The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (22F|42M)

[iSpuds]

This is going to be a joint AMA between Monkey and me. We love reading and answering truths to the point that we've answered pretty much every good thread in the Truth section! :p

Big batches of questions are A-OK and Monkey will be keeping up with this thread and typing out the answers for the both of us. My answers will be signed by D or Duchess and his will be signed by M or Monkey. Simple, right?

That's it, so...ASK US A LOT OF STUFF. <3

(P.S. Since we've been through pretty much all of the Truth threads, don't copy/paste them here.)

[Lacram]

Sounds interesting, even though i can't think of more than one question right now.

1. Does the age gap cause problems in your relationship? If so, when and why?

[pet monkey]

Sounds interesting, even though i can't think of more than one question right now.

1. Does the age gap cause problems in your relationship? If so, when and why?
Monkey:
I don't think it causes problems at all, I think in some ways it actually helps. On the surface level I have a 'thing' with being dommed by someone younger than me (humiliation or something? I dunno).. and she kind of has a 'lolita' thing, and she has a thing for older guys, so it works for her on that level.
PLUS:
She is so smart and mature that I think that most men her age would not be able to keep up with her.

Duchess:
The only thing that would cause a "problem" for me is concern for his health as he gets older.

Thank you! That was an awesome question!

[Korocodil]

If you had to pick a different persona for yourselves (no more spuds and monkey) what would it be?

Is there a song you both really enjoy?

Is there a song one of you loves and the other hates?

What role do you normally play in video games? (tank/healer/dps etc.)

If you had to pick a different planet to live on which would you choose?

Would you ever sex a robot?

[BunnyEmmy]

These are for Spuds
1. Where do you buy your undies?
2. Do you have "sexy" undies?
3. Who is your favorite superhero?
4. Why did you choose ispuds?
5. Are you going to school currently?
6. If yes what are you going for?
7. Do you like bunnies?
8. If you woke up tomorrow with a tail what would you want it to be and why?
9. What is your favorite color?
10. What is your favorite movie of all time?
11. Do you like Arrow?
12. What is your favorite book?
13. What is your favorite food?
14. Do you like corsets?
15 What is your favorite toy?
16. What is your favorite play(ie petplay, impact plat etc)?
17. If you could transform into any animal when ever you wanted what would it be?
18. If you got bit by a werewolf how would you take the fact you change on a full moon now?
19. Do you like to color?
20. Do you play video games?
21. What do you usually do for fun :D?

[pet monkey]

If you had to pick a different persona for yourselves (no more spuds and monkey) what would it be?
M: Um.. wow... uh... I guess would be a muffin, because she has a thing for muffins ;)
D: I think mine would be a jade turtle and go by the nickname 'Jade' or something.

Is there a song you both really enjoy?
M&D: R U Mine by the Arctic Monkeys is amazing!

Is there a song one of you loves and the other hates?
M: Well I hate, hate, hate, HATE 'Call Me Maybe' by Carlie Rae Jeppsen (or whatever) and she LOVES to sing it to me.. though that's probably just to annoy me.
D: He does love 'I Don't Wanna be Like You' by BOTDF and I think.. it's... not that great?

What role do you normally play in video games? (tank/healer/dps etc.)
M: I tend to go with DPS, it's kind of easier to wrap my brain around:

A) Find Mob
B) Hit Mob (repeat as necessary)
C) Loot Mob
D) Return to A

D: I prefer healer, mage, or sniper. If I have to go head to head with something I will die!


If you had to pick a different planet to live on which would you choose?
M: Well, I'd probably choose Saturn, or maybe Jupiter, because it rains diamonds on them. (Or wherever there was a potato <3)

D: Well, for pure survivability I would choose Mars

Would you ever sex a robot?

M: Well she always wanted to be a cyborg so I think I would very much sex a robot in that circumstance... OOH, and she could install all sorts of plug ins in me and take control of stuff and... oops.. I've gone cross-eyed!

D: HELL TO THE YES! I wish I had a sybian or robotic sex toy!

[pet monkey]

These are for Spuds
M: *pout* alright.. I'll sit this one out.. all yours Duchess

1. Where do you buy your undies?
D: Wherever they are cheapest

2. Do you have "sexy" undies?
D: I do have a pair of panties that are red with black polka dots and little lacy bits that goes with a bra I have with red and black polka dots and a rhinestone dangling on the bottom of a bow

3. Who is your favorite superhero?
D: I like the HULK because I like Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner. And I think he would make such a good sub

4. Why did you choose ispuds?
D: Because the whole 'i' thing was popular at the time (iPod, iPad, iPhone, iAnything), and I like potatoes

5. Are you going to school currently?
D: Yup

6. If yes what are you going for?
D: Psychology

7. Do you like bunnies?
D: Yes, I do like bunnies because even they are cute and fluffy and you really want to snuggle them, they literally don't give a shit about you.

8. If you woke up tomorrow with a tail what would you want it to be and why?
D: I'd probably want it to be a bunny tail because they look cute on the butt

9. What is your favorite color?
D: Purple

10. What is your favorite movie of all time?
D: Either 'Princess Bride' or 'Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog'

11. Do you like Arrow?
D: I started off liking it but then it got way too twisted and the acting got way too bad. And half the shit could have been avoided if everyone had just been honest.

