Why Me

[me1931]

Since the last game took off so well, lets try this one. The aim of the game is simple. One person says something they can't stand, the next says how to solve it in a creative way, and repeats.

For example:

Person 1: I can't stand rain.

Person 2: So never go outside again. I hate when people sing to themselves.

Etc, etc, etc

I'll go first. I can't stand when people walk to slowly in hall ways.

[Happy Me]

Then grow really long legs and walk over them. ;)

I can't stand when people chew loud.

[Dareholic]

Just like that one painter, you should cut off your ears.

I can't stand my next door neighbor.

[alex_carter]

You could set up an elaborate plot to scare them into moving away.

I can't stand my brother when he's in one of his "annoying" moods.

[Dareholic]

Throw him into a sound proof padded room, lock the door, and throw away the key. You will never have that problem again.

The grass in my yard is getting over grown, and I don't feel like mowing it.

[alex_carter]

I wouldn't go again so soon, but I just can't resist this one.

Buy a herd of goats so they can eat your grass.

I can't stand it when planes fly really low and shake everything like it's an earthquake and are really loud.

[Dareholic]

great idea!

You need to build an underground house.

I have dirty dishes in the sink, but don't feel like cleaning them.

[Happy Me]

You could throw the dirty dishes out the window. :)

I really don't want to to go to work today.

[Rose_Angel]

Call your place of employment and convince everyone to come to you instead.

My room is dirty and I don't want to take the time to clean it.

[Dareholic]

You should just move into a different room, and use that one as storage.

My car won't start, what do I do now?