dareisgood4u
05-06-2013, 09:49 PM
Piss Desperation Dice Dare with Masturbation for Guys 18+
Follow the steps below. Drinking amounts are approximate, use self-judgement (unless you can measure). If any roll result is not do-able, refer to forfeits at the end.
Attire roll:
1 - Naked.
2 - Naked.
3 - Pants only, pull out cock and balls.
4 - T-shirt and undies, pull out cock and balls.
5 - Naked.
6 - Naked, underwear on your head.
Starting location roll:
1 - On your bed.
2 - Anywhere you can watch porn.
3 - On your bed.
4 - Anywhere you can watch porn.
5 - Bedroom floor.
6 - A chair in bedroom.
First drink:
1 - Tough from the get-go, you must cum in a tall glass of milk and drink it.
2 - 5 glasses or 600ml of water.
3 - 2 large cups of coffee.
4 - Fill a large bowl with warm tea, dip your dick in it for 2min then drink it all.
5 - 3 glasses or 400ml of water.
6 - Minimum 300ml of water poured into your open mouth. If you have to close your mouth to swallow, you must keep pouring the water on your face and down your body.
Masturbate (cumming banned):
1 - pump at any speed, but for 20min non-stop.
2 - play with your dick just enough to keep it hard for 45min.
3 - masturbate until you have watched a video from 10 different categories.
4 - masturbate to any single video of duration longer than 20min.
5 - for 30min, alternate between lightly playing with your dick and furious pumping.
6 - for 1hr you may do anything you want besides pissing or cumming as long as your dick is erect. If it goes soft, you must stand up and pump hard again.
Second drink (possible location change):
1 - 600ml of any liquid of your choice.
2 - 600ml water.
3 - 1200ml (two pet bottles) water. Break it up as needed, but complete within 12min.
4 - go to a running tap and keep drinking for 2min.
5 - fill a large bowl with water and drink it up, then do it again.
6 - 1 cup coffee, then a glass of milk, then 2 cups coffee, then 2 glass of milk
Masturbation (cumming controlled):
1 - jerk off for 1hr, you may only cum if you are watching somebody pissing.
2 - keep your dick hard for 1hr, if it goes soft pump it back hard, adding how long it was soft for on top of the hour.
3 - hard dick dance for 30min, sitting down and pumping every time dick goes soft.
4 - watch any porn for 1hr without cumming, then watch a cumshot compilation longer than 5min without touching your dick.
5 - cum as many times as possible with in 1hr.
6 - jerk off for just 15min. if you need to cum, go stick your head in the toilet and cum on the bathroom floor.
Drinking/Masturbation mix (cumming controlled):
1 - watch porn which includes piss for 1hr and masturbate when someone is actually pissing, otherwise play with your balls.
2 - No porn, try to keep your dick hard for 1hr. Whenever dick is soft you have to be drinking (or at least sipping) some liquid.
3 - watch porn for 30min, you my cum if someone is either pissing or squirting liquid from their asses. But if someone cums, you must drink a glass of water.
4 - watch porn for 1hr. If a male shoots, you must drink a glass of milk. If a female squirts, you must drink 3 glasses of water.
5 - No porn. Submerge your dick in a large bowl filled with warm water and jerk off underwater for 30min. When on edge, take the dick out of water. If you cum, cum underwater but you must complete the 30min and drink it all up at the end.
6 - cum as many times as possible in 15min. Each time you cum drink two glasses of water.
If you have not pissed already:
1 - Lie in the bath tub or shower and piss allover yourself.
2 - Empty your bladder into a plugged tub, kitchen sink, or a big enough container. Then in 1hr try to drink as much of it as possible. If you need to piss during this you cannot piss in the container, you must make a mess.
3 - Congrats, you can relieve yourself at your convenience.
4 - Go piss on a pot plant (fake OK), a bush or a tree.
5 - You can piss but collect it all in bottle/s then dispose of it outdoors.
6 - Bad luck, you must piss allover yourself right where you are now.
Forfeits
Simply abandoned the dare:
Try it again within 48hrs or post on 3 person above dare threads including a piss dare.
Failed to hold the piss:
Go stand in a corner or sit still on a chair until you've pissed yourself again.
Wet your clothes:
Stay in them until they're dry.
Lost your load when cumming was not allowed:
Start the dare over again, immediately.
Refused to get naked:
Piss in the shower once a day for two weeks.
Cheated and skipped drink/s:
Do the dare again without cheating OR drink roughly the same amount of piss as that you have cheated.
Refused to drink piss or piss on yourself:
For three weeks, watch piss porn every night until you cum.
Refused to stick your head in the toilet:
Within a week, eat at least three meals in the toilet.
Refused to piss or dispose of piss outdoors or anywhere other than the toilet:
Masturbate and cum to 12 outdoor pissing videos.