12. What is your favorite book?
D: Currently, 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' although 'Wastelands' is a close second.

13. What is your favorite food?
D: Empenadas are AMAZING.. and Quesadillas

14. Do you like corsets?
D: Yes I do and I wish I had one, I think they look very sexy (when they are fitted right)

15 What is your favorite toy?
D: I really like my blue and clear glass dildo, it is shaped like an abstract snake

16. What is your favorite play(ie petplay, impact plat etc)?
D: I love Teasing and Denial, or Pain play

17. If you could transform into any animal when ever you wanted what would it be?
D: I would transform into a Cockatoo, they have an average life span of 40-60 years and I could fly to monkey whenever I wanted

18. If you got bit by a werewolf how would you take the fact you change on a full moon now?
D: If it is painless I would just roll with it.. if it were painful I would probably kill myself

M: NOOOOOOO!!!

19. Do you like to color?
D: Yes I do!

20. Do you play video games?
D: Minecraft is about the only one I play

21. What do you usually do for fun :D?
D: Play with my monkey or play Minecraft, or binge watch Netflix, or play a Visual Novel or draw or make more '10 question' threads

[iSpuds]

Always have a clerical service monkey to type out your thoughts. :D

[Butterfly]

Always have a clerical service monkey to type out your thoughts. :D

Right? That is the best way to do it! I need to find myself a clerical service .... ummmm I don't know if I want another monkey, how about a bunny? Yes a bunny!

So my questions ....

What is your favorite spot to hit/be hit with the cane?

What is your favorite toy?

What song reminds you of the other?

If you won a million dollars and had to spend it all on 1 thing (either many of the same thing, or one big thing) what would you spend it on?

Describe your perfect Sunday.

Name 5 of the others best qualities.

If you got to switch places with the other person for 48 hours, how would you spend your time?

That's all for now folk! I love the idea of a joint AMA. Asslvr and I may need to steal the idea once we are settled.

[pet monkey]

Right? That is the best way to do it! I need to find myself a clerical service .... ummmm I don't know if I want another monkey, how about a bunny? Yes a bunny!

So my questions ....

What is your favorite spot to hit/be hit with the cane?
M: Really, this is the question you start with? Uh... can I refuse to answer? (She said no)... Uh.. I guess my favorite place to be hit is my bottom.

B: Historically I like hitting his abdomen, but lately I really like hitting his thighs!

What is your favorite toy?
M: I enjoy playing with my fleshlight a lot

D: My glass snaky shaped blue polka dotted dildo

What song reminds you of the other?
M: The song I made for her ringtone is R U Mine by the Arctic Monkeys
D: Such Great Heights by Iron Wine (originally by The Postal Service)

If you won a million dollars and had to spend it all on 1 thing (either many of the same thing, or one big thing) what would you spend it on?
M: A perfect visit together!

D: Trip package to Colorado!

Describe your perfect Sunday.
D: Laying with my head on his belly, him reading me a book, and then brunch, and then maybe a walk, and then Netflix with popcorn, and then go out for ice cream, and then sex

M: It's hard to top her idea.. gonna go with that :)

Name 5 of the others best qualities.
M:
1. She makes me feel like I can tell her anything I'm thinking, including all the 'dark things' and doesn't judge me.
2. She has an AMAZING singing voice and she likes to sing to me
3. She is about as much of a sadist as I am a masochist
4. She likes when I read to her
5. She spends a lot of her thought processes throughout the day thinking of ways she can make my day a little more... annoying.. interesting?

D:
1. He is SO chill and he is more apt to identify and defuse an issue rather than get into an argument about it.
2. He likes to read to me
3. He cries during a certain scene in a certain 'Horrible' web series/movie (M: DO NOT THERE WAS SOMETHING IN MY EYE!)
4. He's pretty much open for just about anything I pose to him and he will just willingly give away all his rights and powers to me!
5. He has a knack for making me feel how much he loves me.

If you got to switch places with the other person for 48 hours, how would you spend your time?
M: Ok, I'm going to cheat a little and say I would not want to switch places with ANYONE right now, not even her, we are just perfect together how we are and I don't want to change anything about it!

D: I would spend a lot of time not knowing what to do, he is SUCH a sub and not dommy AT ALL! I'd probably employ a sort of service/care type of submission to take care of him still.

That's all for now folk! I love the idea of a joint AMA. Asslvr and I may need to steal the idea once we are settled.
M/D: No problem, feel free to use the idea! We won't even charge a licensing fee.. we are cool like that!

[marquis_de_sade]

Which song comes to your mind and heart, while you think of Spuds?
When exactly did you fall in love with Spuds ?
What are the things that remind you of Spuds ?
What are your feelings about your first kiss?
What is the sexiest thing about Spuds ?
Whats a Nick name Spuds has for you
What would be your dream date?
Where would you like to go for your honeymoon?
Which is the one flaw in Spuds that you hate the most?
What are your romance fantasies?
What kind of lingerie do you like?
Describe your idea of a perfect night together.
Do you feel comfortable in initiating sex?
If you have to be in a long distance relationship, are you willing to fight it out?
How many kids would you like to have?
By what time would you want Spuds to be back from work?
Do you believe that Spuds is your soulmate?
How do you want your wedding to be?
If She dosen't express it to you, how do you know that Spuds wants to have sex?
What is your idea of being happily married?

