Iodine
05-03-2015, 12:34 PM
23/male/slave seeks any age/any sex/master in any location
Preface
Hi everyone. I know I said I wouldnt post another add on one of my blogs untill I hit a certain mile stone. Buuuuuuuut...... fuck it. :p What Can i say im week willed sometimes. Anyway Id like to thank everyone who replied to my previous adverts while I have had some really good responses I sorta haven't found the right domme for me. (I know Im not really in the position to be picky but im going to be picky )*. If you have read it before not much has changed, so this add is probably not worth a second glance. Im going to post links to the old ones here because some of the comments on them were completely and utterly awesome. Seriously id like to thank nearly everyone who posted on them again because their awesome. Also if you havent noticed, I tend to use the word awesome alot, why because its awesome.
1. (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=198841) 2. (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=202608)3. (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=206594)4. (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=209915)and 5 (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=213709)
So lets get this started again annnnnd roll on the advert!
Introduction and a little about me
Im iodine, sometimes I go by the name of squshy or princess or even Squishy's princess for..... reasons. (don't make me explain its a rather long, embarrassing, soft and fluffy story *blushes*, ) I am a 5 ft 8 23 year old bi guy from Scotland (soon to be 23 in about 4 days, yay!*) who is looking for a new owner I currently weigh 71.5 kg' (and falling if you want you can see my weight blog for any updates to that). Im a honest guy who who tends to make bad jokes a lot, and when I say bad I mean catastrophically bad *meows*.
My hobbies include; video games (mostly pc, as thats one of the few platforms I have apart from my vita. If you are curious my favourite game is the original Max payne (okay its between quite a few games but this is the one that poped into my head first so im just going with this one), mostly because of the whole atmosphere of it, that and it was brutally hard without being completely unfair. Music, if I had to choose a favourite song it would be altitudes by Jason Becker, i'll admit while unmanly and somewhat strange the first time I listened to it It may have brought tears to the eyes and reading, While admittedly im not that big of a reader as I tend to only read at work. I cant really decide on a favourite but if I had to choose it would be between tfios or the use of weapons.
Anyway I believe that is enough about me. So lets move onto our next topic. Me.
History and experience in bdsm
First off I'll Start with a small summery of how I got interested in this whole scene. When I was about 15-16 ish, after I stumbled onto a card game (cti) with images and instructions and rules to follow on them on how to masturbate which were put in a slide show with actual porn. While some of them were rather..... out there which ruined the experience somewhat, I enjoyed following the instructions. Admittedly I didnt really know anything besides that it felt good so why not at that point, and After a while it started to get stale. Theres only so much enjoyment you can get from a automated program giving you instructions without any real feedback after all. So I got less and less into them.
One night, a year or two later, while round at my one of my sisters who was having a party at the time. In a semi drunken state they decided to play truth or dare as a joke, and guess what they stumbled onto. Yep, this very site. While they were making a fool of it and laughing at some of the dares, I secretly decided to take a look into when I got home as this whole site seemed rather exciting.
I used to use this site on and off for a time (note this is waaaay before I made this handle) and got bored of it. The parts I used to play on (aka the person above threads) just seemed so impersonal to me so eventually i got tired of it and left.
After a few years, I came back with this handle and played around with a few people for a bit, honestly I owe these few people a lot, as without them I would have left quite quickly (not going to say who those two people were but if you know who you are. Um ..... hi you two probably know who you are even if I havent spoke to you both in ages). After a while, I got curious and stumbled onto the master/slave section of this site and started reading up on bdsm. At first I just thought this was a quick way people could find someone regular to get there rocks off, but as I went deeper down the rabbit hole I found it beautiful.*
Its just how much trust is given by either side, the way the sub trusts their domme to the point that they are happy to do anything to make their domme happy. The fact that the domme puts their trust in their sub not to disobey them. The fact that it seems like the most open relationship, where they can talk about anything with nothing being off limits and how free that is. The fact that the domme can have control of every little thing and a sub would gladly give it up for them . I know its odd (okay probably not odd to this site) but the whole idea of a sub domme relationship just seems wonderful to me and something I wanted to be a part of. I know I cant word all of what I think about this (Ive done numerous rewrites of this paragraph just trying to put what I think into words (its harder than you think)) but I think this is as close as I can come without ending up rambling, but I just find the whole thing as one of the most beautiful things ive seen okay and lets just leave it at that.*
Im going to be intentionally vauge here about what happened after that but I put up a advert and I was contacted by someone a while afterwards. I will say Ive been owned by a few people since then and had some really fun experiences with them. Id rather not go into detail as to why each one ended as I dont think that is polite or fair to everyone involved, two ended poorly one ended well, that is the most im going to say on that for now.*
What Im looking for
This is always a difficult question, but; Im looking for someone who my servitude would make happy. Im looking for someone who would genuinely enjoy me submitting to their will, someone who will toy and tease me but also be nice to me, someone who is mean to me but kind (oxymoron I know but you know what I mean(pun not intended but a rather welcome coincidence )) someone who I can trust, someone who will care for me and I them, someone who sets rules and strictly enforce them, someone who I can cheer up when their down and vice versa, someone who has time for me, someone who will help me be a better person. But most of all, I want to be your friend and your sub, I dont want to be just the one.
