Local404
04-11-2012, 11:47 PM
I dare anyone that is interested in bathing in something horrible. With an optional add-on's for people that want an activity to do while bathing.
What to bath in for 20 minutes:
1) Blindly pick one from below.
2) Dirty Dishwater Take all the dirty kitchen items from your sink into the bathroom rinse everything with hot water until the items look clean...return the items to the kitchen. When the water get to a temperature you can stand bath in it.
3) Wallow like a pig Obtain as much dirt as possible about an indoor garbage pail full should be fine, if poop is within your limits poop in the tub as well. Add about the same amount of warm water as dirt. Get in and roll around. Oink/Snort at least 3 times.
4) Cake batter Fill your bathtub about halfway up with the temperature at your ideal level.
Get into the bath tub after gathering 1-2 boxes of a cake mix and any ingredients recommended by the box. (oil, eggs, [if butter melt it into liquid or substitute oil], milk)
Pour the cake mix over your head. followed by the oil, butter milk, if any eggs smash them on your head or face. Now your job is to mix it all up so there are no lumps.
(IF YOU DON'T HAVE CAKE MIX DO #6 INSTEAD)
5) Salad Superstar. Get a head or two of lettuce and a giant container of salad dressing. The cheapest way of doing this is either looking for a nice bulk container at Costco or getting a giant container of distilled or malt vinegar is usually only a couple bucks and if you add a cup of oil and spices you have a cheap Italian [O&V dressing]. basically shred the lettuce add the dressing and become one with your home made salad in the tub.
6) Floured fillet
Pour about 500ml(two heaping cups) of cold water into a saucepan and add four tablespoons of flour.
Shake in some salt as well.
Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps.
Bring to a boil, and simmer over high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You'll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly. Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.
Get two cups of flour.
Get into the tub wash thoroughly shut over tub/shower but do not dry.
Pour the flour over your self rub it in between each cup to make sure you are coated then slowly pour the mixture you made over the stove over your head/face/crotch and rub that in as well.
Optional Part B; What to do while in the tub.
Roll as many as you like!
2 or more = More brave then me!
4 or more = You are the rocca dei bottari!
All Six = You spit in the face of randomness!
1. if you're doing #2[dishwater] you can not shower again until you have slept. If you're doing #3[mud] then bring 10 random household items fruit/veggies OK and remove them from the tub using only your mouth. If you are doing 4 or 5 eat a cup full of the mixture after you've been in the tub for 20 minutes. If you are doing 6 swallow a mouthful of the warm stuff.
2. masturbate until you cum before doing anything else you roll in part B. (More disgusting for guys, harder for girls)
3. use the coldest water your tub will allow instead of what the dare says to do, (if ice was in your likes you must empty the ice from your freezer into the tub!)
4. Wear the cloths you are wearing right now while in the tub
5. Stick something in your butt keep it in there the whole time you are in the tub
6. post a detailed reply as to what you rolled before you do the dare.
I hope someone likes this I thought this would only take 15 minutes to post this then I started putting thought into it. After about an hour I got lazy and just whipped the rest of it together. If you like it click thanks or something.
Later.
What to bath in for 20 minutes:
1) Blindly pick one from below.
2) Dirty Dishwater Take all the dirty kitchen items from your sink into the bathroom rinse everything with hot water until the items look clean...return the items to the kitchen. When the water get to a temperature you can stand bath in it.
3) Wallow like a pig Obtain as much dirt as possible about an indoor garbage pail full should be fine, if poop is within your limits poop in the tub as well. Add about the same amount of warm water as dirt. Get in and roll around. Oink/Snort at least 3 times.
4) Cake batter Fill your bathtub about halfway up with the temperature at your ideal level.
Get into the bath tub after gathering 1-2 boxes of a cake mix and any ingredients recommended by the box. (oil, eggs, [if butter melt it into liquid or substitute oil], milk)
Pour the cake mix over your head. followed by the oil, butter milk, if any eggs smash them on your head or face. Now your job is to mix it all up so there are no lumps.
(IF YOU DON'T HAVE CAKE MIX DO #6 INSTEAD)
5) Salad Superstar. Get a head or two of lettuce and a giant container of salad dressing. The cheapest way of doing this is either looking for a nice bulk container at Costco or getting a giant container of distilled or malt vinegar is usually only a couple bucks and if you add a cup of oil and spices you have a cheap Italian [O&V dressing]. basically shred the lettuce add the dressing and become one with your home made salad in the tub.
6) Floured fillet
Pour about 500ml(two heaping cups) of cold water into a saucepan and add four tablespoons of flour.
Shake in some salt as well.
Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps.
Bring to a boil, and simmer over high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You'll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly. Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.
Get two cups of flour.
Get into the tub wash thoroughly shut over tub/shower but do not dry.
Pour the flour over your self rub it in between each cup to make sure you are coated then slowly pour the mixture you made over the stove over your head/face/crotch and rub that in as well.
Optional Part B; What to do while in the tub.
Roll as many as you like!
2 or more = More brave then me!
4 or more = You are the rocca dei bottari!
All Six = You spit in the face of randomness!
1. if you're doing #2[dishwater] you can not shower again until you have slept. If you're doing #3[mud] then bring 10 random household items fruit/veggies OK and remove them from the tub using only your mouth. If you are doing 4 or 5 eat a cup full of the mixture after you've been in the tub for 20 minutes. If you are doing 6 swallow a mouthful of the warm stuff.
2. masturbate until you cum before doing anything else you roll in part B. (More disgusting for guys, harder for girls)
3. use the coldest water your tub will allow instead of what the dare says to do, (if ice was in your likes you must empty the ice from your freezer into the tub!)
4. Wear the cloths you are wearing right now while in the tub
5. Stick something in your butt keep it in there the whole time you are in the tub
6. post a detailed reply as to what you rolled before you do the dare.
I hope someone likes this I thought this would only take 15 minutes to post this then I started putting thought into it. After about an hour I got lazy and just whipped the rest of it together. If you like it click thanks or something.
Later.