The Most Stupidest Questionnaire

[Eldrazor]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Remove them, unless they're required for the game or cards are missing, in which case the jokers take the value of the missing cards.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
No, I never cheat.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
The game ends when the bank runs out of money, if that's what you mean. If you mean when a player is bankrupt, they retire from the game, and their properties are auctioned, as per the rules.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
As chips, or roasted.

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Omnivore.

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Depends on what I'm trying to eat.

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
Excuse me?

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Prince Charlie kilt outfit.

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Black.

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
Traffic cone orange short hair.

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Lung/heart/vital organ, maybe?

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
Cliffs above Loch Pooltiel.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
Whenever anyone's around to see it.

2. Worst place to fall?
Off a cliff, maybe?

3. Most stupid song?
Any of these modern record-scratching tracks.

4. What special trick can you do?
look damn good in a kilt.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
I don't understand the question...

[D00M]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Take them out and put them to one side.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Ha, I wish.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
whoever is the banker usually slides me some extra money

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
I like them either mashed or as chips.

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Omnivore

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
No Spork? Spoons are cool

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
Not that far

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Old person in a birthday Suit

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Green

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
Dunno

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Penis?

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
Bouncy castle on the moon.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
Collecting an award for "person with the best balance"

2. Worst place to fall?
Into the toilet

3. Most stupid song?
That stupid one, you know which one I mean?

4. What special trick can you do?
I can disappear into the background where no one acknowledges or talks to me.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
Hi, asl?

[PlagueBringer]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
I keep them in there and just set them to the side while playing.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack?
Never. I'm an honest gambler. If I'm going to take your money, I'll do it fairly.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
Bargain with the banker.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
Mashed. With chives and cheese.

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
I'm an omnivorous beast! Rawr!

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Hmm... Spoon.

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
I dunno, I've walked about 5 miles down the side of a highway once.

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Someone trying to mesh 80s style with today's style.

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
How about one pink and one purple?

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
Beehive.

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Dick.

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
On a trampoline with no safety net.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
Walking down the aisle on your wedding day.

2. Worst place to fall?
Cleaning the top of a shark tank.

3. Most stupid song?
Anything that is "new pop".

4. What special trick can you do?
Uh... I can speak Wookie.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
I have a few times then realized HOW FUCKING ANNOYING IT WAS! Then I stopped... Also, what's your asl?

[cloudness]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Take them out
2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Nope
3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
Surrender lol
Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
They are the best

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Random
3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Does a Spork count?
Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
I wear what ever I feel like I guess
2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Mankini
3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Pink!
4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
Rainbow and Grey afro
Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Throat
2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
Mr Bounce
Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
When you are near the top
2. Worst place to fall?
From a plane
3. Most stupid song?
How dare you! all music is great
4. What special trick can you do?
Not to sure
5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
Nope

[NekoKass]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Eat them, with just a pinch of salt.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Like, card count, I have, but you already have an advantage over the dealer in blackjack, and I am not that cruel

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
Lose.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
Chopped up and fried with some spices, especially cayenne.

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
I survive solely on the dew off of ginko leaves and the energy of the universe.

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Spoon.

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
Depends on what it is for, but to put it in perspective I would go fully nude in front of millions of people to save a cat.

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Fucking, most wedding dresses.

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
What? no red? I guess purple then.

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
The one that haunts me in my sleep.

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
In a serious sense, probably my breasts. In a comical sense right underneath my belly button.

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
Flat on my face.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
While doing any extreme sport.

2. Worst place to fall?
Edge of the grand canyon?

3. Most stupid song?
NOFX: Happy Birthday You Not Special. In a good way though.

4. What special trick can you do?
I can juggle with my eyes closed.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
In real life? No. that would be weird. On here... no...

[Fridgeta]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?

Remove them unless asked.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)

No, really bad at Blackjack and numbers in general lol.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?

If its just run out of money and not property I end up selling to get some cash. If you mean property as well I try to lose gracefully.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?

Anyway but fried (chips/fries are fine though)

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?

Omnivore.

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?

Splade

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?

Near nude but not actually nude.

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?

A neon rainbow shell suit

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?

Purple!

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?

Combover

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?

Your back.

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?

Aeroplane...?

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?

When your on a high building.

2. Worst place to fall?

Off of the high building lol

3. Most stupid song?

Dare to be stupid... which is also my theme song :P

4. What special trick can you do?

I do circus skills... so I have a few special tricks.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?

No, I've never done that.

[An_Jon]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?

Put them to one side. I do know a few good games that include the jokers though.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)

I don't know how to, so no.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?

Use goats and sexual favours. Never combine the two.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?

Grown

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?

Omnomnomnomnivore

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?

Foofe

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?

As far as my destination is.

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?

Yours. I mean, what were you thinking?

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?

I think you mean - Pink rocks.

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?

Again, I didn't want to say anything, but was your hairdresser/barber drunk or something?

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?

Testicles

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?

Rubber aeroplane.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?

March

2. Worst place to fall?

Skydiving

3. Most stupid song?

Any religious song.

4. What special trick can you do?

I have this flair for sarcasm

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?

I used to, but then I stopped being 12.

[sumsar1972]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Put them on the table
2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
No
3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
Go bankrupt

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
French fried
2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Carnicvore
3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Fork

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
Underpants
2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Dressed like a horse
3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Purple
4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
Dyed in two or more colours

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Intimates
2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
On holiday

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
When giving a speech and many people are looking
2. Worst place to fall?
Into the crocodiles' pool
3. Most stupid song?
Mmmm bob
4. What special trick can you do?
None
5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
No

[slaveboy32]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?

Depends on the game, spades kinda needs them, most others don't.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)

Ever seen the movie 21 about the MIT people counting cards? That's as close to counting cards as I got.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?

Pfft... Assuming that I ever lose.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?

Mashed

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?

Omnivore

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?

Knispork, or a fork

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?

If it were legal, probably all the way, but since it not, only a bit and only when well hidden/private.

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?

Neon orange hat, with bright pink scarf, with a cosby-esque sweater and pajama pants and neon green rain boots

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?

Green but dark green.

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?

Corn row mohawks

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?

Bottom of your foot, causing you to walk on it.

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?

Imaginationland

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?

Walking across hot coals

2. Worst place to fall?

See number 1 in this section

3. Most stupid song?

What does the fox say...

4. What special trick can you do?

I have the amazing ability to advance 1 second at a time into the future.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?

Used to like almost all the time, it was a sad time in my life...