As you have probably guessed by now im looking for something long term. Im also looking for someone who has actually read my add, so if you have please include the word banana in the pm title, why because bananas are awesome!
I am not looking for anyone of any particular sex. Honestly I dont care about gender, what attracts me to people is their personality. That cheesy I know but this is the internet and most contact at least at the start is going to be via text. This is harsh but if we don't click im not going to be able to submit to you, Sorry if that seems offensive if I reject you i'm not saying that you have a bad personality or you are a poor domme, im saying that our personality's dont mesh or you are not the domme for me.*
My Current living arrangements
Right now I live in a flat with four other people, we have separate rooms and locks on our doors, so there is no worry s about them coming into my room while im doing something so I have a lot of freedom to do what I want. But, as I live with other people I do have to keep the noise down when im doing things (especially at nights) so please keep that in mind when we play, while spanking and hitting are all good, screaming at the top of my lungs is not.*
I currently work in a call centre 8-4 (depending on if im covering someone's shift or not(I tend to do that often, blame the fact that I live near my work, its a blessing and a curse) So im generally free out width those times. Sundays excluded as my grandparents tend to come up those days.*
My likes and limits
Lets talk about my likes and limits for a bit, this probably wont be the most comprehensive list but I will try my best to get them all down, if theres something I havent mentioned its probably something I havent tried or something that didnt really fit into any category andyway my likes tend to change regularly with my mood. Also please note, if you do look into my blog with my likes and limits, that hasnt been updated in a looooooong time so it may be a bit outdated and as such should be taken with a pinch of salt.
Anyway lets begin with my some of my likes first;
1. My most liked thing at the moment is pet play. Theres nothing like being on your hands and knees with a tail plug up your ass playing fetch with a cane ( I know that's a line taken straight from one of my reports but i think it sums up my feelings towards this type of play to well to not say), it just feels amazing and I sorta really want to explore it more. Id love to be made into someone's obedient little pet *wags tail**
2. The second thing I would love to explore would be anal, ive done some in the past but not much, due to the fact that one time it ended poorly. I've been able to play down there for a while now and I would sorta love to explore it more as it kinda feels amazing. Sooooo if you would like it I would love if you would toy with my ass. *embarrassed face*
3. My next favourite thing would be orgasm denial, dont you just love that feeling when you really really want something but cant have it. It just makes getting it sooooo much better. I'll admit im not the best at this, and I do fuck up often. But I really think it is fun.*
4. This is rather generic, but rules. I love the feeling of someone controlling me. I cant really describe it properly without rambling on (seriously this add is long enougth as is) so im not going to try, but it just makes me feel happy.
5. Humiliation, theres just something about being embarrassed which I like and dont at the same time, its.... complicated.
6. Watersports, Its just so dirty and it makes me feel dirty. In the good way.
7. Pain to a point. I dont like stubbing my toe, buuuuut a being hit by a cane well... that's fantastic.
I tend to like a lot of things, Seriously if I do accept you as my domme you will have a hard time finding a way to punish me without me enjoying it. But that brings me onto my next topic. My dislikes.
Dislikes
1) Lines: Seriously its monotonous and boring. That and if there is a lot of them it makes my hands hurt. So yeah, fuck lines.