Do you like me as a friend?
Who was your favorite cartoon character as a child?
What would be that one superpower you'd want to have?
What is the dumbest question you've been asked ever?
What is the wildest thing you've ever done?
What's your favorite cuss word?
Have you ever broken a bone?
What are things you like to do alone?
What makes you laugh the hardest?
What is your wildest fantasy till date?
Which hollywood actor would you want to date?
If you had a billion us dollars, what would you do with it?

How would you want to take revenge with your boss?
What was the scariest movie you have ever watched?
Do you pick your nose and rub it on the couch when no one is looking?
Can you see dead people?
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
What's the cheesiest compliment that you have ever received, be it by a girl or a guy?
Have you ever developed feelings for a girl?
Did you ever have a crush on any of your male teachers?
Would you like to take a stroll or join a sport activity while on beach?
What would be that one thing you wouldn't be caught dead doing?
Can you fake any accent?
Describe whats in your handbag
Have you ever dressed like a bimbo?

What is intimacy for you?
According to you, what makes for a perfect man?
If you had a chance to mend an ex relationship, or to change its course, would you take it?
What is your saddest memory?
What is the most important thing taught to you by your family?
What is your biggest fear?
What turns you off the most?
Do you pray, what do you pray for?
How many kids would you like to have?
What does a good relationship look like?
What was the most frightening moment of your life?
Have you ever cheated? If yes, how?
Have you ever taken any antidepressants or anxiety medication?
Are you angry with the amount of questions I've asked
Which is the song that makes you cry?
Do you give out second chances too easily?
How would you feel if Spuds told you She still have feelings for Her ex?
Do you regret any of your decisions? What are they?
Which advise do you think was the best that you have received?
Do you have a picture about the dream home in your mind?
Who would be that one celebrity you'd want to switch life with?
Would you want to spend your New Year's eve partying with friends in a club, or a romantic dinner with Spuds ?
Which is that one thing you're immensely passionate about?
Do you think you could live the white picket fence life?

Do you believe in God?
Do you prefer an exotic meal in five-star hotels or a supremely delicious cheese-cake from a bakery nearby?
What are the 3 things that make you go weak in your knees?
Do you like to dance?
What is your favorite TV show?
How were your school days? Is there any particular funny incident that you remember vividly?
What do you like to do in your leisure time?
What are the languages in which you can speak fluently?
What is your favorite sport?
Is there a thing you'd want to keep doing for the rest of your life?
Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
What are you excessively obsessive-compulsive about?
What can totally impress you?
If your life was a book, what would you name it?
Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Who is your inspiration for life?
Do you booze? How often?
If there is one thing that makes you smile instantly, what is it?
Are you addicted to Facebook?
Do you like chick flicks or action flicks?
What do you like about yourself the most?
Which is your dream car?
What kind of music do you like the most?
Are you scared of dark?
What is your idea of a perfect evening?
How many questons was that?
Are you mad at the number now?
If there was a GD party in Greenland, where everyone on gd was invited would you go?
Whats your top kink?
What's your favorite video game?
Do I get a reward?

[iSpuds]

So...many...( ꒪Д꒪)ノ♡

[ForeverAlways]

1. If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you want with you?
2. Same deserted island. What four items would you bring with you and why? (Food and water are provided).
3. If money wasn't an issue, what would you buy right now?
4. What's your favorite memory with each other so far?
5. What has been your biggest challenge, if any?

[pet monkey]

Since this is a joint AMA we answered all your questions as referencing the other person

Which song comes to your mind and heart, while you think of Spuds?
M: Well, my heart doesn't have any vocal cords ... just kidding ... while there is not a specific song that leaps out at me, I do like some of the songs she has

introduced me to.. like R U Mine by Arctic Monkeys... or sometimes like loud orchestral movements because the thought of her just fills me up.

D: Such Great Heights by Iron and Wine .. also when I'm specifically thinking about him there is not really a lot more room in my head for songs, there's just room for

him.

When exactly did you fall in love with Spuds ?
M: In the 'before' time I was not in love with her.. now I am and it happened sometime in the last month

D: Sometime about a week in, I teased that he would fall in love me, and even though I was teasing, the fact was that I was already very enamored with him!

What are the things that remind you of Spuds ?
M: Bunnies, my cane, Dr Who (she's such a fangirl of David Tennant), muffins, and, um... everything

D: Rain, anything by Joss Whedon (he's such a fanboy), movies that look interesting because I want to watch them with him, chocolate, when I bake things, and when I

see BDSM gear I can use on him *evil cackle*

What are your feelings about your first kiss?
M: Well, it hasn't happened yet, but I expect it to be very public since it will probably be in an airport.

D: My thoughts will probably run something like "I'm going to maul him!"