Refused to do any of the forfeits:
Post on 15 person above dare threads.
Follow the steps below. Drinking amounts are approximate, use self-judgement (unless you can measure). If any roll result is not do-able, refer to forfeits at the end.
Attire roll:
1 - Naked.
2 - Naked.
3 - Pants only, pull out cock and balls.
4 - T-shirt and undies, pull out cock and balls.
5 - Naked.
6 - Naked, underwear on your head.
Starting location roll:
1 - On your bed.
2 - Anywhere you can watch porn.
3 - On your bed.
4 - Anywhere you can watch porn.
5 - Bedroom floor.
6 - A chair in bedroom.
First drink:
1 - Tough from the get-go, you must cum in a tall glass of milk and drink it.
2 - 5 glasses or 600ml of water.
3 - 2 large cups of coffee.
4 - Fill a large bowl with warm tea, dip your dick in it for 2min then drink it all.
5 - 3 glasses or 400ml of water.
6 - Minimum 300ml of water poured into your open mouth. If you have to close your mouth to swallow, you must keep pouring the water on your face and down your body.
Masturbate (cumming banned):
1 - pump at any speed, but for 20min non-stop.
2 - play with your dick just enough to keep it hard for 45min.
3 - masturbate until you have watched a video from 10 different categories.
4 - masturbate to any single video of duration longer than 20min.
5 - for 30min, alternate between lightly playing with your dick and furious pumping.
6 - for 1hr you may do anything you want besides pissing or cumming as long as your dick is erect. If it goes soft, you must stand up and pump hard again.
Second drink (possible location change):
1 - 600ml of any liquid of your choice.
2 - 600ml water.
3 - 1200ml (two pet bottles) water. Break it up as needed, but complete within 12min.
4 - go to a running tap and keep drinking for 2min.
5 - fill a large bowl with water and drink it up, then do it again.
6 - 1 cup coffee, then a glass of milk, then 2 cups coffee, then 2 glass of milk
Masturbation (cumming controlled):
1 - jerk off for 1hr, you may only cum if you are watching somebody pissing.
2 - keep your dick hard for 1hr, if it goes soft pump it back hard, adding how long it was soft for on top of the hour.
3 - hard dick dance for 30min, sitting down and pumping every time dick goes soft.
4 - watch any porn for 1hr without cumming, then watch a cumshot compilation longer than 5min without touching your dick.
5 - cum as many times as possible with in 1hr.
6 - jerk off for just 15min. if you need to cum, go stick your head in the toilet and cum on the bathroom floor.
Drinking/Masturbation mix (cumming controlled):
1 - watch porn which includes piss for 1hr and masturbate when someone is actually pissing, otherwise play with your balls.
2 - No porn, try to keep your dick hard for 1hr. Whenever dick is soft you have to be drinking (or at least sipping) some liquid.
3 - watch porn for 30min, you my cum if someone is either pissing or squirting liquid from their asses. But if someone cums, you must drink a glass of water.
4 - watch porn for 1hr. If a male shoots, you must drink a glass of milk. If a female squirts, you must drink 3 glasses of water.
5 - No porn. Submerge your dick in a large bowl filled with warm water and jerk off underwater for 30min. When on edge, take the dick out of water. If you cum, cum underwater but you must complete the 30min and drink it all up at the end.
6 - cum as many times as possible in 15min. Each time you cum drink two glasses of water.
If you have not pissed already:
1 - Lie in the bath tub or shower and piss allover yourself.
2 - Empty your bladder into a plugged tub, kitchen sink, or a big enough container. Then in 1hr try to drink as much of it as possible. If you need to piss during this you cannot piss in the container, you must make a mess.
3 - Congrats, you can relieve yourself at your convenience.
4 - Go piss on a pot plant (fake OK), a bush or a tree.
5 - You can piss but collect it all in bottle/s then dispose of it outdoors.
6 - Bad luck, you must piss allover yourself right where you are now.
Forfeits
Simply abandoned the dare:
Try it again within 48hrs or post on 3 person above dare threads including a piss dare.
Failed to hold the piss:
Go stand in a corner or sit still on a chair until you've pissed yourself again.
Wet your clothes:
Stay in them until they're dry.
Lost your load when cumming was not allowed:
Start the dare over again, immediately.
Refused to get naked:
Piss in the shower once a day for two weeks.
Cheated and skipped drink/s:
Do the dare again without cheating OR drink roughly the same amount of piss as that you have cheated.
Refused to drink piss or piss on yourself:
For three weeks, watch piss porn every night until you cum.
Refused to stick your head in the toilet:
Within a week, eat at least three meals in the toilet.
Refused to piss or dispose of piss outdoors or anywhere other than the toilet:
Masturbate and cum to 12 outdoor pissing videos.
Refused to do any of the forfeits:
Post on 15 person above dare threads.