Warning: when you make 100 posts on getDare, your penis withers away!

[SpiderSophie]

I just made my 100th post, and discovered that that means that I am now an old penis (lit. senior member). This is particularly disturbing, as I do not actually posses the relevant bit.

It's too late for me but you can save yourself! Flee getDare.

[shaggy61618]

and miss out on all the weird and wonderful things that happen on get dare?

[Cuffed]

Never fear you are around fellow friends with withered penis also.

http://veomemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/What-Meme-150x150.png

[J.M.N]

I can confirm that even though i'm at 500 posts my 5 penises are not withered up at all

[dared to perfection]

i think my penis is still all good.
Although due to chastity i don't know that for sure :-s

[Rachie]

I can confirm that even though i'm at 500 posts my 5 penises are not withered up at all

I like your colourful thing.


What happens when you make 2672 posts?

[Dareholic]

What was the point to this thread? :confused:

[Mit Viele Liebe]

Thank goodness. My non-existent penis is as of yet, safe. -wipes brow-

[Shadowice]

I like your colourful thing.


What happens when you make 2672 posts?

you realize you posted and its really 2673!

[MysticYash]

i say you should make lots more posts to get distinguished member and even more to get getdare addict.

i know theres : NEWBIE
JUNIOR MEMBER
SENIOR MEMBER
DISTINGUISHED MEMBER
GETDARE ADDICT

Have i missed out any?
How many posts you need to get each title?

[DrWhoFan77]

i say you should make lots more posts to get distinguished member and even more to get getdare addict.

i know theres : NEWBIE
JUNIOR MEMBER
SENIOR MEMBER
DISTINGUISHED MEMBER
GETDARE ADDICT

Have i missed out any?
How many posts you need to get each title?

I know there is a plain old MEMBER, because I am one.

[JackTheWriter]

What I'd like to know is if a withered senior penis becomes a distinguished penis does it get a little top hat and monocle?

[Memories for Life]

I just made my 100th post, and discovered that that means that I am now an old penis (lit. senior member). This is particularly disturbing, as I do not actually posses the relevant bit.

It's too late for me but you can save yourself! Flee getDare.

When you were given the title "Senior member" how did you assume it referred to an "old penis"? Would you have enjoyed the title of "Senior gash" better because you're a female MEMBER of this site?

[Rachie]

i say you should make lots more posts to get distinguished member and even more to get getdare addict.

i know theres : NEWBIE
JUNIOR MEMBER
SENIOR MEMBER
DISTINGUISHED MEMBER
GETDARE ADDICT

Have i missed out any?
How many posts you need to get each title?

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Quoted -- heres the 24 different user titles


Here is the entire list of possible user titles. I'm keeping the required post number a secret. :D

Newbie
Junior Member
Member
Senior Member
Distinguished Member
getDare Addict
Hopelessly Addicted
getDare Superfan
Monkey
getDare God
getDare Patriot
getDare Zealot
getDare Titan
Pokemon Master
getDare Adventurer
getDare Expert
Banana
getDare's Most Awesome User
getDare Stalker
getDare King
Longtime User
getDare Prodigy
Prodigy
The getDare Prodigy

Love Rachie
x x x x