sharknight
04-13-2013, 12:49 AM
This is a wedgie "training" program. I will post new tasks once in a while, but got 6 weeks of "training" set up already.
For beginners! - No public or messy wedgies are included.
Week 1 - Wedgies
Day 1
Hang yourself on the doorknob for 15 seconds and then keep it in for a hour.
Day 2
Give yourself/get someone to give you a wedgie, hard. Leave it in for 3 hours or when you need to go to the bathroom.
Day 3
Give yourself/get someone to give you a jock lock wedgie (ankles put in loophole and wedgied). Lean forward for 5 minutes then get out without using your hands.
Day 4
Repeat Day 1 wedgie, hanging 30 seconds and keep the wedgie in for 2 hours. If you need to use the restroom, you have to hang for 2 minutes each time and add 10 minutes to the length you need to keep it in before you pick.
Day 5
Hang for 5 minutes. Then, give yourself a jock lock. Lean forward for 20 minutes, then get out of the jock lock without your hands.
Week 2 - Melvins
Day 1
Frontal hang yourself on the doorknob for 15 seconds and then keep it in for a hour.
Day 2
Give yourself/get someone to give you a frontal wedgie/melvin, hard. Keep it in until it slides off, or 1 hour.
Day 3
Repeat Day 1 wedgie, hanging 30 seconds and keep the melvin in for 2 hours, or until it slides off, whichever comes first. If you need to use the restroom, you have to hang for 2 minutes each time and add 10 minutes to the length you need to keep it in before you pick.
Day 4
Repeat Day 3 wedgie, hanging 2 minutes and keep the melvin in for 2 hours, or until it slides off, whichever comes first. If you need to use the restroom, you have to hang for 2 minutes each time and add 10 minutes to the length you need to keep it in before you pick. While you are in the hanging melvin, tug the back of your underwear once every 30 seconds.
Day 5
Give yourself/ask someone to give you a melvin, very very hard. It must go to the area below your chest and above your stomach. Then, fasten it with a belt and keep it on for 3 hours. If you need to use the restroom, you must repeat this entire dare, resetting the keep-on time.
Week 3 - Hanging Wedgies/Melvins
If anything rips, then you are done.
Day 1
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 10 minutes. You cannot touch the ground.
Day 2
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 12 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at least once every 5 seconds. You cannot touch the ground.
Day 3
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 14 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at least once every 4 seconds. You cannot touch the ground.
Day 4
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 17 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at least once every 3 seconds. You cannot touch the ground. You must also keep the wedgie in until you use the bathroom or shower.
Day 5
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 20 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at least once every 2 seconds. You cannot touch the ground. You must also keep the wedgie in until you use the bathroom or shower.
Week 4 - Squeaky Cleans
Day 1
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 25 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at once every second. You cannot touch the ground. You must also keep the wedgie in until you use the bathroom or shower.
Day 2
Give yourself 10 squeaky clean wedgies.
Day 3
Give yourself 15 squeaky clean wedgies.
Day 4
Give yourself 25 squeaky clean wedgies.
Day 5
Give yourself 50 squeaky clean wedgies.
Week 5 - Atomic Wedgies
Day 1
Give yourself a wedgie up to your chest. Leave it on for 45 minutes!
Day 2
Give yourself a melvin up to the area below your chest and above your stomach. Leave it on for 25 minutes!
Day 3
Give yourself a wedgie up to your head. Leave it on for 10 minutes!
Day 4
Give yourself a melvin up to your chest.Leave it on for 15 minutes!
Day 5
Give yourself a melvin up to your head. Leave it on for 10 minutes!
Week 6 - The Week of Testing (dun dun dun dunnn)
Day 1
Give yourself 100 squeaky cleans.
Day 2
Give yourself a hanging melvin for 2 hours. If the underwear rips, replace the underwear and continue.
Day 3
Give yourself a hanging wedgie for 4 hours. If the underwear rips, replace the underwear and continue.
Day 4
Give yourself both an atomic wedgie and melvin at the same time. Keep it in for 25 minutes. If it rips before it goes over your head, repeat it, keeping it for 10 extra minutes.
Day 5
Give yourself a jock lock wedgie for 30 minutes leaning forward, a hanging wedgie for 1 hour, a hanging melvin for 30 minutes, an atomic wedgie, an atomic melvin, all with ice in front of your underwear! Have fun!
I am NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES RESULTING FROM ANY ACTIVITY posted on this topic, or any of my posts.