What is the sexiest thing about Spuds ?
M: I haven't been able to see a lot of her, but honestly I wouldn't pick anything physical anyways, I LUVS her singing voice SO MUCH! And I love how I can hear the

smile in her voice when we're talking, and I love the way she likes to watch me sleep! OH, and when she sends me kik messages during the day just to torment me (i.e.

no chair priviledges for x minutes, etc..)

D: When I do something so blandly mundane no one would notice it, but it turns him on so much.

Whats a Nick name Spuds has for you
M: I'm her monkey

D: Sweety

What would be your dream date?
M: First, I think I would love to be able to take her somewhere just silly and mundane for lunch/dinner (like McDonald's) so forever after we could look at that place

and say that's OUR McDonald's, and when we were feeling nostalgic we could always just scrape up a couple of dollars and go to 'our place'... and then we'd go

back to my place, snuggle on the couch and watch Buffy!

D: It would be a perfect autumn night, we'd be sitting out in the backyard with picnic-y food I made, watching Netflix on a laptop (or tablet) and just staying out all

night until it was time to go inside.

Where would you like to go for your honeymoon?
M: WHOA! Dude! Really.. honeymoon? Are you using the magic 8-ball to write these questions?

D: I think you skipped a step.

Which is the one flaw in Spuds that you hate the most?
M: She has flaws? Ok.. Ok.. if I HAD to choose one... the biggest flaw she has is that she's SO DAMN FAR AWAY FROM ME!

D: Not a flaw I hate per se, but when he is feeling down he starts to have feelings that he is not good enough or that I will leave and I get to give him reassurance

for that (which I enjoy doing anyways)

What are your romance fantasies?
M: <See 'first date' question> But seriously, to do my best to make the mundane and common special for her!

D: Falling asleep on him on a train (loong train ride)

What kind of lingerie do you like?
M: Don't care, it's just going to be laying on the floor :)

D: On him or on me? On myself I really like corsets, thigh high socks, or a baby doll chemise.

Describe your idea of a perfect night together.
M: Netflix, cuddling, food

D: Doesn't matter, had sex
Do you feel comfortable in initiating sex?
M: Initially, I told her that the 'first' time between us will be totally at her ease. I won't hint, ask, beg, intimate, or in any way make her feel pressured into

anything. After we break that paradigm though, it's so on!

D: I am not uncomfortable in initiating sex, but I do have body issues so getting naked might be an issue initially.

If you have to be in a long distance relationship, are you willing to fight it out?
M: We are and we are

D: What he said

How many kids would you like to have?
M: For what? Dinner, how many would fill a small crock pot?

D: Zero

By what time would you want Spuds to be back from work?
M: Well, first, I wouldn't want her to leave!

D: Ideally, I wouldn't want him to have to work at all, because I would be independently wealthy and we would have no money problems.

Do you believe that Spuds is your soulmate?
M: GAH! That phrase! It is NOT the best thing that I have heard! So.. I don't believe in the theory of One person for everyone or Soulmates

. However, I do believe that two people can be so compatible and fit together so well that they could seem to be made for each other, but that does not mean

that one of those people could not fit just as well with someone else. That being said, I believe we are such a couple.

D: What he said

How do you want your wedding to be?
M: Uh...

D: Why is this AFTER the honeymoon question?

If She dosen't express it to you, how do you know that Spuds wants to have sex?
M: Um...

D: I think it's safe to assume that he will want to have sex.. unless for some reason his penis is broken.

What is your idea of being happily married?
M: When you wake up one morning and realize you have been married for the past 5 years and are still just as much in love with your partner as the day you said 'I do'.

That being said, I have travelled that road once and am not in a hurry to trod upon it again.

D: Not being married in the first place

Do you like me as a friend?
M: Well, since you won't let me into your pants...

D: We haven't chatted enough for me to have formed an opinion yet...

Who was your favorite cartoon character as a child?
M: When there's trouble you call DW! Darkwing Duck! Let's get dangerous!

D: Kimmy from Rugrats and Susie too

What would be that one superpower you'd want to have?
M: Teleportation

D: Shape-shifting

What is the dumbest question you've been asked ever?
M: 'Do you want to cum now?'

D: Random guy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes
RG: Yeah... but do you have sex with him, do I still have a chance?

(BTW: Good to know Monkey, I'll just choose for you next time, and the answer is 'No')

What is the wildest thing you've ever done?
M: Uh.. Drove about 4 hrs naked

D: Broke into someone's house

What's your favorite cuss word?
M: Uh... I'm not allowed to cuss

D: Fuck

Have you ever broken a bone?
M: I have not

D: Nor have I

What are things you like to do alone?
M: At one time I would have said 'reading' but lately I've been reading to Duchess and really enjoy it.

D: Go to the movie theater, lounge around, watch anime, write

What makes you laugh the hardest?
M: Her responses to my 'stupid dad jokes'

D: When someone has already done something that made me laugh and they are telling me to 'calm down' it just makes me laugh harder

What is your wildest fantasy till date?
M: To be able to remotely correct all the spelling/grammar errors on the internet!

