Ask me whatever

[J.M.N]

So i'm bored as hell alot and figured i'd use this to entertain myself a little bit. Feel free to ask me about whatever, apart from the meaning of life and the secrets of the site of course.

[Ly Ph]

Whatever? (you asked me to ask you whatever)

How often do you want to murder people on GD for breaking the rules?

If you could remove one thing from existence what would it be?

Do you predict there to be too many in jokes and league reference posted to this thread?

[Kerldy]

A mod doing an ask me thread, this could be fun :D

1, pursuing reincarnation does occur, what do you think you will be reincarnated as?

2, how do you feel you would cope as this said animal?

3, when taking into the size of the universe, is it appropriate to eat an entire by yourself?

[J.M.N]

Whatever? (you asked me to ask you whatever)
You read my post instead of just replying :clap:

How often do you want to murder people on GD for breaking the rules?
Very, very often.

If you could remove one thing from existence what would it be?

Homophobics.
Do you predict there to be too many in jokes and league reference posted to this thread?
Yes.

[J.M.N]

1, pursuing reincarnation does occur, what do you think you will be reincarnated as?
A sloth.

2, how do you feel you would cope as this said animal?
It's a dream come true.

3, when taking into the size of the universe, is it appropriate to eat an entire by yourself?
Yes, I get hungry alot too.

[Kerldy]

Okay some easy ones -maybe-

1, If you had to pick 15 words to never use again, what would those words be?

2, You are offered a chance an eternal life, the only catch being that in order to achieve this you will have to die first. In a sense you will no longer existed, only an exact copy of you and your memories. Do you accept and decline this offer?

3, In a fictional universe, where superheros -like to ones seen in movies and comic books- existed what would happen to them if everyone stopped committing crimes?

[deswill]

What was the main reason you wanted to become a staff member on getdare?

Is there any difference between a mods and staff?

What was your first pets name and what was it?

If you could speak any language what would it be?

[J.M.N]

1, If you had to pick 15 words to never use again, what would those words be?
Swear words and bad words (can list if wanted)

2, You are offered a chance an eternal life, the only catch being that in order to achieve this you will have to die first. In a sense you will no longer existed, only an exact copy of you and your memories. Do you accept and decline this offer?
Probably decline the offer, it's not really me.

3, In a fictional universe, where superheros -like to ones seen in movies and comic books- existed what would happen to them if everyone stopped committing crimes?
A world without crime is hard to imagine but i guess they would just get about their daily lives using their powers to make them better at jobs (sounds so fun)

[J.M.N]

What was the main reason you wanted to become a staff member on getdare?
I've been on the site for almost 3 years now, i'm friends with alot of people and want to help the site be as good as it is.

Is there any difference between a mods and staff?
Getdare staff are the people who work for the site, including both mods and admins.

What was your first pets name and what was it?
Two hamsters called Ike and Stan.

If you could speak any language what would it be?
Chinese.

[Ly Ph]

These questions are a bit all over the place but...

What is your biggest regret?

Do have any phobias (irrational ones, not like that of the great and mighty cthulhu)?

When did you come out to people as gay?

Hardest moment of your life?

Favourite genre of music?

Do you find other get dare staff to be jealous of your role as the cool mod?

Can you chuck more wood than a woodchuck?

[J.M.N]

What is your biggest regret?
Not studying harder at school

Do have any phobias (irrational ones, not like that of the great and mighty cthulhu)?
I was going to say work but i realised that was a rational one. So I'd say i've got a phobia of being around lots of people

When did you come out to people as gay?
When I was about 17

Hardest moment of your life?
Coming out

Favourite genre of music?
Pop/rock

Do you find other get dare staff to be jealous of your role as the cool mod?
Yes

Can you chuck more wood than a woodchuck?
Seeing as i'm related to chuck norris, yes.

[SweetTeen]

*excited giggle

JMN has a truth thread! :P

Happiest moment of your life?

Saddest?

Will you answer this question with no?

Favorite Song?

Favorite league champion?

Favorite way of masturbating?

Darkest/secrest fantasy?

[J.M.N]

Happiest moment of your life?
Going to my sibling's weddings

Saddest?
My Nan's funeral

Will you answer this question with no?
If I wanted too

Favorite Song?
Are you going to stay the night - zedd + hayley from paramore remake

Favorite league champion?
Malzahar

Favorite way of masturbating?
With someone else

Darkest/secrest fantasy?
Being tied and edged/tieing and edging a smexy man

[startermaster]

whatever?(just because the Ly Ph asked it too)
Does 2+2 equal 4 or 5?
If random isn't random then what is?
what do you do if life gives you lemons but no water?
grilled, baked or fried potato?
A, B or C?
eat or drink?
meat or veggies?
chicken or cow?
cat or dog?(not food)
:), :D or :p?
lazy or tiered?
read or write?
tv show or movie?
anime or manga?

