Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

[Natasja Romanoff]

Hi, I am Natasja Romanoff (sometimes called ‘Black Widow’) and I am part of S.H.I.E.L.D. That stands for Spanking, Humiltion, Insertions, Exhibitionisme and anything Left, Dares.

S.H.I.E.L.D. is an organization of special agents who perform dares all over the world in order the save the ones in need. I’m special agent Romanoff and my task is to recruit new agents and assign them to their dares.

Anyone can join S.H.I.E.L.D. by performing the first training session and report back in this tread. From there on I will post new tasks you can and must perform in order to save the world. Whenever you continue to perform well on dares and tasks you can even make a promotion. You will start at clearance level 1 and can climb in ranks to 10. Our director has clearance level 10, I’m at 7.

Do you have what it takes to become a agent? Can you handle the heat of dares? Then perform the training session below and report back here!.

[Natasja Romanoff]

Training session
Hi, you decided to try the training session? Good! I hope you can handle it.
This dare you can perform at your own house. Your choice if your alone or with anyone else. The training session has 3 parts, perform them in any order you like.

Part 1: Naked climbing
1. Get naked
2. Tie your legs together
3. Tie your hand together
4. Climb a stairway like this
5. Untie yourself

Part 2: Stand the cold
1. Get naked or wear only your underwear
2. Take a cold shower
3. Stand in front of a window until your dry

Part 3: Special Agent outfit
1. Wear an outfit of only the tightest black clothing
2. Strike a cool fighting pose
3. Take a picture of yourself

If you want me to check your outfit, you can send the picture to me by PM or to [email protected]. Again, only if you want!

When you performed all 3 parts of the training session, reply to this post saying:
I, special agent ………. (Your name here), have completed the training and I am now a part of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Good luck agents!

[ScaredBMD]

I, special agent ScaredBMD have completed the training and I'm now a part of SHIELD

[maletofemale]

Training session done, and ready for whatevers next

[petmykitty]

what if live in house with no stares??

[SageLeech]

what if live in house with no stares??

It asked that same question via PM and got the below from Blackwidow.

"Okay, then we can adjust it a bit.
Instead of stairs, climb over a couch or table. You probably have those ;-) just make sure it's a bit of a challenge ;-)"

I'm assuming it will work for all. I shall be announcing my joining as soon as I get a chance to complete the test.

[Lioness]

I, special agent Emma, have completed the training session and am now part of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I'd also like to say I think this is a fabulous idea =]

[LizzieBell]

I, special agent LizzieBell, have completed the training and I am now a part of S.H.I.E.L.D.


This seems pretty fun

[jellyshot]

I, Special Agent Jellyshot, have completed the training session and am now part of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I really hope that during my time as a SHIELD agent I can take down HYDRA, give a massive hug to Leo Fitz, save Jemma Simmons and punch Grant Ward in the face.

[Natasja Romanoff]

Hello everyone,

Welcome, Special Agent Scared BMD, Special Agent MaletoFemale, Special Agent Emma, Special Agent LizzieBell and Special Agent Jellyshot. I'm glad you joined S.H.I.E.L.D.!

In my next post i will have the first official dare for you. Others can still join anytime, by performing the training session. Do you know anyone who might be a good agent? Don't hesitate to ask them to join us.

To answer Special Agent Jellyshot's question, Don't worry, will meet with special agent Coulson and his team soon.

Good luck agents with the new dare!

[Natasja Romanoff]

Information is the key

Agents, I have a special dare for you. We have strong indications HYDRA (our enemy) is up to something. It probably has something to do with take over the world, but so far we know nothing…

I need you to gather information. You can do that in 3 ways. Just pick the one, you think your good at. The way to get information might seem a bit odd to you, but believe me, we know where to look. After you took the information I need you to send it to us. That can also be done in 3 ways. O, and of course, always make sure your dressed as a proper special agent.

Part 1: Find information
Option 1: Watch a porn video (Online or offline, doesn’t matter). Write down the first sentence you hear and the last sentence you hear. Make sure you’ll watch the entire video.
Option 2: Go out on the streets (A mall or something might work best). Find two people talking to each other. Make sure you think at least one of them is really hot. Secretly listen to their conversation. Write down the first sentence you hear them say and the last sentence you hear before the conversation is over.
Option 3: Call a random number with your phone. (Either random select a contact of make up a number) Try to have a conversation with someone about anything sexual. (Like your first time, or his or hers first time) Write down the first sentence he or she says and the last sentence.

Part 2: Sending the information.
Option 1: Hold the paper with the two sentences in your hand. Undress completely and stand in front of the window. Make sure the paper is seeable from outside. Stand for 10 minutes. Our satellites are constantly searching for naked people, so they must be able to find you this way.
Option 2: We planted a secret sending device inside your favorite dildo. Insert the dildo into your ass or pussy for at least 30 minutes. During that time, make sure you’ll rewrite the two sentences at least 5 times. Then I’m sure we be able to pick up your signal.
Option 3: Take a picture of your paper with the 2 sentences. Also make sure that any part of your body is in the picture. (It can be your hand, but also your ass or anything) We need that for identification. Post the picture here, send it to me be PM or to me by mail. ([email protected])

Promotion chance!
Also I will give out promotions! Any special agent that will post on this tread, telling everyone about the options he or she took, and the two sentences he or she obtained, will be promoted to clearance level 2.