D: Riding on the Tardis with 9 and 10

Which hollywood actor would you want to date?
M: Anne Hathaway

D: Zach Galifianakis

If you had a billion us dollars, what would you do with it?
M: Without going into too much detail I would make sure both of our families were healthy and happy and not have to worry about bills for a long time (if ever)

D: Again... going with what he said

How would you want to take revenge with your boss?
M: Well, that would assume there were a reason for me to take revenge, which there isn't so your question is moot, good sir!

D: I don't have a boss

What was the scariest movie you have ever watched?
M: Probably Candyman

D: Insidious 1 and 2 are scarily bad

Do you pick your nose and rub it on the couch when no one is looking?
M: Ew, no

D: No

Can you see dead people?
M: Only in reruns

D: No

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
M: Being caught wearing my collar by my sister probably

D: My dad at my brother's funeral

What's the cheesiest compliment that you have ever received, be it by a girl or a guy?
M: I can't think of any

D: The random guy from above (from Nigeria) said: "You remind me of the women from my home country"

Have you ever developed feelings for a girl?
M: Uh... uh... well, I guess since you just outted me I can come out of the closet finally...

D: No, I have not, the feelings I had were already in existence.

Did you ever have a crush on any of your male teachers?
M: OMG Dude! Stop outting me!

D: No, not really

Would you like to take a stroll or join a sport activity while on beach?
M: I would like to take a stroll

D: Nope

What would be that one thing you wouldn't be caught dead doing?
M: Being unfaithful

D: Being racist/offensive

Can you fake any accent?
M: I do a pretty good Boomhauer

D: Nope

Describe whats in your handbag
M: You mean my 'murse'?

D: I too manly to own a handbag!

Have you ever dressed like a bimbo?
M: No

D: No

What is intimacy for you?
M: Closeness

D: Seeing each other on the toilet

According to you, what makes for a perfect man?
M: Uh.. perfection?

D: There is no such thing

If you had a chance to mend an ex relationship, or to change its course, would you take it?
M: No, I don't think I would

D: Nope, I already have a monkey I like

What is your saddest memory?
M: Too sad, don't wanna talk about it

D: Without going into too much detail, it was when my dad came home and beat up my brother

What is the most important thing taught to you by your family?
M: How to read

D: Blood relation does not necessarily a family make.

What is your biggest fear?
M: Waking up without my uh... little monkey

D: Being misunderstood in a negative way

What turns you off the most?
M: Insincerity

D: Ignorance

Do you pray, what do you pray for?
M: Not anymore

D: No

How many kids would you like to have?
M: I already have 2.. I'm done

D: None, I am going to replace my uterus with a toaster.

What does a good relationship look like?
M: Punch and Pie

D: I'm sure I've answered this before so...

What was the most frightening moment of your life?
M: I can not think of anything right now

D: The time some random fucker came banging on my door begging me to let him in.

Have you ever cheated? If yes, how?
M: Yes... on a test in school

D: No

Have you ever taken any antidepressants or anxiety medication?
M: Yes

D: Yup

Are you angry with the amount of questions I've asked
M: And they aren't even over yet?

D: <SARCASM>There were a lot of questions? I haven't really noticed!</SARCASM>

Which is the song that makes you cry?
M: Call Me Maybe.. it's just SO DAMN BAD!!! I CRY FOR THE HUMAN RACE EVERYTIME I HEAR IT!

D: Better Son or Daughter by Rilo Kiley

Do you give out second chances too easily?
M: Maybe.. but no third

D: For people I care about

How would you feel if Spuds told you She still have feelings for Her ex?
M: Depends on what it would have to do with me.. if it were like "Yeah, I still have feelings, but it would not affect us" .. no problem

D: That he is an extreme glutton for punishment, and then I'd think it makes sense, they were together for 10 years.

Do you regret any of your decisions? What are they?
M: Starting this list of questions? :) J/K

D: I have none, each decision brought me to where I am now.

Which advise do you think was the best that you have received?
M: Don't know if it qualifies as advice or a life lesson but "Everything that has or ever will happen to you is a direct result of a decision you have made"

D: Instead of buying clumping cat litter, just buy non-clumping and pour a small amount into a small pan and instead of having to scoop anything, just toss it all

everytime the cat poops.

Do you have a picture about the dream home in your mind?
M: No

D: No

Who would be that one celebrity you'd want to switch life with?
M: No one

D: Nobodies

Would you want to spend your New Year's eve partying with friends in a club, or a romantic dinner with Spuds ?
M: No brainer.. dinner with iSpuds

D: Dinner with my monkey!

Which is that one thing you're immensely passionate about?
M: Spaghetti

D: I don't have a 'thing' I am equal apathetic toward every aspect of life (except monkey)

Do you think you could live the white picket fence life?
M: Possibly

D: I reckon picket fences have it hard *rimshot*

Do you believe in God?
M: I believe in a 'higher intelligence' but for all I know that could just be an alien race of superior intelligence

D: NO

Do you prefer an exotic meal in five-star hotels or a supremely delicious cheese-cake from a bakery nearby?
M: CHEESE CAKE!!

