You're Banned.

[sir stefan]

Banned because regulations only exist for those who cannot think outside the box

[little pet]

exception 3.

Banned because that's exactly the reason I can ask questions :D

[sir stefan]

Banned for being wrong, my ban is :)

[little pet]

Banned because I already used the exception. It's a one time deal.

[sir stefan]

Banned for being slow

[little pet]

Banned or being unoriginal.

[sir stefan]

Banned because when i was original you were not paying attention.

[Runesmith]

Banned for casually using an exception that was only meant to be used in times of great peril.

[Runesmith]

Everyone is banned for typing too fast. Jeez, is it the world caffeine day or something?

[sir stefan]

Banned for being EXTREMELY slow

[LitDarkness]

Banned for not passing Sir his special ointment.

[little pet]

Banned because maybe you need some of Sir's special ointment, to help you with the brattiness :p

[sir stefan]

Banned, ointment sounds like fun.... Shiny... Slithery

[little pet]

Banned so you can imagine it being rubbed all over.....

[sir stefan]

Banned for assuming i was not already imagining that

[little pet]

Banned for having a dirty mind

[sir stefan]

Banned for complaining about the condition of my mind

[little pet]

Banned because who says I was complaining about that?

[sir stefan]

Banned for being smart

[little pet]

Banned for admitting that. Now I'll never have to ban again :D

[sir stefan]

Bad for making me feel sad

[little pet]

BANNED! That's it! I will not be called boring!

[sir stefan]

Banned for not having a non-boring reason to ban

[LitDarkness]

Banned to get off this page and for being the most boring person alive.

[Runesmith]

Banned for being horny at a time like this :p

[sir stefan]

Banned for not keeping your sub horny

[little pet]

Banned for not asking about Friday.

[sir stefan]

Banned for not guessing what will happen to HER (not it) on Friday

[little pet]

Banned because I could guess, but that would only make me horny too

[sir stefan]

Banned for not working on your hornyness

[little pet]

Banned to enjoy all the words you can create from "horniness"

1. herisson 2. ironness 3. senhors 5. seniors 6. heroins 7. shiners 8. shinnes 9. hosiers 10. shrines 11. sonsier 12. noshers 13. ornises 14. sonnies 15. soneris 16. ronnies 17. sinners 18. inshore
19. horses 20. noesis 21. shiner 22. shines 23. sonnes 24. nosier 25. sehris 26. nosies 27. herons 28. shoers 29. shires 30. serins 31. hoises 32. hosers 33. honers 34. inners 35. essoin 36. nosher 37. shores 38. noshes 39. sensor 40. seisor 41. hosier 42. sirens 43. rhines 44. sonsie 45. shrine 46. rosins 47. rosies 48. ronins 49. sinner 50. eosins 51. rhones 52. senior 53. rhinos 54. shinne 55. roshis 56. ossein 57. hisser 58. soneri 59. snores 60. resins 61. renins 62. senhor 63. osiers 64. serons 65. irones 66. rinses 67. enosis 68. heroin 69. nishes 70. noises 71. nosers 72. ronnie 73. shiers 74. senors 75. siens 76. sensi 77. heron 78. serin 79. shore 80. sires 81. neons 82. snies 83. nines 84. rinse 85. noise 86. noser 87. risen 88. sehri 89. noses 90. sones 91. shone 92. heros 93. nonis 94. inner 95. ronne 96. seirs 97. rosin 98. rhino 99. snore 100. resin

[sir stefan]

And that is why a love my pet

[LitDarkness]

Banned cause no orgasm Friday far as I know.

[sir stefan]

Banned for talking about orgasms.

[little pet]

Banned because an orgasm is a logical consequence of being horny

[sir stefan]

Banned for trusting logic

[little pet]

Banned for not being busy creating culinary delights right now.

[sir stefan]

Banned for not appreciating my potato towers with chicken, pumpkin, pesto and choriso mayonnaise

[little pet]

Banned because I hope that's sugar free mayonnaise

[sir stefan]

Banned.......... Of course!!!!!!

[little pet]

Banned for being overzealous with mayonnaise related eventualities

[sir stefan]

banned for being 3rd ranking poster on this thread

[little pet]

Banned because so many bans already! ? Where is my life going :eek:

[sir stefan]

Banned for not keeping track of bans

[Runesmith]

Banned for keeping track of bans and rubbing it in our faces once in a while.

