Post an insane lie about the person above you game.

[mister karma]

In this game you must post an insane lie about the person above you.

The next person to post on this thread will post an insane lie about me then the next person will post a insane lie about the user above.


Lets see how insane the lies can become.

[Jah Brother]

^^^^
Likes to eat out baby ducks

[Its Tom]

Threw a person with no legs at a person with no arms in an argument about World of Warcraft.

[lucy.transvestite]

Once ate a dollar bill, and crapped out 4 quarters.

[LilMissMaddie]

Inexplicably craps out a golf ball sized pearl every week

[mrpropel]

Kisses her pet llama on the lips every night.

[Jah Brother]

Would like to be dominated by a llama

[SweetTeen]

Smokes 900 Euro worth of weed everyday

[Jah Brother]

Doesn't secretly like crossdressing

[mrpropel]

Has way too much time on his hands.

[M.G]

Is engaged to Taylor Swift.

[Clerisyberry]

MG donated his left nipple to raise money for rape awareness among ducks.

[SandMguy]

Clerisyberry stole a barrel of dildos and killed a homeless person with it.

[mrpropel]

Has never masturbated before his entire life.

[SandMguy]

Is secretly Taylor swifts foot slave.

[M.G]

SandMguy is actually made out of sand.

[cloudness]

M.G actually like's to wear a banana onsie and sit in a tree all day, pretending to be a banana :O

[Torchwood123]

Cloudless is actually deathly afraid of heights because there are no feet to lick up there

[cloudness]

their is some truth to that, I am afraid of heights XD also Torchwood, is just Jealous because they are also scared of height's because of all the banana's up their ;D

[alias]

Cloudness once sold his car for gas money

[cloudness]

alias was the one I bought the gas from, but in finland ;O

[alias]

While in Finland buying gas from me cloudness confessed that he hates bananas

[cloudness]

How dare you! while in finland with alias going on about gas and bananas, alias actually confessed he wanted to get spanked by a elephant:|

[alias]

Once tried to feed all of the bananas in the world to an elephant so that he didn't have to look at them anymore

[Tobahkiin]

Alias is actually just three smaller people in a trenchcoat.

[alias]

Tobahkiin is a serial kitten murderer!

[DareProphet]

Alias masturbates to his avatar every night.

[Undisclosed]

I hear that DareProphet loves to eat the hearts of chipmunks when roleplaying as a dragon.

[Tobahkiin]

Undisclosed has the heart and mind of a child. Not figuratively. He keeps them in a jar.

[sunset-gd]

Tobahkiin has raised his bed on stilts because he's petrified of floods.

[DareProphet]

Cyan´s avatar is a portrait of how he was last night.

[Tobahkiin]

DareProphet has actually been a time travelling robo-viking from the future this whole time, and no-one even noticed.

[alias]

Tobahkiin is the first harbinger of an invasion of superintelligent alien life

[mrpropel]

Alias is actually a rouge AI that was originally developed by the Illuminati to maintain world peace.

[sunset-gd]

MrPropel is Benito Mussolini's great grandson.

[Wedgielover890]

Cyan has 40 kids

[DareProphet]

WedgieLover is actually the ghost of a murdered maid.

[I'mEnslaved]

DareProphet is the result of his dad fucking a goat

[TheMan321]

person above is the ugliest human being ever

[Hollipop]

Person above is actually miley cyrus' long lost sibling

[niccisweetie]

Hollipop is the result of a failed experience to have a hybrid between a girl named Holli and a lolipop

[SilentK88]

Niccisweetie is secretly an Alien being from a planet in the Alpha Centauri sector, sent to earth to observe human stupidity. The mission, however, has been put on hold, as the realization that humans seem to believe they can be either gender caused Niccisweetie to break communication in order to explore opposite genders first-hand as a hard-core sissy (This is odd, because Niccisweetie's species has no physical gender; reproducing through thought manifestation.)

[VoxellBlack]

The man above is an over achiever

[Runesmith]

VoxellBlack is a lesbian trapped in a man's body that is at least 2 sizes too small for her/him.

[sexyschelleuk]

Runesmith used to be Donald Trumps personal hairdresser, but was fired when he was caught, trying on one of Trump's toupe's

[Forester]

sexyschelleuk was the second gunman in the assasination of Bernie Sanders. After several pieces of evidence went missing in a raid on a suburban NSA field office, the Prophet himself declared sexyschelleuk not guilty in a court of law.

[Runesmith]

Forester is a Yeti who was exiled from the Tibetan mountains because his feet were 17 sizes smaller than those of an average Yeti and this was considered a disgrace for the tribe. Forester wandered through the forests of Central Asia in to Russia, and at one point, was shot at by Vladimir Putin himself. He finally crossed the Baltics and settled down as a used car salesman in an undisclosed location in Northern Europe. Like the rest of his kind, he can only be photographed in x-rays.

[cooperjess]

Runesmith isn't actually a human at all - he's several weasels in a big trenchcoat. He looks how he does through a complicated system of mirrors and pulleys, and is not to be trusted.

[Jaro]

Whenever Jess is not on getDare, she is training her pet owl to meow.

[DaVance]

Jaroface is not a 36 year old male in the Netherlands. She is in fact a 67 year old nun who lives in Vatican City and has dedicated her entire life to serving God. In her spare time she treks into Rome and blesses orphans while feeding them food she has stolen from the Vatican Cafeteria. Jaroface hopes to be known as the next Mother Teresa!!!


