Fapchievements! - for the guys

[Pet Phoenix]

This is a dare only for the most daring, the most committed an the most experiemental; It is a dare that will take you to all the corners of the things you find on GetDare and to some places you may not even have seen, this is a dare that will push some of those lesser boundaries and softer limits. It is a challenge! that will seperate there discernably daring from the down right deceptive.

And so i dare you... to complete this entire list of Fapchievements



they are like xbox achievements but to be completed in real life in order to push the limits of you quality hand time ;-) and make you experiment or do things you wouldn't neccessarily think of or do. There is a bit of everything, some mildy humiliating, some mildly public, some that merley require endurance or for you to be resolute. A little cum eating here and there, a little high risk every now and then.

I want to make it a competition of sorts, the first person to complete the entire list and earn the 'empty balls' fapchievement is the winner, but all good competitions need a prize.. i'm still working on the prize bit. I could be the winner's dare slave for a week or something like that, but i appreciate that aint gonna be of that much interest to everyone. So i'm not sure what else i can offer as a prize but i'm sure we can come up with something.

This wasn't originally my work but i have taken it and adapted it very heavily for use here on the forum, it was clearly orignially intended just as amusement to a straight american guy without any real fetishes, but making it into fapchievements, cuttig and slicing and mixing and painting i've turned it around and tried to put together something that will be a roughly equal challenge to every guy on here. Only those willing to try new stuff and to let a few softer limits get pushed will be able to complete them all!

Oh and combining them is allowed... if you were, for example to make yourself cum, by rubbing yourself through your trousers, while riding and elevator with a friend, who didn't notice you, and thinking about two guys sucking each other off then that single orgasm would earn: 'behind seven proxies' 'careless' 'fap fap and away' 'going up' 'stealth' 'iron man' 'imagination mode' 'manfap' and 'ninja fap' So think, study the fapchievemnts and plan ahead accordingly

There are more detailed descriptions of every fapcheivement and what you need to do to achieve them following, to compete you should:
1. Save the picture file above
2. Begin work immediatley, check the list below to see what needs to be done to complete a fapcheivement if your uncertian.
3. Strike off each fapchievement as you achieve it
4. Keep us up to date and let us know about any new and interesting experiences, things you thought were hard, or easy
5. Try and be the first to complete the entire list!!!

So I dare the most daring to test themselves on this assault course of cock caressing and cumming :P be the first and win the glory of GetDares most daring fapper. ^^

[Pet Phoenix]

Woa.. and uhh... sorry for messing up the forum a bit there... with the post going off the.. side.. yea.. *aherm* (tried to change it, took it into photoshop and reduced the size but it still came up that big)

here is a list of more detials on each fapchievement

Behind seven proxies:
No direct touching allowed, you must rub yourself through your trousers and underwear (if your wearing it :P) and you must climax

Behind enemy lines:
Been staying with your relatives? That sleepover with your mates? A game of Truth or Dare get a bit more than you could handle? :P we’ve all done it, fap and cum while at a friends house.

Ambidextrous:
Paw with both hands at once for at least 10 minutes (or until you cum) this can be as simple as one hand rubbing around your base, but both on tha cawk :3

Anger management:
Need some stress relief? Fap and climax while angry

Anti-depressant:
Need some cheering up? Fap and climax while sad

Back stabber:
“Hey man... is it alright if I use your shower?” “yeah sure.. there should be a towel in there” fap and cum in a friends shower while the water is running :P

Beauty parlour:
Paw and climax while at a salon, beauty parlour, nail place, spa, or even your local pool would be acceptable (and probably easiest :P)

Drive-by / the passenger:
For this one not everyone has a car, and the challenge of fapping in a taxi is a big one, so either one of these is acceptable to complete them all, but extra cred if you do both ;-)

This is so wrong:
There are plenty of them around :P maybe you already please yourself to thoughts of a very unusual fetish. Paw over something that aint vanilla.

Tickle me elmo:
This one is to remind the boys who never experiment to take it slow and enjoy something a lil different, do not paw, you must cum only by rubbing the underside of your cock and around your frenulum and the base of your head there.

Blinding shot:
Cum to the sun, cum at it, cum thinking about it, cum letting it’s warmth soak your skin.. whatever ^^

Boogie man:
Fap and cum under your bed. If you reeeallllyyy can’t fit in your bed.. then closets and cupboards might be acceptable too.

Bookworm:
Go to a library and cum in a book. I love reading, don’t you? ^^

Buckets:
Edge routinely for 2 weeks; by edge we mean get close... by routinely we mean once every day.. for two weeks, then let it soak you :3
Bullseye:
Shoot into your mouth and swallow. Mmmmmm yum! You gotta catch your entire load and swallow all of it.