[LitDarkness]

Banned for being in the wrong timezone.

[sir stefan]

banned because time is relative

[little pet]

Banned baceause time is money

[sir stefan]

banned because now you are in the wrong moneyzone

[little pet]

Banned to resuscitate this thread

[sir stefan]

Banned for trying to revitalize the thread and earn punishment at the same time

[little pet]

Banned, because what did i do now?

[sir stefan]

Banned for trying to look ignorant

[little pet]

Banned because I'm trying to be inconspicuous

[sir stefan]

Banned to give time to update likes and dislikes.

[Evermore]

Banned for feeling the need to update things.

[sir stefan]

Banned for being cute

[little pet]

Banned for praising winsomeness

[sir stefan]

Banned for not checking her latest blog

[little pet]

Banned for making unfounded erroneous assumptions.

[sir stefan]

Banned for being jealous

[little pet]

Banned. This postulating of yours is pure conjecture

[sir stefan]

Banned to give time to search a getdare post with the word "conjecture"

[little pet]

Banned because I did...found nothing...so what is the point you're trying to make here?

[sir stefan]

Banned to think about a polite way of asking the obvious

[little pet]

Banned because you must feel bummed that the super strict week is over :)

[sir stefan]

Banned for being too shy to ask

[little pet]

Banned because on second thought, I have an outstanding amercement that needs to be done, so maybe next time. I can't deal with multiple forfeitures at the same time now, can I?

[little pet]

Banning myself to politely beg my owner for Punishment, which by making him have to useGoogle again.

[JONTYTHEKING]

Banned for almost drinking bleached cola

[sir stefan]

banned for not making any sense

@my pet: banned to go to sleep, and for being the sweetest pet of the world

[Runesmith]

Banned because it was I who told him that putting bleach in cola was a good idea.

[little pet]

Banned to try Mentos instead

[sir stefan]

Banned to go to bed

[little pet]

Banned because I wish I was in bed right now :(

Fantasy is functioning at 100% though, as always ;)

[sir stefan]

Banned for not posting a wish in the corrupted wish thread

[little pet]

Banned because I get the feeling I'm being challenged again :-p

[sir stefan]

Banned for not appreciating i choose challenge above boring tasks

[little pet]

Banned for trying to bore me to death

[JONTYTHEKING]

Banned for posting the poll "Jonty's Cola Drink"

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=278972

[sir stefan]

banned for hijacking this thread

[JONTYTHEKING]

Banned for being upset

[Runesmith]

Banned for posting a link on my profile without asking for permission. That is not nice behavior. The same goes for that lame attempt at self promotion by posting that link on this thread too.

I already reported you for posting that link in my visitor messages, and if you continue this behavior, I will report you as a spammer on the threads as well.

Behave.

[little pet]

Banned to bring some cheeriness into this depressing thread.

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/attachment.php?attachmentid=6229&stc=1&d=1476258968

[Masterwants]

Banned for insulting this thread.

[JONTYTHEKING]

Banned for being upset

[little pet]

Banned because it's not allowed to use the same ban twice

[sir stefan]

Banned to think about alternative uses for a doorknob

[little pet]

Banned because that would depend on the shape of the doorknob...

[sir stefan]

Banned for coming with an excuse not to fantasize

[little pet]

Banned because frankly I have been thinking off all the different uses different the shapes could have...
There's a phallic shape; that's quite obvious, though I don't think I'm tall enough to fit that in the right place
A knob type shape could also be interesting but again, I'd need a step stool. I concluded that a sliding door would be best....

[sir stefan]

Banned because, as you admit, those thoughts are quite "obvious"

[little pet]

Banned because i was thinking about all the things i could do with the electric unit from te sliding door. A nice repetitive horizontal motion.

[sir stefan]

Banned for never informing me you have an electrical slidng door

[little pet]

Banned because I don't have one. But you wanted me to fantasise, so I did and my mind wandered off to other options.

[sir stefan]

Banned for forgetting public is a limit

[Runesmith]

Banned for forgetting to patent vibrating door knobs. I just did. Think about the medical applications they would have, for elderly people suffering from arthritis.

[sir stefan]

Banned for implying my pet is old and suffering from arthritis

[little pet]

Banned because I do suffer from the occasional bout of spontaneous arthritis of the cunt. Vibration is the key to quick recovery.