2) Corner time: Same reason as above but with less hand pain. Fuck corner time.
Tedious things: yep I should have just said this from the start but hey ho. Fuck tedious things.
3) Chemical play: I dont like it, it just feels wrong to me, like really wrong. Theres the good kind of pain and the bad kind and well, this just feels awful to me. Theres a huge difference to the type of pain you get from putting Tabasco sauce on your penis compared to hitting yourself with a cane. Honestly this is a borderline limit for me. Fuck chemical play.
4) Wedgies: No, they just feel bad. Fuck wedgies.
So yeah in conclusion fuck these things .
Now lets get onto the limits;
My limits besides the generic obvious ones which have to be stated just because. Aka the do not get me killed, ruin my life, ect ect. But ontop of that I do have a few ones in particular, such as;
1) Sounding: Just no, I used to know a guy on a different forum who nearly destroyed his penis doing this and after hearing all the gory details about it. Id rather not risk it.
2) Blackmail. Under no circumstances will I allow you to blackmail me. I will not allow someone information that may ruin my life under any circumstances, its just off limits. If you even suggest it. I WILL WALK IMEDIATLY thats how strongly I feel about this.
3) Telling me who I can and cannot talk to online. Im good friends with a few people here including my previous domme and if that's a problem for you, don't bother applying to own me.
4) Photos/vids until I trust you. While I do understand that any photo I take would probably be ignored on any porn site id still rather not have them plastered along the web for all potential employers to see. Until I trust you, I will not release any photos.
5) Breath play, Im asthmatic not being able to breathe is not really a fun thing for me. Especially if im having a bad day with it (doesnt happen often but still)
6) Obvious Public, yep id rather not get caught doing anything thats likely to get me in jail or negatively affect my social life. I dont mind little things like not wearing underwear or things like that, but dont expect me to run around naked outside.
7) All the obvious ones that dont need to be explained, like death and permanent ect. If you think any of these things are a good idea then go read someone elses add.
I reserve the right to add things to my limits at a later date, this is just a guideline if thats not okay with you then dont bother replying.
My Toys
Well I have a few toy cars, a action man, some transformer figures..... Okay seriously thougth I have a lot of toys, In no particular order they are;
1. A Faux fur tail butt plug, its so fluffy! Honestly this is one of my favourite toys as it is just too damn cute, seriously just look at my albums and be astounded by the fluffy cuteness.*
2. A Cane. This cane is really well built and looks fantastic, I have a picture in my albums.
3. Mikes spikes, they are scary, honestly I havent been able to wear them for a long period of time as they sorta hurt like a bitch, but daaaamn do they look cool. Seriously google them if you dont know what they are.
4. Butt plugs, I have a few of them, they arent the best quality but they fit up the butt and work feel good so yay.
5. Candles, I've only played with wax once, but it was burney fun.
6. Two chastity belts, which sadly I cant really use. I dont fit into them to well, and when I do get into them well the after effects can be felt for days in my balls.
7. A inflatable vibrating butt plug, by fuck this think is interesting. Ive only used it once by myself, and well it was strange. It felt okay, but it sorta hurt a bit. It hurt a lot when I put it up to full blast so I haven't used it since.
8. I have clover nipple clamp type things, they have a chain attached and when pulled it gets tighter according to the box. While I haven't tried these yet, I hope we can get some use out of them. :3
9. Last but not least, my huge suction dildo of awesomeness! Seriously its amazing. I know its strange to be this excited about a plastic penis but hey, its awesome!
As you can see I have a rather lot, honestly too much. Sex toy shopping is rather addictive an all that.*
Outro
If you have read the entirety of this, thank you. Im sorry it is rather long, but I wanted to put in as much detail as possible but if I missed anything out dont hesitate to ask and If anyone is interested please pm me and post here that you have pmed me and we will go from there. I may not reply to all pms that are sent, if you don't receive a reply it would be best to assume im not interested. I know thats a bit mean but sorry, sometimes its hard to let people down like that especially when they dont take no for a answer.
Also Im going to add that if you do not have any posts or have no avatar , be prepared to put in a little extra effort introducing yourself, or I probably wont reply (if your avatar is really cute expect a reply almost instantly, im easily persuaded by cute things after all).
Thanks for your time, if you have any comments on how to make this add better please do not hesitate to say so.
