screws up everyone on Earths heartbeats and they all die simultaneously of massive heart attacks and you are now alone.


I wish I could have a 24 hour super orgasm that didn't squirt sperm.

[Kisune Karnon]

Wish granted but after it's over you will never be able to orgasm again.

I wish I lived with the person I loved.

[sockless74]

Granted, but the person you love absolutely hates you with everything in them, nothing would make them happier than to make your life miserable, yet you continue to love them.

I wish for a huge impregnable fortress to command my empire from.

[Kisune Karnon]

Wish granted, but the only problem is your empire is made up of imaginary people.

I wish that I never had any issues in my life.

[MetalGreek]

Granted, but then life becomes too boring and you commit suicide from the lack of conflict.

I wish....for a chemical that can make any woman's breasts become larger and they will stop growing once i snap my fingers :D

[timetoshine]

granted. you spread them on your GF, but then loose your fingers. her boobs get so big that they become a planet.

I wish for money

[alex_carter]

Your wish is granted, but then you're never allowed to keep more of it than is absolutely necessary for you to have a basic amount of food, water and basic shelter. The rest of any money you ever get is given to charity.

I wish I were a famous, pretty, smart, talented, well liked, teen celebrity and I had a famous, handsome, smart, talented, well liked teen celebrity boyfriend who gave me anything I want, and that we are a dream couple that would never break up.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Granted. But deep down inside you realise how utterly pointless your life is, and while you seem happy on the outside you are perpetually disturbed by your lack of making any genuinely positive contribution to society.

I wish I didn't have to move in order to eat.

[sockless74]

Granted, now food magically appears in front of you and floating into your mouth, however, it never stops causing you to become one of those people that weights over 1,000 lbs and is stuck in bed.

I wish I could control computers with my mind.

[Hornyguy]

Granted. Your brain now has an unusual connection to all the computers in the world which allows you to control them anytime you want. But alas, it's not long until a computer virus infects your brain. You freeze-up in a coma, have no memory, and now on life-support. Sorry.

I wish I have superpowers like Superman with knowledge of the future and past and also have powers to heal/cure people.

[sockless74]

Granted, but now since you are so powerful people are coming to you in hordes wanting to know their futures and for you to cure all their aliments, even stupid minor ones. You become so annoyed that you fly away to your fortress of solitude never to be seen again, living out the rest of your life knowing the bleak future that you will be alone for the next million years that you will live.

I wish I could make womens clothing disappear just be willing it to happen.

[timetoshine]

granted, but you now make ALL woman's clothing disappear never to come back... that includes your family.

I wish i had a new car.

[littl3]

u get a new car... but the doors wont open and it has those dogs that were discussed in the bikini dare thread...

YIKES! lol

i wish i had a new job...

[kendra_gurl]

Your wish is Granted: are you happy passing out collection cups at the Sperm Bank.


I wish Lottery ticker would finally win

[sockless74]

Granted, but right after you win you abducted by aliens and are dissected.

I wish I could cause people to have orgasms just by looking at them and willing it to happen.

[kendra_gurl]

Granted: but now you are 100% impotant and shriveled up to just a 2" penis.

BTW thanks for that termendous orgasm you gave me while looking at my photo


I wish my boobs were the perfect size..no wait they are

I wish my waist was just 2inches smaller and my butt was just a little fuller