Capture the cum:
aim at a jar 3 feet away; You don’t have to get all of it in, but you have to get at least a drop in, and nooo sneaking closer :3

Careless:
It can be in the middle of your day.. it could be at the start of your day, but you gotta loose a nice big load into your underwear, then slide em up and wear em perfectly normally. Messy boy aint ya?

Chris Benoit:
Your gym, Fap in it. No free gym’s around? Locker room or at a local pool will suffice.

Complete control:
This one’s at your discretion; channel your chi energy to your cock :3 or just think of something that gets you instantly hard without fail, maybe you have a spot that if you pinch you get a hard-on, it can be anything so long as you can say to yourself ‘now’ and then have your cock rise to a nice firm erection in the next couple of seconds... No Touching! :P

Company ink:
Jerk off and cum over a work colleague or classmate... O.o not Literally over them!.. unless.. uhh.. they consented :P the thought of em, a pic of them, whatever.

Corruption:
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it, fap to some

The fapman:
Who doesn’t love pac man, fap with the one hand, play pacman with the other,You must cum before you lose all your lives.

Dirty harry:
>:3 ohhhh yea, cum while fingering your ass.

Dodged it:
This was probably the hardest one there :P who’d wanna dodge it!?... but maybe that’s just me :3

Doggy style:
fap to bestiality: Time to push the boat out; think about it, find some porn of it, whatever; Jerk and climax. (Completing the fapchievement ‘sick fuck’ does not qualify for this fapchievement.)

Stained:
It can be a small towel, or a big towel, a pair of underwear, or a sock.. unless your cumming importantly elsewhere, cum onto it, for the next 2 weeks.

Drying paint:
cum on your wall; Hope that doesn’t leave a mark :P

Duracell:
3 times in a row, no longer than a 5 minute rest between each time.

Early bird:
Whaa- what.. alarm! Ahh! Mhummm sexxyy....

Endurance fap:
Fap for 1 hour; you are allowed to cum.. you are allowed to edge but you must be fapping.. do not rest longer than 1 minute at a time.

Hot nights:
They say a healthy night’s sleep is 8 hours ^^ fap for 8 hours straight; you are allowed to cum.. you are allowed to edge but you must be fapping.. do not rest for longer than 10 minutes at a time and only a maximum of once every hour.

Endurance test:
It’s like fapping to be in the SAS. Fap for 10 hours straight; you are allowed to cum.. you are allowed to edge but you must be fapping.. do not rest for longer than 15 minutes at a time and only a maximum of once every hour.

No fear:
Hope you’ve got keen hearing, maybe wait till she’s in the bath and he’s watching his favourite show :P

No hands:
Hump, grind, thrust or vibe; Cum, but do not use your hands.

Fap fap and away:
I feel 100 feet (approximately the 10th floor of a building) is a bit steep, so let’s make it at least the 4th floor of a building, (40 feet above ground level) that should hopefully make this one a little more accessible to people.

Fap and dump
I bet you’ve never done it :P I know I hadn’t, you don’t have to cum, just paw for the entire duration.

Column two

Stealth:
Is he asleep? Can you be quiet? Is he really that engrossed in that game? :P

Fruityloop:
Cucumber up your rear? Thrusting into a watermelon? Pawing with a banana skin? Involve a fruit or vegetable in your quality time

Wet willy:
Mmmm Dun tha water feel sooo good?

Work with what ya got:
Tougher for the circumcised amongst us; you must paw using no lube, and cum, and then you must paw again using your cum as lube :3

Green thumb:
Nothing like a good woodland walk

Under pressure:
The stall of a public bathroom is also acceptable

V for vendetta:
During a single orgasm, you must make at least two spurts of cum fly off in at least a right angle to each other... and at the same time it would be awesome if you recited “Verily this Viscose of verbiage veers most verbose, and so let me simply say that it is a very good honour to meet you and you may call me V”.... <.< and no... I do not know why I can recite V’s entire opening speech off by heart. :P

Holding the line:
Edge 3 times before climaxing

Going up:
This one could be risky! Do you dare!? You don’t have to cum but you should try to and otherwise stroke as hard and fast as you can for the entire ride.. just be sure to have your belt done up for when the doors open :3 that and hope they don’t have people watching those camera’s O.O

HOT FIRE:
Busty red head? Or the ginger dude down the street, think of them, cum to them :P

Stealth shot:
This could be done in a cinema/theatre, or maybe they are the kind of friend you could get to lend ah.. uhh, hand ;-) hehe

I buy it for the articles:
This one shouldn’t be too hard for most of you

I don’t give a fuck:
Yes... someone’s means it can be your own, but oh gawd I dare you to make it somebody else’s ><

Imagination mode:
“Huh? O.o what’s porn?.. ohh my brain got better porn than anything whats out here..”

