The "I'm Bored" Dice Dare

[uzaho]

This is a mostly random collection of dares arranged not-so-randomly for what hopefully amounts to something simple and fun that maintains some variety/replay-ability. Roll two D6 to find a dare for each section.

It's not too extreme in any way: I tried to keep it light and flexible so that darees of all levels can enjoy.


The "I'm Bored" Dice Dare

First of all, your attire is atrocious...

2. Roll a die: Even go topless, Odd go bottomless
3. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
4. Expose all of the skin between your genitals and your nipples
5. Remove all underwear (bra too ladies)
6. Wear only a swimsuit
7. Remove two pieces of clothing (socks don't count. wimp.) or roll again
8. Wear your pants as a shirt and your shirt as pants
9. Pull your shirt up and behind your head, then pull down the back of your pants to expose your ass
10. Wear your underwear outside your clothing - If you can't, then just take it off
11. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
12. Wear nothing except for one piece of clothing - not a swimsuit


Now let's spice it up.

2. Insert 3 ice cubes into your ass
3. Tie your ankles together
4. Shower - with soap - for at least one minute dressed as you are. Set a timer. No towel after!
5. Self-inflict a wedgie of your choice. Give a good yank!
6. Undo all buttons, zippers, laces, ties, or fasteners of any kind on you. Let the pieces fall as they may...
7. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
8. Wear touthpaste as lipstick and deodorant on your forehead
9. Use tape to secure something from the freezer to your crotch
10. Expose your ass cheeks - If already exposed, write something on each cheek
11. Put your underwear in your mouth as a gag then tape it shut
12. Grab 6 condiments and number them 1-6. Roll a die. Wear that condiment on your face


Then...

2. Guys: Wrap an elastic around the base of your dick (ie. behind your balls) as a cock-ring
Girls: Insert something into your pussy (eg. brush, toothbrush, dildo: whatever)
3. Give yourself a bra-connection wedgie (put on underwear if necessary; bra too guys)
4. Masturbate for two minutes
5. Pull up your underwear so it is visible and tuck your shirt into it - If not possible, remove something
6. Spank yourself 20 times
7. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
8. Use something from a kitchen (pan, ladle, etc) to spank yourself 20 times
9. Text this exact message to 5 random numbers in your area code or two people in your contacts:

"Oh yeah! Fuck me good!"

10. Guys/Gals, expose your dick/breasts then wrap them in either toilet paper or plastic wrap
11. Apply toothpaste to your asshole
12. Remove the piece of clothing you least want to (be honest)


And for the grand finale!

2. Masturbate to completion outdoors. If that's not possible, then naked in front of an open window. And if not that, at a window at night with your lights on.
3. Leave wherever you are. Right now! Go! Be as public as you dare. Push your boundaries!
4. Take pictures of yourself in both dignified and nonsensical poses. Take lots. Do famous poses. Shakespeare. Duck lips. Porn shots. Just have fun with it. Afterward, look through all of your pics. Choose your sexiest pic, most embarassing, and most hilarious pics, and upload at least one to Facebook and one to Kinktalk (cropping/anonymizing as you see fit).
5. Perform this dare: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=89510
6. Start running away from your house/room. Run as fast as you can while throwing your clothes away as you strip naked. Once you have fully declothed keep running for five more seconds then run back, picking your clothing up along the way, and carry it all back inside.
7. Not yet. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start the dare over again!
8. You have 10 minutes to cum. The only catch: your hands can only touch exposed skin. You can watch whatever you want, rub up against whatever you want, but your hands cannot move or go under your clothing. If you fail to cum after 10 minutes, spank yourself 50 times on each ass cheek.
9. Edge 5 times. Each time you edge, remove an item of clothing. After five edges you may cum, but only if you're outside your house (eg. a balcony, your car; it doesn't have to be a bank or something...)
10. Go on a webcam site (Chatroulette, whatever) as you are. Once you successfully chat with one person for five minutes you can disconnect and the dare is over. This is not cumulative; if someone disconnects, then you need five minutes from someone else. Until then, you can't talk about why you look however you do, or mention anything about the dare. But other than that, You do whatever that person asks of you. When they say jump, you don't ask how high, just jump dammit! (within reason; don't slit your wrists, yadda, yadda. Common sense stuff)
11. Leave wherever you are. Right now! Go! Be as public as you dare. Push your boundaries!
12. Take a video of yourself masturbating. Talk dirty to the camera. Really get into it. Give it at least a minute, but feel free to keep going if you're having fun! Then download it to your computer, name it something innocent (eg. Auditory essay, "My thoughts on Marxism", whatever...) and copy it to a dozen different random folders on your computer. Just copy-pasta everywhere! Leave them there for at least a week.



