Rules!

[AceofSpades]

I've seen a few threads asking for people to share some ideas for standard rules that could be given to a sub. I got really bored one night and wrote out a list. I realize some of them are TOTALLY off the wall, but I tried to be creative. Let me know what ya'll think, if you could be so kind.

Bathroom Rules:
I must never be standing up while going #1 or 2
I must never be sitting down while going #1 or 2
I must strip naked upon entering the bathroom
I may only use X amount of toilet paper pieces to wipe my ass, after that I must use my hand
I must sit on the ceramic bowl
Before I flush (for a number one and/or two): i must stick (hand/foot) in the toilet for a set amount of time
Before I flush, I must stick my head under the water, open my mouth, take a mouthful of the water, flush the toilet. Only then am I allowed to spit out the water in my mouth.
I can only use the bathroom X amount of times a day. After that I am punished or whatever you want to do.
Feel free to insert any other ideas here.

Shower Rules:
I must only shower using cold water on certain days.
Before being allowed to wash myself, I must urinate all over myself.
I must spend X time fingering my asshole.
I can only take baths.
I can only dry myself off using a hand towel.
I can lather up/shampoo as much as i want, but may only rinse after (turning the water to cold, peeing on myself, fingering my ass, getting out of the shower and drinking toilet water, etc)
On certain nights I can only use urine/cum as soap/shampoo.

Misc Rules:
I must go commando X days.
When driving (alone) everytime I stop at a stop light I must jack off until the light turns green.
When driving, (alone), everytime I see a policecar/taxi cab/van/etc., i must take off one piece of clothing. If I become naked, then I must throw my clothes in the back seat.
When driving (alone), I must edge everytime I see an attractive girl
When driving )alone), I must be gagged
When driving (alone), I must give any hobo I see a view of my dick
Anytime I hear a certain song, hear a keyword set by you daily or whatever, or hear a person's name, I must immediately go to the nearest restroom and edge. If I must do it more than once during a day, then I must take off a piece of clothing before I edge. For example, if the keyword is apple and i hear it, i go to the bathroom and edge. If i hear it again i go to the bathroom and remove my shoes, then edge. And it goes on and on.
I must sleep naked
I must sleep on the floor
Every night, right before I go to bed, and before I cum (if I am lucky enough too) I must write an email to you with at least one creative task/punishment I thought up over the day, which you may or may not use on me later
If I cum without permission, I must cum into a shot glass, watch a porno for an hour, then chug my cum down
I must sleep with my feet tied to my balls.
I must spend X hours tied in my closest on any given day before allowed to sleep in my bed
I must wear something special to remind myself at all times I am owned by you.
On random days I must complete a webtease from milovana.com or a dice dare from getdare.com just because you felt like it
Everytime before I brush my teethI must dip the toothbrush in the toilet
Everytime before I brush my teeth I must rub the bristle between my ass
Everytime I enter my bathroom I must deepthroat my plunger
I must spend an hour everyweek jacking off to a porno to build stamina for my mistress
Twice or three times a week I must spend at LEAST one hour spitting into a big cup. After that hour or so is up, you direct me what to do with the salivia, whether using it as lube, or rubbing it into my feet, or eating it, or saving it to use for some mean task later.



Thanks for your time.

[Bandit|Queen]

To me this just sounds like a list of dares. Especially the toilet ones. I don't think many slaves would be willing to wipe their ass with their hand every time they went to the toilet. That would probably come under scat for a lot of people for a start.

If you want a dare slave then maybe one or to of the more realistic ones would be good but if you are more of a BDSM slave then I think these aren't really what you would be looking for as tasks/rules personally.

[Zeromus]

To me this just sounds like a list of dares. Especially the toilet ones. I don't think many slaves would be willing to wipe their ass with their hand every time they went to the toilet. That would probably come under scat for a lot of people for a start.

If you want a dare slave then maybe one or to of the more realistic ones would be good but if you are more of a BDSM slave then I think these aren't really what you would be looking for as tasks/rules personally.

I do know you speak from experience, however, some of these aren't entirely bad. The scat one's are as you said, "borderline", and i wholly agree, however, and a know that this was probably implied in your post, Different s/m's have different tastes. Nevertheless i do agree with you.

[SubMissChievous]

Yeah some of them aren't bad at all. Like for ex. some of the bathroom rules would be doable for those interested in bathroom use control for sure.

But the thing here is that it should be mentioned that before even setting rules a Master should ask himself what he wants to achieve by giving such a rule to his slave & is it realistic to give such a rule? You can't just throw some rules, even the basic ones, without knowing your slave & what effect these rules will have on him/her. So, yes, some fo them are fine (although I agree with Sugar that a few sound more like dares than tasks/rules) but I think before picking some rules from a list a Master should take as much time as necessary before making them "official", and perhaps use them as temporary ones at first because otherwise it is more likely that the slave won't be able to stick with them for very long.

[Bandit|Queen]

My bad. I wrote this when I had just woken up and I meant to say that some where good I seem to have missed that off the end :s Sowwy! I agree with Chloe that some could really work etc just didn't express myself at all well! :D I've done the sleeping on the floor myself and a few of the others :)

Plus experiance is different for everyone so I only ever speek for myself, don't pretend what I say is always right etc or what I do works for everyone else :)

[Big_Joe]

I like most of them, including the insanely disgusting ones, but the driving ones, not a good idea, please just concentrate on driving!!! I dont like it when people are on their phones while driving, let alone trying to take off their pants at the same time! :O

[Tequila]

I always change when I drive! Kidding, partly. Like big joe said the driving ones probably aren't that smart to do. What would you tell the police officer or the insurance company when you hit someone? I know I'd be pretty embarassed.

[AceofSpades]

It was like 3 o'clock in the morning, so I wasn't totally coherent when I wrote the list, so please excuse any spelling errors. And yes Sugar, these do sound like tasks, not rules so I think the thread title is kind of a misnomer. I think it would have been more aptly named as Daily slave tasks or something like that but nonetheless, just putting out some ideas if any one wants to use them.

Of course, I understand the concern over scat, but then again this is a completely general list tailored for any getdare member, a few of them who are indeed into scat. I mean if I were to go down and mark off all the ones that would cross people's limits it would indeed be a short list. But then again, the driving one's are a bit over the line. I probably wasn't using the best sense of judgement when I wrote that one, but I can only urge everyone to use their common sense when doing these.

Lastly, in regards to the negative rep I received about how I "nicked" these from another website, I see that as a compliment. My hard work and ideas were viewed as SO good that a person couldn't believe another person would invest their own time and energies into it and had to indeed steal it off a website. The only thing I ask of you is to prove where I stole these from, which is indeed impossible because I made these up myself, after about 2 hours of thinking. I appreciate the compliment, but the negative rep was unneccesary without proof of actual plagirism (sp?).

[Submarine]

My English teacher once accused me of plagiarism because he thought the text I wrote was too good. So I understand the strange combination of pride and anger. People should really prove it before they accuse someone of plagiarism!

Back on topic: what a great list :) Very extensive, I'll make sure my master gets word of it. Maybe he'll make me do some of them ;)