D: CHEESE CAKE!!

What are the 3 things that make you go weak in your knees?
M:
1) Duchess
2) Duchess
3) Duchess
D:
1) A Baseball bat to the kneecaps
2) Anemia
3) The thought of monkey nibbling or sucking on my neck

Do you like to dance?
M: Not without alcohol

D: YES

What is your favorite TV show?
M: BUFFY!!!!!

D: Sherlock

How were your school days? Is there any particular funny incident that you remember vividly?
M: My school days were over long ago... and the memories are buried in a big pit

D: Nope

What do you like to do in your leisure time?
M: Netflix binge

D: what he said

What are the languages in which you can speak fluently?
M: English

D: None

What is your favorite sport?
M: Ice Hockey (to watch), tonsil hockey (to play)

D: Professional couch potatoing

Is there a thing you'd want to keep doing for the rest of your life?
M: <SARCASM> Oh, definitely answering these questions</SARCASM>

D: Breathing

Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
M: I am Team Guy-who-almost-ran-over Edward

D: Doesn't matter, I will sit on the bench

What are you excessively obsessive-compulsive about?
M: Nothing

D: Spelling: I've already counted at least 10 spelling errors in this list without even looking.

What can totally impress you?
M: Intelligence

D: A meat tenderizer!!!

If your life was a book, what would you name it?
M: The Old Man in the Grumpy Hat

D: From the printing press to the incinerator, one book no one should ever read

Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
M: My eyes don't work that way, I can only see things behind me

D: From a time machine I suppose, because literal

Who is your inspiration for life?
M: Alfred McGillicutty

D: Hannah Montana

Do you booze? How often?
M: V-E-R-Y RARELY

D: NO

If there is one thing that makes you smile instantly, what is it?
M: A Message from Duchess

D: Casting spells on Monkey


Are you addicted to Facebook?
M: Does that still exist?

D: No. not in the least

Do you like chick flicks or action flicks?
M: Action

D: Depends on the 'flick'. Also, why are the mutually exclusive, why can't one like both.

What do you like about yourself the most?
M: My ability to creatively sidetrack a question and not really answer it even though it looks like I really am.

D: I own a Monkey

Which is your dream car?
M: Not sure of the make/model.. but I dreamt about it last night and it could fly

D: Big, long, has a lot of seats in it and I don't have to drive it

What kind of music do you like the most?
M: The kind that comes in through my ear holes

D: The kind with instruments and vocals

Are you scared of dark?
M: Are you scared of the word 'the'?

D: Dark what?

What is your idea of a perfect evening?
M: *Looks up at previous questions* .. I could swear we've seen this one before

D: Didn't we already answer this one?

How many questons was that?
M: A lot

D: Fuck you

Are you mad at the number now?
M: It's closer to the end

D: Fuck you

If there was a GD party in Greenland, where everyone on gd was invited would you go?
M: are travel/accomodations included?

D: No, I don't like Greenland

Whats your top kink?
M: Top Hats

D: Dwarven Clown Sex

What's your favorite video game?
M: Final Fantasy VII

D: Chrono Trigger

Do I get a reward?
M: For what?

D: Yeah, me not hurting you
_________________

[pet monkey]

1. If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you want with you?
M: Ronald McDonald (with his restaurant)

D: A survivalist

2. Same deserted island. What four items would you bring with you and why? (Food and water are provided).
M:
1) Satellite Internet
2) Computer
3) Satellite Phone
4) Cabin

D:
1) Satellite Phone
2) Bug Spray
3) Computer
4) Tent

3. If money wasn't an issue, what would you buy right now?
M: Plane tickets and hotel room

D: All the ingredients to make the best spaghetti he's ever had to take to his hotel room

4. What's your favorite memory with each other so far?
M: When she went on cam for me the first time. SHE WAS SO CUTE!

D: Arguing with him and his co-worker about cheese omelettes. It made me feel like I was fully a part of his life and not a hidden kinky side note.

5. What has been your biggest challenge, if any?
M: I can't think of anything, honestly.. maybe my insecurities?

D: Reprogramming ourselves from previous relationships.

[drwarschauu]

I've been meaning to post here! So... here goes:

- What was the last videogame you completed?
- If you switched bodies with each other for a day, what would you do?
- What's your favorite thing to do in a theme park?
- Have you ever seen a UFO? If so, what do you think it was?
- What's your favorite kind of cake?
- Which one of you is the cutest? (Now fight it out! :D)
- What is the most important thing you've learned in the past six months?
- What was your favorite toy as a kid?
- What's your favorite Disney movie?
- Which Disney character do you resemble the most, personality wise?
- Which comic book villain is your favorite? Why?
- Is there balm in Gilead?

[pet monkey]

I've been meaning to post here! So... here goes:

- What was the last videogame you completed?
M: A lot of my current videogames are MMOs or RPGs... So.. I guess in a way you could I finished Diablo III: Reaper of Souls.. inasmuch as I finished the story line.

