Post a picture of an inanimate, yet sexy object!

Jaro · 06-23-2017, 08:21 PM

And by that I mean some object that is inherently not sexual (so not a picture of high heels or panties please).
More like the "do you have a dirty mind?" pics.

Just to have some laughs without breaking TOS

I'll start of with an example:

qmu · 06-23-2017, 08:28 PM

LOL, this seems fun. Just googled "inanimate, yet sexy object" not disappointed.

Jaro · 06-23-2017, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qmu

LOL, this seems fun. Just googled "inanimate, yet sexy object" not disappointed.

Exactly the kind I was looking for!

I hope this thread becomes popular because I think stuff like this is really fun and there isn't enough humor on getDare.

tenveran · 06-24-2017, 01:18 PM

I know this picture is not what you are going for but there is a story if you care to read Jaro.

But she is sexy to me!

This little lady, her name is old glory. She has some miles on her but she doesn't slow down. I climb into her cab and get so very pleased. I drive her everywhere, I put the shifter in gear. Sometimes she likes to go slow, sometimes fast. I lock her up tight every night.

No one else can have her, she is all mine. I love her dearly, there are many things I like to do to old glory.

I thoroughly enjoy getting underneath her and probing her undercarriage. Checking every crevice, every joint for wear and tear because sometimes I ride her just a little to rough.

So I have to give her some aftercare, a little wash here and there, cleaning and loving her damaged parts to make them anew.

Then she is ready to go like brand new. I check to see if she has enough lube in her valves, I wipe my dipstick and put it.back in. I press her throttle body to see how she reacts, and boy sometimes she purrs so loudly to my probing.

Then we are off and running, when she gets going she just goes and goes and goes. She just doesn't want to stop.

So sometimes we have to take a rest, I pull her tailgate down and rest myself gently on her bumper, she lets out a squeak, and then a groan. My how she loves my attention.

Then when I am ready to go again I climb back in her cab, she starts right up, with a jolt. I jam it into first to get her going.

When we are done, She goes into reverse for her rest. She is always such a sweet little girl. Though I make her a mess.

She sleeps soundly knowing she did her job.

I think about her all the time. I am so proud she is all mine.

Then its off for another drive, she makes me feel so alive.

She doesn't let me down. When I take her to town.

She requires a steady hand to keep her in line.

My how I love old glory, this old pickup of mine.
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Jaro · 06-24-2017, 09:52 PM

Ha! That's great!
You are a lucky man!

Diagon · 06-25-2017, 11:13 PM

Just when I thought I wouldn't have anything original to contribute to this thread, I find this. It may not have hot carrot legs, but I'm a sucker for sexy eyes:

I was just walking around downtown today, and apparently someone with a bunch of googly eyes had had their way with the town. There were lots of other things like this, but this is easily the sexiest one.
Edit: Oh geezuz, I swear this picture wasn't so huge a second ago. Fuck.

Jaro · 07-01-2017, 09:10 AM

Okay I'll try to jump start things

Locktail · 07-01-2017, 02:11 PM

That carrot may got the legs but has it got something to share them with.

I just searched inanimate yet sexy object and that was the first thing that I saw.

RiskyFlame · 07-01-2017, 04:15 PM

I saw this picture about 2 years ago and it just needs to be reposted.

qmu · 07-01-2017, 04:55 PM

Not sexy, but I chuckled. I guess an appropriate reminder here with all the sexiness

Butterfly · 07-02-2017, 10:19 PM

Jaro · 07-02-2017, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Ha! This one is awesome!

qmu · 07-28-2017, 10:05 AM

So this cutie mew stumbled upon this on reddit. =o
Seriously, would somebody buy that? o0

Jaro · 07-28-2017, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qmu

So this cutie mew stumbled upon this on reddit. =o
Seriously, would somebody buy that? o0

No, I would not buy that.

LOL!!

foxknot69 · 07-28-2017, 04:46 PM

I'd buy that couch. Personally, I don't see a reason not to. :P

Now, these on the other hand...wtf are they even supposed to be?

06-23-2017, 08:21 PM	#1
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,456 Blog Entries: 299	Post a picture of an inanimate, yet sexy object! And by that I mean some object that is inherently not sexual (so not a picture of high heels or panties please). More like the "do you have a dirty mind?" pics. Just to have some laughs without breaking TOS I'll start of with an example: __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here Last edited by Jaro; 06-23-2017 at 08:31 PM.

06-23-2017, 08:28 PM	#2
qmu getDare Devil Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 1,031 Blog Entries: 5	LOL, this seems fun. Just googled "inanimate, yet sexy object" not disappointed. __________________ Hey there! You somehow stumbled upon my signature. Why are you interested? I'll never guess... but gD's usual stats follow =p I am in my late twenties I have no idea what my sexuality is, something in the middle of bi, pan and asexual I really like books, games, role playing, swords and silly/cute things My likes/dislikes/limits and PM Dares need rewriting... but I am lazy and don't think will need them soon Damion is this awesome guy who is my friend and master qmu