:):):)

[TrisPrior]

DaVance is actually Microsoft's latest chatbot experiment. Despite concerns, staff feel, "It's going much better than Tay."

[Hornyperson]

Tris Prior is not Tris she is actually a person who have had multiple plastic surgeries to become a real life verison of Four. (she even has the tattoos)

[Mixedtape]

Hornyperson's name is a lie, They are horny, but they are a rhinoceros and not a person.

[Kizmo]

Mixedtape holds the world record for the most amount of cows stroked in 24 hours - at 3744. Plus, she can remember all but one of their names (the one she can't remember is called Jessica).

[iSpuds]

Kizmo is kingpin of a world-class drug ring, bringing in over 6 billion a year in various Schedule I and II drug operations and money laundering schemes. Her operation has infiltrated the DEA and justice systems worldwide, making a name for herself as the world's most untouchable supplier with a stranglehold on the market. She's basically the De Beers of the recreational drug industry.

[Runesmith]

iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper.

[sexualfeelings]

Runesmith is the reason all of our favorite characters in books/tv/movies die. Damn you, you killed Sirius black!

[iSpuds]

...

(10/10 best thing I've read in any game thread. It's in my sig now!)

sexualfeelings is the actual zodiac killer. She briefly ran for president but withdrew her campaign after a series of incriminating discoveries were published by various reputable news sources, including The Onion and Gawker, threatening to reveal her identity. She now lives off the grid with her partner in a cabin stocked with bibles and an assortment of canned soups.

[sexualfeelings]

iSpuds once killed a man using only a handful of jellybeans. Spuds then proceeded to eat said jellybeans out of the victim's ears. After finishing the jellybeans Spuds flew off on the back of a flying fish. Deciding that the life of murder and sex was too much, Spuds took a shuttle to Vulcan and underwent Kolinahr. Unfortunately the ritual went wrong and Spuds' sexual appetite was super-charged. This is why iSpuds is a getDare member.

[Carlton]

sexualfeelings once had high hopes for a career as an opera singer. Unfortunately, in her first performance the frequency of her high c was a bit out of range, bringing down the big chandelier and the whole opera house with it. However, after she barely survived, the CIA hired her for a planned attack on the big dictator of the sultanate of Shrillistan. She managed to take down the big palace, seducing three members of the guard in the process, who fell victim to a hearing loss shortly after. Unfortunately, she didn't manage to overpower the dictator, as it was unknown to the public he suffered from a severe case of anacousia. After this big failure she was dismissed and now her only pastime is shocking passersby in shopping malls.

[Wolf007]

Carlton actually has a special kink, they call "mule fetish". Its an extraordinary sexual stimulation he gets from the mules ears. Something about they're shape, size and amount of fur triggers his primar instincts.

Carlton actually worked on a mule farm for several years, before people were starting to get suspicious about his weird behavior around these long-eard animals.

After many psychological and psychiatric sessions, Carlton was declared "healed".

Carlton still has several mule posters on his bedroom wall until this day...

[Runesmith]

Wolf007 is actually a sheep born on the Isle of Wright. Possessing uncanny abilities to escape the enclosure to satisfy his fetish of spying on wolf mating, his lock-picking skills soon attracted the attention of MI6. After getting his license to chill, the little-lamb-who-could insisted that he go undercover as a wolf to infiltrate those dangerous packs. The MI6 genius Prof. Diddlesworth transplanted wolf skin on to the lamb, and performed a 36-hour snoutoplastic surgery, creating the fearsome agent known to the world as Wolf007. He is now based in a secret location in Wetwang, East Yorkshire.

[Wolf007]

Aah yes, Runesmith. I should probably keep my silence on this very extraordinary tale...but since I'am anonymous here, i will share it.

You see, "Runesmith" isn't just some made-up name. Ohw no...it's not. It was given to him by Thor , the god of war, himself.
To be honest, even i (who knows all) can't tell you exactly how old this creature actually is. But i can tell you this...he was there when Christ was born...he was there when the first pyramids were built...he was there when...well, you got the idea, right?

There are not many things known for sure about this being, but it's certain he mostly feeds on the despair and fear he brings to submissive woman.

His present form is just a shell for the horrible demon within...eyes as red as a fresh spanked ass, his skin filled with warts the size of vacuumed nipples and black as the darkest latex outfit.

At this point my very own life is at stake for sharing this information...i can already feel it's presence nearby.

*NO, spare me, i didn't tell! I'M NOT SUBMISSIVE!!! I'M NOT SUB...*

[pet monkey]

Wolf007 is actually in hiding. He needs to retain his anonymity so he was placed in the Witness Relocation program. His whole identity has been revamped. He used to be an old, wrinkled grandmother running a lovely little rutabaga farm in the wilderness of Russia. Every weekend her grand-kids would come visit and she'd send them home with a basket full of rutabagas. One day she witnessed Trump and Putin sharing a cigar together. Once Putin found out that they were spotted he alerted Trump and the immediately moved to make sure she could be no threat to their place. Somehow, Hillary learned of the plot against the kind old woman and moved quickly to put her into a protective program. They switched her gender to male, coated her (now him) in honey and stitched fur on top of that to disguise his appearance. He was relocated out of Russia and given a new name and papers. Trump is still looking for her to this day.