For beginners! - No public or messy wedgies are included.
Week 1 - Wedgies
Day 1
Hang yourself on the doorknob for 15 seconds and then keep it in for a hour.
Day 2
Give yourself/get someone to give you a wedgie, hard. Leave it in for 3 hours or when you need to go to the bathroom.
Day 3
Give yourself/get someone to give you a jock lock wedgie (ankles put in loophole and wedgied). Lean forward for 5 minutes then get out without using your hands.
Day 4
Repeat Day 1 wedgie, hanging 30 seconds and keep the wedgie in for 2 hours. If you need to use the restroom, you have to hang for 2 minutes each time and add 10 minutes to the length you need to keep it in before you pick.
Day 5
Hang for 5 minutes. Then, give yourself a jock lock. Lean forward for 20 minutes, then get out of the jock lock without your hands.
Week 2 - Melvins
Day 1
Frontal hang yourself on the doorknob for 15 seconds and then keep it in for a hour.
Day 2
Give yourself/get someone to give you a frontal wedgie/melvin, hard. Keep it in until it slides off, or 1 hour.
Day 3
Repeat Day 1 wedgie, hanging 30 seconds and keep the melvin in for 2 hours, or until it slides off, whichever comes first. If you need to use the restroom, you have to hang for 2 minutes each time and add 10 minutes to the length you need to keep it in before you pick.
Day 4
Repeat Day 3 wedgie, hanging 2 minutes and keep the melvin in for 2 hours, or until it slides off, whichever comes first. If you need to use the restroom, you have to hang for 2 minutes each time and add 10 minutes to the length you need to keep it in before you pick. While you are in the hanging melvin, tug the back of your underwear once every 30 seconds.
Day 5
Give yourself/ask someone to give you a melvin, very very hard. It must go to the area below your chest and above your stomach. Then, fasten it with a belt and keep it on for 3 hours. If you need to use the restroom, you must repeat this entire dare, resetting the keep-on time.
Week 3 - Hanging Wedgies/Melvins
If anything rips, then you are done.
Day 1
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 10 minutes. You cannot touch the ground.
Day 2
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 12 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at least once every 5 seconds. You cannot touch the ground.
Day 3
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 14 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at least once every 4 seconds. You cannot touch the ground.
Day 4
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 17 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at least once every 3 seconds. You cannot touch the ground. You must also keep the wedgie in until you use the bathroom or shower.
Day 5
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 20 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at least once every 2 seconds. You cannot touch the ground. You must also keep the wedgie in until you use the bathroom or shower.
Week 4 - Squeaky Cleans
Day 1
Wedgie yourself and hang yourself on any place hang-able for 25 minutes, while repeatedly tugging the front of your underwear at once every second. You cannot touch the ground. You must also keep the wedgie in until you use the bathroom or shower.
Day 2
Give yourself 10 squeaky clean wedgies.
Day 3
Give yourself 15 squeaky clean wedgies.
Day 4
Give yourself 25 squeaky clean wedgies.
Day 5
Give yourself 50 squeaky clean wedgies.
Week 5 - Atomic Wedgies
Day 1
Give yourself a wedgie up to your chest. Leave it on for 45 minutes!
Day 2
Give yourself a melvin up to the area below your chest and above your stomach. Leave it on for 25 minutes!
Day 3
Give yourself a wedgie up to your head. Leave it on for 10 minutes!
Day 4
Give yourself a melvin up to your chest.Leave it on for 15 minutes!
Day 5
Give yourself a melvin up to your head. Leave it on for 10 minutes!
Week 6 - The Week of Testing (dun dun dun dunnn)
Day 1
Give yourself 100 squeaky cleans.
Day 2
Give yourself a hanging melvin for 2 hours. If the underwear rips, replace the underwear and continue.
Day 3
Give yourself a hanging wedgie for 4 hours. If the underwear rips, replace the underwear and continue.
Day 4
Give yourself both an atomic wedgie and melvin at the same time. Keep it in for 25 minutes. If it rips before it goes over your head, repeat it, keeping it for 10 extra minutes.
Day 5
Give yourself a jock lock wedgie for 30 minutes leaning forward, a hanging wedgie for 1 hour, a hanging melvin for 30 minutes, an atomic wedgie, an atomic melvin, all with ice in front of your underwear! Have fun!
I am NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES RESULTING FROM ANY ACTIVITY posted on this topic, or any of my posts.