D: I did finish all the levels/difficulties of Mario Kart 64 recently (but I have done that multiple times). Finished for the first time recently? I would have to say Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga

- If you switched bodies with each other for a day, what would you do?
D: It would be the same roles and everything, I'd just be me in his body dominating him in my body... and maybe go get him (his body) branded :D

M: What she said.. except for the branding thing.. why would you want to do that?

- What's your favorite thing to do in a theme park?
M: OOh.. I like roller coasters!

D: Go to the guy who guesses age/weight and win stuff, because I don't look like I weigh what I do.

- Have you ever seen a UFO? If so, what do you think it was?
M: Only on TV..

D: Ditto

- What's your favorite kind of cake?
M: German Chocolate.. YUM

D: Proooobably... um... hmm... oh.. Strawberry Shortcake.. duh.. because whipped cream!

- Which one of you is the cutest? (Now fight it out! :D)
M: She is obviously!

D: That would be him!

- What is the most important thing you've learned in the past six months?
M: Potatoes are cuter than monkeys

D: Instead of chasing around somebody I care for, it's easier to find somebody who loves me from the start.

- What was your favorite toy as a kid?
M: Silly Putty!

D: A Barbie refrigerator (it came with a Barbie house), but it came with miniature boxes of real foodstuffs!

- What's your favorite Disney movie?
M: Emperor's New Groove! BOOM BABY BOOM!

D: Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl

- Which Disney character do you resemble the most, personality wise?
M: Pacha

D: Megara(?)

- Which comic book villain is your favorite? Why?
M/D: We can't really think of any.. we weren't big comic book people.. so... N/A?

- Is there balm in Gilead?
D: No, haven't found the balm yet

M: What she said

[iSpuds]

2. She has an AMAZING singing voice and she likes to sing to me


What? Um, no? Σ(-`བ´-ﾉ )ﾉ

[pet monkey]

What? Um, no? Σ(-`བ´-ﾉ )ﾉ

You do so! ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ

[Dwellope]

Happiness is...

The best feeling is...

Favorite pump/hype music?

Longest time you've been awake and why?

[pet monkey]

Wow... I think it's time to revive this, have we really let it set dead for so long, we are so sorry!

Happiness is...

M: Making Duchess happy

D: Ice Cream

The best feeling is...

M: When we're at the end of a scene and things are calming down and we're just talking and she's telling me how proud she is of me.

D: Empty house, snowing outside and electric space heater, hot chocolate and old Christmas reruns

Favorite pump/hype music?

M: 80s music FTW

D: I'd Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor - Arctic Monkies

Longest time you've been awake and why?

M: 24 hrs, right after I graduated high school and stayed up with my friend playing games.

D: 5 days, in the hospital watching my sister

[Lacram]

Since you guys decided to revive your AMA:

- Did the week (?) youse spent together have an effect on your online D/s relationship?
- Will you meet again any time soon?
- Is having children an option for you?
- If you, colosubguy, could change one thing about iSpuds, what would it be?
- If you, iSpuds, could change one thing about colosubguy, what would it be?
- Are you a morning person?
- Is Donald Trump an idiot? What would you do if you were president?
- Your opinion on refugees and how the world/europe deals with them?
- Actual books or eReader?
- Do you have a driver's license?

[pet monkey]

Since you guys decided to revive your AMA:

- Did the week (?) youse spent together have an effect on your online D/s relationship?

M: I don't think it changed the D/s relationship per se, but it did give more of a feel of realism to our relationship as a whole.

D: Yep I think it prompted us to want to try more stuff during our time apart. And it helped a lot with my bad self-image, personally.

- Will you meet again any time soon?

M: Plans are already in the works.. just working on raising the money

D: YAS IF WE CAN AFFORD IT

- Is having children an option for you?

M: Probably not, I already have two

D: Well it's not for me :P

- If you, colosubguy, could change one thing about iSpuds, what would it be?

M: That she would have a stronger sense of self confidence and be willing to believe and recognize the beauty and strength I see in her

- If you, iSpuds, could change one thing about colosubguy, what would it be?

D: He'd live closer to me.

- Are you a morning person?

M: Not if I had any say in it.

D: Depends on whether or not there's breakfast and, more importantly, coffee.

- Is Donald Trump an idiot? What would you do if you were president?

M: It's easy to say 'idiot', I wouldn't say he's a dumb man, he has made a success of himself. I think he has a lot of bad ideas and the presidency is NOT a job for him. I think he is making a lot of bad decisions and should not be in charge of the US (or any country for that matter.) If I were president I think I would work on more of an equal distribution of wealth.

D: he's not an idiot but he is vastly ignorant. If I was president I would make Bernie Sanders my VP and then resign.

- Your opinion on refugees and how the world/europe deals with them?

M: I think, in general, if people are in need it is everyone's responsibility as a member of the human race to take care of each other. I think it's crappy that there are people who would take advantage of that.

D: It's not my area of interest so I don't have one.

- Actual books or eReader?

M: eReader simply due to accessibility

D: eReader for accessibility and longevity, Actual book for aesthetics/feel.

- Do you have a driver's license?

M: Yes

D: Nope

[pet monkey]

For any that are curious, yes, the book is still open and we are still willing to answer any questions posed to us.

Thank you

Plus it's fun, so please?