Feedback is always appreciated. Give this a whirl to see what you think of it!

[qatguy]

I am going to do this dare tonight. It looks fun. Thanks for making it.

[Daruth]

I would love more dice dares like this!

[Littlemissnaughty78]

This dare looks really good, would anyone like to roll for me?

[uzaho]

Originally Posted by Littlemissnaughty78

This dare looks really good, would anyone like to roll for me?

Happy to!

11: 5, 4
6
7: 5, 8
9


So those rolls expanded...

11. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
5. Remove all underwear (bra too ladies)
4. Expose all of the skin between your genitals and your nipples

6. Undo all buttons, zippers, laces, ties, or fasteners of any kind on you. Let the pieces fall as they may...

7. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
5. Pull up your underwear so it is visible and tuck your shirt into it - If not possible, remove something
8. Use something from a kitchen (pan, ladle, etc) to spank yourself 20 times

9. Edge 5 times. Each time you edge, remove an item of clothing. After five edges you may cum, but only if you're outside your house (eg. a balcony, your car; it doesn't have to be a bank or something...)


Hope you have fun!

[Littlemissnaughty78]

Originally Posted by uzaho

Happy to!

11: 5, 4
6
7: 5, 8
9


So those rolls expanded...

11. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
5. Remove all underwear (bra too ladies)
4. Expose all of the skin between your genitals and your nipples

6. Undo all buttons, zippers, laces, ties, or fasteners of any kind on you. Let the pieces fall as they may...

7. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
5. Pull up your underwear so it is visible and tuck your shirt into it - If not possible, remove something
8. Use something from a kitchen (pan, ladle, etc) to spank yourself 20 times

9. Edge 5 times. Each time you edge, remove an item of clothing. After five edges you may cum, but only if you're outside your house (eg. a balcony, your car; it doesn't have to be a bank or something...)


Hope you have fun!

thank you very much, this is a great dare , will report back once done

[lisabigboobs]

First of all, your attire is atrocious.
9. Pull your shirt up and behind your head, then pull down the back of your pants to expose your ass

Now let's spice it up.
5. Self-inflict a wedgie of your choice. Give a good yank!

Then..
8. Use something from a kitchen (pan, ladle, etc) to spank yourself 20 times

And for the grand finale!

2. Masturbate to completion outdoors. If that's not possible, then naked in front of an open window. And if not that, at a window at night with your lights on.

[karlcane]

The "I'm Bored" Dice Dare

First of all, your attire is atrocious...
6. Wear only a swimsuit
--> ie a speedo


Now let's spice it up.
3. Tie your ankles together



Then...
8. Use something from a kitchen (pan, ladle, etc) to spank yourself 20 times
--> wooden spoon

And for the grand finale!

5. Perform this dare: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=89510


so i did the dare having :

For the next hour, you must not:
5. Stand upright for any reason. Crawl everywhere ^^


You must not wear:
7. Any outer clothes (anything that is not underwear.)

You must also:
6. Edge twice.