*Drops the curtains*
Preface
Hi everyone. I know I said I wouldnt post another add on one of my blogs untill I hit a certain mile stone. Buuuuuuuut...... fuck it. :p What Can i say im week willed sometimes. Anyway Id like to thank everyone who replied to my previous adverts while I have had some really good responses I sorta haven't found the right domme for me. (I know Im not really in the position to be picky but im going to be picky )*. If you have read it before not much has changed, so this add is probably not worth a second glance. Im going to post links to the old ones here because some of the comments on them were completely and utterly awesome. Seriously id like to thank nearly everyone who posted on them again because their awesome. Also if you havent noticed, I tend to use the word awesome alot, why because its awesome.
1. (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=198841) 2. (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=202608)3. (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=206594)4. (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=209915)and 5 (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=213709)
So lets get this started again annnnnd roll on the advert!
Introduction and a little about me
Im iodine, sometimes I go by the name of squshy or princess or even Squishy's princess for..... reasons. (don't make me explain its a rather long, embarrassing, soft and fluffy story *blushes*, ) I am a 5 ft 8 23 year old bi guy from Scotland (soon to be 23 in about 4 days, yay!*) who is looking for a new owner I currently weigh 71.5 kg' (and falling if you want you can see my weight blog for any updates to that). Im a honest guy who who tends to make bad jokes a lot, and when I say bad I mean catastrophically bad *meows*.
My hobbies include; video games (mostly pc, as thats one of the few platforms I have apart from my vita. If you are curious my favourite game is the original Max payne (okay its between quite a few games but this is the one that poped into my head first so im just going with this one), mostly because of the whole atmosphere of it, that and it was brutally hard without being completely unfair. Music, if I had to choose a favourite song it would be altitudes by Jason Becker, i'll admit while unmanly and somewhat strange the first time I listened to it It may have brought tears to the eyes and reading, While admittedly im not that big of a reader as I tend to only read at work. I cant really decide on a favourite but if I had to choose it would be between tfios or the use of weapons.
Anyway I believe that is enough about me. So lets move onto our next topic. Me.
History and experience in bdsm
First off I'll Start with a small summery of how I got interested in this whole scene. When I was about 15-16 ish, after I stumbled onto a card game (cti) with images and instructions and rules to follow on them on how to masturbate which were put in a slide show with actual porn. While some of them were rather..... out there which ruined the experience somewhat, I enjoyed following the instructions. Admittedly I didnt really know anything besides that it felt good so why not at that point, and After a while it started to get stale. Theres only so much enjoyment you can get from a automated program giving you instructions without any real feedback after all. So I got less and less into them.
One night, a year or two later, while round at my one of my sisters who was having a party at the time. In a semi drunken state they decided to play truth or dare as a joke, and guess what they stumbled onto. Yep, this very site. While they were making a fool of it and laughing at some of the dares, I secretly decided to take a look into when I got home as this whole site seemed rather exciting.
I used to use this site on and off for a time (note this is waaaay before I made this handle) and got bored of it. The parts I used to play on (aka the person above threads) just seemed so impersonal to me so eventually i got tired of it and left.
After a few years, I came back with this handle and played around with a few people for a bit, honestly I owe these few people a lot, as without them I would have left quite quickly (not going to say who those two people were but if you know who you are. Um ..... hi you two probably know who you are even if I havent spoke to you both in ages). After a while, I got curious and stumbled onto the master/slave section of this site and started reading up on bdsm. At first I just thought this was a quick way people could find someone regular to get there rocks off, but as I went deeper down the rabbit hole I found it beautiful.*
Its just how much trust is given by either side, the way the sub trusts their domme to the point that they are happy to do anything to make their domme happy. The fact that the domme puts their trust in their sub not to disobey them. The fact that it seems like the most open relationship, where they can talk about anything with nothing being off limits and how free that is. The fact that the domme can have control of every little thing and a sub would gladly give it up for them . I know its odd (okay probably not odd to this site) but the whole idea of a sub domme relationship just seems wonderful to me and something I wanted to be a part of. I know I cant word all of what I think about this (Ive done numerous rewrites of this paragraph just trying to put what I think into words (its harder than you think)) but I think this is as close as I can come without ending up rambling, but I just find the whole thing as one of the most beautiful things ive seen okay and lets just leave it at that.*
Im going to be intentionally vauge here about what happened after that but I put up a advert and I was contacted by someone a while afterwards. I will say Ive been owned by a few people since then and had some really fun experiences with them. Id rather not go into detail as to why each one ended as I dont think that is polite or fair to everyone involved, two ended poorly one ended well, that is the most im going to say on that for now.*
What Im looking for
This is always a difficult question, but; Im looking for someone who my servitude would make happy. Im looking for someone who would genuinely enjoy me submitting to their will, someone who will toy and tease me but also be nice to me, someone who is mean to me but kind (oxymoron I know but you know what I mean(pun not intended but a rather welcome coincidence )) someone who I can trust, someone who will care for me and I them, someone who sets rules and strictly enforce them, someone who I can cheer up when their down and vice versa, someone who has time for me, someone who will help me be a better person. But most of all, I want to be your friend and your sub, I dont want to be just the one.