[sir stefan]

Banned for not understanding defibrillation works better

[little pet]

Banned because you might have a point there

[sir stefan]

Banned for being horny

[LitDarkness]

Banned because she ain't the only horny one.

[little pet]

Banned because double horny is better right?

[sir stefan]

Banned to get double horny

[little pet]

Banned, but is Sir sure he can deal with it?

[LitDarkness]

Banned before you make them think of a competition, again.

[little pet]

Banned because he's already busy plotting a new one...

[LitDarkness]

Banned because I don't know if he even knows about it.

[little pet]

Banned because he will know now :p

[LitDarkness]

Banned because it can't be as painful as the bruise on his ass.

[sexualfeelings]

Banned for not speaking in binary.
01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01001001 01110011 00100000 01000001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01000010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01000011 01101111 01101110 01100110 01110101 01111010 01111010 01101100 01100101 01110011 00100000 01010000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101

[little pet]

01000010011000010110111001101110011001010110010000 10000001101001011101000010000001101001011100110010 00000110111001101111011101000010000001100011011011 11011011100110011001110101011100110110100101101110 01100111001000000111011101101000011001010110111000 10000001111001011011110111010100100000011000110110 00010110111000100000011001010110000101110011011010 01011011000111100100100000011101010111001101100101 00100000011000010010000001100010011010010110111001 10000101110010011110010010000001110100011011110010 00000111010001100101011110000111010000100000011101 00011100100110000101101110011100110110110001100001 011101000110111101110010

[sir stefan]

Banned for forgetting the spaces between the binary words

[Runesmith]

42 61 6e 6e 65 64 20 66 6f 72 20 6e 6f 74 20 75 73 69 6e 67 20 74 68 65 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 65 6c 65 67 61 6e 74 20 68 65 78 61 64 65 63 69 6d 61 6c 20 66 6f 72 6d 61 74 20 74 68 61 74 20 6d 6f 73 74 20 73 65 6e 74 69 65 6e 74 20 62 65 69 6e 67 73 20 75 73 65 2e

[sir stefan]

Banned for not using the more elegant hexadecimal format that most sentient beings use.

Banned for letting me search for 10 minutes to a translator

[little pet]

Banned for punishing when you have to Google one word for me, but not being angry when you have to translate an entirely different language, taking you 10 minutes.

[sir stefan]

Banned for not appreciating the appreciation i showed to a fellow sir

[little pet]

Banned because I know my place very well sir. I'll do my best to remember.

[sir stefan]

Banned to allow changing your thong

[little pet]

Banned for knowing me too well

[sir stefan]

Banned for banning for knowing you too well

[little pet]

Banned because it is. I wouldnt want to insult your infinite wisdom and dominant superiority by telling you what to do though.

[sir stefan]

Banned for lying

[little pet]

Banned because at the rate my thongs keep needing to be replaced, I'll be left with nothing. I need an alternative.

[sir stefan]

Banned for not appreciating the "nothing" alternative

[little pet]

Banned because "nothing" can be quite problematic in a cold climate...

[sir stefan]

Banned for not considering an alternative from your dislikes.

[LitDarkness]

Banned to end the lovefest.

[sir stefan]

Banned because I hate you

[little pet]

Banned for yet again letting this thread die miserably alone

[sir stefan]

Banned to become horny

[little pet]

Banned because that might require certain objects...

[LitDarkness]

Banned for trying to be sneaky.

[sir stefan]

RuiniBanned for not letting her be sneaky

[little pet]

Banned because ruinibanning... is that a new thing?

[sir stefan]

Banned for attending me on a typo without giving me a reason to punish

[little pet]

Banned to really feel that frustration...

[sexualfeelings]

Banned for posting on page 393 of this thread.

[little pet]

Banned because it's actually 443

[Runesmith]

Banned for bursting someone's time traveler bubble.

[little pet]

Banned because they never should have flown into that wormhole....

[A_dragon]

Banned because they went back in time and made it so you never existed

[little pet]

Banned for making me sad...

[A_dragon]

You're banned for making me feel guilty!

[Runesmith]

Banned for BEING guilty, you rat bastard. Poor Lucy. We hardly knew her. *breaks down and sobs*

[little pet]

Banned because at least you'll still have my stories... *sob*

[Runesmith]

Banned for creating a temporal paradox by still existing.