[iSpuds]

**SPECIAL OFFER**
Ask now and get a free who's-a-ma-what's-it's courtesy of Monkey!

[pet monkey]

But... I just sold my last who's-a-ma-what's-it :(

[Georgiaboy2016]

Have you ever peed in your underwear/clothes?
If so, when was the last time you peed yourself?
If so, what were you wearing when you peed yourself?
Would you ever do it for a dare?
Do you ever wait so long for the toilet you think you won't make it? If yes, did you make it or have an accident?
If you were in line for the bathroom, would you rather pee yourself fully clothed, or pull your clothes up/down and expose yourself to pee?
Have you ever peed the bed?
Have you ever played strip game? If you have, what have you played?
Did win or lose and how much did you take off?
Have you ever gone streaking?
Have you ever skinny dipped?

[pet monkey]

Have you ever peed in your underwear/clothes?

D: Potatoes don't pee.

M: At some point, I'm sure... babies don't discriminate

If so, when was the last time you peed yourself?

D: Potatoes Don't Pee.

M: Many moons ago, when coyote howl at moon and spaceman poop pants

If so, what were you wearing when you peed yourself?

D: PoTaToEs DoN't PeE!

M: A Onesie?

Would you ever do it for a dare?

D: *Potatoes!
*Don't!
*Pee!

M: I don't do dares

Do you ever wait so long for the toilet you think you won't make it? If yes, did you make it or have an accident?

D: Pee, potatoes do not.

M: If I can make it there I'll make it anywhere!

If you were in line for the bathroom, would you rather pee yourself fully clothed, or pull your clothes up/down and expose yourself to pee?

D: POTATOES! DO! NOT! PEE!

M: As a male, the world is my urinal

Have you ever peed the bed?

D: Potatoes do not sleep in beds, they sleep in nano-silver coated vegetable crispers.

M: I'm her monkey

Have you ever played strip game? If you have, what have you played?

D: Oh look, it's a question that's not about pee.

M: I play Minecraft and we do a lot of strip mining to find diamonds and stuff, does that count?

Did win or lose and how much did you take off?

D: Potatoes don't wear clothes.

M: No one ever loses at strip games

Have you ever gone streaking?

D: Streaking? In the land of my people we call it walking. Or rolling, actually. Because potatoes don't have legs.

M: Windex leaves windows streak free

Have you ever skinny dipped?

M: I've never gone 'skinny' ANYTHING!

D: ^ Honestly I can't compete with that answer.

M: Seriously though, thank you for your questions, but had you read the first post you would see the line:

(P.S. Since we've been through pretty much all of the Truth threads, don't copy/paste them here.)

D: NO Actually, your questions sucked

[pet monkey]

Just wanted to note that this thread is still active and we are still accepting questions from the curious people of gD. C'mon, don't be shy!

[pet monkey]

Shameless bump. Also since Duchess will be coming to stay with me for a WHOLE MONTH in July, feel free to ask any questions regarding that.

[SweetTeen]

Will you watch each other poop?

[iSpuds]

I've already seen Monkey poop, and ladies don't poop :rolleyes: (jk I poop like a bear)

[MarvHarvey]

Colosubguy, Is there a reason you use this colour to post?
Would you consider changing to a slightly darker colour so it would be easier to read?

[pet monkey]

Colosubguy, Is there a reason you use this colour to post?
Would you consider changing to a slightly darker colour so it would be easier to read?

Nah, no particular reason, though it's sort of grown on me. That being said, I'm not entirely averse to changing. No one's really complained about this one so I hadn't really thought about it before.

so, that being said:


1. Test 2. Test
3. Test 4. Test
5. Test 6. Test
7. Test 8. Test

Is anything in there more appealing?

[MarvHarvey]

Test Test
Test Test
Test Test
Test Test

Is anything in there more appealing?

IMNSHO:
Line 1 worse
Line 2 better
Line 3 worse
Line 4 best of these

I like the idea of being unique, so I have never asked before, but I have found yours hard to read since you switched to the colour. When I find your posts, for example on Sharing the Burden, I always have to sit up and stare a bit harder, or even turn up the power on my handheld. So if you can use something that gives more contrast then that will help everyone.

[pet monkey]

IMNSHO:
Line 1 worse
Line 2 better
Line 3 worse
Line 4 best of these

I like the idea of being unique, so I have never asked before, but I have found yours hard to read since you switched to the colour. When I find your posts, for example on Sharing the Burden, I always have to sit up and stare a bit harder, or even turn up the power on my handheld. So if you can use something that gives more contrast then that will help everyone.

So, are any of these better in Bold?
Current: Test
1. Test 2. Test
3. Test 4. Test
5. Test 6. Test
7. Test 8. Test

[MarvHarvey]

So, are any of these better in Bold?
Current: Test
1. Test 2. Test
3. Test 4. Test
5. Test 6. Test
7. Test 8. Test

In order from the best down (in bold), in my view, are 7 3 8 4 5

[MarvHarvey]

Your new colour is much nicer to read. Thank you.

[iSpuds]

GTFO my thread motherfucker. I'll cut a spambot bitch! (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