enjoy randomness

[J.M.N]

whatever?(just because the Ly Ph asked it too)
Yey

Does 2+2 equal 4 or 5?
45

If random isn't random then what is?
This colour is banana

what do you do if life gives you lemons but no water?
Drink lemonade

grilled, baked or fried potato?
Baked

A, B or C?
B

eat or drink?
Eat

meat or veggies?
Meat

chicken or cow?
cow

cat or dog?(not food)
cat

, or ?
space

lazy or tiered?
lazy

read or write?
Write

tv show or movie?
Movie

anime or manga?
Anime (totally going be hated on for this)

[startermaster]

Does 2+2 equal 4 or 5?
45
best answer ever
anime or manga?
Anime (totally going be hated on for this)
probably yes

I have some more for you:D

If you could name a new star what would you name it?
Lion or tiger?
kip, chicken or poulet?
tears or shouts when laughing?
last movie that made you cry?
A = B and B = C but A =/= D. what is the square root of 15241383936?(and no cheating with a calculator here:mad:)
willow or oak?
shark or dolphin?
42?
sharp or dull pencil?
books or short stories?
yes or no?
pokemon or digimon?
arigatou, bedankt or merci?

[J.M.N]

If you could name a new star what would you name it?
Shiny

Lion or tiger?
Tiger

kip, chicken or poulet?
Chicken?

tears or shouts when laughing?
Shouts

last movie that made you cry?
Carrie (it was sad >.>)

A = B and B = C but A =/= D. what is the square root of 15241383936?(and no cheating with a calculator here)
Pi-finity

willow or oak?
Oak

shark or dolphin?
Shark

42?
Meaning of life

sharp or dull pencil?
Sharp

books or short stories?
Books

yes or no?
Yes

pokemon or digimon?
Pokemon

arigatou, bedankt or merci?
Bedankt

[SweetTeen]

Question Set #1

1. Ever had an orgasm just from anal play?
2. Do you remember an emberassing moment when you were a child?
3. Rather be Plugged for a Week or No touch for a Week?
4. Ever ruined an orgasm accidentally?
5. Do you remember how you thought about BDSM before you experienced it?

Question Set #2

1. Ever had an orgasm just from humping something?
2. Are you afraid of heights?
3. Are you afraid of darkness?
4. Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
5. Do you like edging?

Question Set #3
1. Would you describe yourself as a person who tries to be happy all the time?
2. You come into your room and see a spider on the wall ,what do you do?
3. What is the nearest object to your right ?
4. If you could make 1 change in the world , what would it be?
5. Rather be a Vampire or a bird?

Question Set #4
1. Would you kill a stranger if you would be paid 1 million euro for it? ( Not the killing itself just the decision about if he lives or not)
2. Rather have the ability to kill anyone with just thinking of it or have the ability to heal any illness with just touching the ill person, but youre unable to move if you choose the second.
3. Rather edge 100 times or have a ruined orgasm?
4. What is your least favorite thing about life itself?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight?

[J.M.N]

Question Set #1

1. Ever had an orgasm just from anal play?
Nope

2. Do you remember an emberassing moment when you were a child?
I had my trousers pulled down during a pe lesson

3. Rather be Plugged for a Week or No touch for a Week?
Plugged

4. Ever ruined an orgasm accidentally?
Yus ._.

5. Do you remember how you thought about BDSM before you experienced it?
I thought it was weird and scary looking..

Question Set #2

1. Ever had an orgasm just from humping something?
No

2. Are you afraid of heights?
I'm afraid of falling

3. Are you afraid of darkness?
Not since i was a child

4. Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
Yus

5. Do you like edging?
Love it ♥

Question Set #3
1. Would you describe yourself as a person who tries to be happy all the time?
Most of the time

2. You come into your room and see a spider on the wall ,what do you do?
Kill it

3. What is the nearest object to your right ?
A chair

4. If you could make 1 change in the world , what would it be?
No homophobia (first thing that came to mind)

5. Rather be a Vampire or a bird?
Vampire

Question Set #4
1. Would you kill a stranger if you would be paid 1 million euro for it? ( Not the killing itself just the decision about if he lives or not)
Probably not have the nerve to say yes

2. Rather have the ability to kill anyone with just thinking of it or have the ability to heal any illness with just touching the ill person, but youre unable to move if you choose the second.
Second if i had to pick

3. Rather edge 100 times or have a ruined orgasm?
Ruined orgasm, i don't have the time to edge 100 times

4. What is your least favorite thing about life itself?
Ignorant people

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes
__________________

[SweetTeen]

Question Set #5

1. Is your left elbow on the table right now?
2. How much do you know about computers?
3. How did you came to your name?
4. Do you like/liked school?
5. Do you have a favorite thread here on GD?

[J.M.N]

Question Set #5

1. Is your left elbow on the table right now?
Nope

2. How much do you know about computers?
A fair bit, some of my friends study computers and i've learnt a fair bit about coding from friends who are learning that.

3. How did you came to your name?
My real name is my grandpa's name, my getdare name was a spur of the moment decision, i'm quite happy with it.

4. Do you like/liked school?
I liked school as much as the next person, still didn't want to go but didn't really mind at the end of the day.

5. Do you have a favorite thread here on GD?
The funny chat quotes has some funny memories on it