[sir stefan]

Banned for trying to talk my pet into non-existance

[A_dragon]

Banned for making my head hurt with all this alternate timeline stuff.

[sir stefan]

Banned to your bed... Let the head get some rest

[little pet]

Banned for sending people to bed... :p

[sir stefan]

Banned for not appreciating how caring i am

[little pet]

Banned because my ass is certainly appreciating that point right now.

[Runesmith]

Banned for bringing your ass in to this thread.

[little pet]

Banned to enjoy my ass being in this thread. Full...round...soft...quite bruised after Sir Stefan was done with it...

[sir stefan]

Banned for getting everybody curious towards your ass

[little pet]

Banned because of couse I won't tell people that the reason my ass is bruised, is the caning I've had for disobeying bedtime.

[sir stefan]

Banned for getting me horny just before bedtime

[Wolf007]

God dammit!!! BANNED, for showing up at the same page five times!!!

[little pet]

Banned! Careful now... you'll make him even prouder of being the banmeister.

[Wolf007]

Outrageous! BANNED, for trying to warn me about stuff!!

[little pet]

Banned because it is forbidden to write the words banned in caps.

[sir stefan]

Banned for not banning newbies more clever

[little pet]

Banned for taunting me!

[Wolf007]

Banned for posting at exactly 07.47 pm! (the forbidden hour)!

[Runesmith]

Banned because it was posted at 3:47 AM where I am right now, so it's ok. Oh, and it's gotta be happy hour somewhere in the world, so... :p

[LitDarkness]

Banned because it was posted at 1:47 pm for me so it's forbidden. I'm overruling you.

[sir stefan]

Banned for insisting on time-bans in the ban-thread

[LitDarkness]

Banned for complaining about bans in the ban thread.

[little pet]

Banned for depressing the ban thread. Don't make me get the nurses!

[sir stefan]

Banned because it's raining and I'm sitting in a shabby overstuffed minivan.
In short,.... I need the nurses.

[little pet]

Banned because I'll send them your way when they're done with me. Might take a while though, with such a hopeless case.

[sir stefan]

Banned for letting me wait till Friday

[little pet]

Banned because nooo don't let me wait 'till Friday please!!!!

[sir stefan]

Banned for being cute.

[Wolf007]

Banned for using the word "cute", in other words: being a softie.

[Perseus]

Banned for having a spelling mistake in your signature.

[Wolf007]

You basterd. Banned for telling me that in public while you should have sent me a pm!!

(please do) ;)

[sir stefan]

Banned for being cute

(Not really a dominant skill)

[iSpuds]

Banned for shoo-be-doo-be-doo-bop.

[sir stefan]

Banned for bringing lightness in this very serious thread

[Wolf007]

Banned for making a bold statement about the seriousness off this thread, while it was allready obvious enough!

[iSpuds]

Banned for lying. His font was, in fact, not in bold.

[little pet]

Banned to approve of your astuteness.

[iSpuds]

Banned for being a darn good artist :D

[little pet]

Banned to thank you kindly :D

[Sagarkoe]

Yur banned because of the :D smiley i keep seeing everywhere. Im oldschool and prefer the :3 or : D...

[A_dragon]

You're banned for thinking :3 is one of the best ones

[LitDarkness]

Banned for complaining about proper use of smileys.

[Runesmith]

Banned for calling emoticons "smileys". You are discriminating against the ones that don't smile.:rolleyes:

[little pet]

Banned because it's better than frownies :cool:

[sir stefan]

Mmmhhh,... Banned for testing on Google-words while i am on vacation

[little pet]

Banned for what? No!!

That's not even a word, I made that up as it's the opposite of smiley (can't believe I'm even explaining this. Never explain a joke...)

[sir stefan]

Banned for being amazing

[iSpuds]

Banned for getting your moosh-moosh lovey goo all over this thread. :p (also for making me say something that sounds like a horrible euphemism for semen)

[sir stefan]

Banned for not joining that

[Sagarkoe]

Banned for being on vacation while i cant, because vacations are nice.

[sir stefan]

Banned for not realizing i am a dom,.....
I like to rub it in...

Oh,... Thailand,... At the coast,... With a can of beer,... Palmtrees,....

[Runesmith]

Banned for being almost in the same time zone as I am.

