Factually correct, incorrect statement

[Dizzie]

Okay here's an idea for a lounge game. :D

I shall make a factually correct statement. The person below me shall tell me why my factually correct statement is wrong, using absolute non-sense. Than provide another factually correct statement and the person below explains why it is wrong using non-sense and than provide their own factual statement and so on and so on.

ex. Factually correct statement: The earth evolves around the sun.

Non-sensical logic: No it doesn't, because cheese + 2 = Alec Baldwin, or "No it doesn't it! because John Kerry won 3 purple hearts in Nam!"

The point is to be as silly as possible. Obviously lets avoid racial and sexual discrimination, but we're all adults so I think we can do that!. ;)

So I shall go first:

Australia was originally a prison colony for the British empire.

[Kuriousbabe]

False, because dinosaurs are driving trains.

Variables are used in science.

[Dizzie]

Wrong! because Joss Whedon keeps us same from vampires

[Dareholic]

Wrong, Joss Whedon is a Vampire.

[Dizzie]

Josh Whedon is a half-breed, technically

Space is endless.

(sorry I didn't follow the rules of my own game....ooops)

[Dareholic]

Wrong, the only thing that is endless is STUPIDITY!

[Dizzie]

wrong, just yours! (ps don't forget to put a factually correct statement)

Cats are house pets

[Dareholic]

Wrong, Cats are Gods and sould be worshiped as such.

Elephants love Pickles.

[Dizzie]

No they don't. Cause they don't use them as dildo's

We have a black president

[Dareholic]

Wrong, he is only half black. His father is Black, but his mother is native Hawaiian.

(2 + 2) = (10 - 6)

[Dizzie]

You racist piece of shit

The original star wars trilogy was awesome

[Dareholic]

I was not being racist, only stating the facts.

Wrong, the newer Star Wars Trilogy is way better.

The Moon is made of Cheese.

[Dizzie]

Wrong the moon god's pupil, cause god only has one eye

China is a nation

[Dareholic]

Wrong, I eat off China plates.

We are on the third rock from the sun.

[Dizzie]

Wrong pluto is a planet

Our first President was George Washington

[Dareholic]

Wrong, the first President was the Loch Ness Monster.

Hogs are the king of the animal kingdom.

[Dizzie]

Wrong Chuck Norris is. He rules us all.

Florida was once a colony of Spain

[Dareholic]

Wrong, it was originally settled by Martins from Mars.

Worms rule the underworld.

[Dizzie]

Wrong, the earth is a worm


Monty Python was the second british invasion after the beetles

[Dareholic]

Wrong, it was "The Spice Girls!" :eek:

Tomorrow is another day.

[Dizzie]

Nope, cause this is the move groundhog


The stars shine.

[Dareholic]

No they don't, they blink.

Three plus three equals a Tree.