8. Stand (or sit) completely still for 2 minutes (no blinking!)


thanks

karl
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[karlcane]

First of all, your attire is atrocious...
9. Pull your shirt up and behind your head, then pull down the back of your pants to expose your ass

Now let's spice it up.
10. Expose your ass cheeks - If already exposed, write something on each cheek

--> my master wrote slut on the left side and stupid on the right side

Then...


6. Spank yourself 20 times



And for the grand finale!

8. You have 10 minutes to cum. The only catch: your hands can only touch exposed skin. You can watch whatever you want, rub up against whatever you want, but your hands cannot move or go under your clothing. If you fail to cum after 10 minutes, spank yourself 50 times on each ass cheek.


I failed so i got 50 strokes on each cheek


karl

[lovelylady]

So I thought this looked fun.

First of all, your attire is atrocious...

3. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)
5. Remove all underwear (bra too ladies)
4. Expose all of the skin between your genitals and your nipples

Now let's spice it up.
6. Undo all buttons, zippers, laces, ties, or fasteners of any kind on you. Let the pieces fall as they may...

Then...
10. Guys/Gals, expose your dick/breasts then wrap them in either toilet paper or plastic wrap

And for the grand finale!
7. Not yet. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start the dare over again!

First of all, your attire is atrocious...

5. Remove all underwear (bra too ladies)

Now let's spice it up.
11. Put your underwear in your mouth as a gag then tape it shut

Then...
4. Masturbate for two minutes

And for the grand finale!
9. Edge 5 times. Each time you edge, remove an item of clothing. After five edges you may cum, but only if you're outside your house (eg. a balcony, your car; it doesn't have to be a bank or something...)

At this point I'm naked and working on my edges.

[karlcane]

First of all, your attire is atrocious..
8. Wear your pants as a shirt and your shirt as pants

--> really surprising and humiliating

Now let's spice it up.
11. Put your underwear in your mouth as a gag then tape it shut

--> I had to put my master's dirty underwear

Then...
4. Masturbate for two minutes

And for the grand finale!
5. Perform this dare: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=89510


so i performed and got :

You must not wear:
11. Anything on your bottom half.

You must also:
7. Strip naked and bind yourself as fully as possible for 10 minutes.
10. Cover yourself in whipped cream, melted chocolate or similar.


What a shame

karl

[Princess.Ashley]

This sounds really fun, I'm going to be doing it soon.

[karlcane]

The "I'm Bored" Dice Dare

First of all, your attire is atrocious...
9. Pull your shirt up and behind your head, then pull down the back of your pants to expose your ass

Now let's spice it up.

3. Tie your ankles together
4. Shower - with soap - for at least one minute dressed as you are. Set a timer. No towel after!

7. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again)



Then...

8. Use something from a kitchen (pan, ladle, etc) to spank yourself 20 times



And for the grand finale!

2. Masturbate to completion outdoors. If that's not possible, then naked in front of an open window. And if not that, at a window at night with your lights on.



thanks

[CurvedDickSub]

Great dice dare!

7. Remove two pieces of clothing (socks don't count. wimp.) or roll again
4. Shower - with soap - for at least one minute dressed as you are. Set a timer. No towel after!
6. Spank yourself 20 times
3. Leave wherever you are. Right now! Go! Be as public as you dare. Push your boundaries!

[11-Jenny]

I started with a white t-shirt, black spandex shorts, and white bra and panties.

9. Pull your shirt up and behind your head, then pull down the back of your pants to expose your ass

7. Roll twice for this section (reroll if rolled again) grr
4. Shower - with soap - for at least one minute dressed as you are. Set a timer. No towel after! This took longer than a minute, had to wash the soap off.
6. Undo all buttons, zippers, laces, ties, or fasteners of any kind on you. Let the pieces fall as they may... my bra fell off

10. Guys/Gals, expose your dick/breasts then wrap them in either toilet paper or plastic wrap I took my wet shirt off and wrapped them in plastic wrap.

2. Masturbate to completion outdoors. If that's not possible, then naked in front of an open window. And if not that, at a window at night with your lights on. I did it by an open window.