[Sagarkoe]

Banned for being in a Nice Country while i sit here in the netherlands with shitty weather >.>

[sir stefan]

Banned for being in a Nice Country while i sit here in the netherlands with shitty weather >.>

Banned for again........ Not realizing i am a dom who really likes to rub that in :D

[Wolf007]

Banned for rubbing it in again and again, while eventually getting on my nerves. Also for possibly getting on them Thai-peoples nerves to.

[LitDarkness]

Banned to ruin his vacation.

[sir stefan]

Banned because that would mean a year of depression,... Think of my poor pet who would have to deal with that

[iSpuds]

Banned for not bringing her on vacation with you :O (unless she is...then banned 'cuz I'm jelly)

[sir stefan]

Banned for not realizing "someone" has to be working

[Jaro]

Banned for constantly reminding me of all the times I stepped barefoot on legos. Ouch!

[Runesmith]

Banned because what the girl in your avatar pic is stepping on is not a Lego.

[little pet]

Banned because teeth can be painful to step on as well... poor woman.

[sir stefan]

Banned for not noticing the guy is getting an orgasm while the poor lady is denied

[iSpuds]

Banned because it seems like all of the kinkiest people are either in The Netherlands or Germany and that's not fair *pout*

[Runesmith]

Banned because the kinkiest guys from Germany and Netherlands both happen to be outside their countries at the moment.

[iSpuds]

Banned because I'm hungry and it's cold :T

[sir stefan]

Banned such that you can eat your avatar

[A_dragon]

Banned for not considering the fact that they may be alergic to potatoes

[little pet]

Banned because would you really have an avatar of the thing you're allergic to? In that case, I'd have to change mine to pollen...

(Or cats, dogs, trees, perfume...)

[Jaro]

Banned for making your post at 3.05 PM and not 5 minutes earlier!

[sir stefan]

Banned for reminding me to time-based punishments

[Wolf007]

Banned for speaking the same language as i do BUT with a terrible, horrible accent!!

[iSpuds]

Banned because you're clearly Belgian :P

[little pet]

Banned, because being a potato is very dangerous around the Belgians...

[iSpuds]

Banned for outing me as a potato to the Belgians :eek: *shifty eyes*

[A_dragon]

Banned because potatoes don't have eyes

[sir stefan]

Banned because actually...... They do

[Wolf007]

Banned!!! For scaring minor members with your "the-potatoes-have-eyes" tale.

No worries sweeties, the man was clearly drunk while typing that!

[Runesmith]

Banned for dismissing the potato eyes hypothesis despite overwhelming evidence.

[LitDarkness]

You're banned for leaving your toy horny & helpless.

[Runesmith]

Banned because it is still only just the beginning. It's still only day 1 of 90.

[LitDarkness]

Banned cause I thought yesterday was day 1. (Make the thread one, today 2, I'm confused.)

[sir stefan]

Banned because that seems fair to me

[little pet]

Banned because now you're just lobbying for the fairness contest...

[LitDarkness]

Banned for being right.

[little pet]

Banned because sometimes Sirs really need to be kept an eye on...

[LitDarkness]

Banned because sometimes Sirs really need to be kept an eye on...

Banned because that's so true. The evil and sadistic owners. Being naughty while their subs aren't looking.

[sir stefan]

Banned because what's strange about a dom being naughty

[Runesmith]

Banned to study for the Fairness exam at the night school's Fairness 101 course.

[Sagarkoe]

Banned because ruining my wind in the last person to post is the Winner thread, duck you.

[little pet]

Banned for bringing ducks into this thread!

[sir stefan]

Banned for reminding me of the duck i ate yesterday

[little pet]

Banned because that pun is quacking me up

[Sagarkoe]

Banned because ducking puns....

[sir stefan]

Banned because "Punniken" is long forgotten

[little pet]

Banned because i hear a Dutch quacking

[Sagarkoe]

Banned for being rude to Dutch ducks >: (.

[sir stefan]

Banned because i did not play with ducks when i was young. That would not have been fair to the animals.

[little pet]

Banned because if you played with the ducks that would probable have involved them being tied up. Handy for roasting though....

[sir stefan]

Banned for suggesting runesmith is a duck

[little pet]

Banned because we could add tar and feathers to make the look complete. He's going to need it, judging from the poll...

[Sagarkoe]

Banned for talking about turning people into ducking ducks...