As you have probably guessed by now im looking for something long term. Im also looking for someone who has actually read my add, so if you have please include the word banana in the pm title, why because bananas are awesome!
I am not looking for anyone of any particular sex. Honestly I dont care about gender, what attracts me to people is their personality. That cheesy I know but this is the internet and most contact at least at the start is going to be via text. This is harsh but if we don't click im not going to be able to submit to you, Sorry if that seems offensive if I reject you i'm not saying that you have a bad personality or you are a poor domme, im saying that our personality's dont mesh or you are not the domme for me.*
My Current living arrangements
Right now I live in a flat with four other people, we have separate rooms and locks on our doors, so there is no worry s about them coming into my room while im doing something so I have a lot of freedom to do what I want. But, as I live with other people I do have to keep the noise down when im doing things (especially at nights) so please keep that in mind when we play, while spanking and hitting are all good, screaming at the top of my lungs is not.*
I currently work in a call centre 8-4 (depending on if im covering someone's shift or not(I tend to do that often, blame the fact that I live near my work, its a blessing and a curse) So im generally free out width those times. Sundays excluded as my grandparents tend to come up those days.*
My likes and limits
Lets talk about my likes and limits for a bit, this probably wont be the most comprehensive list but I will try my best to get them all down, if theres something I havent mentioned its probably something I havent tried or something that didnt really fit into any category andyway my likes tend to change regularly with my mood. Also please note, if you do look into my blog with my likes and limits, that hasnt been updated in a looooooong time so it may be a bit outdated and as such should be taken with a pinch of salt.
Anyway lets begin with my some of my likes first;
1. My most liked thing at the moment is pet play. Theres nothing like being on your hands and knees with a tail plug up your ass playing fetch with a cane ( I know that's a line taken straight from one of my reports but i think it sums up my feelings towards this type of play to well to not say), it just feels amazing and I sorta really want to explore it more. Id love to be made into someone's obedient little pet *wags tail**
2. The second thing I would love to explore would be anal, ive done some in the past but not much, due to the fact that one time it ended poorly. I've been able to play down there for a while now and I would sorta love to explore it more as it kinda feels amazing. Sooooo if you would like it I would love if you would toy with my ass. *embarrassed face*
3. My next favourite thing would be orgasm denial, dont you just love that feeling when you really really want something but cant have it. It just makes getting it sooooo much better. I'll admit im not the best at this, and I do fuck up often. But I really think it is fun.*
4. This is rather generic, but rules. I love the feeling of someone controlling me. I cant really describe it properly without rambling on (seriously this add is long enougth as is) so im not going to try, but it just makes me feel happy.
5. Humiliation, theres just something about being embarrassed which I like and dont at the same time, its.... complicated.
6. Watersports, Its just so dirty and it makes me feel dirty. In the good way.
7. Pain to a point. I dont like stubbing my toe, buuuuut a being hit by a cane well... that's fantastic.
I tend to like a lot of things, Seriously if I do accept you as my domme you will have a hard time finding a way to punish me without me enjoying it. But that brings me onto my next topic. My dislikes.
Dislikes
1) Lines: Seriously its monotonous and boring. That and if there is a lot of them it makes my hands hurt. So yeah, fuck lines.
2) Corner time: Same reason as above but with less hand pain. Fuck corner time.
