Dares for a home alone newbie

[MALEficent]

Hey, I'm new here and would like some dares. I'll be alone for a few hours (something about 8 hours).

I don't have any toy, only household items.

[Mindblower]

Well you are a dog all the time you're alone. 1 woof for yes and 2 for no.

You will be naked and at all times be on four legs.

you are a very playfull and curious dog - You will try licking yourself and run for your tail. You will also sniff and lick 5 things in EVERY room, but you will lick 10 things in the bathroom.

i think this dog is getting dirty - go take a shower. You will only shake yourself dry afterwords.

If you from now on gets hard at anytime you will instantly cover your cockhead in hotsauce. If that doesnt help then cover those small balls in toothpaste.

This dog will try to hump something twice every hour for 2 minutes.

[MALEficent]

Thanks. I'm naked and willing to do other dares.
Woof!

[Mindblower]

This dog loves underwear... It will find last used underwear and chew it apart.

[Mindblower]

When done chewing and ripping underwear it's thirsty... Put water in a bowl and drink/lick it like a dog :-)