Good luck agents, I am counting on you!

[Naomi N]

Hi, great dare, im in!

I, special agent Naomi, have completed the training and I am now a part of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I did the training, that was quite easy,
For the information dare i choose to watch a porn and send it by the dildo thing.

The sentences i got where:
- Topless pogo-sticking, your turn!
- O, it’s a little red, that’s great!

so i hope i helped saving the world:P
Cant wait for the next dare!

[Spyronix]

I, special agent Spyronix have completed the training and I am now a part of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Also,

The information I found.
-Hello... that's a huge fucking dick.
-Oh my god, fuck my ass.

I took a picture and send it too Natasja

[SgTRising]

I, special agent Rising have completed the training and I'm now a part of SHIELD

[SgTRising]

I succesfully transfered the message from Agent Naomi (- Topless pogo-sticking, your turn! - O, it’s a little red, that’s great!) to the headquarter!

[Natasja Romanoff]

Special welcome to Special Agent Naomi, Special Agent Spyronix and Special Agent Rising. And you three also took the promotion right away. Congrats on now having clearance level 2!

I will post a new assignment in my next post, but we still need more agents on our team. So if any new agents wanna sign up, just perform the training session and post here!

Good luck out there agents!
Natasja

[Natasja Romanoff]

Good, thanks to your information, we now know a little more about Hydra’s plans. (We can still use more information tough, so please keep the information coming) We know now that Hydra is planning to build a mechanical super fighter, much like Iron Man, but we fear it might be even stronger. Problem is, we don’t know were the super fighter is being made. It can be any of four possible hide-outs. We need you agents to scout this four locations and report back any suspicious behavior. You can scout either 1, 2, 3 or even all 4 of the locations, that’s up to you. Below you find the detailed information and the dares you need to perform.

Location 1: North pole
This location is a bit cold. Wait, not a bit, its really cold… Perform the following dares:
1. Undress completely. Stand in front of a open window or door for 10 minutes.
2. Take a very cold shower for 10 minutes.
3. Don’t dry yourself. Put on some underwear.
4. Put four ice cubes in your underwear.
5. Look outside a window until you see someone you think is really attractive or watch a cold movie like ‘Frozen’ or ‘From Russia with Love’

Location 2: Dessert
This location is hot. And when I say hot, is mean really hot! Perform the following dares:
1. Strip naked, then drink a really hot cup of coffee or tea
2. Put on all your underwear. Really, all of them.
3. Put on three sweaters and three pants. Then at least 10 pair of socks.
4. Do 50 jumping jacks, 25 push-ups and 25 sit-ups.
5. Look outside a window until you see someone you think is really attractive or watch a very hot movie like ‘Inferno’ or ‘Journey to the center of the earth’

Location 3: Atlantic Ocean
In this location you might get a bit wet. Well maybe more then just a bit… Perform the following dares:
1. Don’t undress and don’t change any clothing, then take a 15 minutes shower
2. Get out of the shower, don’t dry yourself and don’t undress or change clothing.
3. Drink 3 glasses of water, wait 10 minutes, then drink another 3 glasses.
4. Put either really hot or really cold water in a bottle. Then pour the water over your head.
5. Don’t dry off or change clothing. Look outside a window until you see someone you think is really attractive or watch a very wet movie like ‘Jaws’ or ‘Finding Nemo’

Location 4: Swamp
Prepare to get messy… really messy. Perform the following dares:
1. Strip naked. Then find some clothing that actually need washing because they’re already worn. Put them on.
2. Paint your face with anything. (Make-up, ink, mayonnaise)
3. Find any jar or bottle in your fridge (ketchup, pickles, mustard, etc.) then pour it completely down your underwear.
4. Take a shit in the toilet but don’t flush it until your done with all the dares. Also leave the door open.
5. Look outside a window until you see someone you think is really attractive or watch a very dirty movie (Sorry I have no clue here, use your imagination)

And just like before, any agent who reports back here, telling me how it went, will get a promotion! Good luck agents!

[lop747]

I special agent lop have completed the training and am now a part of shield. I have also completed the first mission. I did option one "take out your cock""did you cum" and Option two. Will be beginning mission two shortly

[lop747]

I have completed the scouting at the north pole. I watched frozen as I stood frozen dripping wet and with ice in my underwear

[SgTRising]

Agent Rising reporting back from the Atlantic Ocean, i found some secret information about the Ironhydra.
By the way ond my flight back from the mission i watched the movie Piranha, man what a trash movie
Going on standby waiting for other missions

[dirtybill]

agent bill finish training sorry I behind will report when all caught up

[marlinsfan123]

I, special agent marlinsfan123 have completed the training and am now a part of S.H.I.E.L.D.

[025ben]

I, special agent 025ben have completed the training and I am now a part of S.H.I.E.L.D.
kik 025ben

[Bigboy43217]

I, special agent Steven Newman, have completed training and am now a part of shield