Tedious things: yep I should have just said this from the start but hey ho. Fuck tedious things.
3) Chemical play: I dont like it, it just feels wrong to me, like really wrong. Theres the good kind of pain and the bad kind and well, this just feels awful to me. Theres a huge difference to the type of pain you get from putting Tabasco sauce on your penis compared to hitting yourself with a cane. Honestly this is a borderline limit for me. Fuck chemical play.
4) Wedgies: No, they just feel bad. Fuck wedgies.
So yeah in conclusion fuck these things .
Now lets get onto the limits;
My limits besides the generic obvious ones which have to be stated just because. Aka the do not get me killed, ruin my life, ect ect. But ontop of that I do have a few ones in particular, such as;
1) Sounding: Just no, I used to know a guy on a different forum who nearly destroyed his penis doing this and after hearing all the gory details about it. Id rather not risk it.
2) Blackmail. Under no circumstances will I allow you to blackmail me. I will not allow someone information that may ruin my life under any circumstances, its just off limits. If you even suggest it. I WILL WALK IMEDIATLY thats how strongly I feel about this.
3) Telling me who I can and cannot talk to online. Im good friends with a few people here including my previous domme and if that's a problem for you, don't bother applying to own me.
4) Photos/vids until I trust you. While I do understand that any photo I take would probably be ignored on any porn site id still rather not have them plastered along the web for all potential employers to see. Until I trust you, I will not release any photos.
5) Breath play, Im asthmatic not being able to breathe is not really a fun thing for me. Especially if im having a bad day with it (doesnt happen often but still)
6) Obvious Public, yep id rather not get caught doing anything thats likely to get me in jail or negatively affect my social life. I dont mind little things like not wearing underwear or things like that, but dont expect me to run around naked outside.
7) All the obvious ones that dont need to be explained, like death and permanent ect. If you think any of these things are a good idea then go read someone elses add.
I reserve the right to add things to my limits at a later date, this is just a guideline if thats not okay with you then dont bother replying.
My Toys
Well I have a few toy cars, a action man, some transformer figures..... Okay seriously thougth I have a lot of toys, In no particular order they are;
1. A Faux fur tail butt plug, its so fluffy! Honestly this is one of my favourite toys as it is just too damn cute, seriously just look at my albums and be astounded by the fluffy cuteness.*
2. A Cane. This cane is really well built and looks fantastic, I have a picture in my albums.
3. Mikes spikes, they are scary, honestly I havent been able to wear them for a long period of time as they sorta hurt like a bitch, but daaaamn do they look cool. Seriously google them if you dont know what they are.
4. Butt plugs, I have a few of them, they arent the best quality but they fit up the butt and work feel good so yay.
5. Candles, I've only played with wax once, but it was burney fun.
6. Two chastity belts, which sadly I cant really use. I dont fit into them to well, and when I do get into them well the after effects can be felt for days in my balls.
7. A inflatable vibrating butt plug, by fuck this think is interesting. Ive only used it once by myself, and well it was strange. It felt okay, but it sorta hurt a bit. It hurt a lot when I put it up to full blast so I haven't used it since.
8. I have clover nipple clamp type things, they have a chain attached and when pulled it gets tighter according to the box. While I haven't tried these yet, I hope we can get some use out of them. :3
9. Last but not least, my huge suction dildo of awesomeness! Seriously its amazing. I know its strange to be this excited about a plastic penis but hey, its awesome!
As you can see I have a rather lot, honestly too much. Sex toy shopping is rather addictive an all that.*
Outro
If you have read the entirety of this, thank you. Im sorry it is rather long, but I wanted to put in as much detail as possible but if I missed anything out dont hesitate to ask and If anyone is interested please pm me and post here that you have pmed me and we will go from there. I may not reply to all pms that are sent, if you don't receive a reply it would be best to assume im not interested. I know thats a bit mean but sorry, sometimes its hard to let people down like that especially when they dont take no for a answer.
Also Im going to add that if you do not have any posts or have no avatar , be prepared to put in a little extra effort introducing yourself, or I probably wont reply (if your avatar is really cute expect a reply almost instantly, im easily persuaded by cute things after all).
Thanks for your time, if you have any comments on how to make this add better please do not hesitate to say so.
*Drops the curtains*