Technology:
Fap and climax to porn on your smartphone.. or any mobile handheld device.. (no laptops or netbooks)

Iron man:
Yeah! Who needs lube! Friction burn here we come

Iron will:
In fact.. duuunn even touch it.. goin the toilet starts getting teasing around day 3 :P

Jack-off daniels:
If you can remember too that is

Jaws:
You gotta be in a swimming pool OR in the sea.. or a river.. just.. in some water okay.. but in a mere glass of water :P

Jetson your fired/the good student:
You a student? Fap in class, you work? fap at work.. Going to the bathroom to do so is acceptable, but extra points to the guy who can stay there and earn this fapchievement and ‘behind seven proxies’ and ‘careless’ and ‘company ink’ all at once lol

Kamikazie fap:
You don’t ‘have’ to cum but it might be easiest when you consider that there are other library achievements.. fap for at least 2 minutes, with your cock out :3 and it doesn’t have to be busy.. just a public library at anytime will do.

Tastes like chicken:
Doesn’t matter how you do it, but once you’ve cum, eat your entire load :3

Killstreak:
Jerk off and climax 10 times in a 12 hour period

Kodak moment:
Any pic of anyone, so long as it has their face in

Lasting blast:
This one could be a toughie, you may have to plan and work for it. In a single orgasm, you need to shoot off at least 10 spurts of cum, they don’t all have to be across the room, just a little spurt to trickle out and drip down still qualifies. Good luck trying to keep count while you climax :3

Farmer Jones:
If you live in the middle of the city then large parks and playing fields and the sort qualify for this one

Long shot:
Store up a nice powerful orgasm and get the angle just right because you have to shoot your load approximately 3 feet or more ahead of you.

Manfap:
Not gay? Tough, use pics, vids, or your imagination whatever works for you, climax to maleness

Messmaker:
Tsk, couldn’t you have caught that in something? Well your cleaning it up. Carelessly cum all over the floor, any floor, outside or indoors.

Monkeyman:
This one’s fun.. please don’t fall on your head, hang from the monkey bars of your loacal playground (preferably when there aren’t loads of kids around) or from the branches of a tree if that’s more convenient.

Motorhead:
I once came across a rather strange story of this guy who got put on a sort of production line where he was raped by mechanical cocks as part of some experiment or other <.<..... yea, experiment my arse... O.o no.. i didn’t mean that literally!.. >< Anyway.. heh be it cyborg rapists, steampunk fucking machines or just a really nice car, cum to it.

Mt. Vesuvius:
Erase the Roman town of Pompeii all over again with your immense gouts of skybound semen, can you cum 3 feet or more straight up? Judge it approximately, copula inches here and there doesn’t matter, get near enough.

Multi shot:
The trick with this one is you aren’t allowed to stop, fap and cum, but you mustn’t stop stroking when you do... you may be permitted to slow right down, but you mustn’t stop, you need to power on and cum again before your hand is allowed to stop stroking your tool.

Music to my ears:
Simple enough, you must cum.

I like teh movies :
It doesn’t have to be busy or anything but you gotta cum in a cinema/theatre and it has to be in the actual auditorium as well, not in the toilets or something :P find a nice dark spot at the back.

Ninja fap:
This could be in an alleyway or the corner of a shopping mall, it could even be in a public bathroom if you wanted to play it safe :P

Column 3

Two birds, one stone:
Think about the trees you’ll be saving :P

Parental controls:
We don’t have ‘PBS’ here in the UK, our equivalent would be the BBC, just fap while watching something that isn’t porn on tv to qualify for this one.

Balls of steel:
You can prop yourself under a running tap, set your shower head on them or just dip them in, but you must paw and cum while soaking your balls in icy cold water.

Pet shot:
Ahwwww, look at tha cute kitteh! Dun care how you do it just jerk off and cum to animals; Completing the ‘doggy style’ or ‘sick fuck’ fapchievements does qualify

Precision:
During orgasm get at least a single spurt over the top of one shoulder, whether it lands on your shoulder or back, or goes even further, it still qualifies.

Quick shot:
Ready! Set! Go!! From start to finish, cum in under 90 seconds, you are permitted to be hard before you start but as soon as you touch yourself you start timing. No approximations here, have your stopwatch to hand

Surprise:
Oooo, it’s covered in something all slimy! Hehe.. use you imagination for this one it doesn’t even have to be something someone necessarily WILL find.. just something they CAN find.

