Metzgermeister's Guide To: Scat

[metzgermeister]

Metzgermeister here.

I've decided to start a couple of threads like this one for people who are new to dares involving some of the more raunchier aspects of sex. I know that there are a lot of users who would like to try out some more extreme dares but are worried about the aftermath or the consequences. I hope to help these users out with their worries.

Okay, scat. Scat, or coprophillia, as its correct term is - is the name of the sexual fetish involving human feces. In 'scat' situations, partners may defecate on each others' bodies or it may be smeared on them for erotic pleasure and/or humilation factors.
Scat is not to be confused with scat-eating, or coprophagia, as that term is - personally, I wouldn't reccomend this, due to health warnings, but read below on what I have to say on the matter.

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- First off: never let yourself be pressured. Make sure both you and your partner are completley comfortable with the idea. These things cannot be rushed.

- Bear in mind, shit smells. If you're sensitve to the odour of it, perhaps scat is not the best idea for you. Don't be upset if your partner refuses to scat with you based purley on the grounds that your shit stinks. Everybody's does. It's perfectly normal.

- I would never reccomend trying out scat if either of you have recently suffered from any sort of stomach bug. This will cause uneeded health risks.

- Scat is best practiced in a bathroom or area with easy access to a sink, especially for beginners. If you try it and instantly despise the idea, you'll want to be close to water immediatley.

- If scat comes into contact with fabrics - I would reccomend washing it as soon as possible to avoid staining. There's no need for a boil wash - just a wash a few degrees higher than you would normally use, with a dash of extra powder/liquid.

- When cleaning yourself up after scat - wipe the debris off with toilet paper to begin with. When shit dries, it hardens and is easy to peel off the skin. Make sure you remove any larger debris to avoid clogging the sink/bath plug.

- Following this, baby wipes or antibacterial wipes are a good thing to have at hand. If not - rinse the remaining off with a hot flow of water and wash yourself as normal. Remember - if you can still smell the scat strongly - there's a chance there's still germs on your body.

- After you're clean, I reccomend using skin cream - especially if you have sensitive skin. As the shit dries on your body, it is likely to make your skin itch. This is nothing to worry about - it's simply your skin being dehydrated and can easily be fixed with some vaseline/lotion.

- If you have had shit anywhere near your mouth, I would strongly reccomend rinsing your mouth with mouthwash and brushing your teeth (possibly with an old/spare toothbrush). I have no objections to having shit in my mouth, but I wouldn't reccomend swallowing, as it may result in an upset stomach.

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Have fun and stay safe.
- Metzgermeister

[CollaredBlondie]

Great idea, nice little starter guide. Go you! I think these will be helpful to all members, even if it's just reading material and they never act on it.

[metzgermeister]

Why thank you.
I'm planning on writing a guide thread for anal sex, bondage and the like.
I consider myself a sensible person, but I know how easy it is to cross boundaries when you're having fun.

[CollaredBlondie]

Excellent. I'm not one to try out everything, but I like reading anything I can get my hands on. Keep them coming!

[Ragnum]

I'd like to add that while getting an upset stomach from swallowing is common and likely, you are extremely unlikely to be infected with a serious disease, unless your partner was infected aswell.

You should not engage in scat play with strangers, as many dangerous diseases are transmitted through feces, however from a healthy individual it is not a serious risk.

You should however not engage in any scat play while you have any wounds that have not completely healed. You might not notice microscopic particles getting lodged in the wound which could cause a serious and potentially life threatening (if untreated) infection. While the digestive tract is well adapted to dealing with high concentrations of bacteria (spoiled food etc.) open wounds are not.

[metzgermeister]

Very good advice indeed.
If you have cuts on your hands/fingers, wear latex/rubber gloves also.

[LittleBoyWhore]

I really enjoyed the helper guide (:
I'm already pretty much into scat, but still some great informations.

[metzgermeister]

I'm still a beginner with scat, but I really enjoy it.
I know there's a fair few of dares on here involving scat that were scorned because people were just ridiculous about the way they wrote them - so I was inspired to write this.

[Marc]

Dixie

Great post, informative and useful - thank you.

Only thing is, it may get lost in TORD Online forum - but not sure where the right place for it is.... gets my vote for a 'best of' tag though

[keykitty]

Not my thing but a lovely guide that I would suggest people read anyways if they are interested.

[sweetsong]

Your skin absorbs stuff. Ew.

I read this and feel like it's just an opinion. For something as nasty as shit, there really should be some viable sources. Nobody should just "take your advice."

[metzgermeister]

Oh thanks Marc.
Awfully kind. I wasn't sure where the best place to post it would be, I didn't want to end up trashed.

Well sweetsong, I understand where you're coming from - but I think you'll find it hard to find sources relating to this.

[sweetsong]

Originally Posted by metzgermeister

Well sweetsong, I understand where you're coming from - but I think you'll find it hard to find sources relating to this.

There's plenty of viable sources that say not to do the things you mentioned. o.o

[metzgermeister]

Yes, but I and many others have practiced it before, kept ourselves clean and hygenic afterwards and faced no unpleasant consequences. :P

[umbrellas]

i used to think it was unhealthy too but then i realized that's only because i think it's gross. but there are ways of doing it that make it as safe as any other fetish.. you can probably get more diseases from unprotected sex than from scat play with your partner.