06-24-2017, 01:18 PM	#4
tenveran getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: united states Posts: 398 Blog Entries: 3	I know this picture is not what you are going for but there is a story if you care to read Jaro. But she is sexy to me! This little lady, her name is old glory. She has some miles on her but she doesn't slow down. I climb into her cab and get so very pleased. I drive her everywhere, I put the shifter in gear. Sometimes she likes to go slow, sometimes fast. I lock her up tight every night. No one else can have her, she is all mine. I love her dearly, there are many things I like to do to old glory. I thoroughly enjoy getting underneath her and probing her undercarriage. Checking every crevice, every joint for wear and tear because sometimes I ride her just a little to rough. So I have to give her some aftercare, a little wash here and there, cleaning and loving her damaged parts to make them anew. Then she is ready to go like brand new. I check to see if she has enough lube in her valves, I wipe my dipstick and put it.back in. I press her throttle body to see how she reacts, and boy sometimes she purrs so loudly to my probing. Then we are off and running, when she gets going she just goes and goes and goes. She just doesn't want to stop. So sometimes we have to take a rest, I pull her tailgate down and rest myself gently on her bumper, she lets out a squeak, and then a groan. My how she loves my attention. Then when I am ready to go again I climb back in her cab, she starts right up, with a jolt. I jam it into first to get her going. When we are done, She goes into reverse for her rest. She is always such a sweet little girl. Though I make her a mess. She sleeps soundly knowing she did her job. I think about her all the time. I am so proud she is all mine. Then its off for another drive, she makes me feel so alive. She doesn't let me down. When I take her to town. She requires a steady hand to keep her in line. My how I love old glory, this old pickup of mine. I __________________ Read my likes, dislikes, limits and more.about me here! http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=83200 I am a switch and enjoy both sides of the same coin! I may be interested in taking on a new slave but not my focus! 30 male bisexual. My BDSM test result http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=5090431 Last edited by tenveran; 06-24-2017 at 01:34 PM.

06-24-2017, 09:52 PM	#5
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,456 Blog Entries: 299	Ha! That's great! You are a lucky man! __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

06-25-2017, 11:13 PM	#6
Diagon Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Canada (CST) Posts: 686 Blog Entries: 3	Just when I thought I wouldn't have anything original to contribute to this thread, I find this. It may not have hot carrot legs, but I'm a sucker for sexy eyes: I was just walking around downtown today, and apparently someone with a bunch of googly eyes had had their way with the town. There were lots of other things like this, but this is easily the sexiest one. Edit: Oh geezuz, I swear this picture wasn't so huge a second ago. Fuck. __________________ 23/M/Straight Likes: Denial, Edging, Ruined Orgasms, light CBT, Bondage Limits: Anal, Public, Mess, Kin Last edited by Diagon; 06-25-2017 at 11:17 PM.

07-01-2017, 09:10 AM	#7
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,456 Blog Entries: 299	Okay I'll try to jump start things __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

07-01-2017, 02:11 PM	#8
Locktail Member Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46 Blog Entries: 1	That carrot may got the legs but has it got something to share them with. I just searched inanimate yet sexy object and that was the first thing that I saw. __________________ Limits.

07-01-2017, 04:15 PM	#9
RiskyFlame Longtime User Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 17	I saw this picture about 2 years ago and it just needs to be reposted. __________________ Still responsive to DMs here I've only really liked a handful of people in my life, and you've been two of them. —Hans Axgil— Last edited by RiskyFlame; 07-01-2017 at 05:11 PM.

07-01-2017, 04:55 PM	#10
qmu getDare Devil Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 1,031 Blog Entries: 5	Not sexy, but I chuckled. I guess an appropriate reminder here with all the sexiness __________________ Hey there! You somehow stumbled upon my signature. Why are you interested? I'll never guess... but gD's usual stats follow =p I am in my late twenties I have no idea what my sexuality is, something in the middle of bi, pan and asexual I really like books, games, role playing, swords and silly/cute things My likes/dislikes/limits and PM Dares need rewriting... but I am lazy and don't think will need them soon Damion is this awesome guy who is my friend and master qmu

07-02-2017, 10:19 PM	#11
Butterfly A Butterfly Princess <3 Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 4,640 Blog Entries: 515	__________________ On Hiatus PMs will not be responded to My heart belongs to my Husband: Mr. Devious Being tortured frequently by my Dom SleepySloth Served by my loyal worm Jaro Caring for my little TheBrat Recordings ❤ FAQ ❤ AMA Likes/Limits ❤ Toys Discord: butterfly.cm ❤

07-28-2017, 10:05 AM	#13
qmu getDare Devil Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 1,031 Blog Entries: 5	So this cutie mew stumbled upon this on reddit. =o Seriously, would somebody buy that? o0 __________________ Hey there! You somehow stumbled upon my signature. Why are you interested? I'll never guess... but gD's usual stats follow =p I am in my late twenties I have no idea what my sexuality is, something in the middle of bi, pan and asexual I really like books, games, role playing, swords and silly/cute things My likes/dislikes/limits and PM Dares need rewriting... but I am lazy and don't think will need them soon Damion is this awesome guy who is my friend and master qmu

07-28-2017, 04:46 PM	#15
foxknot69 getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: In the (furry) trash Posts: 1,184 Blog Entries: 3	I'd buy that couch. Personally, I don't see a reason not to. :P Now, these on the other hand...wtf are they even supposed to be? __________________ 28 / Male Non-Binary / Pan / Pet / Furry / Nerd Likes/Dislikes/Limits PM Dares Remaining PM Tasks Edges Before Orgasm: 0 Wedgie Time: 0 minutes Ball Slaps: 0 Spanks: 0 Days of Denial: 0 "I'm a silhouette asking every now and then: Is it over yet? Will I ever feel again?"