Rebound:
Cum twice in under half an hour, easy enough :3

Rigor mortis:
Let’s just hope you went to the hospital by choice, not that you were forced there. Given that this one is a tough one, if you ever have cum in a hospital in your life then you qualify for this one. If not you only have to go in and find a toilet or somesuch

Royal flush:
It doesn’t matter how long you take but you must cum 5 times into a toilet bowl and then flush it, no one can use the toilet in the meantime though, all five loads have to get flushed at once, so if there’s only one toilet in the house you may want to hang around and make quick work of it :P

Runner’s world:
Don’t run, too fast.. we don’t want you getting hurt.. you can stop when you climax

Safety:
Just in case :3

Self sufficiency:
You’re so vain; think of yourself, watch a vid you’ve made of yourself, anything so long as it doesn’t involve other people

Sepukku:
Do this with your mouth closed, so that it goes evveeryyywherre :3

Shifty shot:
This is a 3 night challenge.. on the first night you must fap once with the hand you don’t normally use.. on the second night you must fap once with the hand you do normally use and then on the third night you must fap once with the hand you don’t normally use again.

Sick fuck:
If you don’t know what a furry is then shame on you :P I happen to be a furry ^^ you can find furry porn on SoFurry, Ychan or on FurAffinity or from the artists Taurin fox, Blotch, or Zen to name but a few. Find some in the missionary position and enjoy a little adventure into a realm I bet you hardly knew existed :P (completing doggy style or pet shot does not qualify you for this fapcheivement)

Tressfapping:
This can be as simple as on your neighbour’s lawn or back yard or being around or in an office building you shouldn’t be in, please act with caution, preparation and safety though, you must cum.

So Ronery:
Any picture of someone you like

Empty balls.
You WIN! You did all of them!!! Well done!!!

[Wasn't_Me]

Oh my Pheonix...
I LOVE it! I wish that I was allowed to have this much...erm..fun with myself! Okay I guess better yet I wish at this point I fell under the "guys" category, but I still love it!
I can't wait to see how this goes over!

[Pet Phoenix]

Hehee thanks hun i would love to have made one for the girls as well.. but i only had the original, guy orientated material to work with.. maybe someone else could fashion one for the ladies, it would work best coming from a female, if not, and this becomes popular, then perhaps i can fashion one in the future. :3

Hehee i also want to add that i have completed every single one of these I did it a while back on actually an ever greater list (there were some not suitable for the forum that i have cut out) of 103 fapchievements, as part of something to do with my master, I earned rewards for reaching certain numbers of completion. It took me nearly 5 months to complete all of them! but i wasn't racing anyone

As forementioned i could be the winners dare slave or dare master for a week, i'll have to think of a couple of other things to offer as a prize as well..

hehe so good luck to all those who want to compete!

[SilverScar]

That's really great, I like this a lot I will try them all, but there are some which I cannot even imagine how to do them... the Passanger or the Stealth will be very hard.
But the hardest for me is the Iron Will... no cumming for 30 days? I think I will be able to do this only after I died

[goodlilsub]

i went to that link and couldnt find anything that resembled the list you posted here

[Pet Phoenix]

Originally Posted by goodlilsub

i went to that link and couldnt find anything that resembled the list you posted here

Hummm? which link? is it not working anyone? i see a great big image of all the fapchievements in my first post.

Hehe the passenger was very hard just make sure you sit in the back behind the driver lol

[trust-no-1]

This is bloody amazing mate, great work

[Wasn't_Me]

Originally Posted by goodlilsub

i went to that link and couldnt find anything that resembled the list you posted here

I think I know what he means The link for "the complete list" is in fact for Pheonix's likes and dislikes, not the fapping

[daremaster 1]

This is the best thing on here i will tell you when i get it all !

[alpha]

Wow, this is really cool, I might give it a try.

Can you combine the achievements? (e.g. Fapping with both hands as soon as you woke up for an hour under your bed thinking of a redhead and then aiming three feet away?)

[Pet Phoenix]

Originally Posted by alpha

Wow, this is really cool, I might give it a try.

Can you combine the achievements? (e.g. Fapping with both hands as soon as you woke up for an hour under your bed thinking of a redhead and then aiming three feet away?)

Hehe yes you can, and i did state that in the original post but i appreciate there was quite a bit to read through there hehe. i'm really glad people like it been working on it for a little while now, if people begin to post some of their experiences and things then i'll post some of mine too :3

Originally Posted by Wasn't_Me

I think I know what he means The link for "the complete list" is in fact for Pheonix's likes and dislikes, not the fapping

And is okay wasn't me, he pm'ed me, i cleared things up for him :3

[Pet Phoenix]

Hehe no more interest? How are those of you who have started trying to complete these getting on so far? anyone done any of them yet?

[broob009]

I'm about to start on these, and will cross them off as I go along If you're every interested on how I'm doing just pm me

Two things:

1. The resolution of the image is quite bad, it's very hard to read the writing on each fapchievement on the image itself.

2. Do another one ;D It's really REALLY good.

[WowwieGoesWoof]

LMAO that's an amazing compilation! One day I may try them.