Lord Darius
02-11-2015, 04:55 PM
Hello young adventurer!
It seems you are hurt here take a rest...
*closes eyes*
Deep in your thoughts.. you can remember it.. ahh.
Everyone is running! What's happening?
Who are these masked men!?
Ahhh my hand!
Now what?!
(qeust)
* grab the magic book that's hidden in the shed
or
*retrieve a knife from the kitchen
or
*Get a crossbow with some bolts from the armory
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(MAGIC BOOK)
You run into the shed.. it's noiseless.. is there anything in here or?
Waaaahh! *roar* a demon spawn jumps up and runs outside.
( the reader must : pee his or her pants in fear in order to continue )
You grab the book and you feel a new kind of energy flowing through you.
congrats you are a Warlock
(KNIFE)
You make a run for the kitchen.. ah aww, you get punched on the floor.
This creature thinks you are female and tries to rape you in the mouth!
( the reader must : deepthroat, suck, lick a banana for 10 minuts in order to continue )
congrats you are a Barbarian
(CROSSBOW AND BOLTS)
You try to grab the bow but your underwear got stuck in this fence and is wedgying you!
( the reader must : wedgie as hard as possible and edge twice )
congrats you are a bowjester
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Now chose a name for your new class!
When you are ready you can edit it into your signature so players know who you are!
do it like this :
Name :
Class :
Lv. :
It seems you are hurt here take a rest...
*closes eyes*
Deep in your thoughts.. you can remember it.. ahh.
Everyone is running! What's happening?
Who are these masked men!?
Ahhh my hand!
Now what?!
(qeust)
* grab the magic book that's hidden in the shed
or
*retrieve a knife from the kitchen
or
*Get a crossbow with some bolts from the armory
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(MAGIC BOOK)
You run into the shed.. it's noiseless.. is there anything in here or?
Waaaahh! *roar* a demon spawn jumps up and runs outside.
( the reader must : pee his or her pants in fear in order to continue )
You grab the book and you feel a new kind of energy flowing through you.
congrats you are a Warlock
(KNIFE)
You make a run for the kitchen.. ah aww, you get punched on the floor.
This creature thinks you are female and tries to rape you in the mouth!
( the reader must : deepthroat, suck, lick a banana for 10 minuts in order to continue )
congrats you are a Barbarian
(CROSSBOW AND BOLTS)
You try to grab the bow but your underwear got stuck in this fence and is wedgying you!
( the reader must : wedgie as hard as possible and edge twice )
congrats you are a bowjester
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Now chose a name for your new class!
When you are ready you can edit it into your signature so players know who you are!
do it like this :
Name :
Class :
Lv. :